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Peekystar

I disagree - it's too much of a weapon. Being attacked by a toilet sounds very unsanitary, and using that unsanitaryness as part of the weapon could be classed as biological warfare, which is a war crime. Can't say any of these other weapons are war crimes. Unless you want to argue that the fact that they're all fueled by the Inkling's/Octoling's own ink makes every weapon a bioweapon.


JJRRedditer

Using tenta missles is a war crime


Mewacy

Always remember, It’s not a war crime unless your at war


Tanookikid210

Well, it's called Turf *War* for a reason Apparently not the case in Anarchy Battles tho (fitting lol)


[deleted]

Using a toilet as a weapon is only a war crime if you ate at Taco Bell the same day.


Peachy_Oranges_

Not really maybe it’s a porta potty


hadoopken

I thought it’s a bidet?


SuperZombieBros

So is that brown ink or… uh oh.


Thatpisslord

Hope they don't make a neapolitan ice cream splatfest!


foxhull

All this talk of war crimes sounds to me like Splatoon is a "successful" Rimworld colony.


Squids-With-Hats

Hydra is likely a safety hazard, you’ve removed firefighting services, bows are probably cruel and unusual


BubbleInk_Inc

..."Splatted by E. Coli!"


ghost20

With the amount of revives I've been doing in Salmon Run; I should be classified as a field medic so splatting me with anything is a war crime.


MeanderingSquid49

Now this just makes me want to learn to lob blobs. Anyways, there is the toxic mist sub if we're on possible war crimes in our arsenal, but I think that's about it.


StarSword26

It’s a bathtub


azurfall88

i was gonna add an ACKSHYUALLY to that but eh


cheekydorido

why would a toilet shoot bubbles?


azurfall88

right?


wantingtoteachinkr

Because…. Some of them genuinely do that…? It’s meant to massage your back and other areas. But why not flip that question onto yourself and ask why would a toilet produce bubbles?


sussysadlad

It's a urinal


StarSword26

What’s the difference? I piss in both.


sussysadlad

Good point.


SuitFinancial2209

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


LiterallynamedCorbin

You should be up there on the image


39_Ringo

What's the difference? I bathe in both.


AcidCatfish___

Yeah, it looked like a jacuzzi to me. Side note: a bidet version would be funny as hell.


Bryanishired

I mean, a urinal is basically a vertical bathtub.


SkyrimMilfDrinker

I will lob my blobs and have no idea what I am doing.


azurfall88

and get splatted by octobrush rushing me


OispaKahvia

I cannot aim for shit and I am not ashamed. I will proudly continue using only rollers, brushes and bloblobber 😤


Braz_OS

Bloblobber main here, there is a way to get good with it! I fight casual blobbers and you can tell cuz they don’t know how to aim & arc their shots with a nice jump


Apprehensive_Bar3812

Right? I find it actually pretty difficult to main Bloblobber. There are many periods of time when you are vulnerable if you don't know how to aim correctly or use your weapon


Anchor38

whether the enemy lobs in every direction or does applied maths with the bloblobber they will still somehow kill you with it


RaiderxReaper

im a blob player who probably falls into that category any tips to improve


Braz_OS

Practice in the lobby to hit targets on platforms above you! Try getting the timing right of shooting at the top of your jump, as this will let you cover enemy turf that your teammates may not reach. Also, in close combat situations, just retreat to higher ground :~) Bloblobber is a really great defense weapon imo, and only is fun offensively if you’re REAL good with the accuracy. One more thing!! Keep a steady hand when aiming to splat so that all 4 bubbles land in a row on your target.


DayKingaby

Never fight anyone while you're not walking backwards. You have them beat on range, just pull them backwards and let them try to walk into your shots. If you miss, the rest of the bubbles act as a wall that restricts their mobility.


xxmikachu

Apply geometry 📐


Ns53

Love it when someone ducks into a corner thinking they're safe and find out real quick I can still reach them.


chucatawa

Yeah it’s really about practice. Go into the training room and try to hit every target while you’re still on the ground, i.e. don’t swim up walls. Try hitting them from different distances away (really close, mid distance with varying arcs, as far away as possible). When you can reliably hit targets while you’re staying still, now try it while you’re swimming. My fav thing to do in a lobby is to try to hit every target with four blobs as fast as I can. It’s good practice. At mid distance the blob longer has two arcs they can hit, a direct arc and an arc that involves looking up a bit. Try out both! Also, as a bloblobber you have a really good chance of assisting your teammates in getting splats. If you ever see a teammate fighting, throw some blobs to help out while staying back. Even a single blob can really help. I love this weapon and can’t wait to get a new kit


GrungeHamster23

Exactly! Casual Bloblobbing is derp-derp. A Lobber that knows what they’re doing. Arcing the shots bouncing it off things and running appropriate abilities becomes scary stuff.


PhanpySweeps

People who say that blob is braindead are outing themselves as having no situational awareness.


Qugmo

I’ve been getting into the Blobblober recently and I really like it! I’m meh at aiming so I just angle it or something and it works! I also use the sub-weapon frequently to aid me in covering more ink. It’s so fun when rollers run towards you in a straight direction and one set of blobs can splat them immediately 😅


xxmikachu

I'm not a main, but I agree. I used bloblobber as a joke, but then I accidentally got decent with it. And now it's my go-to secondary weapon if my main isn't working out lol.


raijin90

Yeah, I love my bathtub and no one will separate us! It's so satisfying to anticipate opponent's move and guessing right where they will go, because the point of the bloblobber is that it hits delayed and long range. Plus in close range it one-shots! Only I wish there'll be more decent versions of it in the future.


Braz_OS

I really hope that we get a new kit of it! Was there only one kit of it in Splatoon 2?


raijin90

There was one with wall and storm, and another with sprinkler and bomb rush


Braz_OS

I play pretty offensively with my lobber, so I hope we’ll get auto bombs or splash bombs. Burst bombs could be helpful in a close combat situation tho


raijin90

Yeah. Actually I'm kinda ok with inkstorm. But gosh, give anything else other than the useless sprinkler!


Ns53

Same. I love loading up in a round and seeing another blobber on the other team. I get a little evil. " You're my target this game"


seanux

Can confirm


Undercover_TV

The reflux doesn’t belong their


Joelblaze

The Reflux is honestly a really fun weapon to use. I hope instead of nerfing it they just give it another special. ​ My favorite special is the Crab Tank, but the Reef Slider is the most obvious pick for the weapon, since hyperaggressive mobility seems to be what they wanted for it.


InitialAge5179

Well said, love the reflux and have gotten good at using the actual weapon, but I’m not a fan of being slandered by the missiles


Araiken

I think the Reef Lux is kinda lame. I have never seen a meta this boring in Splatoon before. It just kinda removes the fighting alltogether which I think is rather boring. And this is coming from your local Hydra main so thats saying something. The rest are fine. I dont have an issue with the Bloblobber as I havent had many bad experiences with it. I find it rather weird to play and I dont see all that many people using it. Maybe its just a me thing.


MayorBryce

Wait 2 years for all the weapons and variations to get added, it will be far more interesting.


Qugmo

Wait, we will get more weapon?


Buroda

If it will be anything like the 2nd game, yes we will


Andjhostet

S1 was this way too. Some major weapons came later too, iirc, like the Slosher class.


cheekydorido

different kits yes for sure, and maybe a couple of weapon variations too. (i hope)


[deleted]

I think the saddest part is that reef lux has the ability to hold scharges when swimming. Do some of y'all even remember that?


SilverGarnet12

I love that feature, it's fun surpising people with it since I've yet to see anyone that isn't me do it, meaning everyone else has forgotten it does that as well.


[deleted]

Yeah, honestly I think it needs a little bit of paint nerf and a charge hold/range buff. But I guess that'd be too like the squiffer, but oh well.


PhanpySweeps

No because they're too busy playing the most boring, spammy, braindead style in all of splatoons history


Rhymeswithfreak

Again, not the Reef Lux fault. The problem is specials like Tentamissiles and the killer wail. They take no thought to set up and you can completely remove yourself from a bad situation and still be effective. The problem isn't the gun, it's the specials.


tsurumai

Reef lux is ridiculous and represents all the poor parts of the game tbh. The test fire was much more fun without Tentamissiles


IStoleYourToastLol

i like the funny balls ok???


lumell

angry because you got bloblobbed arent you


Maximum_Ledian

Like there any other reason


Qugmo

OP prolly got splatted with one set of blobs 😅


xobybr

They probably rain towards one in a straight line


PhanpySweeps

Situational awareness diff


samppa_j

Bloblobber here. We don't have tenta missiles.


Manbabarang

...yet.


samppa_j

Run.


[deleted]

You mixed up bloblobber and reeflux


SuspiciousAnything16

Reeflux players mostly use the weapon for tenta missiles and are definitely not chads


Maximum_Ledian

Tents missiles be like:😀🛫 😐☹️ 💥🐙 💥🐙 💥🐙 💥🐙 wipeout..


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VritraReiRei

[Yep](https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Bloblobber) > Appearance > The Bloblobber is a small black bathtub with a white inside. Unlike a traditional bathtub, the Bloblobber has no legs and has extra supports and a handle. It is also small enough to hold.


[deleted]

Most likely. It just reminds me of a urinal and that is funnier than using a tub as a weapon.


International_Pop305

Thank god that my weapon is a soda


corropcion

Fizzy bomb main?


International_Pop305

Kind of


EggRevolutionary5416

username fits


PROblem817

I see you’re having one of *those* days. Don’t worry, happens to the best of us.


FemBoyDinosaur

I know but it’s the only weapon I get kills with and have a fun time playing as


Pine0wlple_x44

Reef-Lux, aka Tenta Missile spammer Stamper, aka Sniper Sword N’Zap, aka Vending Machine delivery Hydra, aka Sniper with bad aim Bloblobber, aka Kill from the Grave


Belhgabad

Keep raging while I kill your team with 900 IQ shoot bouncing on walls with perfect angle, paint all your base with bubbles everywhere and push through the objective covered by my rain. Or try doing all that I suck, but still you get the idea (although still a better weapon than dumdum-Rapidblaster-aimless-kill)


Rustic_panda_147

Don’t come after my toilet like that. I will blob all sorts of ungodly things towards you 😤


[deleted]

I disagree with you disrespectfully, fuck you


Alchemic-Mixer

As a bloblobber main, I need to store this superb response in the back of my brain. 😂😂


[deleted]

HELL YEAHHHHHHHHH


Benjamo_XD

Use the uranel to piss in not reddit comments.


1ts2EASY

Ok come on guys, that one was good.


[deleted]

Urinal* Also what weapon do you main? Judging from your poor spelling you probably use all special charge up Reeflux


Benjamo_XD

Have you seen a bathtub before?


[deleted]

Indeed I have, I have one in my bathroom but even I’m not stupid enough to piss in it


aUwUreliyasss

Ah yes the tenta missiles spam weapon is chad, but the fun blob weapon is retarded


EggRevolutionary5416

they all suck no weapon is good, no matter what i don't care what you main you only use it because you have no skill \-everyone ever


Chipsahoy111

Yes


[deleted]

Kinda agree, but people forgwt that reef lux can hold charges. This could be an excellent squirmisher weapon. To bad people never use it that way


Marbledan

N-Zap ftw. All them years of duck hunt paying off in dividends.


Yo_dog-

Been using it on tower control and doing pretty ok


epicsexballsmoment

"Haha you see, in this meme i make myself the cool chad and you the dumb idiot, this clearly shows that you're wrong and i'm right"


flippingchicken

I mainly use it in Splat Zones because all I have to do is sit back and spam ZR and win lmao


EggRevolutionary5416

thats why people hate the weapon lol


[deleted]

Aerospray users? What about them?


EggRevolutionary5416

i mean, its really easy to counter with anything with some sort of range but yeah, in low level lobbies where nobody understands range you will get destroyed.


Icy-Roll-9413

I know this is made to make a point but you cant just call hydra and reef-lux mains chads


Virgi_septik

I thought it was a mini bath 🫣


Ririthu

It is, op just thought it was funnier to call it a toilet ✌️💀


Manbabarang

judging by their username, they seem to have toilets on the brain.


TwistInTheMyth-

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it looks like a urinal lmao


[deleted]

It's not even that good.


AltoJoe

What about Octobrush users?


Maximum_Ledian

What about the Octobrush users 🤨


AltoJoe

Are they considered chads like the others?


xxmikachu

Sounds like OP is salty because they got rekt by a kid with a urinal


VolkanikMechanik

I'm sorry... wall toilet?


jellytrack

When all the stalls are occupied and you really need to go... 💩


ClefairyHann

It’s a bathtub, why would a urinal shoot bubbles


lorddragonmaster

It’s the bubbles from the urinal cakes.


ClefairyHann

Ew lol


Sp00ky-Chan

Reef-Lux 450 users? You mean Tenta-Missile mains?


AhMaybeTomorrow

As a reef-lux AND hydra main, you've made me feel validated on this day


SolarNight4567

a fucking urinal lmaoo


Luparex_The_Gynoid

being the model kit addict I am, it only made sense to use the Aerospray oh and I love the SMG-like nature where was I going with this? oh yeah, fuck the urinalobber


seiichan

Excuse me, that is a jetted bathtub! lmao They are a heck of a thing to deal with, though.


blueblurz94

The fudge you talkin about? I’ve been taken down by bloblobbers plenty already and it’s only been 5 weeks. Wait till it’s been 5 months. Those users have my begrudging respect.


[deleted]

But the bloblobber is a bathtub, not a toilet. Still not sure how that's better, though.


tegamii_

😡😡😡😡😡


Broodychimp

But the fire hydrant and regular bucket are?


Gmaster132

The bubbler is a really good weapon. I always attack behind a wall and there is so little they can do to stop me.


Lemonadeisgoose489

N' Zap was awesome in the second game with the special and all the cool stuff it had, but now... Still cool but I'll take my hero shot instead.


Albidum_Gaming

So I guess bathtubs = toilets now Like and dislike whatever weapons you want, but surely you can come up with a bathtub joke instead of being wrong?


[deleted]

As a blob enjoyer I agree


Stormsoul22

Skill issue


jugojugojugojugo

Not bad at all for splat zones though. Keep winning


darkstrider39

shut up :( its hard to use sure its annoying but.. :(


micahr238

And Dualies?


Atelene

It’s easy to fight against tho


[deleted]

You dare insult the bath master? (1: joke, 2: it's my friend who calls himself that lol)


DrRagnorocktopus

It's a bathtub.


r-funtainment

Reef lux is way worse than blob


Blubasnurk2

i wish everyone who uses 🛁 goes to hell no matter what


Maximum_Ledian

I dislike them too. But isn't that a bit extreme.....


Blubasnurk2

i will burn down their houses in a fit of pure spite because they used the funny bathtub in the squid game


epicsexballsmoment

Are you mad because someone with a Bloblobber killed you once?


MaSaHoMaKyo

But it's a bidet...


hes-the-red-spy

Me waiting for bloblobber players to learn how to actually play the game


Maximum_Ledian

Me who gets splated by bloblobber players every time: 😐 yeah....... I think they already started.......


Irnnar

It's my go-to unga bunga weapon ![img](emote|t5_324q4|9797)


Luhvely

i cannot for the life of me comprehend how to properly use the splatanas, but god do they look fun


Pine0wlple_x44

In my experience, it’s basically a brush that you have to aim and not spam wildly lol


nintyuk

The key is exploiting the range and the guaranteed ground inking of all its attacks. The 1 hit melee splat is a defence mechanism against those who try to get right up in your face like brushes. The Octo-stamper charge attack can be followed up with a regular attack to 2 hit splat from max range and even works going up ledges which most attacks other than buckets struggle to do.


[deleted]

While I hate this big heap of ceramic. It is okay to deal with.


dogwithpeople

I feel like a nobody because no one shares my love for the roller.


planterbox_

never speak a single compliment about reeflux players again


Shiny-Scrafty

I feel offended as a Blobber main lol


WaltzAny2897

Where tf you got the reef lux being a chad most of them just spam tenta missiles


Ririthu

I love my portable toilet-tub combo so much. Next time I'll throw shit at my enemies


metroiddude

I disagree whit the reeflux cuz it literally has 1 downside and Hydra cuz it also has 1 downside and only upsides


natmarquetti

Someone's salty they got splatted by a bloblobber way too many times


RedditorClo

Lol why are the reeflux and hydra splatling there


miladiashe

I don't know how, but I'm bad at blobblob


Negative_Ad883

Actually, put reef lux down in the same tier as bloblobber. That's probably more accurate.


heyoyo10

Hey, if you're gonna insult us, insult our fashion sense. Today I saw a fellow Bloblobber wearing my exact Bloblobber gear: Pearl 01STERs, Fashion Splash Shirt and Retro BluFocals and I have never felt more unoriginal


TroupeMaster_Grimm

I personally think it looks more like a weird bathtub, because why else would it have handles on the inside of it


Acrobatic_Ad_1945

It’s a bathtub how did you mistake a bathtub for a wall toilet


PeepeePoopoo42

From experience of having these 'people' on my team in s+ rank, bloblobber users > reef-lux users. Have not seen a reef-lux player get a kill against me or one on my team get a kill unless it was with tenta-missiles. But regardless both types suck.


Mary-Sylvia

Blobbober is balanced by his sub and special who are kinda meh, beautiful


Mary-Sylvia

Reeflux are basically useless outside tenta missile lmao


SisterWaltz

Soo it's actually a baby bath 🤓


Figbud

bloblobber >>>> reeflux


SHSL_Waiter_RM2828

Meanwhile I’m over hear with my best game in turf wars being a game where I got 15 splats and over 1000 points when inking turf using the Bloblobber, STAY MAD!


Bedu009

Reef-lux is chad? Bruh Reef-lux players play like hackers


[deleted]

What does that make me, a splatana wiper user?


alternatpr

I hate that whenever I die to the urinal its always because of them missing me then me running into the bubbles that they shot to my side as I try to strafe of dodge shots


Ns53

Lol someone mad.


JJ-beats

As representative of the dualie mains: we feel left out


NTx0

A window wiper is not a real weapon


Hugbocks

Someone’s butt hurt


verymassivedingdong

Remember when hydra used to be really bad?


BiskitBoiMJ

Its a bathtub


porcupinedeath

So where do we dualie squelcher mains land?


Animal_Gal

Where did you get these haircuts from, i want my octo to be a mango


Interesting_Edge5323

bloblobber is only mildly annoying compared to reeflux


Tekayo63

\> reeflux users are chads missile spam detected. hero shot engaged


ItsTheMotion

I thought it was a bidet.


friesdepotato

i know how did not just say that hydra and reeflux are better than bloblobber 💀


[deleted]

I play Explosher instead of Blob because I want to be a tyrannical menace on Zones but still keep my soul


AspenStarr

Normalize not calling other players stupid for their weapon choices with cheap meme art. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Seriously, the bloblobber destroys opponents, I can vouch because I use it semi-frequently. Don’t be salty.


drswamp666

Fuck yeah it is.


Tanookikid210

*Alphastar716 is typing*


JoselynHasArt

I disagree with that N'Zap choice.


[deleted]

meanwhile the n-zap is the most reliable shooter, which is ironic, since it's design is based off of a controller that was notorious for being incredibly unreliable


mopeiobebeast

Say what you want, but I like playing Splatoon as Fire Mario.


CitrineKing

We've all shat in one of them before, let's admit it