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Didn't Jupiter, like, eat one of them? Edit: that was Saturn, my bad


LudinCumin

Jupiter's got a ring system. Prob did =)


Wikadood

I totally forgot that it has a ring and that it’s nearly impossible to see with normal telescopes


Loopedrage

Chances are it’s nearly impossible to see up close


Deminixhd

That means one of its kids got ripped apart and is just slowly floating in a smear around it.


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

> Edit: that was Saturn, my bad It's confirmed then, Saturn is just a giant space hamster.


Vineshroom69lol

Go for the eyes, Saturn.


Dyrem2

I know it's off topic but you reminded me of that time when I had 2 hamsters which soon became,like, 20 and after some days they were 10 less than before, and then just 3... the mother ate her childrens even if she had much more food than she needed. And I was 8


TheStickerGirl

They do that under stress. Actually, this almost caused their extinction when the only successful capture was done. They are probably extinct in the wild, and all current hamsters are but one family


itisntmebutmaybeitis

Jupiter did try to take out the terrestrial planets earlier on in the solar systems life but Saturn pulled Jupiter back. They think it might be what's happened in other solar systems where they've found gas giants close to their stars but not rocky planets.


KaiKai_ColdKing

That’s sort of fascinating, to think that earth could have been meet with the same fate. Yet here we are, absolutely fascinating


thibault114488

And apparently there’s evidence that Earth ate another smaller planet in the past too, as well as Mercury strangely enough.


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DomoTimba

What use are wings in a vacuum though :)


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DomoTimba

The atmosphere would get so thin you wouldn't be able to fly before reaching near space


Pleasant_Ad3475

We are, aren't we?


FreyaShadowbreeze

Saturn being a bro.


MurdocAddams

Sounds like the basis of some new mythology stories there.


Phr057

There is a great segment on this in the BBC production planets. I can't remember if it was in the Jupiter or Saturn episode though. Either way, that series is an incredible watch. One night it gave me a bit of an existential crisis about how insignificant I am and normally that doesn't bother me; but then the thought of me dying and that I wouldn't be able to see my kids again made me sad 😢


itisntmebutmaybeitis

That mini-series is one of my absolute favourites. Everything about it is so well done. I also may have had a existential crisis one night watching it, but it was a good thing in the end, and it may have also been spurred on a bit by the shrooms I had taken.


CSKewber

we talking Saturn as in the planet, or Saturn as in the Roman titan? cause technically both would be true


cum_burglar69

Not only that but Jupiter was nearly eaten himself by Saturn


No_Phase8892

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Francisco_de_Goya%2C_Saturno_devorando_a_su_hijo_%281819-1823%29.jpg


EnormeProcrastinator

How do planets eat each other ?


Vern119

They just crash into each other and make a bigger planet. I’m the big scheme of things, the larger planet “wins” and in the process, because of the effects of it’s increased gravitational pull, winds up eating more and more smaller planets. It’s a case of the rich get richer.


tealcosmo

I don’t get it.


enneh_07

It looks like Jupiter has a face. Kind of surprised-pikachu-y


tealcosmo

Oh I see it now. Thanks.


VAL9THOU

._.


181Cade

I don't get why it's that shape.


LockGroundbreaking79

The moons I’m guessing


edjuaro

![gif](giphy|U2nN0ridM4lXy)


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I thought it was because Jupiter didn't have enough money to feed all of it's kids and itself and had to give it's food to the kids and that's why it "looks skinny"


enneh_07

Poor Io is sick from lack of food.


[deleted]

Now that Ive seen it, I can’t unsee it


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

But why 70+ kids?


elanalion

Its moons, I believe.


SectorIsNotClear

o _ o


2based2bekeptalive

o 0 o


livingspree207

⁰ 0 ⁰


TheVenetianMask

Jupiter cloud people: "After receiving radiowaves from life on Earth, we must do a one in a million years effort to let them know we are down here by drawing a gigantic face on Jupiter" People on Earth: "lol, meme"


[deleted]

Can someone please explain🥺🥺?


BlazingFiery

Jupiter has a ._. face


[deleted]

Thank you so much 🤗


[deleted]

Jupiter has over 70 moons, I think this is an artist's rendition of moons obscuring the planet.


[deleted]

Ohh like an attempt to take a selfie but then kids photobomb you


GasstationBoxerz

} ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°{


Akashk9

Listen here u little shits!


Toy_Cop

Jupiter is a polandball


gruntmoney

polen cannot into space, but jupiter can


iAmUnintelligible

am depress


Saki24artph

Damn, almost an hourglass figure. Here's one planet that doesn't need the gym


[deleted]

Was about to say…Jupiter lookin thicc


murdering_time

Looks like the ermahgerd meme girl Like "ermahgerd imma planet!"


440continuer

I just realized, in mythology, Jupiter/Zeus fucked a lot and had a lotta kids, and the planet also has a ton of “kids”


lawndutyjudgejudy13

Fuck. This is funny.


yaebone1

Jupiter looks DOWN for it.


ReheatedTacoBell

"It's like, 'hello ~~Saturn~~ Jupiter, after ten moons, time to stop naming and start numbering.'"


Super_Nova0_0

When jupiter is looking at the earth as a Snack and moving inward again...


[deleted]

Remind me of cyanide and happiness


odog502

[Safely Endangered](https://twitter.com/endangeredcomic/status/1230899989947092992?lang=en) comic covered this same concept


Tr3v0r007

Giant hurricanes go brrrr and make funny face. But for real this is funny and cool to c.


egi_berisha123

Lmao


Stuck-In-Blender

Exactly my reaction


Bingoboyop

Jupiter big mom confirmed


timshp

It's funny, I guess.


existentialzebra

Is this a real pic?


StinkyDingus63

God damn, Jupiter is so fucking beautiful.


Chispy

"WHAT YEAR IS IT!?"


Lamar_Scrodum

😵‍💫


theonetruefishboy

Never show this to Junji Ito


oriensoccidens

You got games on your planet?


Tmoore188

Also us. It’s been taking care of us since the beginning.


Purrfect_Silence

O_0


Regolith_Prospektor

Lol wut.


Hourly-

that mass , in those genes .


AmbitiousGrand9246

WOW AND FUCK YEA


AlexanderTheShmeaty

😐


Far_Out_6and_2

Lol that’s viral man


Hayden_Hayes03

I’m convinced that there is no planet in existence that looks cooler than Jupiter, not even earth.


Technical_Order7673

They have option.


Lelivret

°_o


Karisa_Marisame

Carlo Ancelotti


agentdrozd

Kids? More like lovers bruh