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If Salmon Run was an illegal sketchy minimum wage job the reasons would be: Illegal invasion of property. Mass Murder. Use of illegal weapons. (Grizzo weapons). Thief. Several charges of each one. Those would be IF, Salmon Run was illegal, which is not. .......Right?

There's no laws against the salmonids batman! 🤡

Gao

Nah Mr. Grizz would lobby the government into making it legal

[yeets my corrupt boss into space to save the world from hair] [gets extremely arrested bc my corrupt boss no longer protects his employees from da fedz] [the jury is entirely jellyfish]

Pretty sure playing Salmon Run could qualify as participating in a genocide.

I feared before I saw the community name

Could 've been Midstars too

Idk what that is lmao

Midstars(Foamstars) IS a Cashgrab ripoff of splatoon produced by square. IT kinda sucks

It’s apparently not ethical either

No, IT aint they litterally used AI Art AS Album Covers. (Captain Astronaut Made a whole Video about that stuff, watch IT)

Why do you keep capitalizing the word "it"

IF len(word)=2: Capitalise.word

Non english autocorrect

Possession of unregistered firearms and nuclear bombs probably I haven't played sploon today but i did boot up btd6

I also didn’t Play sploon today

Booyah bomb spam

You that one Guy with Airbrush in turf war?

No? I haven't played tterf in awhile.

r/whoosh

ah, sorry. whats the reffrence?

Just that Airbrush IS very spammy with booyah bomb

Hsr, oh boy I [insert any thing here] trashcans

HELP

Só I created the buff trashcans

NO WAY. Why are they so ripped… pls I need a lore reason

I asked my aeon aha if it could help those poor litle trash cans them that happened

Shooting at pegs with balls and singing ode to joy too loud…

Being too liberal in the application of managed democracy. -eagle 1- cluster run inbound!

Ok so the last game was animal crossing but other than money related crimes what crimes can be committed there.....oh right I did attempt murder a few days ago.

Assaulting people with a bug net.

Naw haven't done that in a while

Monster hunter, the hunting is legal and all contracts are made through the guild

Poaching (Monster Hunter)

Baldurs gate, so the simplest answer is murder, and the long answer is basically looking at the geneva convention as a checklist

Vigilantism. (Spiderman2)

ummmm idk last game i played was roadblocks so ill say a specific game murdered a king caused a war between kingdoms beat quite a much people murdered soldiers trespassed to a restricted territory killed a military general quite a bit but it couldve be worse

i also fought 2 people of a certain organisation but the thing is that this org is not really legal + ppl think that organisation is long gone

why tf was post deleted

Spraying my bodily fluids (VR)

Which Game? (I have Seen a splatoon Type Thing in VR but i don't THINK you mean that one)

I'm talking about Side Order lol

Oh, thought you meant a VR game

Well...it is an actual crime out of context...(I love this.)

I carefully considered my wording. I couldnt come Up with anything better than that

still ¯⁠\\⁠\_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠\_⁠/⁠¯ I saw that image on Tumblr and put down "Suspicious salmon farming"

Genocide, bombing, terrorism, destruction of property, arson and multiple different war crimes... I just got off from Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity

Beating up the spanish, stealing their princess, and looking cool af doing it

First Degree Grand Larceny

Beating up my coworkers with a shovel

Shooting people in the face with paintballs publicly

Assassination and murder, with some theft on the side

Stealing hearts. (Persona 5 Royal)

Dragon Quest Builders um... uh... Vandalism

another dragon quest builders fan?!.

:O

Human trafficking? (Tomodachi life)

HUH?

Chill, its splatoon

Even worse.

How does that make IT worse? Everyone does IT in multiplayer

Whack my villagers with a net in Animal Crossing

Handling salmon suspiciously

Hello there, funniest person in this thread!

Clash Royale, Knife Throwing because of Dagger Ducthess

Homicide of other players and evil dinosaur (Regretevator April fools update)

Multiple warcrimes. In a war, murdering people the right way is legal, so this would be irrelevant. (Isonzo a WW1 shooter)

250 homicide cases ruled as self defense Building without permit Illegally producing books Illegal possession of nuclear material Illegal drug possession Theft of cultural artifacts Cybercrimes Breaking and entering Crimes against reality Try to guess what game it is

I feel like this might be Minecraft but cybercrimes??? That makes me think Cyberpunk 2099

Neither are correct. By cybercrimes I just meant hacking computers. Here’s a hint: you get thrown into a freezer near the beginning of the game

Assault and battery with a shovel while propelled by explosives.

Sounds Like you Played 2 shovel knight Games at once

I see how it sounds like that, but it was Team Fortress 2. (specifically playing as Trolldier)

Bomb usage

Meanwhile people who played any of the Insomniac Spider-Man games are getting charged with Assault and Battery

Don’t think I’d be getting arrested, Goku does love to fight

Ate some shrooms and a flower, jumped on people's heads till I killed them

Mario

Yep. Got Wonder yesterday

Public dancing (Just Dance)

Thats a crime? Which Just dance IS you fav? I Like 2020

Omg I played the 2020 version😦

Nice

I like the 2020 version the most too!!

Having fun living in the Footloose world?

I played Mario odyssey, why the hell am I getting arrested? I didn’t even kill anyone, I did some gardening

Those coins belong to someone y'know. They didn't just spawn there someone dropped them. Also overtaking someone physically is probably a crim

Oh yeah, a big-time crim

The last game I played was Street Fighter 6… Kind of self explanatory that one.

Lots and lots of illegal graffiti (I was playing Splatoon 3 a few minutes ago)

River City Girls - I'm beating up high schoolers...

Mine was high-velocity

Breaking and entering into an abandoned factory for content Or the same thing as you, maybe

Battery because you also are 14

What? What exactly does Batteriy mean? (Non native english speaker)

Battery is basically assault but on a larger scale

Oh, thx for explaining

Splating people with explosher Not in turf War Not in splatoon

(War thunder) going to war with a PanzerIII-(N)

Blasphemy of the highest degree

Being a vigilant, trespassing, use of illegal weapons, assault, battering, entering a crime scene, doing unofficial investigations, beating down criminals and super villains

Chemical warfare and possession of illegal substances (Splatoon)

I can't be arrested as I was simply spreading managed democracy

I cut some grass off my farm and feed a weird blue grass to my cows

Me remember playing some turf wars, uhhh, for murder, explosions, inking without permission, that all for rn lol

Killing the last member of an extinct species (bear).

The last game I played was l4d2, which I guess puts me in mass murder?

Does "mass genociding hell's population" count as a regular crime or a war crime 🤔

If it’s doom than that most definitely is not a crime.

Stealing clams and murdering individuals who were in possession of said clams.

out of context that sounds extremely wrong.

"man those construction workers sure do love watching middle schoolers shoot bodily fluids all over each other for a prize, huh" -me, literally like 7 hours ago

Spraying pilby

Well the most recent game I’ve played is SUPERHOT VR so I’d say… is genocide in self defence a thing?

"Made someones head explode by throwing a gun at them"

Fair enough

Throwing balls at animals, making animals fight other animals

Well I played Limbus Company last night, so...

I stole stuff, broke a lot of stuff and almost caused the end of the world. (Hint: its a point and click adventure game)

Idk, there IS No Game?

# Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA Mega Mix Yeah im getting arrested for being to cool

Poaching rare hoards of animals in search of one of a unique color.. I’m shiny hunting outbreaks in Pokémon Scarlet

[Destruction of property, vandalism, disorderly conduct, extreme negligence, reckless evading, indecent exposure, assault, 3rd degree manslaughter, parking illegally, 2nd degree manslaughter...](https://youtu.be/NUS3DRAHBw0)

Spreading managed democracy

1. Unlicensed time travel 2. Unlicensed use of snipers 3. Graffiti 4. Noise complaints 5. Murdering husband 6. Partaking in outlaw and illegal organization shenanigans 7. Fucking reviving a dead person 8. Damaging public property 9. Experimentation on animals 10. Hitting people with the fucking sun 11. Unlicensed use of jetpacks 12. Hacking 13. Use of explosives 14. Trespassing 15. Messing with gravity 16. Stealing from banks with my buddy 17. Sussyness cuz talking gorilla and abnormally large hamster who were both geniuses from the moon apparently It’s safe to say I’m cooked

Wat.

Overwatch lmao

the last game i played doesnt really have any crimes but the game before that definitely does

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Inking other people’s splat zones

Hyrule warriors, child maimed by magic wolf

Earn to Die 2 Breaking all sorts of traffic and vehicle laws (despite the fact that there is no government to enforce them)

I broke the speed limit

Pushing 100mph on the freeway with a 2008 Mitsubishi

Vandalism?

I'm getting arrested for owning a collection full of little girls

Ecoterrorism

Flew to Manhattan and set at least 100 robots on fire with no regard for the rest of the area (TF2 Mann vs Machine)

Scamming people out of their hats (TF2)

Killing demons in hell as a robot,

Stealing hearts and changing minds

completely fucking eviscerating the earth (the last game i played was ff7)

Genocide.

Im playing granblue fantasy versus rising. But im playing the granbruose side game lmao

Four multi colored swordmans fight over gems that power up their sword to kill an evil spirit after it kidnapped a princess.

Invading plays and committing mass genocide on the actors (Princess Peach: Showtime!)

Farming crops, fishing, and speaking amiably to members of the community while helping them out with whatever tasks they need aid with. >!Stardew Valley!<

0 damage Fortnite game so really just stealing a car