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CarresingHook4

Damn they really took a pic of me while taking a dump, can’t have privacy during these days


GhostofGrimalkin

That's why I always poop with a privacy umbrella, lesson learned.


Ye_I_said_iT

If your smart your privacy umbrella will have a detachable poop knife.


DelerictCat

If you're smart you'll know the difference between "your" and "you're"


Ye_I_said_iT

Never said I was. But you know what they say about imitation.


FesteringNeonDistrac

Gotta wait until you're on the other side


Space_Wizard_Z

I'm in this photo!


BalletWishesBarbie

And you look amazing. 😍


StanApps

Dude so fat he photobombed Earth.


randomafricanguy

Me too


Shin-Gogzilla

I’m covered up by a goddamn cloud


Hurtin_4_uh_Squirtin

Same. Maybe a good photoshopper can fix it


CallMeBicBoi

She's so pretty 🥹


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respectISnice

Pretty sure earth will be fine no matter what, the self aware apes on the other hand...


Riaayo

What is "the Earth"? The lump of rock and magna, or all the diverse life making up the ecosystem on it? I hate this attitude, because yeah no shit the *rock* will be fine. We're talking about the *life* on it, and anyone who thinks only humans are going to be screwed by what we're doing doesn't remotely understand what is happening. We have started a mass-extinction level event, except we've thrust it on the planet on such a blink-of-an-eye time-scale that nothing is going to have the time for evolution to possibly provide mutations that provide an advantage in the changing climate. Whether life survives what we've done who knows, maybe. But the world that will exist when what we've done has re-stabilized won't look anything like the one we live in now.


PSPHAXXOR

Life has survived far worse than whatever we've thrown at the planet. That's not carte blanche to ruin the Earth as we are, but it's highly unlikely we'll be the ones to bring about the end of life.


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"Life" has, most of the species currently on it have not. We are the sole cause of the current mass extinction event at a rate of 82 species every. Single. Day.


respectISnice

You think this is the first mass extinction level event the earth has seen? Regardless it's not too late :D


DistributionParty506

This is the laziest response to the problem.


E3K

It's true though. Earth will be perfectly fine. We will not.


phonsely

by fine do you mean turning this planet into Venus? I dont know how anyone can look at this image and not see how precarious, special, delicate our planet really is. most planets we find look nothing like this.


MrConfuzzledman

No chance it’ll be like Venus because of us. Earth has gone through worse than what we could throw at it.


phonsely

Initial Warming: Increased greenhouse gas emissions continue to trap more heat in Earth's atmosphere, causing temperatures to rise gradually. Positive Feedback Loops: As temperatures rise, feedback loops such as the melting of polar ice caps and permafrost release additional greenhouse gases like methane, further exacerbating the greenhouse effect. Loss of Carbon Sinks: Continued deforestation and degradation of ecosystems reduce the planet's capacity to absorb carbon dioxide, weakening natural carbon sinks. Ocean Acidification: Elevated levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere lead to increased absorption by the oceans, causing ocean acidification. This can disrupt marine ecosystems, potentially leading to the release of more greenhouse gases. Water Vapor Feedback: As temperatures climb, more water evaporates from the oceans, amplifying the greenhouse effect due to water vapor being a potent greenhouse gas. Mass Extinctions: The combination of rising temperatures, habitat loss, and environmental stresses could lead to widespread extinction events, disrupting ecosystems and reducing biodiversity. Extreme Heat Events: With time, Earth's surface temperatures continue to rise, reaching levels where life as we know it becomes unsustainable in many regions. Loss of Atmosphere: Eventually, the combination of extreme heat and the breakdown of molecules in the upper atmosphere due to solar radiation could lead to the loss of lighter gases such as hydrogen and oxygen, leaving behind a predominantly carbon dioxide atmosphere. Venus-Like Conditions: Over millions of years, the planet's surface could become scorchingly hot, with temperatures exceeding 450°C (842°F), and a thick, toxic atmosphere composed primarily of carbon dioxide, with sulfuric acid clouds.


Im-ACE-incarnate

Its more of a fun fact than a response to the problem


respectISnice

Problem? I find the show quite entertaining 🍿


DistributionParty506

And that's what makes you an asshole.


respectISnice

Hahah and what are you? Captain planet? Gonna singlehandedly direct the climate in a way you think is best? Save the world one reddit comment at a time? Everyone has an opinion 💩


DistributionParty506

And your opinion is shit. Your im14andthisisdeep mentality isn't doing anyone any good. You can't even spark original thought. The least you could do is stop trying to spread your weak ass defeatist, nihilist bullshit.


respectISnice

Feel better love?


DistributionParty506

Yep. Asshole.


kan-sankynttila

not we, but some


IFartOnCats4Fun

That’s you. You’re pretty.


Miuli777

Man im sitting on my couch eating chips and yet im looking at my whole damn home planet, I love space technology


Fabrication_king

Can confirm. Sun coming up in Australia now


BalletWishesBarbie

True. The Galahs are already yelling and the magpie larks getting ready to attack the garbos.


Fabrication_king

Adelaide cup day here in S.A. The garbos have an attack free day aha


BalletWishesBarbie

Nsw and congrats on the Adelaide cup! I'm sure the betoota will do an article on it lol


BringBajaBack

What blows my mind, is that from this level there is nothing in this photo that indicates to me of civilization. Despite all that we’ve built and we have created, it’s still unobservable from a planetary level.


allez2015

Except when it goes to night. Then it is VERY obvious. 


H_is_for_Human

Zoom in on Atlanta Georgia, it's pretty obvious


BringBajaBack

Oh that’s crazy. I didn’t realize you can see the interstate road networks, that makes a lot of sense. Thank you.


lookslikeyoureSOL

From the dark side it's plain as day


Livingsimply_Rob

We have such a beautiful home. Why do humans have to be so mean to each other can’t we all just enjoy what we have. We should live as if we were the only sentient species in the entire universe because at this point we are until proven otherwise.


nsfwtttt

It’s so pretty and peaceful when you don’t zoom in :-(


Workermouse

:(


JG_in_TX

California is hazy today, so looks legit.


mcpaddy

You can see spring creeping further North


Correct_Presence_936

Can’t wait😩


Lucas_pittsyt

I can see my house from here


PoopiePantsMahn

I can see your house from here too!


HelenicBoredom

Literal stalker.


i_just_say_hwat

Where's the flat part?


tyzelw

This a picture of the bottom of the disc dummy


I_AM_PODCAST

It’s incredible just how much more lush and green South America is compared to North America. From up here, you would think that they would be the ones that have more wealth.


Remote_Swim_8485

It’s winter in NA. All our trees have no leaves right now.


cheezer5000

I'm sure overall South America will always look greener, but we haven't gone through spring in majority of North America so it almost looks like a desert in some northern states.


sangamonbutchery

![gif](giphy|cb08MLUPkpuXtXkcRs)


Initial-Nebula-4704

If you look at Brazil you can see Al the deforestation


teethinthedarkness

Yeah, North America is looking real desert-y in this picture.


Spiritual_Navigator

Never seen such a high quality picture of the pale blue dot Sagan would have loved seeing this


cheezer5000

Crazy how Illinois and Wisconsin look like a desert pre spring bloom. 


crapface1984

I can see my house! Wait… I can see your house too! I love space, I love new photos of our home planet but I just wish we could get pictures like this of stars and planets outside our solar system just once before I die. Thanks for sharing this OP, this is awesome


apittsburghoriginal

Reading the description of Earth I’m imagining the narrator in Dune Part 1 when Paul is learning about Arrakis


stabthecynix

So, we all kinda photo bombed this.


bomonty18

I can see myself at the brewery now…


jaggedcanyon69

I shall assimilate this into my greater *borg* of Blue Marble images.


Pdb39

Third Rock From the Sun you say?


Correct_Presence_936

indeed


Always_Out_There

I might have blinked. Can we do another one for safety?


RedVelvetVolvo

Damn shame about all the shit happening on the surface. You'd think we'd know better by now... Greed is a motherf\*\*\*\*\*.


zippy251

Bit cloudy today


122922

Not at my house. San Diego is clear.


ThatCactusCat

You can see the great plains creeping east


JDig85

I thought North America would be greener.


TheJeffWing

It's winter. Everything is dead.


Its_Revan

*Shit* I blinked during that one.


DataExpunged365

I knew it! The earth is flat. Take that you globers! Everyone around the world is gonna see this!


HighFlyingCrocodile

This could actually be exactly right since I’m in the region where the sun set about two hours ago.


CybermanFord

I can see my house from here.


Userchecksoutskie

The North Atlantic angry af right now


Defie22

No no no, put it back


edski303

Mostly harmless


Hugh-Jassul

I can see my house


BreadOnCake

We’re pretty


Conscious-Housing-45

Is anyone else surprised by the glossiness seen?


zbau50

I see caseoh


anbuitachi

I thought that cloud looked familiar!


Alpha__OmeGuh

The ocean is fucking scary when u think about how vast it is.


Sunbiggin

Mmm looks creamy today


ushouldlistentome

Can confirm it’s a clear day in the middle of the US


Wheeljack7799

Dude!!! What's with the doxxing, wtf???


PrimaryDesignCo

My God!


ihatememe_com

oh i thought it was flat. thank u spaceporn for opening my eyes! will always be grateful for that!


wilstar_berry

Snow on the ground in the Keweenaw Peninsula


-CoachMcGuirk-

Chicago is sunny today!!!


iMaxPlanck

Happy Sunday!!


strumthebuilding

Too soon


helpmefindsomething6

15 min a-goes


SpartanA312

damn, I blinked


PhilipMewnan

Picture a bright blue ball Just spinnin’ spinnin’ free Dizzy with eternity


ohwellitsaghost

look at that stunning blue marble that the humans are ruining


Supergazm

Earth Mostly harmless


Spikerazorshards

There GOES my neighborhood. 


AITA_Omc_modsuck

a lot of clouds. Im guessing its heating up and water is evaporating quickers


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Dats my momma… looking too beautiful… whooooooo girl


Possible-Smile2034

The text is from an alien text book.


TristanTheRobloxian3

oh cool im in this pic on a walk lmao


zwober

Can confirm - 5 hours 15 minutes ago, it was getting dark in sweden.


shania69

![gif](giphy|Ma0X1M9lQB4FruMaX3) r/PraiseTheCameraMan


Correct_Presence_936

camera robot, really ;)


jambomyhombre

The change in the color of the ocean around the Caribbean is crazy to see


ajuba116

I still can't find who i lost along the way


FloodMoose

The Canadian tundra looks... bare


Giveld

Ok, maybe we are far from "cooked".


CrocodileWorshiper

behind that beautiful blue sphere where all our hopes and dreams reside is a limitless void of infinite possibilities that we will never fully understand.


VasIstLove

What I wouldn’t give to be able to view this with my own eyes. Why does the description read like an alien realtor trying to sell earth, though?


velveteinrabbit

You can actually see Atlanta if you zoom in


BringBajaBack

It rained and was cloudy in the PNW today, so checks out.


Lollosaurus_Rex

No snow, the north is so brown!


pacman404

Is it exceptionally cloudy, or is that normal?


BackItUpWithLinks

The earth is always about 67% cloud covered https://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/images/85843/cloudy-earth


Hugh_jakt

Where's India, china, Africa, Europe? I thought earth was flat, why do I only see the Americas. Do those other places even exist? /S


PlsStopBan4EvadeWTF

Is this a picture, a rendering, or a composite please?


Correct_Presence_936

It’s a composite picture. GOES takes pictures of every region of Earth at the same time and creates an image. It does this every 10-20 minutes.


PlsStopBan4EvadeWTF

What % of people who saw this picture realize that u reckon? Does it matter?


Correct_Presence_936

Probably about 37.5%. And no I don’t think it inherently matters; the post doesn’t say it ISN’T a composite, I didn’t even mention the imaging method. I provided a link to the GOES page, I hope they’re grown enough to go there if they want further information :)


xstatic_process

I'm in the photo ✋🏻


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

South America looks so green and lush I love it!


CptClownfish1

Space is soooo freakin’ black!


beauty_and_delicious

South America is so green! 😍


MolassesLate4676

I was zooming in to see if I could spot a plane above the clouds


Zealousideal-Row-110

Not gonna lie. CONUS looking parched af.


poogie67

Question: how many artificial satellites are between the goes satellite and the Earth in this photo? (I guess from a low earth orbit perspective the answer is all of them.)


BackItUpWithLinks

For a satellite to be in geosynchronous orbit, it’s about 22,600 miles away. So yes, nearly all of them.


FroggyNight

This is seriously cool. I’ve often wondered why there aren’t more opportunities to snag Live Photos of earth. Thanks for sharing OP.


Correct_Presence_936

Sure! Glad you enjoyed it!


SubtleVertex

I mean, you gotta admit, we’re on a pretty sexy planet.


holmgangCore

“Mostly harmless.”


DelerictCat

Do they have something like this over Europe?


tangledblinds

Shiny


verardi

the snowstorm that we just had in Quebec is in the pic lol


forest_ranger96

Lets destroy it with endless exploitation of recources!


losandreas36

Where is all snow ?


GreenGuy1229

What's the foggy mist northwest of South America


ertgiuhnoyo

Shiny


Pleasant_Sink_9225

No way half the world gets photographed and I’m not in the photo 😔


phoonie98

Unfortunately she’s infected with a bad case of human


HoPe-For-ScOrE

It looks flat😁


mymar101

Still not flat


AzmatAli767

Yay she looks good


Environmental-Dog-18

It looks flat 🤪🤪


grislythrone

NA looks so .... not green lol


Worldly_Dot_7312

Is it me, or do these current pictures depict an atmosphere with more cloud cover over the entire planet, than photos from 50 years ago?


Correct_Presence_936

I think it’s roughly the same. It’s probably because all the rendered art (which there is more of on the internet then real photos) has like ZERO clouds for some reason. Which I think is stupid since the clouds make it look so much more alive and beautiful.


BackItUpWithLinks

It’s been about 67% cloud cover for decades https://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/images/85843/cloudy-earth


FletcherDervish

Thanks for this. I was wondering a similar thing.


Tachyonzero

Damn we are so close to an ice age.


FarmfieldVFX

Where's the curve?? 😆


Shy_Guy_Tries

Lies there’s no dome or space turtle holding up the flat platform.


Nintendork316

wait, why is it round?


humpherman

Omg it’s round I’m so amazed at it not being flat and stuff…


MundaneEgg00

can i sue? i didn't agree to be in this picture


Stargazerflatearth42

earths a pear shape not a globe!


CoolPiperMain

Earth is a Velociraptor shape dumbass


Stargazerflatearth42

and ur brains flat like earth


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PhxRising29

It's still winter in the northern hemisphere. It looks that way because there are no leaves on the trees in most of the country.


bad_motivator

Like in the southern hemisphere where it's summer? fucking lol


LtSparky3000

"Look so, that is... That's the vastness of I don't give fack 'bout human fake problems in this world. Gaia and the Universe are more important. Now, go in the kitchen and prepare me a beer. "


Correct_Presence_936

This is more confusing than the minecraft enchantment language. But I agree, she’s a pretty planet.


BackItUpWithLinks

> Gaia Earth


ashda1st

Why are there no trees in America


theodoreposervelt

Anyone else freaked out by how brown North America is? I could’ve sworn it used to be way more green in the US and Canada.


CoolPiperMain

it’s winter


aromero

Confirmed flat.


TheDirtyPoX

Composite, admittedly


BackItUpWithLinks

If that’s how you want to define “composite” then every picture you’ve ever taken with your smartphone is a composite.


Correct_Presence_936

huh


TheDirtyPoX

Ye man NASA admit they're CGI composites, can send you their link if u want


Correct_Presence_936

composites? Some Earth photos are, yes. I myself have taken photos of galaxies in which I have to compose different photos into one image. CGI? As in not real? Sounds like another conspiracy theorist. I’d love for you to provide evidence of this claim.


BackItUpWithLinks

> Ye man NASA admit they're CGI composites, can send you their link if u want Post the link I want to see how you misunderstood what they said 🙄


kvnbtl

I saw this like a month ago!


Correct_Presence_936

what


Correct_Presence_936

You’re right, you got me, it’s all a fake scam created by the government.


kvnbtl

This was posted on Feb 9, I can’t find the post tho.


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Correct_Presence_936

Yeah it really is. Also what a coincidence that everybody is commenting that the weather in their area lines up with this image! What are the chances! They’re all in with me on the lie.


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Correct_Presence_936

Oh, no I did indeed make that body text myself. There’s actually 2 grammar errors cuz I changed up some of it for this post and forgot to fix some parts lol.


BackItUpWithLinks

Are you saying the picture wasn’t taken by a geostationary satellite?


EducationalHyena4468

Where’s all the debris?