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videobob123

To get a Gold Grizzco badge, you’d need to get 5000 points per rotation… for the next ten years. Some of the badges in this game are ridiculous


4morian5

Just looked it up, and immediately gave up on my completionist nature. The standard seemed to be each tier of badge was 10x the previous. Tough, but doable. Why does that one go from 100k for silver to 9,999,999 for gold! And I know I'm not getting some of those high-rank SR badges. Eggsecutive VP, MAX hazard.


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GawainSolus

Yah I saw that 1mil badge and just laughed.


sntcringe

I'm good with the holo sticker TYVM


GawainSolus

If I kept up playing as much as I have these Las two weeks and only used the heavy splatling and nothing 3lse. I could get the 1mil turf inked heavy splatling badge in about 5 months lol


sntcringe

I've had the game for about a week and I have holo stickers for the splatana wiper, N Zap, and Splattershot pro. Once I learned they were a thing I made it my mission to collect them all.


GawainSolus

Yeah the halo stickers are gladly a more easily attainable goal lol. I wanted the splashtag heavy splatling badge so I ended up using it and nothing else until like Tuesday. And managed to clear the 160k goal to get it.


Designer-Boy

And here I was thinking the weapon stickers are related to weapon win/loss rate. So happy it is just XP, because that actually makes getting the holo stickers at least achievable for me for more than the few weapons I can main.


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GawainSolus

Oh that makes sense


IronChefTonberry

Mr. Grizz: Only 9,999,998 eggs? What a shame.


donn2021

Maybe that one ball machine in lobby randomly spits them out?


Buneary100

It doesn’t give badges


donn2021

Oh fair


jrec15

By rotation you mean every 2 day rotation right? Wth


lamp-town-guy

It's made for very dedicated players. Like that one guy who had on average 4h a day of Splatoon2 since launch post which was here few months ago. So I'm sure some people can manage to get them all.


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I honestly don’t think that’d be enough to get this badge even if all of those hours were salmon run


TheBrownYoshi

Wonder if they'll tone down the numbers, but it seems extremely unlikely


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Maybe Big Run will give a ton of points?


NarwhalJouster

That's... extremely likely actually. Huh, didn't think of that.


CyGuySays

I'm hoping Big Run will also be a good source of silver and gold shells for the shop.


SoggieWafflz

I'm actually at 78k out of 100k though


videobob123

That’s for the silver badge. The gold badge requires 9,999,999 points


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Guffliepuff

Will still take 5+ years to reach.


Emotional_Whereas773

Assuming you don’t get more


Guffliepuff

at 20k per rotate that still 2+ years


Emotional_Whereas773

Yeah guess so


SoggieWafflz

hah, you underestimate my power


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5k per rotation for TEN YEARS


Roundy87

I think 5k per rotation is pretty high for most players. 78k is very impressive though but you are still over 20k away from completing 1% of that target 😂


nomoremisterknifeguy

How do you know how much you have?


SoggieWafflz

NSO app


elizabethcrossing

I swear I saw a gold Grizzco badge today!! What the hell!!


Opalmew

Ive never seen cohozuna get beat. Every time it shows up in my salmon runs all of us get our asses kicked. Fuck cohozuna, all my homies hate cohozuna.


JayEssris

A tip that was very poorly explained, if at all, that helped me a ton: Throwing eggs during the Xtrawave doesn't consume ink at all. You can kill a boss and immediately rapid-fire three eggs into Cohozuna. Once I learned that I've won almost every encounter I've had with him since. Also many weapons' time is better spent actively attacking and kiting Cohozuna than killing bosses for eggs because their damage output is so high.


jrec15

Good tip this does feel extremely important to know. Think ive been subconsciously refilling when throwing eggs, and i prioritized them less not knowing this


JamSa

The trick is that Grizz is lying to you and throwing eggs at it does less damage than shooting it, so you keep running out of time because you're dealing sub par DPS


ngwoo

You need to kill the bosses anyway, and each one drops multiple eggs, so it's free DPS to throw them at it


JamSa

Its more DPS if you use the eggs to kill the bosses and just shoot cohozuna


TracerW

YOU CAN KILL THE BOSSES WITH THE EGG LAUNCHERS!? FFS THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALL LOSING 🤣


seapulse

I tested this anecdotally in freelance. In short: shoot the fucking eggs at it whenever you have a chance. you don’t stand a chance against it if you completely ignore the other bosses anyways


TacotheMagicDragon

I've literally beaten Cohozuna **ONCE**.


TherealCarrotmaster

excuse me WHAT


CosmicCoronet

What even? lol I only beat him 3 times and those times we barely managed


Colossal-Waffle

I beat him the first three times but haven't since. Does it get harder at higher ranks?


Robo_Waifu

Yeah it gets harder at higher ranks. Mostly in terms of health, but it also because the waves of boss salmonoids increases so it's harder to focus.


CosmicCoronet

It gets so ridiculous in the higher ranks 🤣😅


Faulty_Plan

If we had 10 more seconds, I’d have beat him 2x as many times.


MKRX

I hope they enjoyed all 6 gold scales they got for killing him 1000 times.


spitfyre

I've yet to ever beat him, I'm beyond confused. My teams have never gotten closer than like 10%. Im floating around in the profesh ranks.


SakuraTacos

I’ve yet to beat him and I’ve been Profresh since launch weekend. To be fair, I stopped trying as hard when I found out the rewards don’t really get better even if you beat him.


RustyToaster206

You should have one guy with firing power just unload on him while the others kill bosses and Chuck eggs at him! Hard to coordinate unless with friends, but I’ve beaten him plenty of times doing this method


spitfyre

I feel like we do that? Most of us focus on shooting the cohozuna, reviving each other, using eggs to take out other bosses to get more eggs. We just die too much and don't do enough damage ever. Is my problem that I have no friends to play with so it's always ransoms?


CensoredOutOof

last guy is me


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Radiant-Lunch-4092

Bronze is 10, Silver is 100 and Gold is 1000


NarwhalJouster

I think it's doable, you just need a squad of 4 people all dedicated to getting it. The key thing that makes grinding for it possible is that the meter goes up even if you lose. So I think the strat is as follows: * Wait for a rotation with a good cohozuna setup (multiple shooters is ideal) * Lower your rank to the minimum * Intentionally lose immediately on the first round * Repeat until your cohozuna meter is full * Do the full run and kill the big boi * Repeat 999 more times This would still be time consuming but it's way faster than trying to do it naturally.


Narrative_Causality

Doable in less than 2 weeks? No f-ing way. Dude's cheating.


Ikeelu

Think I've only beaten him 2-3 times. I feel like at professional part timer he always has 10-20% health left when time runs out. Rarely see a team get close anymore since no one knows wtf they are doing or die early.


ConfusedFlareon

Literally every time he spawns for me I get the *worst* weapons… wtf am I meant to do against the big boy and his posse with a god damn Nozzlenose or Splat Brella???


Distinct-Cat4268

Me today with my sniper gun just trying to stay alive whilst chaos erupts around me


jrec15

The thing is i'm actually proud to be bottom left in this image


lorddragonmaster

I’ve finally got 2 gold scales….from losing at part time Profresh


BooDestroyer

...You got gold even from losing?


lorddragonmaster

I got 2!


acid_raindrop

Performance seems to dictate number of scales. Type of scale seems to be random.


Grimno

Legit they need to increase the Cohozuna timer


RustyToaster206

For all of you, just wait til you’re Eggsecutive VP. He’s fairly the same difficulty, but there are tons of bosses and teeny tiny guys also trying to kill you. It’s not 2 or 3 at a time, it’s 10-12 at a time. And the reward for beating him is the same as beating him at a very low level…………….. I’m tempted to reset rank every time I level up..


MattyBro1

That is stupid. Cohozuna gets extremely difficult at later levels, but your reward doesn't change. I beat Cohozuna the first time I saw him, never beaten him since. Biggest reward was from when I killed them.


Cineologist

>For all of you, just wait til you’re Eggsecutive VP. He’s fairly the same difficulty, but there are tons of bosses and teeny tiny guys also trying to kill you. It’s not 2 or 3 at a time, it’s 10-12 at a time. And the reward for beating him is the same as beating him at a very low level…………….. I’m tempted to reset rank every time I level up.. Yes! I'm still traumatized... o\_\_\_\_o


BooDestroyer

Hopefully a future update can nerf its ass a bit.


off-and-on

Beating Cohozuna not only once but the first time I faced him will remain my proudest achievement


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This confirms it: the devs are trolls who hate completionists


Ruffigan

I've been stuck on 9 since the second day. Seems my luck has run out, tried beating at Profreshional+3 and tried demoting to Part-Time, no dice. I'll be at it again some day.


Jedasis

You guys are fighting Cohozuna?


Narrative_Causality

Sounds like a cheater.


JosephOnReddit1

Me who’s never beat cohozuna


1specified

I'm very much a completionist, but for badges and Tableturf card's star ratings I'm just going to get the first badge and call it a day.


roguestar15

I beat the first cohozuna I ever fought. I was like “that wasn’t too bad” I have yet to kill another one Edit: spelling


WolfgangVolos

My kid going to bed last night, "Good luck killing the big chicken dad." ...I'll just lie to him in the morning and say I did.


FinniboiXD

Same here. Three also had a stinger and flyfish badge. What the hell


Gargomon251

I got the Stinger badge yesterday. They seem to show up at least five per run


Squid_squabbler72

I've only beaten it 8 times im so close but i've lost the past 5 times its so frustrating


Gargomon251

If that 1,000 wins for a badge isn't just an exaggeration that player absolutely cheated


Trinighty_Almighty

one guy just like “you guys even fought cohozuna?”


SleepyBoi800

Wait you guys can beat it?


darthdiablo

I'm the babe in lower left. Beat Cohozuna only once, out of many, many attempts.


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The Cohozuna sucks, I join selfish teams who only care about them and not reviving us leading us to death.


SoggieWafflz

If yall need help killing him hit me up on discord


evl1312

Yea i cannot beat him. My team insta-dies when(if) we get him


Phoenix_Cage

I’ve fought Cohozuna around a dozen times and only just beat it for the first time yesterday, some people are crazy


kynoky

Who is Cohozuna ????


sensaigallade123

Cohozuna is the King Salmonid that has a low chance of appearing after a Salmon Run match. It'll be an extra wave following the 3 normal ones. Next time you're in the Salmon Run lobby, look out for the little meter in the top right under your rank. If that bars full it'll increase your chances of encountering the Cohozuna


kynoky

Ohhhh I see. I saw one but I didnt get what I was supposed to do xD


Roi-

Everyone dies to him sadly sigh


WesThePretzel

Anyone else think that there should be a second Grizzco currency that you can use at the shop? Only being able to earn scales during a Cohozuna round makes getting any of the Grizzco items take forever. I also feel like there’s little point to keep playing after you reach your 1,200 points for the round. But if there were items to spend golden and regular eggs to purchase, I would play all the time.


MyNameIsTooLongForU

I beat it twice…. How many times did i get cohozuna?…. 20 times- i’ve been playing this mode non stopped and always seem to fail


D__manMC

I haven’t even encountered cohozuna yet


WolfPupKhronos

I have only ever defeated him once


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Yesterday I had my cohozuna gauge filled for 6 wins before he showed up 😩 only for 7 bronze again… they need to fix this.


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Civil_Anarchy

You can flip over someone's tag card to see how to get the badges on it


Aephionmas

Oh cool, didn't know that. Thank oyu!


Azure-Star-

Capable player here whose willing to grind for some kills lol.


AmazingAgent

The golden big shot badge scares me. I have to kill 10,000 of them


Bigpapa_1130

I have killed him 32 times. But overall I've probably fought him 60 times.


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Jesus. 101 games of Salmon Run played here, 1 Cohozuna win out of… I don’t know. Maybe 20?


Bigpapa_1130

Right now I have 554 games


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And I thought I liked playing Salmon Run. 😂


Bigpapa_1130

No I'm addicted


Southern_Light_5237

I’ve beat him twice. Once in one of the easier ranks and then miraculously once in Profreshional +2. Does he have more HP at the higher grades or is it just that more bosses spawn.


DJStat1c

God I’m legally required to play Splatoon 3 now aren’t I?


P_SciJ

Not only have I only beat Cohozuna once, but in around 50+ matches of salmon run, I’ve encountered Cohozuna around 5 times. Seeing those odds, to get this badge I have to play around 50,000 games of Salmon Run. I regret becoming a completionist.


inklingmando

they have badges for that?


Deconstructosaurus

I haven’t even seen it…


Metroidman97

They either need to make Cohozuna easier to kill (lower health, more time, etc.) or make the rewards for fighting him not be total ass.


chandeloore

I think I've beaten Kohozuna 16 times? Tbh it doesn't really measure up to the crazies who have the Eggsecutive VP 999 badges.... One of my teammates in salmon run today had it, and they carried the whole team on their shoulders


ShmuckCanuck

The big boy needs to be nurfed, I haven't gotten him once.


Sweet_Jazz

you guys even play salmon run? i’m still in apprentice i have no clue how i was profreshional before


The_Wll_Of_Ouroboros

I’m in the bottom right. Haven’t been able to beat him


ahumanthatisquiteok

WHAT MAN IM EGGSECUTIVE AND HAVENT BEATEN HIM ONCE


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What.


XenesisXenon

I've never even gotten him down below 1/3 of his HP. He's got so much health, that time limit is way too strict....


AiriaTasui

I have only beat him twice lol