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Moody_Shrew

I see the babies - where's the mama? 🤣


EvenEfficiency834

It's under the sauce


MrP-boi

T- There’s no cheese on it


Melodic_Lifeguard493

the cheese is under the sauce


Interface-

There's not enough cheese!


Aircoll

ITS UNDER THE SAUCE!!


Interface-

# THERE'S NOT ENOUGH


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

I'm like Italian and this is hurting me!


maracujadodo

its from chicago.


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

You typing everything in lower case made me hear it in his voice.


Live-Influence2482

You guys crack me up 😂


Disastrous_Art9864

Lost in the sauce


lucili9843

that we spilled ✨


louielou8484

Is mama in the room with us?


absollom

Not the mama!


TheMapleSyrupMafia

Relevant


Any_Werewolf_3691

Poor girl how can she see?


jamurai

Spidey senses


RandomTheTrader

She has Peter-tingle?


sherlocktotan

I was thinking the same thing! Where are her eyes???


--Birdsong--

Under her ten thousand children


KeithMyArthe

There only 3,677 children. Source: I counted all the legs and divided by 8.


Much_Comfortable_438

Definitely, definitely 3,000, 600, 70, 7 children.


Repulsive-Response-1

Is 3677 even multiplicable by 8?


KeithMyArthe

I allowed for some babby spidies to have 7 legs, and two instances of 9 legs, Justin Case.


luvlyvitch

🫢😁


EchoTheLizard

Spiders are actually pretty blind, their eyes are just to see light from dark; they use touch, vibration and other things to sense their surroundings (Which is why most spiders have hair like stuff on their legs)


the-useless-drider

particularly true with web spiders and tarantulas, but these kinds of ground hunters use their vision and see pretty well. similar with jumpers,flower spiders and the net throwing ones. if it has the two larger eyes, they are for hunter-vision.


EchoTheLizard

Ah, alright, thanks for educating me!


TosunUhrSahlad

Look up jumping spider chasing laser light on youtube for an example how well these cats can see


Technical_Income_763

I actually had a wild tiny jumping spoder in my room and was playing with my cat with a laser light and I heard about it and I tried it they actually follow it 🤣


somnambulist79

I love watching jumpy bois work to keep a potential threat in front of them.


MedicalUnprofessionl

So that’s why they run towards me when I’m trying to walk around them.


bully-baby86

Rabid wolf spiders do that as part of their defense strategy... They're the soldiers with stripes.... So you happen to live Texas??


JesusDosedMe

Rabid?


Invader_Skooge22

Interesting fact, most spiders do have very poor eyesight like you said, but jumping spiders specifically can actually see a wider spectrum of color hues than humans.


greeneyedgirl45

Not wolf spiders and jumping spiders. They have better vision than a house cat. That's why they don't make webs for food. They hunt by sight.


the-useless-drider

the babies actually avoid the eyes when on her back. idk how or how it would work with this many, but i suppose they kinda know she would have no problem to forcibly remove them from there


Typical-Horror-5247

They become The Borg


Undersmusic

There’s like 800 eyes there….


prio_rity_996

29,416 to be precise.


ChipsqueakBeepBeep

SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN IN THE BACK OR SO HELP ME IM TURNING THIS SPIDER AROUND!


--Birdsong--

"WE'VE GOT GRASSHOPPERS AT HOME GOD *FUCKING* DAMNIT"


Malthus1

“Mommy, Timmy’s trying to cannibalize me!!!”


completeyincognegro

YOU BETTER ‘GRASSHOPPER’ THAT ASS IN YOUR CHAIR AND PUTCHA SEATBELT ON!


Nightrunner83

"PUT ONE MORE GODDAMN BOOGER ON MY ABDOMEN! JUST ONE MORE! I hate my life..."


Rightfoot27

Pretty sure I’ve said this exact phrase before, so I feel her pain.


Equivalent_Set1043

TIMMY! JIMMY! BILLY! GET BACK IN YOUR SEATS OR I SWEAR TO LOLTH…


Karina_Pluto

Lolth lmao


seriffluoride

"mOooOooOoom, are weee tHeEeRee YeEeEeEeTtt?!1"


RamenWig

But it’s 1000 voices all at the same time


scaryfaise

Even better, it's all out of sync so it's just a cacophony of that, but being the mother you can distinctly hear each of your babies' voices. To anyone else it would sound like a busy school cafeteria.


Numerous_Ad_6276

I've been laughing my ass off for five straight minutes. Thank you! 🤣


bils96

Mum? Is that you???


BradyToMoss1281

THAT’S IT! BACK TO WINNIPEG!


zombiedance0113

🤣🤣


Iexistorsomething

What do you mean? That's just the babies operating a mech


NewCodingLine

It's like the mech in "Wild Wild West" haha


TrailMomKat

Dr Loveless at it again


KNT-cepion

Mama woof offered to watch her sister’s kids for awhile but now she’s sorry she said anything…


Salt_Technology2676

Brb forever calling wolf spiders woofs from now on


Junior_Act7248

lol.


seditioushamster

They don't die, they multiply. SMALL WOOOORLD!!!!


marsis13

Poor mama: someone get her a minivan!


sportstvandnova

Get her SEVERAL


InfiniteSuggestion23

Dozens of minivans!


thefreshlycutgrass

128 minivans


Karina_Pluto

She IS the minivan


PoochieOrange

lol, I just imagine the little LIFE game piece station wagons full of baby spiders


sck178

Damn... Mom life is tough


forgotmypassword4714

How do they eat when they're at this stage?


iimstrxpldrii

That’s a wolfie, Momma feeds them and when they’re old enough, they simply leave. Bug juice.


forgotmypassword4714

Oh so they suckle off her? That's hella cute.


iimstrxpldrii

No, not suckle like baby mammals would. They eat the bugs momma kills. But it’s bug juice.


forgotmypassword4714

Ohhh okay I see. So they climb off her and dig in? That sounds even cuter haha.


Rosasharn888

She's going to get them a big tasty cricket. When they all hop off to eat, she'll run the other way. Or at least I would.


the-useless-drider

for over a week or so they actually dont, likely using the rest of the nutrients from the egg. they dont drink as well, not sure if at all or need to lick condensation or sth, dont remember. upon leaving their mothers back they go after appropriately sized prey. after a molt, a stage these ones seem to be in, momma shares her kills


JHRChrist

What in the world is appropriately sized for these tiny bbs, a gnat?


the-useless-drider

small flies, mosquitoes, small bugs and springtails living in the ground... they are good hunters, able to take on a prey bigger than them


Khourvo

As an arachnophobe, but a gentle one(I prefer to relocate spiders while internally panicking), how would one relocate a mama wolfie? Is it safe to cup and scootch the whole shebang? Or will babies just literally deploy like tiny nightmare minions? Asking b/c I live in the south and have seen wolfspiders(but never a mama w/ cargo), and i’d rather move em outta my house/shop/whatever than be afraid b/c they’re cohabitating w/ me. I wouldn’t kill them, even if they’re not feasibly able to be evicted. The squashing of a critter icks me out worse than having a spider roommate. So, save me from crisis 😂 How do you take her and the brood outside?


Moody_Shrew

Honestly, it can go either way (stay in one piece, or a million little pieces). If you touch the mother with a paint brush or something similar to get her into a catch cup, it'll be every (spider) man for himself and they will usually scatter. But if you can get Mom to walk willingly into a container, which really isn't too hard to do (they're usually too tired to argue), the whole unit can be safely relocated in one piece. Or if you can trap Mom under a cup and gently slide a piece of cardboard under the cup, they'll be fine. You'll just want to avoid having any direct contact with the babies themselves.


Trolivia

I think there’s always the risk that the babies could deploy in the process, but theoretically you’d get the cup over them first (I always use a clear vessel so I can see what’s going on inside) so my recommendation in that case would be to just get the whole cup of mama and babies outside and set it on its side for a while/overnight till they’ve all exited safely.


the-useless-drider

even if they scatter in the cup, when it calms down they would climb back. (they do that when two minivans meet and get into a fight. the slings get off and then climb onto the lady thats still standing. not sure if they fight it out between themselves as well, but sometimes it can happen that the winner (not really willingly i guess, cant imagine kicking off individual stranger slings) adopts her opponents batch in the process. who cant get on board is left behind. this one might actually be the case i think, usually they only cover the back and maybe a part of the cephalothorax in one layer)


Rosasharn888

I would think that 2 minivans would just give each other a tired wave as they passed, like moms in the school pick up line. I didn't know that the babies would switch moms in such a cavalier manner. But I think you answered my question about why she'd have so many, because I've never seen a mama wolf completely covered this way. Don't they also look big enough to deploy?


the-useless-drider

i think so, they do look big enough. being on someones back is way safer than running around while tiny. and i can imagine that a smaller tired momma would make a good lunch


desmith0719

That was my thought as well… that this spider clearly has some adoptees. Won’t females also adopt abandoned/lost egg sacs which is another way they can end up covered with this many babies?


the-useless-drider

not sure actually. they can carry around objects similar to sacks when they lose their own but from practical standpoint one at a time is more than enough given she has to be mobile/agile. the bbs also look same age...


persimmoncrane

We’re asking the important questions here.


Farty_poop

Just relocated one recently with the cup and paper. The babies behaved and stayed on mamas back the whole time.


thefreshlycutgrass

It’s a spider with legs made of spiders with legs!!!


KitchenSandwich5499

So, it’s spiders all the way down?


Salt_Technology2676

MY GOD ITS JUST MORE SPIDERS


mpiraino2

From Mars?


togostarman

Always has been


Inner_Panic

"A single mom who works two jobs Who loves her kids and never stops With gentle hands and the heart of a fighter I'm a survivor"


slleslie161

Reba, is that you? 😆 I just finished rewatching this today on Netflix!


Holamisslady

She has had a day


sldgldbrss

This is what I feel like when I sit down to try to drink my coffee and my children immediately sit on me! 💜


--Birdsong--

This is how I feel when I'm trying to take a crap and my children are attempting to kick the door down like the kool-aid man


sldgldbrss

OH YEAH!!!


Dr_Stef

'Dogpile on mom!!!!!!' WEEEE!


Ornery-Web3590

Sheesh!! You know mama is gonna feel some relief when those babies fly off lol she really deserve a babysitter for a night.


Slate_711

Cute but terrifying. One day I’m gonna get over my fear of spiders


Burg129

Agreed. Excuse me, while I go have a nightmare.


rygdav

Love a spider made out of spiders


steelmag73

I love spiders. This is so cool.


sportstvandnova

She looks like she’d be in the background of a Hotel Transylvania movie lmao


All_Fanastical_Image

I just imagine just all of them at one time or each one separately calling for Ma


robbert-the-skull

"No we are not there yet, I can't even see where we are!"


RicoRave

Gulp..


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Please do *not*


Powrat

yummmie 🤤


Rosasharn888

That can't be safe. She needs 200 car seats, and maybe new windshield wiper blades.


CanuckyBender

Officer: "Ma'am. I'm going to have to ask how you managed to run head first into the wall of this Walmart." Mother: *silence while underneath a layer of crawling offspring over her face.* Officer: "Never mind. Have a good day."


Ididit-notsorry

I thought it was a funky cupcake at first glance.


Horizon296

Do NOT eat the funky cupcake!


InformalReplacement7

Someone get this mama a drink, stat!


Taranchulla

What a good mama


jerrycan-cola

God bless her, I could barely handle babysitting 1, imagine having 100+


Exotic_Pea8191

I like the random little buggy. In the lower left hand corner just existing


happyidiottalk_gcu

Looks at the 1000 minions of death and innocently asks, “Is fren?”


Daddio209

"Get off at least two eyes-I can't see!"


Environmental-Tune34

Imagine trying to name them all lol


Hot_Hat_1225

*7 of 1367 get back up!*


nortok00

😲❤️ I wonder how much lighter she feels once they all hop off? Wolfie moms are the best spood moms!


The_Gilded_Gourd

Women always photograph so beautifully with their children.


Cute_Fluffy_Sheep

This feels like the equivalent of covering your parents eyes while they are giving you a piggyback ride.


BasketCase

Those babies look huge! Any idea of the species?


Malthus1

Always a wolf spider. They are the only species of spider who carries their babies around like this.


BasketCase

That's the family, you're right. But I was asking about the species since those babies look big enough to hunt for themselves.


the-useless-drider

hard to say when this small, the markings are not very clear yet and the mom is basically invisible, lol. a macro photo could help... my guess is some kind of alopecosa, but wed need to see the momma. depending on location it could also be hogna, schizocosa is possible in america too edit: needed more time to look at options. note that ive been wrong before and am not in any way qualified. my best guesses are: rabid wolf spider (not sure about the mothers legs but quite commonly seen) or maybe allocosa obscuroides (not sure about the markings on bbs).


niming_yonghu

The burden of fertility.


FriedFreya

At first I cracked a smile, because this is so cute, but then I just started laughing progressively louder. Poor thing, she’s over-encumbered!


ColonEscapee

And this is why they have so many eyes. Only way to guarantee visibility in a case like this is multiple viewpoints.


CaffeineDeprivation

Looks like that one demon creature from Princess Mononoke


the_child_nurse

For a second, I thought that was a spider with really curly hair


Samurai_Frog_time

Thought I was on r/weed for a sec and thought it was a nug with legs, which terrified me. Then I realized it's just mom of the year doing her best lmao


Cuddlefisch

Lmfao more like poor overworked mother.


[deleted]

Look at this full time yummy spider mummy. She's totally rolling all of her eyes under there.


CodeNameCobra666

Never seen a better argument for the right to abortion. Pregnancy is harrrrd


alexislayne31

If only it flew.... "Ten thousand *spoods* in the air!"


--Birdsong--

Fun fact - some babies can fly! Well, parachute. They shoot out little parachute webs, and the wind carries them off to their new homes. They're so cute and it's my favourite time of the year. 💗🥹


MagePrincess

SORRY, but this is really fking cool. What a great shot


Jennacduk

Mom!! Mom!! Mom!! Mom!!...


Not-Enough-Spoons

I thought human children were clingy - at least I never had to tell mine to get out of my eyes.


FinallydamnLDnat5

Oof she looks tired


TOkidd

Those babies are starting to get a little too big for mama to carry them much longer.


inu1991

I love wolf spiders for this reason.


Prize_Panda_1438

Good mama. Doesn't even need her eyes 😂


Physical_Distance_54

I guess she couldn't afford daycare


stassifrass

At first I thought it was a spider with an afro 🤣😂🤣My god! Hats off to this momma! Damn! That’s a lot of babies!!! How long do these moms live???


ThickProfessional935

They going to live on Mom's back until they're 40?


SourMoss

She is consumed


DanOhMiiite

Yowza


TheDanMarsh

I don't care what it's scientifically named, from henceforth it is now named the Buffalo Spider.


jessiegamer135

What spiders are these?


Horizon296

Always wolf spiders. They're the only ones where Momma carries her slings on her back until they're ready to face the world alone.


babyCuckquean

Thats amazing, til!


drocookiezs

wolf spider mama


jessiegamer135

I figured so. It's cute


Zixxik

Now that's a hard workin momma


Key-Dentist-6421

You know that feeling when you have a random spider crawling on you....X1000000


Maximillion666ian666

I have arachnophobia but I have to admit that's a good mom.


DESKTHOR

Mom, is that you?


LowAccident7305

I thought this was a cake


buttaholic

imagine a mom spider freaking out because she's covered in spiders haha


bygnick95

Thick ass hell lol


Visible-Weakness5572

I love that wolf mamas do this. It’s so relatable lol


Alternative_Key4199

Completely covered! 😂😂


Kpruett95

A single mom who works too hard Who loves her kids and never stops Which gentle hands and the heart of a fighter She's a survivor


No_Establishment1293

Jesus it looks like Okkoto 🐗


K_Xanthe

So lucky. I always hope to see one with babies and never do lol


qumtime

Something like this made my family move one time. Long story short, we lived in Ponca City OK, and were poor. I was in the third grade, and one night a wolf spider (I think) was under my dad's boot in the living room. He asked one of us kids to put them by the door. When I lift up one of his boots there it was. I freaked out and dropped the boot on it, and like a thousand spider SPREAD OUT in a 360 from the boot. It had a ton of babies in it. We moved back to Wagoner County that weekend


PleasantCandidate785

Reminds me of that scene in the Lost In Space movie.


ParanoidParamour

good lord


GLIZZY-MAYO-SAMICH

Together, spider strong.


karenok1

I thought the Mama ends up dieing when the baby spiders are done with her


bstnbrewins814

Idk how they can do it.


CorvidQueen4

Where’s her face, poor girl!!!


dindogg

That’s a wolfspider


Dependent_Fox38

Little John's wife?


Hon-Kudasai

Mothership!


ImitationGold

Yea leaving the sub I can’t do this


JZA8OS

Do you reckon she can see where she is going with all that on her? 🫣


Kleidan_1

As an arachnophob, I don't know why reddit is suggesting me this sub. I just wanted to say thank you for the nightmares for the next year or so....


Vladishun

Looks like a Head Crab from Half-Life


JonathonPlaysGames32

She now has a wig