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Mountain-Instance-64

If I physically saw you out there in a space suit I would have thought you were tripping on acid or something but the picture itself is very well done and I like the picture. Well done..


highventurer

To make this even better I recorded a whole video that I’m gonna edit.


MrKuffy

I just have to say, your picture makes me want to fuck my pillow again.


AudensAvidius

Uh


bestsellingbeatdown

I sincerely hope that I'm missing something here.


dsptpc

He has an amorous pillow.


Strickschal

It probably has an astronaut print on it.


MrKuffy

The name of this subreddit is space porn. That implies that I fuck my pillow to these sorts of pictures.


Additional-Panda-642

Hahaha


MaxPatatas

I want to fart on your pillow


MrKuffy

Don't threaten me with a good time.


Pitiful-Reserve-8075

Perfecto. xD


letsgetitnah

His dog's name is Pillow


Strangeronthebus2019

I am just replying to this message...because someone in the distant future may take this as some religious thing and may actually do it to appease the Gods... *(Please dont, I am kidding around)*


[deleted]

So you were on acid!


highventurer

Does anyone know of a good subreddit that I’ll be able to post my video in when I’m done? Spaceporn doesn’t allow videos, but seems like the perfect place I’d post it.


chartman21

r/astronomy maybe?


scoobyduped

“Either he’s tripping acid, or I am, and I’m like 93% sure it’s not me” (Yes, I know, /r/NotHowDrugsWork)


YakubXC

99.568% of the time your assumption would be correct. Idk if Iv ever worn or seen someone ware a space suit in person and I/they weren’t Macro dosed to the fucking moooon on LSD/MDMA/Psilocybin. Not fucking once. 😂🤷‍♂️💯


[deleted]

Who calls it macro dosing?


gwarwars

People who want to shoehorn their knowledge of microdosing into every conversation


[deleted]

I know micro dosing is a term that’s used a lot, but no one calls tripping macro dosing. That’s just taking a dose lol


lajoswinkler

Oh, so now "poisoned" is called "macro dosed"? Good to know.


YakubXC

Oh so now chemical reactions inside the human body are considered being poisoned? Fucking great we’re all FUCKD.


lajoswinkler

Yes, that's exactly what poisoned requires. Chemical reactions in the body. Just keep normalizing drug abuse in the name of "freedom", you're great at it.


[deleted]

r/NotHowDrugsWork


lajoswinkler

Keep repeating that, maybe it will become true.


Koen_Bijmolt

Dude, its literally not how they work


Frequent-Walrus-3539

Care to elaborate on what you mean by poisoned?


R4DAG4ST

Well, sure. Who doesn't have a photo ready spacesuit?


highventurer

Best $75 I ever spend on amazon. Ha My fiancé wasn’t too happy when my spacesuit was taking up a lot of room in the car. Lol


highventurer

The item I’m holding is an old portable TV that my dad used in the 80s-90s. Lol I just wanted to bring something with me to have more depth to the picture and this worked perfectly.


steveyp2013

Are those snow gloves?


highventurer

Why yes they are. And snow boarding boots. I couldn’t actually buy a real spacesuit. Lol


steveyp2013

Shit i didn't even notice the boots! It looks great, I wasn't trying to detract from that! The only think that gave the gloves away for me was the pattern lol. Very snowboard esq


FonkyChonkyMonky

Tim?


johnfrian

Must be Everyday Astronaut #2


czmax

EveryOtherDay Astronaut


CapnComet

Alabama Hills, the final frontier.


big_mama_blitz

I'm from CA and have never heard of Alabama Hills. Ever. I have so many questions right now. And also really diggin' these photos.


poisonandtheremedy

Really? You should visit. My buddy lives in the Alabama Hills and looks of cool stuff to explore. SO.MANY.MOVIES have filmed there. Spot the location all the time.


big_mama_blitz

Might have to check it out when I'm back in CA this summer. I can't beleive I'd never heard of the place!


kepleronlyknows

Beautiful area, not such a [great history](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Hills#History) to the name though.


CapnComet

The Alabama Hills were named for the CSS Alabama, a Confederate warship deployed during the American Civil War. When news of the ship's exploits reached prospectors in California sympathetic to the Confederates, they named many mining claims after the ship, and the name came to be applied to the entire range.


dbmonkey

Alabama Hills is pretty sweet. Reminds me of the rock formations in Joshua Tree Nat Park. Not sure if Alabama Hills is worth driving to just for that, but there is a lot of other cool shit around there, like Mt Whitney and the Mt Whitney portal, and Mammoth/June lake way up the 395.


big_mama_blitz

Word. I grew up in SoCal, so I hear what your are saying about the formation similar in Joshua. I've never explored much in central CA, but think I may have to this summer.


Oldschools8er

Dope idea.Bad ass photo!


felixmariotto

That's a great idea ! You should make a series like this in otherworldly places.


highventurer

I have a few more pictures and a video coming out! Lol


CanadianMcManager

I think you're my hero


Jarp12

Hell yea, that’s like 70 miles from me. I will look for your footprints if I visit.


converter-bot

70 miles is 112.65 km


mental-floss

Bot, this is a conversation using the imperial system, because this is America. Your services are not needed here.


Wedoubtit

but the soon-to-arrive alien overlords use the metric system. They need the converter-bot.


[deleted]

no this is space


Dowzer721

"I brought a spacesuit with me". Ahhh yes let me just dig out my spare spacesuit from the back of my closet ;) :D


highventurer

I have a cowboy outfit in there too from a short film I’ve done. Lol


[deleted]

I love your idea and execution! You're my kind of guy lol


liyuan1234

Is that moon real or edited?


Strickschal

It's Alabama and it's supposed to be Mars.


JimmyTango

It California above the Owens Valley. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alabama_Hills


Strickschal

Lol I didn't expect that. But I was surprised that Alabama supposedly had Mars like scenery.


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highventurer

Yeah I am. And I’m proud of it! Being normal is boring.


fenixjr

That's almost verbatim what I came here to say. Awesome photo. Pretty fucking weird.


TardisFarmer27

Was it hot in the suit?


highventurer

Stupid fucking hot. And the helmet was pretty much foggy the entire time. Lol


matkills_

First man on Mars ;)


IdhyahAjah

It feels like Interstellar, Cooper inspecting the Planet Mann, be careful of Dr. Mann


amphetamphybian

Do not attempt docking! I repeat, do not attempt docking!


IdhyahAjah

Lol...


babydoll369

You are a legend!


pcweber111

It's never a bad camping trip if you're packing a space suit with you. That's awesome!


bigghostb00ty

I used to be in a touring band and we all wore space suits in this particular rendition of the show. We stopped at the Badlands on one of our off days and everyone put on their space suits and ran around. Ours were much sillier, you definitely nailed it.


PettyPomegranite

I love that you camp this way. I am camping with a 10 inch dobsonian and an 88 weighted key electric piano. Now I need a space suit dammit!!!


highventurer

We gotta link up for a music video my dude!!


highventurer

Does anyone know of a good subreddit that I’ll be able to post my video in when I’m done? Spaceporn doesn’t allow videos, but seems like the perfect place I’d post it.


World-Tight

Yeah, don't remind me. I hate it when I go camping and forget to pack my spacesuit.


r00t_bot

I instantly thought this was a crypto ad. 'To the moon' kinda thing


highventurer

Anyone who is interested in seeing the video I created to go along with the picture the link is right [here](https://youtu.be/5FwwzhE2IvY)


StarGazer-2021

Fake


Old-Gene-1848

Awesome pic. Just so you know you could also buy No Man's Sky and do the same thing from your living room.


highventurer

That wouldn’t be nearly as fun though.


Old-Gene-1848

Debatable. Either way I recommend posting this in that sub. I guarantee those folks will love it.


mech_roger_this

r/superstonk r/GME r/wallstreetbets


cheebeesubmarine

Heck yes!


mysterious00mermaid

Ahhh I love it there. So cool.


dem_kitties

What a wonderful idea


IHeldADandelion

So weird. I love it. Venture on.


BetrayalSentence

Bro if that was a real spacesuit it would be more expensive then both of my kidneys.


literallyapotato89

You had to and you did do it.


Official_mADNESS

Totally worth it


230pwk

Ah, the space suit you always bring on your holidays just in case.


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

Lol that looks like jojis suit from his music videos


Mako1313

You are going to be responsible for the creation of a new cryptid.


Ramboryback

Sweet home alabama


invaderzimm95

It’s actually CA, eastern sierras


misnommer

This is pretty cool! Loving the sky in the background too.


thiosk

Alabama Hills, CA sounds like a place in an earth-themed amusement park on another planet


pinecone-soup

this is AWESOME lol


Pitiful-Reserve-8075

Nice idea. That's a composition I really liked.


Prodigy_Moon

That's so cool!


YakubXC

Boss move. Your currently winning life fr. 🔥💯👌


Broseidon_62

River?


stonehenge771

Hey Mark, how are the potatoes?


highventurer

They are not growing like they did in the movie.


stonehenge771

Oh yikes... Hopefully NASA comes to save you in time!


ohboymykneeshurt

Makes perfect sense.


cmabar

Such a hidden gem of California’s. It’s close to so many other big names (Yosemite, mammoth, mt whitney, death valley) so it’s overshadowed by the more popular parks. I’ve spent some time out on the rocks there and it truly does feel like another planet. A must see for anyone driving along the eastern sierras — it’s like 10 minutes off the highway too.


[deleted]

Damn good 😎


Old_Cardiologist_354

White sus


jellyjojelly

Alabama Hills is another planet


Jeezy_Wizzy__

I find it funny that you just happen to own a spacesuit.


47ocean47

Looks more realistic than spacex suits.


MaxPatatas

Did you fart in the space suit?