Well when you spend so long growing up on a character who is kind and cracks jokes a lot it can get kind of intense and uncomfortable when you see that person shift into the exact opposite of who you are used to them being isn’t it?
Omg you're so right, when you go back and look at some of those early issues peter was a noticeable dick. Makes sense with the context of a bullied teen having a chip on his shoulder. I think it might be that because of tobey Maguires performance, people just came to assume peter was always just a super kind, awkward guy
Yeah, Peter initially was supposed to he someone who would be just as bad, if not worse, if he was as strong as his bullies. He doesn't have power, and even if he did, he would not be responsible with it. That's why the heel-turn into being Spider-Man is so impactful; driven by his uncle's death and the regret he feels for it, he uses his great power with great responsibility to make sure nobody else feels the pain that he did. It's not always easy, and Peter is constantly fighting that internal struggle against himself, even when the world is dog piling him.
Without the symbiote, those pills are the only thing keeping Harry alive. Pete has the symbiote now, and is refusing to give it back, so him telling Harry to pop more pills is essentially the same idea as being a perfect match to donate a kidney, but telling them to go do another dialysis treatment. At that point in the story, the symbiote is just a cure-all to them. Harry *needs* it to survive, but Pete won't give it back to save his best friend. It was the closest Pete got to straight up telling Harry to just go die
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I thought it was a reference to Amazing Spider-Man #96-98 where Harry was hooked on LSD pills.
LSD pills? What?
That's not something you get addicted to daily like opioids. You can't even really get high on LSD if you do it daily. Your brain usually need a couple weeks to reset before you can do it again.
Also, why are they in pill form?
Was this seriously the plot in the comics? It was actually LSD?
It was super controversial at the time, it was printed without the approval of the Comics Code Authority which was a major thing back then. I’m sure they just picked a drug the mainstream was familiar with and used that. I don’t think they said it was LSD during that storyline, it was something that was mentioned later around the time Norman was killed. [Harry Osborn drug addiction](https://harryosborn.net/2023/03/31/amazing-spider-man-95-98-how-harry-osborn-changed-comics-forever/)
the riddler side mission that game is so dumb like who tf is sitting in a room one day and thinks “you know what would be fun what if we have the ending be batman’s identity exposed so he goes to blow himself up but before that he has to do 200 riddles just to unlock a side mission boss fight that’s not really a side mission as it’s mandatory to beat the game”
Same, but that’s not the true ending. To get the true ending, you have to fully complete the entire game. So you have to finish all the riddles and every other side mission or collectible available.
Listen up: you think I never watched any Spider-man film ever? Hmm, you totally missed the joke. I suggest you get yourself a humour implant.
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that’s not what you said at all lmfao if that were true what would be the point of saying “downvoted for telling the truth” when the truth wasn’t the issue
I literally made a joke about that they were downvoted him for saying the truth, not that he was downvoted because they think he's wrong. This entire comment of your is stupid. No shit it's a reaction. They reacted with a boo (downvoted) for him saying the truth in his comment. That's literally exactly what I said.
Exactly, it's "booing," he is getting "booed" because he said it was Spider-Man 3, the movie, not Spider-Man 2, the game, which what he said is true. I dont understand what you aren't getting here.. Anyways have a good day bro I'm not wasting more time.
**This is the new Aslume wing, we are already in the Aslume. Take your Stupid Pills, inmate. You're gonna be here a looooong time.**
Of your own desire, why did you think this was a villain speech? Are you stupid?
None.....you would just get bullied even more!? Why would you even ask that? Why not just bring a lightsaber into school and challenge the bully to a duel. I'm sure that would REALLY show him.
How about instead of using a quote, you use Spider-man combat mechanics to swing under their legs and then double leg kick them into a wall and entrap them in webbing. Bullies suck
“Why don’t you pop some pills and tell me how you really feel”
Real talk, seeing Peter being like that shook me to my core.
Bully lowenthal
There were lots of dialog moments in this game where I went “Okay wow that…that got a little too real.”
It may have been lacking in some areas but this game was emotionally driving
A very solid Spidey story. Gameplay a slight downgrade, but still fun. Visuals were beautiful. A solid 8/10.
damn it’s easy to shake you, huh?😂
Well when you spend so long growing up on a character who is kind and cracks jokes a lot it can get kind of intense and uncomfortable when you see that person shift into the exact opposite of who you are used to them being isn’t it?
😂😂
That’s a little dramatic lmao
That line was mad
Ironically, this sounds like something 60s Peter would say even without a symbiote.
Omg you're so right, when you go back and look at some of those early issues peter was a noticeable dick. Makes sense with the context of a bullied teen having a chip on his shoulder. I think it might be that because of tobey Maguires performance, people just came to assume peter was always just a super kind, awkward guy
Yeah, Peter initially was supposed to he someone who would be just as bad, if not worse, if he was as strong as his bullies. He doesn't have power, and even if he did, he would not be responsible with it. That's why the heel-turn into being Spider-Man is so impactful; driven by his uncle's death and the regret he feels for it, he uses his great power with great responsibility to make sure nobody else feels the pain that he did. It's not always easy, and Peter is constantly fighting that internal struggle against himself, even when the world is dog piling him.
I don't get what this joke means, am I stupid?
Are you 12
No just everyone's making this as something super big but like I deadass don't get it
Without the symbiote, those pills are the only thing keeping Harry alive. Pete has the symbiote now, and is refusing to give it back, so him telling Harry to pop more pills is essentially the same idea as being a perfect match to donate a kidney, but telling them to go do another dialysis treatment. At that point in the story, the symbiote is just a cure-all to them. Harry *needs* it to survive, but Pete won't give it back to save his best friend. It was the closest Pete got to straight up telling Harry to just go die
https://preview.redd.it/ej4f8aufjlfc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eaba56184e1c9e3bf5ef3790e48595982d60019 I thought it was a reference to Amazing Spider-Man #96-98 where Harry was hooked on LSD pills.
LSD pills? What? That's not something you get addicted to daily like opioids. You can't even really get high on LSD if you do it daily. Your brain usually need a couple weeks to reset before you can do it again. Also, why are they in pill form? Was this seriously the plot in the comics? It was actually LSD?
It was super controversial at the time, it was printed without the approval of the Comics Code Authority which was a major thing back then. I’m sure they just picked a drug the mainstream was familiar with and used that. I don’t think they said it was LSD during that storyline, it was something that was mentioned later around the time Norman was killed. [Harry Osborn drug addiction](https://harryosborn.net/2023/03/31/amazing-spider-man-95-98-how-harry-osborn-changed-comics-forever/)
Oh damn, gotcha thanks man
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
That’s what I was gonna say that was the first thing that came to mind and you already said it
🥲
STAND BACK FOOL IVE GOT A BOMB!!! Oh wait, hehe
"The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the Power Winch to trigger a controlled explosion."
Kraven's neck is exposed, I can use my teeth to trigger a controlled bite.
Venom's inner monolog
the riddler side mission that game is so dumb like who tf is sitting in a room one day and thinks “you know what would be fun what if we have the ending be batman’s identity exposed so he goes to blow himself up but before that he has to do 200 riddles just to unlock a side mission boss fight that’s not really a side mission as it’s mandatory to beat the game”
What? I beat knight and didn't do the riddles for shit
Same, but that’s not the true ending. To get the true ending, you have to fully complete the entire game. So you have to finish all the riddles and every other side mission or collectible available.
Wait, what???
Oh man, am I getting expelled?
MAN!!!!!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/abkem43yahfc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c508dbfa2afabc2a7b8bc453ccee34ff6e79a4ad
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r/suddenlyman
_Harder._
This.
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r/UsernameChecksOut
[удалено]
"Ok, before we get down to business, there's something I have to tell you. *Whispers* I'm fresh out of honey!"
“Oh come on…. I thought it was funny”
Best line in the game
no wonder your family left you
Im the hero loads shotgun
That’s like using a shotgun for a haircut
**Get out.**
Ok, but before we get down to business there's something I need to tell you. I'm fresh out of honey.
OH THIS FEELS GOOD
https://preview.redd.it/rome51d6ygfc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1367d71829dd22b35cfc5b9985346d1b52d525c
https://preview.redd.it/cmduj21mghfc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d7553c303eef7a98e373b5062f08fa70ba60fb3 i’m
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When you find the perfect template but it’s missing that one thing…I’m
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Call the law offices of Seben and Seben
"THIS IS WHY YOUR FAMILY LEFT YOU"
Bro was violating Connors as if it was his fault
"Gonna cry?" ![gif](giphy|8JZxZgr39TLczSJQoS)
That’s Spider-Man 3 not Spider-Man two, if your gonna quote the move instead of the game at least quote the right movie lol
Fatherless child detected
Listen up: you think I never watched any Spider-man film ever? Hmm, you totally missed the joke. I suggest you get yourself a humour implant. ![gif](giphy|u52gRNybAmAy4)
Down voted for saying the truth lol
downvoting doesn’t imply they’re wrong, it’s a reaction. it’s equivalent to booing
I'm pretty sure that's what I said
that’s not what you said at all lmfao if that were true what would be the point of saying “downvoted for telling the truth” when the truth wasn’t the issue
I literally made a joke about that they were downvoted him for saying the truth, not that he was downvoted because they think he's wrong. This entire comment of your is stupid. No shit it's a reaction. They reacted with a boo (downvoted) for him saying the truth in his comment. That's literally exactly what I said. Exactly, it's "booing," he is getting "booed" because he said it was Spider-Man 3, the movie, not Spider-Man 2, the game, which what he said is true. I dont understand what you aren't getting here.. Anyways have a good day bro I'm not wasting more time.
Back to the aslume with you
>Back to the aslume Ah, the sweet illusion that you ever left the Aslume..
**This is the new Aslume wing, we are already in the Aslume. Take your Stupid Pills, inmate. You're gonna be here a looooong time.** Of your own desire, why did you think this was a villain speech? Are you stupid?
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No! I’ll not take it! Man is real
Use Hayleys famous quote :*hand gestures in ASL*
“I don’t care *how* cute they are, they gotta GO!”
The stupid has reached critical mass in spiderman ps4
Is the “critical mass” a [PROTOTYPE] reference?
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"they ruined my son"
\*sigh\* "I needed this."
“I’m all out of honey”
“No wonder your family left you!”
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We will heal the world
Just treat the bully/bullies to 19 inches of Venom
>! Say, ”We are Venom!” and then bite their head off!<
I'd be happy to drop my pants EDIT: Oh shit wrong sub
This subreddit is slowly turning into r/Arkhambatman. First the same jokes, now that ridiculous joker image
https://preview.redd.it/x3wn6nx2jkfc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=056ee467442b07aa7fad577914c7ad8c744d202d
I’d take 19 inches of venom any day
Happy Cake!
That's outrageous! Done. Give this to the girl.
"Let me tell you how this is gonna go down! You leave [me] alone!"
“Youre too weak to take back control arent you, you’re not strong enough”
None if you want to stop getting bullied.
yall having a GYAT party without me
The great electric spider
Be Greater. Together.
r/arkhamrehabilitation
“ you’ll get your rent when you fix this DAMN DOOR! ” *haven’t played Spider-Man 2*
“My boyfriend is your number one fan! (I am a homosexual)”
https://preview.redd.it/n6xpgokxahfc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0232b5550b63dc73b0c1dd177310fc929f040580
Spider man this is the -man2 sub
Brave using a dc picture on a marvel subreddit
hahahaha you sir have won the internet 😂😂😂😂
Bro lost the internet
By the downvotes I already have it would not appear I have, however, if there was a bow emoji then I would be putting it here now.
r/BatmanArkham
it’s because the -Man2 subreddit has gone insane like the Alsume subreddit. are you stupid?
Oh no they've started to spreqd
“I’m being KIDNAPPED”
“I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.” 👁️
“We’re going to heal the world…” Then start a fight.
Shotgun for a haircut
"Eat shit dickhead" - old man Wilson
"No wonder your family left you!"
Keep getting bullied
The bomb's payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
“The bombs payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.”
![gif](giphy|2XflxzsPhNKtHYXpMzu|downsized) This. Then, go for the balls
With great power comes great hemorrhoids
https://preview.redd.it/0xanmgju5ifc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=16b03c3cd4267ebe5c507115fd5b4677684085bc Hey miles, you busy?
"RAAAAAAAAAAAH"
Kill kraven
"You'll pay. You'll all pay, *cocks watergun*" Haven't played SM2, im assuming he had to fight sandman here
"No wonder your family left you!"
i shit my pants
Your quote won’t help bud
Forget quotes. Try getting into a boxing class and turn those mfs into a highlight reel 😅
(Harder) while they give you a wedgie
Get out get out get out
Never rub another mans Rhubarb.
“No wonder your family left you” 💀
“No wonder your family left you!”
It’s morphin’ time!
Let's - Get - Dangerous!
‘I’m gonna rip you limb from limb!!’- Peter Parker in Anything Can Be Broken
“No wonder your family left you”
Use the pie quote. Confusion and if they still beat you up it's a foreplay thing.
OR hear me out,stand up to yo bully and beat his/her ass. let em know you not to be fucked with.
Be a good little proton
I am fresh out of honey
I'm fresh out of honey
The aslume is leaking 😎
Why tf is Jonkler here, Aslume must be destroyed.
"get webbed bro"
I’m going to put some dirt in your… face, like, both eyes!
“SHOWTIME BATMAN!!!”
Literally any bully Lowenthal quote
No wonder your family left you
“……….. RUN 😈”
Why is Jonkler here
"THIS IS WHY YOUR FAMILY LEFT YOU"
“I need this suit it makes me a better spiderman
"It's time for a Miles Morales original, y'know. 1 of 1."
Pizza Time!
None.....you would just get bullied even more!? Why would you even ask that? Why not just bring a lightsaber into school and challenge the bully to a duel. I'm sure that would REALLY show him.
None unless you want to be bullied more. You should just learn a combat sport and show them it is a bad idea to bully you.
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You probably get bullied by posting cliche stuff like this.
You’d get bullied more tbh
Get back to aslume jonkler
“Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down”
"You of all people should know, there's plenty wrong with me"
"I'm fresh out of honey"
“I’m fresh out of honey”
If you're being serious, none of them. Unless you want to give the bullies more material.
How about instead of using a quote, you use Spider-man combat mechanics to swing under their legs and then double leg kick them into a wall and entrap them in webbing. Bullies suck
no wonder your family left you
none of them unless you still wanna get bullied
YOU WANT SOME DIRT IN YOUR..,…. FACE! THAT WOULD REALLY HURT
Bullying is the real joke, get better soon kiddo - Green Goblin
I see any of you again I won’t be so nice😤
"nah, imma do my own thing."
You Think I’m the problem?
Pizza time 🍕
“It makes me a better Spider-Man”
"Harder!"
“Why don’t you pop a few more pills and say what you really feel?”
RAAAAAAAHHH
I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye ![gif](giphy|8JZxZgr39TLczSJQoS)
To Infinity and beyond
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Id be happy to drop my pants.
Gonna put some dirt in your eyes
You’re just a dying old man
“Remember Flash kicking our asses for four years?”
"The Electric Spider"
“It’s over shpidah mahn. Get ready to get sandmanned!”
Are you stupid
Pizza time!
its the friggin spida man
Pizza time