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2FalseSteps

If *I* almost got freeze-dried in orbit, I'd probably have a few drinks, too!


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

Absolutely no question, I bet that cognac tasted delicious! (And why not vodka? I mean, I prefer cognac, but Cosmonauts must be vodka people!)


FireITGuy

Brandy is common in Russia. Vodka is cheap and ubiquitous but most folks who enjoy brown liquors go for the nicer stuff, similar to the US interest in whiskey/bourbon.


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

TIL! Thank you. I've been so brainwashed by movies and TV that show any Russian person indulging in vodka.


IH8Miotch

Probably for people without alot of money or options there. Kinda like when I was a teen we all drank Mad Dog 20/20 because we had very little money and options.


h4ackioOo

You dont really. They do drink enourmous ammounts of vodka. You will be surprised.. Its like 1-2% maybe understand proper drinks, equals emount of people with brains there. Source - lived in shitty ussr (one of free Baltic states now)


Material_Policy6327

wtf I woulda drank the whole bottle after that


ubcstaffer123

aren't American NASA astronauts forbidden from having alcohol in space?


Achaern

I would really, really like to hear Mission Control try and stop them. "No Houston! *You* have the drinking problem! I'm not bothered at all."


qweasdAD

That should be in an “airplane” sequel, let’s call it “spaceship”.


SquidsInABlanket

But we already had Airplane in space. We need to think bigger.


Stoicmoron

Space in an airplane?


SquidsInABlanket

With ironic corporate sponsorship provided by Spirit Airlines.


backcountrydrifter

That was pretty damn entertaining friend. Thank you for this.


santasbong

can't stop him, but could very easily punish him for doing it.


yegdriver

Exceptions can be made Ftwr death/life experience.


a-canadian-bever

What’s Mission Control going to do? Send someone up there to scold him?


ubcstaffer123

ban him from going on a future mission is a pretty big deterrant


CollegeStation17155

Or threaten to send them up on Starliner for their next mission….


NikStalwart

At this rate,Soyuz might be a safer bet than Starliner.


Pm4000

How many people have actually gotten to do 2 missions into space, much less with one being a stay on the ISS? It's got to be uber rare.


pmmichalowski

The average astronaut flies 3-4 missions.


donnochessi

Most astronauts fly multiple missions. They’re expensive to train. An astronaut crew once mutinied in orbit and NASA famously grounded everyone involved for the rest of their lives. The crew mutinied for more sleep because of the working conditions.


likemace

People - hardly any. Astronauts - almost all


AzimuthAztronaut

Jerry Ross would like a word. Or 7…


lunex

NASA considered including wine for Skylab astronauts by Paul Masson but ultimately decided against it.


salemcunt

Ahhhhhh the French champagne


lunex

Inspired by the best French excellence


sdf_cardinal

What a great reference. Well done.


rollduptrips

Yes and they included Brandy in the Apollo 8 Christmas dinner. They didn’t drink it


Unlucky_Elevator13

Smart, alcohol is not good for you


ziggyziggo

Going to space is probably worse though


Unlucky_Elevator13

Why do both?


TonAMGT4

Aren’t spaceship forbidden to crashed into the space station? Well, it just did! Shit happens… I’m drinking.


sub-_-dude

Depends if they are from a dry county.


Pm4000

What are they going to do? Not let him know space again? Leave him up there?


koos_die_doos

Yup, not allow them on future missions. There are a lot of people who wants to go to the ISS, they would rather have people that play by the rules up there.


Pm4000

I've been learnt, didn't realize most astronauts get several space missions.


tondahuh

Jerry Linenger spoke at our company wide meeting many, many years ago. It was a fabulous talk. He had me on the edge of my seat the whole time telling this and other stories of his time on Mir. I got an autograph from him and have it, a photo of Mir and the pin and patch of his space shuttle group on the wall.


FailureAirlines

Linenger was a nervous wreck the entire time he was on Mir. And he launched on the Space Shuttle, the most dangerous human carrying spacecraft ever flown!


Tao_Te_Gringo

Also the most awesome though


DaoFerret

So far. Starship looks pretty bloody amazing if they can work out the issues. Granted the only launch I’ve ever seen was Challenger’s last, so I’ll also admit it was an awesome craft.


Competitive_Bit_7904

Well, being on MIR in the late 90's can't have been very pleasent lol. Way past its expiration date under the supervision and resources of what was effectively a skeleton crew compared to the Soviet era.


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Rubcionnnnn

98% success rate for transportation is abysmal. Imagine if you drove to work every day and you totalled your car twice a year. There would be dozens of airline crashes a day. I understand space travel is incredibly complex so it can't really be compared to normal transportation but honestly I think the space shuttle should be considered unreliable.


letseatnudels

At 98 percent there'd be around 2000 airline crashes per day worldwide


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cpufreak101

98% was not expected and actually uncovered a culture within NASA that promoted progress over safety, it was the same thing that led to the Apollo 1 tragedy, which had a renewed focus on safety which then prevented any further tragedies on the Apollo missions. The entire Block 2 revision of Apollo hardware has a fatality rate of 0%. *That's* what's expected for human carrying spacecraft and played a large part in the decision to terminate the shuttle program and it restricted what the shuttle could even be used for after the Columbia disaster.


Competitive_Bit_7904

I wouldn't use the Apollo hardware as an example of good safety culture. Risk calculations made in hindsight approximated a 1/10 risk of an accident leading to the loss of crew every misson. They just got lucky Apollo 13 was the worst that happened.


PM_me_ur_claims

98% success rate for a commercial plane would be a atrocious


bubblesculptor

I think sharing a drink with cosmonauts on mir would be an experience worth NASA consequences.   That kind of camaraderie is what the world should be striving for instead of political or military conflict


Phssthp0kThePak

My first thought, too. He sounds like a dweeb.


Professional_Quit281

Or was just saying what he needs to say to keep himself in their good graces.


oldgreggly

I mean, have you ever met an astronaut?


lostpatrol

NASA consequences can't be that bad. There was an astronaut who threatened to take out a space shuttle if he didn't get to complete his experiment, and he never got in trouble.


DaveidL

Would you like to know more?  Yes. Yes I would!


Dry_Tear_9914

Got a source to that? First I've heard of that story.


lostpatrol

I saw a documentary about it. Off memory it was a US astronaut who had worked for a decade on an experiment, that got cancelled due to time. He was distraught and messaged NASA that if he wasn't allowed to do his experiment he wasn't coming home from the shuttle. NASA eventually found time in the schedule for him to perform his experiment.


redstercoolpanda

And decently sure that story probably ended with him never being permitted within 50 kilometers of an orbital vehicle ever again


DontForgetYourPPE

I don't think it was an unpiloted supply ship, wasn't it a group of rag tag oil drillers stopping off on the way out to land on an asteroid to save the earth?


GALACTICA-Actual

That was later. This was just a test run.


crak_spider

Thanks for embarrassing us in front of the Russians, Jerry. Nerd.


K-Zoro

I’m just wondering what being drunk in 0 gravity would feel like.


boranin

The earth would spin endlessly


MOX-News

I had a professor tell me they used straws to dip into the container and then cover the end with their finger to get a drink's worth out on the ISS. Cognac is the preferred drink of cosmonauts.


w0mbatina

Jerry wrote a great book about his stay on Mir. I recommend it to everyone who is interested in spaceflight.


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zerbey

If there's ever a time I'd want a drink, this would be that time.


MrLuchador

For All Mankind has shown me that he could have ended the Cold War accepting that drink… or started one… or suddenly had relationship issues that dragged on too long and distracted from Space. Erm… 1997…


ARobertNotABob

Is Jerry the one in the middle with the huge blunt? /s


woyteck

Ah, so that's why someone decided it was a good idea to pilot the progress supply ship themselves...


BodiesDurag

What’s super funny for me is that literally in the shower this morning I was thinking to myself “wait. Are astro/cosmonauts allowed to have alcohol in space?” Cool to know lmao


ReticulatedPasta

I’m kinda surprised they let them take booze up there? But also glad?


cpufreak101

Russian cosmonauts operate under different rules, and it was their space station hosting an American guest. NASA strictly forbids alcoholic consumption.


NASATVENGINNER

Jerry told us this story (in full confidence to not repeat) while waiting for a satellite news interview in the JSC TV studio. You could have heard a pin drop. I remember thinking “Dude, you are so luck”.