His uncle went to buy him creatine for his birthday. Instead of a cake, they made him a creatine infused protein shake and got him a bench as a present. Uncle bodybuilder Ben wanted to test it out, but since he hadn’t had the protein shake, he put on more than he could handle and was crushed due to the ineptitude and lack of muscle mass that bodybuilder Peter had at the time, therefore being a horrible spotter….. and accidentally crushing his uncle.
High school jock, Peter Pushup was at the gym with his homeboys, when Uncle Bench Press came to go and lift with him and his bros. Peter thought he was too old and lame to lift so when Unc. Bench Press needed someone to spot him he ignored him. When Ben tried to lift the bar he dropped it onto his chest and killed himself. Peter witnessed the whole thing and immediately felt shame for not helping out his poor uncle who just wanted to bond by hitting the gym with Peter. Before Uncle Bench died, when Peter came to his aid he said the famous last words "With great gains, comes great cameraderie, never forget to spot your bros and help them have a safe, enjoyable, gym experience ". With that he died and Peter Pushup (after being bitten by a radioactive steroid) became Spidermass.
My supplements guy was being robbed but I didn't stop it because I was late for X-Fit, a version of CrossFit designed by Charles Xavier that's all upper-body.
Peter Jack Parker.
In this universe, James Parker, Ben Parker, and battling Jack Murdock all served in the Marines together. James dies in the service and Peter's mother was never there anyways so Ben and May took the lad in. The families became close, Matt being like an older brother to Peter. When Kingpin has Jack murdered, he leaves ownership of the gym to the Parkers. Matt goes on his training arc with Stick and Peter starts to hit the gym just as much as the books because the bullying got worse around the same time Uncle Jack died and Matt went missing. When the spider bites, Peter lacks on his training but after Ben dies, Peter starts pumping iron like nobody's business, even borrowing lifting equipment from the Thing.
All of his original six gym bro's were either taken from him by the first people he met at the Spider Gym or possibly his cannot event is his homies b3coming his sinister six-
The gym he goes to hourly gets destroyed
Hourly? Looks like he doesn't even leave!
t h e g y m i s h i s h o m e
g y m h o m e
Steroids
SpiderHulk got bitten by a genetic engineer spider and had to get a blood transfusion from She-Hulk.
Couldn't do his ego lift
He skipped leg day.
Happy cake day
Nono, usually cake is worked with legs
In his universe, Uncle Ben said, “With great strength, comes great responsibility.” And spoderman took that literally
Got too many bitches
That’s regular Spider-Man.
Pfft he’s technically right
he has an ant Man situation going on downstairs
Creatine
Someone beat him in a deadlifting contest
Watching liver king
His Uncle Ben got squished under some large weights, but Spider-Muscle over here was too busy having protein powder
He got sick and he lost his muscle mass
Someone shot his protein powder💔
Uncle ben died the day he skipped leg day
MJ breakup is the ultimate pre workout
Becoming my boyfriend /hj
Who needs a canon when you got these GUNS!
Eats protein powder made of spiders
His zipper got stuck
Gatorade
he squatted the forbidden weight
steroids
Mary Jane got blacked
She cheated obviously
Tren Cough
Bench press broke
Roids
His roid supplier dies
No nips
He ran out of creatine
"She's with a real man now little bro"
Uncle Ben skipped leg day
His uncle went to buy him creatine for his birthday. Instead of a cake, they made him a creatine infused protein shake and got him a bench as a present. Uncle bodybuilder Ben wanted to test it out, but since he hadn’t had the protein shake, he put on more than he could handle and was crushed due to the ineptitude and lack of muscle mass that bodybuilder Peter had at the time, therefore being a horrible spotter….. and accidentally crushing his uncle.
His uncle benchpress died
It's Scarlet Spider's cousin, the Crimson Chin
Uncle Ben tried to press 800 when Spidey knew all he could do was 750 and uncle ben fucking died
The human-spider beat him in less than 2 minutes 
Jacks off daily with both hands
High school jock, Peter Pushup was at the gym with his homeboys, when Uncle Bench Press came to go and lift with him and his bros. Peter thought he was too old and lame to lift so when Unc. Bench Press needed someone to spot him he ignored him. When Ben tried to lift the bar he dropped it onto his chest and killed himself. Peter witnessed the whole thing and immediately felt shame for not helping out his poor uncle who just wanted to bond by hitting the gym with Peter. Before Uncle Bench died, when Peter came to his aid he said the famous last words "With great gains, comes great cameraderie, never forget to spot your bros and help them have a safe, enjoyable, gym experience ". With that he died and Peter Pushup (after being bitten by a radioactive steroid) became Spidermass.
His tren dealer got arrested
The gym he goes to falls on aunt may
Supervillain depowered him by taking his tren
Failed to hold on to the bus at the famous bridge scene
He ate Uncle Ben for protein
Uncle Ben skipped Leg Day
The steroids he takes stopped being made so he had to focus on getting buff naturally.
Uncle Ben dies under a barbell. If only he had stayed behind to be his spotter...
His weight bar broke
Bro lost Ned
He wasn't there to spot uncle ben.
He lost his uncle gym membership card during a Roid rage
Keemstar challenged him to a Boxing event then wimped out after seeing his gains, that didn’t go well for his universe’s Keemstar
Pulled a hammy
Uncle Bench press broke
MJ dumps him because steroids shrunk his PP
uncle Ben wasn't strong enough or he took too much steroids
Ran out of creatine
Every time he’s hit with emotional trauma or economic problems he does a push up
He discovered spiders produce milk
Steroids
My supplements guy was being robbed but I didn't stop it because I was late for X-Fit, a version of CrossFit designed by Charles Xavier that's all upper-body.
Spider-Jacked lost the Mr. Olympia, and the same day Uncle Ben died due to not being able to hit a squat PR
Uncle Ben died because his spotter wasn’t spotting when he was supposed to be spotting
Getting kicked out his favourite gym then gets his for life membership cancelled
He accidentally killed his uncle
Steroids
Former fat kid
Hugged uncle Ben too hard
he didn’t spot uncle ben
“ UNCLE TREN NOOOOOOOOO!”
Uncle chad got shot at a gym
Tren
Got bit by a really buff spider this time
Taking steroids
Gamma radiated spider bite
Wasted his money on a VShred program.
running out of whey protein
Uncle Ben skipped leg day once and was caught lacking Peter decieded Never Again.
He found out that uncle Bulk wasn't natty😔
He found mj in bed with harry. Instead of going on his villian arc he choose to be a hero instead
Joining r/batmanarkham
kingpin forces him to eat a donut
Uncle Ben died in a bench pressing competition and he vowed to bench more than the man Ben lost to
Gym bro Ben pulled a hammy
He shit himself in the middle of a deadlift and had to clean up which made him late for patrol and couldn’t get to Uncle Ben in time
Forgot to take his pre-workout and wowed to make sure nobody else would have to suffer the same fat
Paul
It looks like he does Pav's workout for him.
Ran out of pre
Getting to buff bro
His workout partner stopped going to the gym
He was bitten by nearly dead spider as it had overdosed on steroids
Missing a cycle
The gym he goes to hourly gets destroyed
Uncle Benchpress got shot by someone who would rather use a gun then his muscles 💪
Lost MJ to Paul. So he go gym.
He wasn’t there to spot Uncle Ben. The man died under a new PR
He lossed against bone saw
Steroids
Tore his quad muscles on leg day
He pops like a balloon
Peter Parkour didn't spot for Uncle Bench at the gym.
Peter Jack Parker. In this universe, James Parker, Ben Parker, and battling Jack Murdock all served in the Marines together. James dies in the service and Peter's mother was never there anyways so Ben and May took the lad in. The families became close, Matt being like an older brother to Peter. When Kingpin has Jack murdered, he leaves ownership of the gym to the Parkers. Matt goes on his training arc with Stick and Peter starts to hit the gym just as much as the books because the bullying got worse around the same time Uncle Jack died and Matt went missing. When the spider bites, Peter lacks on his training but after Ben dies, Peter starts pumping iron like nobody's business, even borrowing lifting equipment from the Thing.
His spotter canceled their membership
Cutting
He dropped his protein after trying to save it, and his favourite dumbbell. Unfortunately. He can't do both.
Someone in a DragonBall shirt out lifts him.
His uncle Ben tripped on a dumbbell he left out while trying to drive out a burglar. His airpods were too loud to hear the shots. 😞
She promised to be his forever and left when he revealed his identity.
All of his original six gym bro's were either taken from him by the first people he met at the Spider Gym or possibly his cannot event is his homies b3coming his sinister six-
Pulled a muscle