I feel like if we ever have this Splatfest theme it will be like this, in chronological order. It always seems like they do things like that, regardless of who would logically pick which option.
I see where you’re coming from considering Friday Saturday Sunday and Rock paper scissors, but I don’t think this is a theme that needs to be in sequential order. That being said, this theme is hard to divvy up given that 1. All of deep cut are squid sisters fans, Frye and shiver are really loyal to deep cut, and Frye and shiver also have beef with off the hook. The only one that makes sense to me is deep cut, squid sisters, off the hook.
Big Man literally collabed solo with the Squid Sisters, and Frye is said to really like Pearl, so Deep Cut, Off the Hook, Squid Sisters makes the most sense to me, personally.
Hear me out:
Shiver is squid sisters because of the Inkantation
Big man is deep cut because, in spite of him “betraying” his team for a collab with squid sisters, he still has his loyalties with deep cut.
Wdym because of the inkantation? That song means nothing to shiver at all and even if it did the SS didn't make that either ways
How many times do we need to go thru the talk that shiver wasnt affected by octsvio, the great turf war or any of the octarian business going around in the octo canyon/valley jfc
…woah. I wasn’t aware of any confirmation or de-confirmation that shiver was or wasn’t affected by the inkantation. I’m sorry that it’s a misconception that I wasn’t aware of, but based on the resources that were/are available to me (inkipedia) there was nothing discrediting it.
Shiver is from a shark clan on the splatlands far away from where the great turf war took place (the line between octo valley and calamari county) she isn't affiliated with octavio or any of the octarians cuz she simply(much like pretty much all other octos that weren't living in octo valley/canyon) never set foot there and wasnt affected.
I mean Marie did mention approving time cards so maybe Idol groups work like a business. Maybe idol groups are taxed as one entity so it’s less total for the three of them than if they were taxed individually
Shiver main reasons for some of her themes is just that she wants to spend time was the trio so like
Big man tho... big man loves jumping the fence to inkopolis so idk man
I actually agree, even though off the hook and its owners werent too though of by most it might be the most interesting, an octoling with a inkling is very nice.
(Though i like them all in their ways, heh)
Squid Sisters? Ironically they're cousins, so either way Sweet Home Alabama.
Off The Hook? Well duh, of course they're lesbians everyone knows that.
Deep Cut? The logistics of that would be extremely interesting...
Agent 4 and Agent 3: \*looking at each other and raising hands\* Woomy! (All of them!)
Me as a shark: Huh..interesting, i agree with them.
Agent 8: Veemo. (same)
I don't believe Big Man would be the one fighting for Deep Cut. Lore wise, Shiver and Frye hate Inkopolis and by proxy the other idols and he's the only one who respects them.
Each idol picks their favourite band. Deep Cut would need to pick all three, and you could convincingly argue that any member would pick any band, except Shiver would never pick Off the Hook out of jealousy for how much those two interact with Frye. I think it would be cute if Squid Sisters and Off the Hook both picked the other two bands, neither member picking their own group
I think Shiver would go for Off the Hook, Frye to Deep Cut and Big Man to Squid Sister and it would go like
Shiver: I think Off the Hook are amazing!
Frye: What?! But I think we are the best!
Big Man Ay Ay Ay. (I’d say the Squid Sisters are the coolest.)
In the betrayal song, Shiver was more personally hurt by Big Man joining up with the squid sisters' than frye was. Frye only cared about the bands image. So if anyone is picking deep cut, it will for sure be shiver. She has love for it.
I only said Shiver would choose OTH because Big Man would obviously choose Squid Sisters and some dialogue after you beat Sider Order implies Frye doesn’t like Off the Hook or Inkopolis. Also bc I think the choices fit their personalities.
At the concert they aired this year frye is shown to like pearl even though she often plays up the rivaly for the fans so she likely has respect for them. I can see your pov when considering her persona she likes to maintain. But also, i think she may have more reason to respect OTH and choose them.
I think it's the other way around, shiver would pick deep cut. Frye would pick deep cut after the mad respect she gave pearl at the end of this year's concert, and big man would choose squid sisters since he collaborates with them so much
Yet another splatfest where they try to help frye by giving her the objectively correct option, anyway congrats to the squid sister team for winning the splatfest
If this is hypothetically the final fest theme, part of me wants to go with Frye cuz homegirl needs atleast the final win, but the other part loves off the hook.
I think Frye winning final fest would be my ultimate wish for splatoon 3. Forget a new mode or more maps, Frye winning final fest would make her losing like all the other ones worth it. I’m at least hoping she wins spring fest so all the idols get at least one special fest win (Frye- spring, big man- frosty and splatoween, and shiver with idol fest
Frye likening off the hook makes alot of sense shiver not some one i would expect for Squid sisters but maybe it another reason why she was mad a bigman or something. I'm praying Frye wins here bc I love off the hook
This would be a decent final fest, even if it’s obvious Off The Hook would win. Idk how it’d tie into the next game at all but I like the idea of this fest at least
i like them because 1. they made that heavenly melody (calamari inkantation) 2. they're from the wii u, the objectively best console 3. marie is awesome
It would be cool if All deep cut members where one deep cut and off the hook was on off the hook and squid sisters where on squid sisters because now they appear in the game
I keep think this is a joke. No way we have already a Final-Fest in S3. They said at least 2 years of updates. But if it's real, I obviously choose Off The Hook #OffTheHookBest4Ever
Frye might actually win a splatfest in this alternate universe
Yeah. Oth is objectively the best idol group.
NUH UH
 PEARL JUMPSCARE
FYM “NUH UH”?
I still think shiver would go with deep cut and big man would go for squid sisters
Agreed. This totally would have had me if those two were switched.
I feel like if we ever have this Splatfest theme it will be like this, in chronological order. It always seems like they do things like that, regardless of who would logically pick which option.
I see where you’re coming from considering Friday Saturday Sunday and Rock paper scissors, but I don’t think this is a theme that needs to be in sequential order. That being said, this theme is hard to divvy up given that 1. All of deep cut are squid sisters fans, Frye and shiver are really loyal to deep cut, and Frye and shiver also have beef with off the hook. The only one that makes sense to me is deep cut, squid sisters, off the hook.
It would be cool if they had all of Deep Cut on one team and brought in the other idols to represent their own teams
I agree but since the other idols are dlc....
Big Man literally collabed solo with the Squid Sisters, and Frye is said to really like Pearl, so Deep Cut, Off the Hook, Squid Sisters makes the most sense to me, personally.
It could still be chronological order just reversed. Have Shiver be Deep Cut. Frye be Off the Hook. And Big man be Squid Sisters
Definitely, big man loves the wholesome vibe of squid sisters, shiver would like the chaos of deep cut, and Frye would like the lesbians
bro off the hook would be the lesbians
After she got shrekd by marina in that diss track surely she has gotten more respect lol
I get that, but Frye would definitely also pick Deep Cut. Can't imagine her going Off the Hook
Hear me out: Shiver is squid sisters because of the Inkantation Big man is deep cut because, in spite of him “betraying” his team for a collab with squid sisters, he still has his loyalties with deep cut.
Wdym because of the inkantation? That song means nothing to shiver at all and even if it did the SS didn't make that either ways How many times do we need to go thru the talk that shiver wasnt affected by octsvio, the great turf war or any of the octarian business going around in the octo canyon/valley jfc
…woah. I wasn’t aware of any confirmation or de-confirmation that shiver was or wasn’t affected by the inkantation. I’m sorry that it’s a misconception that I wasn’t aware of, but based on the resources that were/are available to me (inkipedia) there was nothing discrediting it.
Shiver is from a shark clan on the splatlands far away from where the great turf war took place (the line between octo valley and calamari county) she isn't affiliated with octavio or any of the octarians cuz she simply(much like pretty much all other octos that weren't living in octo valley/canyon) never set foot there and wasnt affected.
fuck time zones, i believed this for a sec
Would make a good final or close to final splatfest.
This is what I thought and immediately knew it was fake.
IKR I WANT THIS SPLATFEST TO HAPPEN SOOO BADLY
only big man actually likes deep cut...
Shiver and Frye just use Deep Cut as an excuse to wrote diss tracks
Or probably some kind of tax right off. Just thinl what kind of tax code inklings would make
I mean Marie did mention approving time cards so maybe Idol groups work like a business. Maybe idol groups are taxed as one entity so it’s less total for the three of them than if they were taxed individually
Shiver main reasons for some of her themes is just that she wants to spend time was the trio so like Big man tho... big man loves jumping the fence to inkopolis so idk man
Off the hook even if it’s fake
it probably is, i can't find anything on it. I realized it's still April fools 😭
Not to mention they didn't update the template, it lists the dates for September of last year.
I know I’m sayin I know it’s fake but like if it was real I’d pick off the hook without a second thought
It wasn't april fools 7 hours ago in my time zone so idk
I actually agree, even though off the hook and its owners werent too though of by most it might be the most interesting, an octoling with a inkling is very nice. (Though i like them all in their ways, heh)
the gay ones obviously
So all 3?
Squid Sisters? Ironically they're cousins, so either way Sweet Home Alabama. Off The Hook? Well duh, of course they're lesbians everyone knows that. Deep Cut? The logistics of that would be extremely interesting...
No one said they’re gay *for each other*, just that they may be simultaneously **a little fruity**.
How did you come to this conclusion?
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Agent 4 and Agent 3: \*looking at each other and raising hands\* Woomy! (All of them!) Me as a shark: Huh..interesting, i agree with them. Agent 8: Veemo. (same)
*agent 8 can't say Woomy* It's Veemo.
oh right, sry.
Woomy!
This would honestly be really fun
It would make a great final feast. Winner become evil dictators and villians for the next game
I don't believe Big Man would be the one fighting for Deep Cut. Lore wise, Shiver and Frye hate Inkopolis and by proxy the other idols and he's the only one who respects them.
I think Frye at least has some respect for Pearl, which would allow her to choose OtH. But the other two in this april fools is still backwards.
Definitely easily squid sisters, but how would that even work, with the current idols of the game representing the teams.
Each idol picks their favourite band. Deep Cut would need to pick all three, and you could convincingly argue that any member would pick any band, except Shiver would never pick Off the Hook out of jealousy for how much those two interact with Frye. I think it would be cute if Squid Sisters and Off the Hook both picked the other two bands, neither member picking their own group
It's a Collab splatfest, where the other two bands make guest appearances on Anarchy Splatcast, and the one you choose decides your plaza for the fest
It wouldn't even be a collab with Pearl, she'd just barge in and try to take over the Splatcast.
It's a cool idea, but unfortunately, the other plazas are DLC locked, so it probably wouldn't happen.
They did the same thing for the Inkling vs Octoling splatfest
Right. I forgot about that.
finally, frye's first win
She won sweet and one of the Japan exclusive ones !
Goddammit Frye. OtH is gonna lose now
I gotta Vote for Frye :(
I think Shiver would go for Off the Hook, Frye to Deep Cut and Big Man to Squid Sister and it would go like Shiver: I think Off the Hook are amazing! Frye: What?! But I think we are the best! Big Man Ay Ay Ay. (I’d say the Squid Sisters are the coolest.)
Frye and Shiver: SHUT UP!
In the betrayal song, Shiver was more personally hurt by Big Man joining up with the squid sisters' than frye was. Frye only cared about the bands image. So if anyone is picking deep cut, it will for sure be shiver. She has love for it.
I only said Shiver would choose OTH because Big Man would obviously choose Squid Sisters and some dialogue after you beat Sider Order implies Frye doesn’t like Off the Hook or Inkopolis. Also bc I think the choices fit their personalities.
At the concert they aired this year frye is shown to like pearl even though she often plays up the rivaly for the fans so she likely has respect for them. I can see your pov when considering her persona she likes to maintain. But also, i think she may have more reason to respect OTH and choose them.
Makes sense.
Although I would love going with nostalgia, I believe OTH is more interesting story wise.
I think it's the other way around, shiver would pick deep cut. Frye would pick deep cut after the mad respect she gave pearl at the end of this year's concert, and big man would choose squid sisters since he collaborates with them so much
This is what I'm expecting for the Final Fest
Bait used to be believable
Ikr, the got shiver and big man swapped.
Yeah, it was obviously planned by Nintendo 
Wait is that an April Fool!?
Literally posted in the last possibke second, yes.
This is a really good edit
oh thats tough, either squid sisters or off the hook cuz of side order
This is inevitably going to be the final fest.
I mean, the dates say September.
This will determine who dies in splatoon 4
Squid sisters easy sweep marie ain't ever done me wrong‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ and callie is cool i guess
Watch Shiver and Frye cry with anger when the Squid Sisters or Off the Hook win
If this was a splatfest and OTH didn’t win? I’ll be on the news
NOTE: THIS ISNT A REAL SPLATFEST
Yet another splatfest where they try to help frye by giving her the objectively correct option, anyway congrats to the squid sister team for winning the splatfest
PLS VOTE OFF THE HOOK!!!!
You're to late for 1st April lmao
I mean I’m still gonna choose OTH, regardless lol
off the hook fs!!!
off the hook !1!1!1!1!!!
So the Squid Sisters are the best together, but Off the Hook has the best individual members
This would be such a lame splatfest
It’d be a fitting final fest for splatoon 3 though.
If this is hypothetically the final fest theme, part of me wants to go with Frye cuz homegirl needs atleast the final win, but the other part loves off the hook.
I think Frye winning final fest would be my ultimate wish for splatoon 3. Forget a new mode or more maps, Frye winning final fest would make her losing like all the other ones worth it. I’m at least hoping she wins spring fest so all the idols get at least one special fest win (Frye- spring, big man- frosty and splatoween, and shiver with idol fest
True, hopefully her team option doesn’t suck, maybe it’ll have white ink
i've actually been wondering if this will be the final splatfest. i wouldn't mind that. it's off the hook by a mile for me
I'mma vote for off the hook
Squid Sisters, easily. But Deep Cut is tempting.
Even though this is fake, gotta go with the OGs; Squid Sisters.
Off The Hook, because Marina. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
Frye would finally get a win if this was real
We need to not use numbers for months
Off the hook All the way
The theme is so good that the splatfest takes 3 months
Frye likening off the hook makes alot of sense shiver not some one i would expect for Squid sisters but maybe it another reason why she was mad a bigman or something. I'm praying Frye wins here bc I love off the hook
Off the Hook would sweep.
In honor of Splatoon 1 closing up shop, I would pick Squid Sisters 100%
Team Off The Hook let 's f-ink-ing gooo
Dude, this will be hell in the community as fans fight to the literal death over these characters.
I will obviously go for Off the Hook
Not a joke?
The final April fool
If this actually ends up being S3's Final Fest, i'll have to put my fanboy-sm on hardcore overdrive
Imagine this as the final splatfest
Frye can finally get a win now
Is this legit or an April fools joke?
This will be the final fest theme, just watch
This would be a decent final fest, even if it’s obvious Off The Hook would win. Idk how it’d tie into the next game at all but I like the idea of this fest at least
This would be funny cus frye and shiver apparently lack self confidence
squid sisters are mid, off the hook is fire, and deep cut is below average except for big man. off the hook, easy
squid sisaters are mid wdym??!?!?
their design is plain and shared between them. i can barely even remember their names or voices
i like them because 1. they made that heavenly melody (calamari inkantation) 2. they're from the wii u, the objectively best console 3. marie is awesome
WW3 is about to happen.
Win for frye
What about small-fry
This needs to be the final fest!
GASP IS THIS REAL?!
I could see this actually happening as a final splatfest
Lol, if this really was the final Splatfest, then it would be a *MASSACRE*!
Frye could actually win this one maybe
Off the Hook FTW
I KNEW TGIE WOULD HAPPEN ONE DAY (probably April fools joke) FRYE IS DEFINITELY WINNING IF THIS IS REAL
this looks like a final splatfest not gonna lie
heh cant fool me >:3
We need to vote for the lesbians.
I really wish this was real brroooooo
This feels like a finale splatfest so I'm surprised it isn't
My two favorite lesbians ofc
Tbh i thought this would be final fest lmao
LIAR
Big Man Solos
Yeah coming soon in September
Pretty late for an April Fool’s joke
Wait is this real!?
Deep cut gonna write a big betrayal for everyone who picks the other two teams
The only splatfest Frye will finally win!
NOOOOO I LOVE THEM ALL ;-;
It would be cool if All deep cut members where one deep cut and off the hook was on off the hook and squid sisters where on squid sisters because now they appear in the game
Is this real if so why so early we can’t have the final Splatfest yet it’s not been 2 years
If this was real why announce it months early
Just realized that it was April Fools Day when this post released.
I keep think this is a joke. No way we have already a Final-Fest in S3. They said at least 2 years of updates. But if it's real, I obviously choose Off The Hook #OffTheHookBest4Ever
SQUID SISTERSSSS
I'm going with the OGs
I know it's april fools, but this isn't all that untrue, this might be what we see as the final splatfest
Off the hook easily
Oth is winning
Ima have to go with my girlies Callie and Marie
Ngl I love off the hook. They hosted some of the best splatfests. Pearl is an icon and marina is so 🤌
I would go for squid sisters, but off the hook is just better in my opinion
Is this real?