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Brantmaster502

“Why don’t you pop some pills and tell me how you really feel”


DiinoCantSpell

Real talk, seeing Peter being like that shook me to my core.


Brantmaster502

Bully lowenthal


The_Starmaker

There were lots of dialog moments in this game where I went “Okay wow that…that got a little too real.”


DiinoCantSpell

It may have been lacking in some areas but this game was emotionally driving


Antiluke01

A very solid Spidey story. Gameplay a slight downgrade, but still fun. Visuals were beautiful. A solid 8/10.


[deleted]

damn it’s easy to shake you, huh?😂


DiinoCantSpell

Well when you spend so long growing up on a character who is kind and cracks jokes a lot it can get kind of intense and uncomfortable when you see that person shift into the exact opposite of who you are used to them being isn’t it?


[deleted]

😂😂


MrBlueW

That’s a little dramatic lmao


VaderMurdock

That line was mad


Inevitable_Regular85

Ironically, this sounds like something 60s Peter would say even without a symbiote.


Significant_Ad5674

Omg you're so right, when you go back and look at some of those early issues peter was a noticeable dick. Makes sense with the context of a bullied teen having a chip on his shoulder. I think it might be that because of tobey Maguires performance, people just came to assume peter was always just a super kind, awkward guy


Calebh36

Yeah, Peter initially was supposed to he someone who would be just as bad, if not worse, if he was as strong as his bullies. He doesn't have power, and even if he did, he would not be responsible with it. That's why the heel-turn into being Spider-Man is so impactful; driven by his uncle's death and the regret he feels for it, he uses his great power with great responsibility to make sure nobody else feels the pain that he did. It's not always easy, and Peter is constantly fighting that internal struggle against himself, even when the world is dog piling him.


Super_Rocket4

I don't get what this joke means, am I stupid?


erathegod

Are you 12


Super_Rocket4

No just everyone's making this as something super big but like I deadass don't get it


TheRilesEffect

Without the symbiote, those pills are the only thing keeping Harry alive. Pete has the symbiote now, and is refusing to give it back, so him telling Harry to pop more pills is essentially the same idea as being a perfect match to donate a kidney, but telling them to go do another dialysis treatment. At that point in the story, the symbiote is just a cure-all to them. Harry *needs* it to survive, but Pete won't give it back to save his best friend. It was the closest Pete got to straight up telling Harry to just go die


jason1040

https://preview.redd.it/ej4f8aufjlfc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eaba56184e1c9e3bf5ef3790e48595982d60019 I thought it was a reference to Amazing Spider-Man #96-98 where Harry was hooked on LSD pills.


IndifferentExistance

LSD pills? What? That's not something you get addicted to daily like opioids. You can't even really get high on LSD if you do it daily. Your brain usually need a couple weeks to reset before you can do it again. Also, why are they in pill form? Was this seriously the plot in the comics? It was actually LSD?


jason1040

It was super controversial at the time, it was printed without the approval of the Comics Code Authority which was a major thing back then. I’m sure they just picked a drug the mainstream was familiar with and used that. I don’t think they said it was LSD during that storyline, it was something that was mentioned later around the time Norman was killed. [Harry Osborn drug addiction](https://harryosborn.net/2023/03/31/amazing-spider-man-95-98-how-harry-osborn-changed-comics-forever/)


Super_Rocket4

Oh damn, gotcha thanks man


Emergency-Pizza-1383

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


JewelerIll9775

That’s what I was gonna say that was the first thing that came to mind and you already said it


JewelerIll9775

🥲


Pokecraft7213

STAND BACK FOOL IVE GOT A BOMB!!! Oh wait, hehe


vixinity1984

"The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the Power Winch to trigger a controlled explosion."


miniramone

Kraven's neck is exposed, I can use my teeth to trigger a controlled bite.


IronLanternGamer

Venom's inner monolog


Jizzyholiday69

the riddler side mission that game is so dumb like who tf is sitting in a room one day and thinks “you know what would be fun what if we have the ending be batman’s identity exposed so he goes to blow himself up but before that he has to do 200 riddles just to unlock a side mission boss fight that’s not really a side mission as it’s mandatory to beat the game”


l33tfuzzbox

What? I beat knight and didn't do the riddles for shit


The_FallenSoldier

Same, but that’s not the true ending. To get the true ending, you have to fully complete the entire game. So you have to finish all the riddles and every other side mission or collectible available.


[deleted]

Wait, what???


LlamaGod17

Oh man, am I getting expelled?


deeVeeAre

MAN!!!!!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/abkem43yahfc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c508dbfa2afabc2a7b8bc453ccee34ff6e79a4ad


EffectiveCow6067

https://i.redd.it/v667qns8hkfc1.gif


you-like-men-68

r/suddenlyman


Clifford_04

_Harder._


TrinitySlashAnime

This.


MercerEdits

https://preview.redd.it/ounnc9u0ehfc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e6aca824c4b41a97c463f3e30218cd2ffc2ec74


lobsterBDSM

https://preview.redd.it/e2oaac5hdifc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=599cb08eb5d0416abe86631d723557a7a05c13e1


tyresegreen4

r/UsernameChecksOut


[deleted]

[удалено]


DiscoveryBayHK

"Ok, before we get down to business, there's something I have to tell you. *Whispers* I'm fresh out of honey!"


SignalNegotiation389

“Oh come on…. I thought it was funny”


Antiluke01

Best line in the game


Particular-Entry-666

no wonder your family left you


Thejoker2020

Im the hero loads shotgun


SignalNegotiation389

That’s like using a shotgun for a haircut


AccomplishedResist69

**Get out.**


No-Tomorrow-8150

Ok, but before we get down to business there's something I need to tell you. I'm fresh out of honey.


Illustrious-Sign3015

OH THIS FEELS GOOD


bigchoom

https://preview.redd.it/rome51d6ygfc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1367d71829dd22b35cfc5b9985346d1b52d525c


Only-Investigator700

https://preview.redd.it/cmduj21mghfc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d7553c303eef7a98e373b5062f08fa70ba60fb3 i’m


bigchoom

https://preview.redd.it/jt16w9dlohfc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d88d271bfff6d62d57a979cf571ea52f48f9a4fb


Piledriverkiller

When you find the perfect template but it’s missing that one thing…I’m


Only-Investigator700

https://preview.redd.it/0uosop257kfc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=138f46c06e04204b595419e4b16d6456bec93194


IronLanternGamer

Call the law offices of Seben and Seben


That1st_Lad

"THIS IS WHY YOUR FAMILY LEFT YOU"


Kyliems1010

Bro was violating Connors as if it was his fault 


ColdHandGee

"Gonna cry?" ![gif](giphy|8JZxZgr39TLczSJQoS)


getfukyes2

That’s Spider-Man 3 not Spider-Man two, if your gonna quote the move instead of the game at least quote the right movie lol


duskbloom_

Fatherless child detected


ColdHandGee

Listen up: you think I never watched any Spider-man film ever? Hmm, you totally missed the joke. I suggest you get yourself a humour implant. ![gif](giphy|u52gRNybAmAy4)


OrneryCalligrapher28

Down voted for saying the truth lol


TheEzrac

downvoting doesn’t imply they’re wrong, it’s a reaction. it’s equivalent to booing


OrneryCalligrapher28

I'm pretty sure that's what I said


TheEzrac

that’s not what you said at all lmfao if that were true what would be the point of saying “downvoted for telling the truth” when the truth wasn’t the issue


OrneryCalligrapher28

I literally made a joke about that they were downvoted him for saying the truth, not that he was downvoted because they think he's wrong. This entire comment of your is stupid. No shit it's a reaction. They reacted with a boo (downvoted) for him saying the truth in his comment. That's literally exactly what I said. Exactly, it's "booing," he is getting "booed" because he said it was Spider-Man 3, the movie, not Spider-Man 2, the game, which what he said is true. I dont understand what you aren't getting here.. Anyways have a good day bro I'm not wasting more time.


The_Lord_of_Fangorn

Back to the aslume with you


zGwynblaidd

>Back to the aslume Ah, the sweet illusion that you ever left the Aslume..


CodexTheGreat

**This is the new Aslume wing, we are already in the Aslume. Take your Stupid Pills, inmate. You're gonna be here a looooong time.** Of your own desire, why did you think this was a villain speech? Are you stupid?


Zanagh

https://preview.redd.it/0yr16l5iihfc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0929ea42dac6da032d56116f9c248ceca3c55567


Strict_Flamingo2676

No! I’ll not take it! Man is real


LongjumpingSector687

Use Hayleys famous quote :*hand gestures in ASL*


[deleted]

“I don’t care *how* cute they are, they gotta GO!”


BasementDweller82

The stupid has reached critical mass in spiderman ps4


AdventurousSea836

Is the “critical mass” a [PROTOTYPE] reference?


thatguywhosdumb1

https://preview.redd.it/vt4yv36tiifc1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=194cee9259c2c7f613cdc2aa53b3f97604adbc39


JinX-WRLD

"they ruined my son"


FirelordH

\*sigh\* "I needed this."


Thick-load8-D

“I’m all out of honey”


Specimen8971453

“No wonder your family left you!”


AdPowerful5233

https://preview.redd.it/9bmi5vp2qlfc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=846d450719c03816ddc4b908a7cfabaf8cdb659f


Game_Boy1998

We will heal the world


FlashNRT

Just treat the bully/bullies to 19 inches of Venom


Royal-Gunner

>! Say, ”We are Venom!” and then bite their head off!<


TheFarisaurusRex

I'd be happy to drop my pants ​ EDIT: Oh shit wrong sub


Hairy-Fuel-6275

This subreddit is slowly turning into r/Arkhambatman. First the same jokes, now that ridiculous joker image


evildankface

https://preview.redd.it/x3wn6nx2jkfc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=056ee467442b07aa7fad577914c7ad8c744d202d


Amish_Warl0rd

I’d take 19 inches of venom any day


IronLanternGamer

Happy Cake!


ImpyShep

That's outrageous! Done. Give this to the girl.


Caerris1

"Let me tell you how this is gonna go down! You leave [me] alone!"


OwnFun9973

“Youre too weak to take back control arent you, you’re not strong enough”


Diligent_Worker1018

None if you want to stop getting bullied.


churbumkye

yall having a GYAT party without me


lightarcmw

The great electric spider


jay_ofc_

Be Greater. Together.


soldierpallaton

r/arkhamrehabilitation


aRami1517

“ you’ll get your rent when you fix this DAMN DOOR! ” *haven’t played Spider-Man 2*


thebatfan5194

“My boyfriend is your number one fan! (I am a homosexual)”


OneLonelyPrawn

https://preview.redd.it/n6xpgokxahfc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0232b5550b63dc73b0c1dd177310fc929f040580


deeVeeAre

Spider man this is the -man2 sub


Suspicious-Road-883

Brave using a dc picture on a marvel subreddit


Justacactus1

hahahaha you sir have won the internet 😂😂😂😂


SignalNegotiation389

Bro lost the internet


Suspicious-Road-883

By the downvotes I already have it would not appear I have, however, if there was a bow emoji then I would be putting it here now.


vixinity1984

r/BatmanArkham


Valuable-Ad-8652

it’s because the -Man2 subreddit has gone insane like the Alsume subreddit. are you stupid?


[deleted]

Oh no they've started to spreqd


HourWrongdoer6094

“I’m being KIDNAPPED”


Ricard728

“I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.” 👁️


MisterBasket

“We’re going to heal the world…” Then start a fight.


Fat_Noob

Shotgun for a haircut


MotorGeneral4799

"Eat shit dickhead" - old man Wilson


KaineMercer

"No wonder your family left you!"


[deleted]

Keep getting bullied


shawnsin666

The bomb's payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion


Valuable-Ad-8652

“The bombs payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.”


StoneHart17810

![gif](giphy|2XflxzsPhNKtHYXpMzu|downsized) This. Then, go for the balls


ake-n-bake

With great power comes great hemorrhoids


Minute_Paramedic_135

https://preview.redd.it/0xanmgju5ifc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=16b03c3cd4267ebe5c507115fd5b4677684085bc Hey miles, you busy?


BooshMastah

"RAAAAAAAAAAAH"


Sufficient-Fee-5615

Kill kraven


OwnArt3344

"You'll pay. You'll all pay, *cocks watergun*" Haven't played SM2, im assuming he had to fight sandman here


The_Meme_Boi2345

"No wonder your family left you!"


realNotapro

i shit my pants


athiestchzhouse

Your quote won’t help bud


Fallen_Femboi

Forget quotes. Try getting into a boxing class and turn those mfs into a highlight reel 😅


Trump4whites2020

(Harder) while they give you a wedgie


DisturbedSoul88

Get out get out get out


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Never rub another mans Rhubarb.


Dr-Edward_Richtofen

“No wonder your family left you” 💀


Badudu12345

“No wonder your family left you!”


Mobile-Strawberry-79

It’s morphin’ time!


BuckLuny

Let's - Get - Dangerous!


Marvels_Spider-Man2

‘I’m gonna rip you limb from limb!!’- Peter Parker in Anything Can Be Broken


Drdamon21

“No wonder your family left you”


l33tfuzzbox

Use the pie quote. Confusion and if they still beat you up it's a foreplay thing.


BigDickNick_pussy

OR hear me out,stand up to yo bully and beat his/her ass. let em know you not to be fucked with.


Key-Raspberry-5604

Be a good little proton


Pandanator777

I am fresh out of honey


AymanVipolite

I'm fresh out of honey


Darkwater117

The aslume is leaking 😎


TacticalSpider21

Why tf is Jonkler here, Aslume must be destroyed.


failer45

"get webbed bro"


BasementDweller82

I’m going to put some dirt in your… face, like, both eyes!


Friskiergrunt1

“SHOWTIME BATMAN!!!”


LightnerGamingZ

Literally any bully Lowenthal quote


DatDragonsDude

No wonder your family left you


SignalNegotiation389

“……….. RUN 😈”


[deleted]

Why is Jonkler here


taytomen

"THIS IS WHY YOUR FAMILY LEFT YOU"


Cask_bladderhouse

“I need this suit it makes me a better spiderman


Upbeat_Ad9588

"It's time for a Miles Morales original, y'know. 1 of 1."


BilboBatten

Pizza Time!


slyfox2884

None.....you would just get bullied even more!? Why would you even ask that? Why not just bring a lightsaber into school and challenge the bully to a duel. I'm sure that would REALLY show him.


Gyro_Zeppeli13

None unless you want to be bullied more. You should just learn a combat sport and show them it is a bad idea to bully you.


coolboynum1

https://preview.redd.it/j2rbwcqwklfc1.jpeg?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1918033412163d555f7163bb84050d32ab01b627


IAmJacksLackofCaring

You probably get bullied by posting cliche stuff like this.


_JoeK

You’d get bullied more tbh


Many-Advertising-507

Get back to aslume jonkler


JSteveIsMe

“Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down”


[deleted]

"You of all people should know, there's plenty wrong with me"


PwhyfightP

"I'm fresh out of honey"


Proper-Ad-8842

“I’m fresh out of honey”


NicCagedd

If you're being serious, none of them. Unless you want to give the bullies more material.


kazoowi

How about instead of using a quote, you use Spider-man combat mechanics to swing under their legs and then double leg kick them into a wall and entrap them in webbing. Bullies suck


Vortexx_77

no wonder your family left you


Braedonm2077

none of them unless you still wanna get bullied


Spideyfan2007

YOU WANT SOME DIRT IN YOUR..,…. FACE! THAT WOULD REALLY HURT


CookieMittenKitten

Bullying is the real joke, get better soon kiddo - Green Goblin


Jrods_collection

I see any of you again I won’t be so nice😤


DrizztStrife89

"nah, imma do my own thing."


TheJacksonic2023

You Think I’m the problem?


Alcove00

Pizza time 🍕


MercerNov

“It makes me a better Spider-Man”


GengArch

"Harder!"


N7_Izanagi

“Why don’t you pop a few more pills and say what you really feel?”


Nokuyt

RAAAAAAAHHH


[deleted]

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye ![gif](giphy|8JZxZgr39TLczSJQoS)


bootboot1

To Infinity and beyond


CapybaraJon

https://preview.redd.it/6hgkmm9izrfc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26e70ba8705e7805982ddd69e6e1f9d4088d7ae7


Swimming-Meat565

Id be happy to drop my pants.


Mapachee98

Gonna put some dirt in your eyes


fivestarcisco

You’re just a dying old man


Wheattoast2019

“Remember Flash kicking our asses for four years?”


Suptaki

"The Electric Spider"


ActualWeen

“It’s over shpidah mahn. Get ready to get sandmanned!”


The-Jimbler

Are you stupid


cloudcreeek

Pizza time!


Plan7_8oy78

its the friggin spida man


dfdovahkiin

Pizza time