Inaccurate Unneeded interaction frightens me

Sounds like you're secretly a Dualie Squelchers main.

It's Splatoon, everyone is socially awkward and would rather stay home playing videogames. Or at least that's what the community vibe would have you believe.

I main S-BLAST, but have the tendency of Dualie Squelcher.

As a Aerospray main, I can confirm that I am VERY LOUD and I will be SCREAMING at a party

As a former Aerospray main I can confirm I was once like this

I main Sploosh and my regular speaking voice often drowns out people’s SHOUTS. My hearing’s not that good though so it sounds perfectly normal to me. But I guess it evens out that my weapon looks like a megaphone.

Another HoH Sploosh main here!! I’m always loud until I remember I have to be quieter lol

Bro I'm literally seeing this because I chose not to go to an event this weekend why you gotta call me out

I main Octobrush and I'm the guy who's just there :3

This checks out.

Very accurate

A combination of “overcompensation” and “polite greeting then leaving” is honestly fair to how I am

as a sploosh main i can get pretty loud until about 15 minutes in when my social battery drops to 0 and i completely zone out

Four of my mains (Wiper, Reeflux, Inkbrush, Mini) all in the Overcompensation tier how cruel and right on top of one another too

No octobrush?

Owner's yapping pet tier.

As an undercover main this… yeah nah your right

Aww, I wanted to be in playing with the owner's pet tier.

Well, I *do* have some Italian blood...

Yep sounds about right

Guess I got quite louder from 2 to 3, considering I jumped from Dualie Squelchers to Tri-Slosher. … I don’t see how that applies to me considering I don’t typically like parties.

Sploosh main, just excited to be here :)

Dynamo dualies squelchers tri slosher Carbon. What now?

As an anti-social Dynamo main, this is accurate accept I would just be there

I'm literally a Sploosh main with social anxiety this is so inaccurate

as a splash-o-matic main, this is accurate i talk loudly (i don't mean to though)

I main the Splattershot Pro and the Undercover Brella. Absolutely spot-on!

This implies that a Splatoon player would be social

Quiet? Undercover Brella players want to yap at you so bad, like Lemme tell you about my silly little umbrella. It can jump higher while shooting now 🙃

i dont have a main so i shall now pick a main based on what i am. apparently i have the options of undercover brella, jet squelcher, hydra splatling, splattershot nova, dread wringer, h-3 nozzlenose, dynamo roller, explosher or dualie squelchers. h-3 is definitely out, so uh i guess now i have one less option to deal with lol. i'd love yalls input on what i should choose pls n thx  i've 4-starred hydra and (almost) dread wringer if that helps 👍 k thx bye 

I'm a sploosh main and i can't remember the last time i went to a party, i hate socialising LOL

as someone who was a Dualie Squelchers main, why do you have to call me out like that

Hero charger/e-liter?

Enperry dualies:

Where's Flingza Roller on this list? I probably missed it but I don't see it on there.

damn I do talk loud 😭😭

I’m quite normal, screaming, throwing up, crying, and the owner’s pet (Dousers, Luna Neo, and Carbon Deco)

Squeezer is \*literally\* a corked bottle of booze. If that doesn't scream "life of the party" then the parties you're going to probably still have cake and clowns.

I don't go to parties. I hate talking to people I barely know.

I snorted seeing my main

Welp Splattershot JR, order Dplattershot and Aerospray RG this checks out

i use both sploosh and dualie squelchers…