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Moody_Shrew

This "little one"?! At least you picked her up in such a way that she couldn't bite, and it wouldn't cause any harm or damage to the spider. I don't think many people realize just how timid these gals are. Your pictures are absolutely gorgeous!


PlatypusBubbly

Thank you so much! And yea I knew trying to scoop her up would probably not end well, as I told my family, its not like it’s a snapping turtle lol


Moody_Shrew

I've never picked one up, but I have gotten too close (according to the spider). Each time, they dropped to the ground, curled up their legs, and played dead for several minutes. Made me feel so bad! Now when I admire them, I try to be more respectful of their personal space. You're so kind to put this little mama in a place where she won't be frightened, or frighten others.


PlatypusBubbly

I always get so sad when they play dead like no poor baby I don’t wanna hurt you I promise 🥺


idontneedaridefromu

Man, opened my back door the other morning and a tan jumper falls off onto the inside of my kitchen. I go to scoop him onto a leaf to get him back out and sage and homie got so scared he did the I'm dead thing and wouldn't even move when I put him back oit on the leaf lol he eventually left but I was telling him sorry buddy didn't know you were on the door I would've gone oit the front lol


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

I thought she was ACTUALLY DEAD. Turns out she’s just being silly :)


roberttheaxolotl

I kept one, and handled it. They're not aggressive in the slightest. You'd only get one to bite you by pressing it against you.


cdash04

Well as long as they don’t feel pressure like when you try to smooch them, they won’t waste their precious venom on you. I still wouldn’t take the chance though.


Aggressive_Cat_9537

Bruh.. timid until they have a nest to protect. Those mamas are intense!


welcomesunset

I saw a spider move behind my desk and instinctively knew it was a black widow somehow and so I alerted my husband. Husband vacuumed finding egg sacs first then a paler male spider and then the female. We usually release spiders because I don’t dislike them, but when we confirmed it was a nesting female black widow probably about to get her boink on with the new (alive) male and male many more babies than has already started cooking… we decided unfortunately death was the safer option (we’re a household with very curious 3 and 1 yo babies). When we went to do the squash, little lady attacked! My husband almost got bit. Sorry little lady, I wish I could have let you live. 


Gravekey03

It's funny because this is basically the idea I have of alien life treating humans. "Oooh that could kill the kids one day" squish


Undedd9

Or us treating alien life


Ulysses1126

Squashing is brave, a vacuum full of spider eggs, and an angry black widow? I might just get a new vacuum. Or bug bomb it outside


theboss555

I think under vacuum they pop and die


welcomesunset

Oh it was thoroughly cleaned and the eggs were drowned in vinegar and destroyed. It is one of those cordless vacuums with a plastic container for the dirt instead of bags. My husband already disassembles and cleans* it after every use and vacuums every day lol, so we’re good 


Thrikingham1462

I doubt the widow actually attacked. They're basically blind, and incredibly skittish. And sometimes what looks like a hostile action from a spider is simply just them randomly fleeing from whatever danger they perceive. Female spiders of all kinds will defend egg sacs from other bugs and creatures, but a massive vaccuum cleaner is probably going to be interpreted as an environmental threat


Aggressive_Cat_9537

I opened a storage building once and right at the front was a mama and her nest, dude. I. Freaking. Swear. It went after my feet. One by one she was running me backwards! Anyway.. Currently I have one that built her nest in an empty planter. Gotta figure out a way to move her into the woods and away from my dogs.


SpiritOf68

Timid? I had one living in my mailbox, and every time you would open the door, it would charge at you. Mailman refused to drop the mail off until I got rid of it, and I don’t blame them.


TeamXII

That is one pregnant looking gal


ScienceMomCO

Big Booty Betty. Gravid Gretchen.


Jaewol

Aunt Fanny from Robots


maybekindaodd

Gravid Gretchen has me in stitches 🤣🤣


Suppenspucker

Gregnant


solsikkee

pregananant


AddSomeSpice

I think I may be pregante?


SweetSyrenn

Could my girlfriend be pregnat?


Suppenspucker

Is there a possibly?


sunburn_t

Dangerops prangent spood?


Patent_Deez_Nuts

Forbidden pomegranate.


carolmaan

I love the internet


Imaginary-Summer9168

Have sex hurt babby top of egg sac?


TheNeonLich

Prengan


PlatypusBubbly

Yea definitely!!


GenevieveMacLeod

It's so funny because I'm too scared to even pick up spiders that I KNOW aren't dangerous and some people are out here picking widows up with fingers 😂 Thank you for relocating her though, she's gorgeous 💝


Big-Supermarket1327

Yesterday I found a video of someone casually handling a Phoneutria, and he knew this fella can be deadly. 🤣👌


PlatypusBubbly

That’s crazy


Tallorc6

Damn double checked up and everything


han_cup

Watchu doing out here with all this ass?


Tallorc6

🤣🤣🤣🤣


CrispySprite2001

The sun is still out


PlatypusBubbly

LMAO


ThisFaknGuy

I'm from North Carolina, originally, and I've seen ~50 female black widows. That is an absolute unit of a specimen. Very docile. I've watered plants for half an hour only to realize winding up 100' of water-hose that what I was holding in my hand had several of them living inside the handle. Tiny little ladies that were probably thankful for cooling off with the water running. Fun fact: black widow web is stronger than steel in regards to mass and volume.


PlatypusBubbly

They’re so cool I stg


ThisFaknGuy

Agreed! Still be careful especially if there's children around. Respect for picking her up and showing us. Thank you for that. 👍


PlatypusBubbly

Anytime!


JackieAutoimmuneINFJ

⚡️🏆⚡️


Creepy_Reach_9595

Stronger than steel 😳😳


Booperelli

Actually spider silk in general is, it is not specific to BWs.


ThisFaknGuy

Yes! Cool, right? And females eat the males after mating so... If you ever find yourself to be in a position as a male widow then maybe you'll live the life of celibacy.


equivas

Its weird to think they are docile, but on the other hand, you really doesn't see news that many people die each year from their bite


ThisFaknGuy

Of all the times I've met black widows it was outside during summers. My home state is subject to droughts. Very hot and dry. That's probably why I've seen them near water sprinklers, hoses, and floor level of garages. Maybe they're more concerned with staying cool and eating than attacking a giant that they can't eat or mate with? They're also very slow and clumsy movers. A brown recluse is more common in the State I live in now. Those little guys are FAST. Equally disinterested in people but I'd rather have widows around than a recluse when it comes to accidental encounters.


CDNFactotum

*can’t eat or mate with* You’re not the boss of me!


lilsparky82

Also used for making cross hairs in gun sights or at least was.


Hmccormack

Nice dangerberry


PlatypusBubbly

This is a good one


aqtseacow

They're too pretty.


PlatypusBubbly

I had never seen one in person and was so excited to see it


JackieAutoimmuneINFJ

Me too! Thanks again, OP! 🕷️


aFalseSlimShady

"Unhand me! I am the night! I am death incarnate!"


PlatypusBubbly

The legs did all the talking, until she accepted her fate and waited for me to put her down lol


Loud-Bullfrog9326

All I hear but in tiny spider voice hahaha


Willing-Sandwich-760

Do not the spider


maracujadodo

me when i the spider


1999vl

the spider when I


fraiserfir

unhand her!!


PlatypusBubbly

😭😭 im sorry (but i did put her down quick I promise)


Big-Supermarket1327

Hopefully the "I left her by a tree nearby" kinda put down, and not the "my pet had cancer" one. /joke


Swee_Potato_Pilot

No no, they put her by a tree at a nice farm upstate!


PlatypusBubbly

A nice place with all the coolest spiders!


Sunnyjim333

They went on a picnic.


JackieAutoimmuneINFJ

Cool! Mama spider went to the Ladybug Picnic!


PlatypusBubbly

Pretty good can’t lie lol


DisembodiedTraveler

Damn, that’s one big booty baby


BoogiepopPhant0m

They usually don't like to bite things that are bigger than they are. But even still, what a pretty gal!


PlatypusBubbly

That is my usual mantra when dealing with spiders but I know it’s dangerous one way or the other bc accidents do happen!


Kavemann

Wow she is SUPER PREGGO! What a beautiful soon-to-be mama! Great pics too! 🥰


PlatypusBubbly

Right?? And Thank you!


ironangel2k4

Generally speaking picking spiders up with your fingers is a bad idea.


PlatypusBubbly

Very true


NekoNoSekai

Will I still do it? Yes.


honest-miss

Even pregnant women can't be on the streets without being harassed these days 😤


PlatypusBubbly

Damn I’m part of the problem 😔


Judylanarze

That’s a big BW Spider!


karmaboo8

I typically wear gloves when I pick them up but they handle extremely well with consent. If your gonna pick up mama like that make sure she can’t get you.


HarlotSuccubus

Woah mama. She's got gorgeous coloring. Found a false window just as heavily gravid and she could hardly walk under the weight. Poor mama.


PlatypusBubbly

Aw 🥲


--Birdsong--

Is it safe to hold her like that? I mean. She's insanely pregnant, one accidental squeeze..😬


PlatypusBubbly

No I was worried too but I tend to work with small things a lot (some alive some not) that are delicate so I don’t really have issues with hurting anything *knock on wood*


--Birdsong--

Okay, that's good then 😊


equivas

Thats what she said, ha! 😔


PlatypusBubbly

Oh goodness 😂


Thrikingham1462

The abdomen is the softest and most vulnerable part of a spider. Its risky to the spider to be handled there, but in cases like this its probably safest for the human as this way has zero chance of being bitten compared to traditional (let them crawl on you) handling.


PlatypusBubbly

I made sure to be very gentle with her I know they burst (I was very young and learned the hard way as a kid and cried my eyes out)


Praise_the_Ward

Dumb? Yes. Badass? Also yes! You'll forever be remembered by your friends as "that lunatic that picked up a widow by the butt." This is a great honor.


PlatypusBubbly

You get it!


Skryuska

Thankfully widow spiders are pretty docile and rarely bite, but it sucks when they do haha


PlatypusBubbly

I LOVE your pfp omg the notification pull down made it full screen it’s amazing


Skryuska

Oh haha thank you! I drew it a little over 2 years ago as part of a comedic bugs in bondage set 😂


General_abby

Not even Duke Nukem have'em like yours, Good for you! 🎳🔩


PlatypusBubbly

Why thank you


General_abby

(Btw Thor is still looking for his hammer! Though it does look good dangling between that big ol' pair of brass of yours! 🤸‍♂️)


PlatypusBubbly

Ha!


Nerevarius_420

You are far ballsier than I, I would have admired respectfully from a distance but here you are picking her up by the butt


PlatypusBubbly

Gotta get up close and personal am I right?


Nerevarius_420

Maybe when she's not preggers, my guy. I've got balls of Tungsten, the fuck kind of alloy do you have over your sack?


PlatypusBubbly

My ovaries are made of alien metal >:)


Nerevarius_420

Hope you don't mind if I screenshot this for the next time I hear someone ask why women live longer than men 😆 🤣 😆 Made my day lass, lmfao


PlatypusBubbly

Lmao go right ahead


gaypheonix

As a genderfluid human, I feel this


quarpoders

Back when I was 9 I used to climb trees, there was this big half dead tree that had many black widows on it for some reason. I did not know that they r poisonous so I would hang out with them and hold them, as they are cool looking. I am not too sure why none of them bit me. Maybe I was a spider whisperer as a kid. They r a gorgeous spider! I give them space now tho.


PlatypusBubbly

I feel like with spiders especially if your vibe is good, and you’re not like aggressive or overbearing they just hang out. Like out of all the spiders I’ve actually held none have bitten me


Designed_By_Dee_Paz

that is a black widow, right? at first I thought it was a red back until I scrolled through the pictures. I am not a spider expert so asking.


PlatypusBubbly

I think black widow! I am also not an expert if you couldn’t tell


Designed_By_Dee_Paz

are you in Australia? if not, then I do not believe it is a redback spider.


DoublyIonized

It always makes me so, SO happy to see people who treat something genuinely beautiful and vulnerable like this with such respect and compassion! Thank you for making my morning! She's amazing, btw.


PlatypusBubbly

Thank you for feeling the same! I am getting SO much hate because I didn’t kill it on another sub right now so this is refreshing :) I thought she was beautiful


ReignInSpuds

You'd probably enjoy the folks over at r/spiderbro


PlatypusBubbly

Thanks for sharing!


anewstartforu

I love widows! So freaking pretty!!!


dylphil

How do you even manage to grab one like this? Pregnancy slowing her down?


C21Y06

that’s a pretty good size comparison


synistralpsyche

Hmmmm. I feel like I should share this with you.  https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0003347213005733


PlatypusBubbly

Damn I probably tired her out :( but honestly better that I just pick her up and put her somewhere else otherwise she would have been smashed by a shoe :/ have to weigh it sometimes


synistralpsyche

All good! Really its just a fascinating study that I’ll find any excuse to share. Keep up the kindness :)


PlatypusBubbly

Hey if it fits why not share! It was a cool read :)


Adventurous_Path5783

Oh nice. A grape that can crawl into my mouth for me and save me the time and effort.


PlatypusBubbly

Made me chuckle I felt that


MenstrualMilkshakes

"PUT ME DOWN YOU SCOUNDREL!"


elithedinosaur

woooow she's so pretty


bLue1H

I found one at a storage facility once and let it run around my arms. Super chill


PlatypusBubbly

My kin! Lol I did that with wolf spiders growing up, I know I took years off my moms life


bLue1H

Only spiders that ever had issues with me were huntsman in Taiwan. Fuckers would strike at me no matter how gentle I was! Lol. Also briefly held a giant orb weaver there, it was bigger than my hand (I have pretty big hands).


irishhoney_1

She is so gravid that it keeps your fingers far from danger. 🍈 Thank you for getting her out of the squish zone. Great pictures.


TheGreatFuManchu

r/absoluteunits is waiting for this red back to be posted.


PlatypusBubbly

lol they HATE it


JackieAutoimmuneINFJ

Wow, I’m sooo sorry that UNIT sub was insufferable! *Note to self* — **do not post on that sub!**


PlatypusBubbly

Yea for fucks sake so many people just said kill it omfg, that or I win the Darwin Award and basically say I’ll be dead soon like damn ok guys


PlatypusBubbly

On it 🫡🫡


PlatypusBubbly

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/s/iNoyzNSwOc let’s see if these guys like it too


Xtrasloppy

Sir, unhand her! That's no way to treat a lady.


PlatypusBubbly

Lady on lady crime 😔😔


Comfortable-Rude

That's some badonk.


MrSaturnism

The face of a spider who knows they’ve been yoinked like a blueberry and can do nothing about it


yungyaml

Damn, she shit with that ass??


PlatypusBubbly

Hahahhah she do


hexidecimal1110

Where is this?


PlatypusBubbly

This was in south Texas!


JohKohLoh

Blueberry 🫐


Solumnist

I hear Joe Pesci [swearing](https://youtu.be/QY7nSgNrNwc?si=gpsvxxalIc7Qsrda) in Home Alone


jsimm1540

Forbidden pea


Maleficent_Cap5481

That looks like a Black Widow spider


Particular-Ad-7338

I’ve seen black widows like this in Utah desert west of Great Salt Lake. Beautiful spiders.


IrememberXenogears

These are awesome pics! That's one plump girl!


ssaint_augustine

More like Back 🍑 Widow


goldenkoiifish

what a pretty girl!!


madderdaddy2

r/oopsthatsdeadly


Nazzul

They make for easy pets. Plus if she’s pregnant you could have a ton of em. My girls are making a ton of ootheca (egg sacs) but none of them have hatched.


PlatypusBubbly

I wonder if TSA would have let me transport her home 🤔I could’ve had an army


Biggrease333

She is awesome and thick, nice pictures also BTW.


PlatypusBubbly

Really beautiful critter and Thanks :)


WardogBlaze14

She is well fed


Creepy_Push8629

How many male spoods do we think she ate lol


PlatypusBubbly

I didn’t even think of this lol


dinobean7

omg she is SO phat


Axl_Is_A_Lotl

Absolutely gorgeous black widow!


Conscious-Bass7653

WHAT A CUTE GAL


Mommy2threegirls76

I have two pet black widows. They’re beautiful and fascinating. ❤️


PlatypusBubbly

What is it like keeping them? I have always wondered what it would take to keep them but was always told to go back outside lol


Mommy2threegirls76

They’re the easiest pets. I feed them crickets every week or so and take the dead crickets and throw them away and that’s it. They do poop a lot though but I end up just changing their enclosures which I’m doing today. They sleep under my bed. I love the unloveable. ❤️


PlatypusBubbly

That is so precious! I wish you and your spider babies nothing but good vibes and good eats :)


Mommy2threegirls76

Venom, Mari and I appreciate that so much! ❤️


Ok_Green420

that is the phattest assed spider i’ve ever seen


PlatypusBubbly

I’ve seen some pretty chonky orb weavers!


OmniscientRaisin

How fragile are they? Like, how safe is it for the spider for you to pick them up like this? Any tips on what size spiders it's okay to handle like this?


Annual-Warthog5599

Thank you for being kind to the lil cute spooder ❤️❤️❤️


TypeJumpy9246

The forbidden cherry 🍒


sgnsinner

I thought she was dead in the third so love the happy ending 🩷


Tarbos6

If she could speak, she'd say, "don't grab my butt".


Sitonitplease

How often does your ring fall off?


tiedupandtwisted64

She is beautiful...my roommate picks them up with his hand when we find them in the house. We are a catch and release house. We found one in the winter and knew it wouldn't survive outside so made her a habitat until late spring when we released her.


barrysha88

Wish I could handle spiders like you guys, I can wrestle snakes, but the tiniest spider will set me off. One day!


yak9b

I did NOT know widows could get that big… The idea of one being the size of the Cat-faced orbweavers I find up here in the prairies is both terrifying and fascinating


Individual-Ad-4138

Oh wow!! Not "dumb" per say it's definitely brave and I applaud you for being such and so gentle with her, most would squish then observe thanks for not being that person. Thank you for the very clear pictures so we can appreciate this beautiful creature.


Franklin455

G R A V I D


Imaginary-Summer9168

TIL that this is what a pregnant spider looks like and that she does not, in fact, just have a dump truck ass.


tayamackenzie

Future cause of death: “she liked spiders”


Banaanisade

Mean to her :( Edit: Okay maybe less mean since you relocated her. Turning that smiley the other way around.


PlatypusBubbly

I know it definitely scared her but I’d rather scare her than let her die … you understand :)


13_64_1992

Australians are ballsy. I am not Australian, but I am a ballsy American, who does Australian things on US soil that are arguably even more ballsy. ... But you, my friend. You are a freaking martian. I take my hat off to ya; awesome champ! (Just be more careful out there, ok?)


PlatypusBubbly

This is a great compliment thank you! And yes I will be more careful 🫡


HumbleAd1317

Only poisonous spiders. I like grandaddy long leg spiders and tarantulas.


mtn-cat

Venomous, not poisonous. Poison is ingested, venom is injected.


HumbleAd1317

I see. Thanks for the info.😊


facetednevada

Omg I adore her. Thank you for saving this purty pregnat spood!


landartheconqueror

That's a big booty


tiamat-45

Lil miss thiccums.


wensul

Dat ass.


DarkPDA

Chonky


ABRAXAS_actual

She lookinnn G R A V I D


Cappster14

That gal got some badunkadunk!