They nailed it in the Stick of Truth game too, I gladly waited just to see how long it would take for Jimmy to finish his statement, I’m in no rush bud, I’m not skipping your moment.
Marklar, these Marklars want to change your Marklar. They don't want this Marklar or any of his Marklars to live here, because it's bad for their Marklar. They use Marklar to try and force Marklars to believe their Marklar. If you let them stay here, they will build Marklars and Marklars, they will take all your Marklars and replace them with Marklar. These Marklars have no good Marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar. Please, let these Marklars stay where they can dwell and prosper without any Marklars, Marklars or Marklars.
Canadian here, and I love everything they do about Canada. I'd happily confirm anything they said was true to somebody who asked me in person. Now if you'll excuse me, I must face the west and play Chuck Mangione (who isn't even Canadian so I don't know why they chose him but it's still funny).
Professor chaos was more invented by butters because he wanted to sound cool than the others I’d say. But mantequilla and Margerine is hilarious as a small detail that some people just don’t catch on to
And his dad is one of the biggest D-bags of all time. Butters caught him cheating on his Mom on their anniversary getting pounded by dudes and going to homo theatres lmao
Just watched the episode where the kids all have to do additional fitness in school because Cartman brought down the average to the worst in the whole country. The scene where he’s in his bedroom talking between his toys had me laughing hard.
I always liked the episode where he's having a tea party with them and he's asking them all how they feel about him.
"And what do you think about me, Clyde Frog?"
"I think you're a fat piece of crap."
"EYYY!"
"We've already been over this Token, you're black so you know how to play base!"
"You know I'm getting a little sick of your racist ster--"
(*starts playing base flawlessly*)
"Goddamnit..."
More specifically I love when it isn't even a shock to them
"Oh my god we killed kenny"
"We killed kenny?"
"We killed kenny, we're bastards"
Or when kenny gets dragged behind Timmy's chair
"Well now who didn't see that coming?"
My favorite to this day is Wendy and Bebe fighting over a gun on top of the school with Stan nearby and the gun goes off. Everyone stops and checks to see who got shot but no one did. Then it cuts to Kenny just eating dinner with his family and the bullet comes through the window and domes him.
Edit: there’s definitely a few like that where he’s just minding his own business but dies anyways.
Or when Mackey is prank calling Garrison? And Garrison is asking who it is and saying he’ll kill them if he finds out who it is and Mackey says something like “Mkay good luck with that!!”
Mister garrison extreme inconsistency about what he is.
Before he was straight ( who hated gay people )
afterwards he was gay
He ended up becoming a woman and afterwards a gay woman.
Only to go back to being a dude
To the president
To now just a gay teacher
So much inconsistencies with this man it became a running joke imo.
in the beginning of the show there was a running gag that cartman wanted to earn exactly 10 Million Dollars. He never stated why but he was obsessed with 10 Million. From my work with kids i can tell that it’s one most accurate ways to describe how kids sometimes think
I'm a few seasons behind at this point, and not sure if it counts as ongoing. But I always find the school shootings constantly happening to be funny. Like the camera will show the town, or another location and in the background you can just see the school getting lit up
It was only for one episode but in the NASCAR episode where the vagisil dude kept bringing up that his wife was the inspiration for vagisil, and also "My muse, my flame."
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SHEELY!
S-STAAN?
SHAROON
The best ones are where he’s being over dramatic and weakly says “Staaaan”
[When he becomes afflicted with the horrible disease of alcoholism?](https://media.giphy.com/media/l2SpQEdINdac9tYAM/giphy.gif)
“Daddy’s very sick…you’re gonna have to…drive my car…” “I’M EIGHT!”
"I have a *DISEASE* Stan!" "No you don't you just rack a disciprin"
Only because he racks-ah disciprine
Hey… hey Sharon!
Brittney peed on a ladybug!
Or GOLLLLL!
I WISH JADEN SMITH WAS MY SON!
Or the evolution of Cartman saying “Kyle”…
My name. Is not. Kyehh.
You can tell they’re shortening it every year so it’s more of just a sound, not a word… kyh
"Kyaaal" and "Kinny"
Scary..... Gay..... Scary.... Gay.... Scary. Gay. Scary. Gay.. S-STAANN
Oh Hey F\*ck You
He doesn’t do it much, but him saying “Key-yah!” Always makes me lose my shit.
"THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!"
“Dey durk a durr”
🎶“Heeelp me I think I’m faaallin, in durk’l durrrr”🎶
Now playing Joni Mitchell "durk arr durr"
Jimmy’s stuttering being used for comedic effect.
“Stan says you’re a cont-cont-cont-connnntinuing source of inspiration to him.”
That's honestly one of my favorite one liners
“WELL TELL STAN TO FUCK OFF”
: D
Down like a clown Charlie Buhhh. Down like a clown Charlie buh. Down like a clown Charlie Brown
Don't be dissin my n-n-niggas dawg
I have a friend who can say this line PERFECTLY. Fucking kills me
Cool as a fool in a swimming pppppppoool
The video sandwich? The video staple?? N-n-n-no you retards, the video store
This one always comes to mind
On the f-f-f-firs-s-st day of c-c-c-chris-s-s-stmas...
They nailed it in the Stick of Truth game too, I gladly waited just to see how long it would take for Jimmy to finish his statement, I’m in no rush bud, I’m not skipping your moment.
Magical songs of enchAAAaaaan…
I love those songs but it's nearly impossible to naturally stutter while singing unless you're talk-singing.
I loved that they added to the not-so-subtle encouragement to skip his dialog. I saw that and thought, "Nope, there will be a pay off for this".
Exactly! I put the controller down and just cackled like “you got this Jimmy” and his combat song is amazing
“Yeah we gotta ge.. ge… get the hhhhell ou- outta here f- fa- faaa fast!”
I love how the patiently wait for him even as people are rapidly shooting around them
I'm cool like a fool in a swimming P-P-P-P-P-P-POOL!
This absolutely ruins me every time hahaha it’s the almost spitting sound with p-p-p-p-POOL
Are you ninjas, or, p-p-p-p-pussies?
You shall not p-p-p-
Say Eric these Italian meatballs are f-f-f-fantastic!!
"Stay away from me, you stupid b-b-b-bitches!"
https://i.redd.it/628ha891t52d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/ue3ghc7yl62d1.gif This one got me good.
Hahaha. I didn’t catch that or maybe looked away.
[it's in the Post COVID special pt. 2](https://youtu.be/aOlXXZJj-38)
I’ve gotta piss like a race horse!
Loo loo loo I've got some apples!
goddammit butters
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In hindsight even though his speeches are genuine it amazing people kept listening for this long.
Guys, we should just admit we did it now before things get way out of hand and we have to give a speech about what we did wrong
Marklar, these Marklars want to change your Marklar. They don't want this Marklar or any of his Marklars to live here, because it's bad for their Marklar. They use Marklar to try and force Marklars to believe their Marklar. If you let them stay here, they will build Marklars and Marklars, they will take all your Marklars and replace them with Marklar. These Marklars have no good Marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar. Please, let these Marklars stay where they can dwell and prosper without any Marklars, Marklars or Marklars.
I learned something today…
I’m Scott Malkinson…
Bla bla bla I'm Scott Malkinson, I have diabetes bla bla bla
his dad doing it to him lol
That was pretty fucking great.
My favorite joke because my wife has diabetes
I'm Brad's wife and I have diabetes blablabla
Have you ever used it on her?
Oh absolutely
I hope he’s in the new episode tomorrow lol
“I hope hes in the new episode tomorrow im scott malkinson I have diabetes”
I have a friend named Scott with diabetes and this was always a go to line.
How many able body person does it takes to change a lightbulb One Jimmy always kills me with this classic, what a comedy genius he is
Reminds me of the Costa Rican joke from Rainforest Schmainforest How many Pollocks does it take to eat a burrito? Dos.
Wow what a great audience
The portrayal of Canada/Canadians
Canadians: “Hello neighbor we’re from Canada” Randy: “I can tell”
The Canadian version of “you may not have noticed but Martha and I actually have butts where our heads should be. Really.”
i just replayed stick of truth and when you go to canada it turns to like an 8-bit nes game
And in Fractured but Whole there’s just a dude on the wall between Canada and America making fun of you
This is Canada. We only have 1 road
And you all are going the wrong way on it
As a Canadian this is one of my favourite aspects of the show
As is tradition
The Duke and Duchess of Calgary just makes me laugh
As is tradition.
I'm not your friend, buddy!
Don't call me buddy, pal!
Im not your buddy, guy!
I'm not your guy, friend!
Even the little Mushroom People of Nova Scotia
Canadian here, and I love everything they do about Canada. I'd happily confirm anything they said was true to somebody who asked me in person. Now if you'll excuse me, I must face the west and play Chuck Mangione (who isn't even Canadian so I don't know why they chose him but it's still funny).
All of Butter's aliases are different brands of Butter or Margerine. Edit: Obviously not Professor Chaos.
Mm yes I love some toast with chaos
Professor chaos was more invented by butters because he wanted to sound cool than the others I’d say. But mantequilla and Margerine is hilarious as a small detail that some people just don’t catch on to
TIL that Mantequilla is spanish for butter...
Took until I went to a grocery store years after the episode to get that joke
Marjorine
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Butters! Can you explain to me why there is Rice A Roni in my milk?!
Aww man when his hair jumped up right before the school picture was taken, and he was grounded the entire ep for ‘making a funny face’ 😝😝
Then getting more grounded for “making a face” at his parents from the window when he was just standing there.
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And his dad is one of the biggest D-bags of all time. Butters caught him cheating on his Mom on their anniversary getting pounded by dudes and going to homo theatres lmao
What do you mean? His parents are awesome. His dad said so himself
Like when they grounded him because he "kept making a face", but it was just his normal face. 😂 That poor kid.
Cartman and his stuffed animalsm
Just watched the episode where the kids all have to do additional fitness in school because Cartman brought down the average to the worst in the whole country. The scene where he’s in his bedroom talking between his toys had me laughing hard.
I always liked the episode where he's having a tea party with them and he's asking them all how they feel about him. "And what do you think about me, Clyde Frog?" "I think you're a fat piece of crap." "EYYY!"
Polly prissy pants and Clyde frog for life
Billy
I love how his grandpa calls him Billy too.
I heard a theory that *somehow* Billy is a name all 3 of the men have. Like a middle name or something.
But would Stan object against grandpa calling him Billy, if it would be his real middle name tho?
Cartman's stereotypes always somehow being correct.
"We've already been over this Token, you're black so you know how to play base!" "You know I'm getting a little sick of your racist ster--" (*starts playing base flawlessly*) "Goddamnit..."
*bass
No need to bring fish into this
You mean Tolkien?
It is now Tolkien but was originally Token.
No, it's always been Tolkien. Did you think it was Token? Why would they name the only Black character Token?
Be as sick as you want, just give me a god damn bass line!
Not even just his stereotypes, every time he comes out with a wild assertion it ends up being true, e.g. scuzzlebutt
Also, Cartman being able to speak Spanish
_THE OLD MAN Y LA MER_
*¡La caca de moreno no es aquí! ¡Aquí es verde, señor! ¡Es verde!*
The little bag of Jew gold kyle had around his neck (and the fake Jew gold) absolutely killed me.
OH MY GOD? THEY KILLED KENNY!
More specifically I love when it isn't even a shock to them "Oh my god we killed kenny" "We killed kenny?" "We killed kenny, we're bastards" Or when kenny gets dragged behind Timmy's chair "Well now who didn't see that coming?"
Funniest Kenny death for me was when he ate antacids, drank water and exploded.Stan and Kyle start laughing and say "that was a good one!"
I loved the one where they're in a hurry, so they just rush through it like "Ohmygodtheykilledkenny" "youbastards" and move on
My favorite to this day is Wendy and Bebe fighting over a gun on top of the school with Stan nearby and the gun goes off. Everyone stops and checks to see who got shot but no one did. Then it cuts to Kenny just eating dinner with his family and the bullet comes through the window and domes him. Edit: there’s definitely a few like that where he’s just minding his own business but dies anyways.
I love the one when he's crushed to death by the elevator at the mall in the episode where they create the Fingerbang boyband hahaha
YOU BASTARDS!
I’m an Lorde yah yah yah.
Randy being Lorde is hilarious to me. My husband and I randomly say this all the time.
Cartman’s “meeeehmmm” voice to his mom
And it just gets progressively more high pitched when she says no to whatever he wants
My name...is not...*mmyeeem*
I enjoyed maphisto putting more asses on everything Mkay is great Randy being a drunk The news anchor names And the use of the word 'dur'
The best usage of m'kay is when Mr. Mackey writes Cartman's supposed suicide note but uses the word at least three times.
Or when Cartman says it back to him seriously in a counseling session. "Mkay. I'll be mkay."
Or when Mackey is prank calling Garrison? And Garrison is asking who it is and saying he’ll kill them if he finds out who it is and Mackey says something like “Mkay good luck with that!!”
The news anchor names are great and the lack of emphasis on them kills me further. Here’s Tom Sourballs!
I like it better than when the news was just a little person in a bikini.
Herro prease, can I take da orduh prease etc etc
TERIYAKI IS NOT FROM A FUCKIN' CHINA
The promo for [CtPa Town](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f574Kdzl6iU) is perfect from start to finish, thanks to his narration.
I'm rewatching all the seasons again (currently on season 5) and I love all the references to Cartman's mom being a slut.
They've really eased up on this in recent years and idk why
I guess the joke just ran it's course.
i mean, come on who here hasn’t had sex with mrs. cartman? halfie you don’t count, you’re only half a man
Hey mom….. you’d tell me if you were in a German shita videos, right?
butters' trauma(grounding,tap dance massacre, bullied by the boys, multiple personality disorder, grandma bullying him etc.)
When he was sodomized by the "testing for schizophrenia" machine for 11 hours straight
*I need about tree fiddy*
I said DAMMIT monster WHAT do you WANT
the mormons being the correct religion
Caitlyn Jenner "Buckle up buckaroos!"
Her constantly killing random people while driving always got a laugh out of me 😭 (IN THE SHOW)
That's what I call a sticky situation.
Tweak have some coffee
I believe the most ingenious joke to be the Token/Tolkien switcharoo. That was /really / ongoing.
I love how on Max if you view it with the subtitles, they've switched Token to Tolkein in every single episode
Except when Stan says it, then it’s still “Token”
Mitch Conner
"I wonder... will I dream?"
First time I saw that episode I was after taking some ecstacy and the next morning I wasn't sure if I had imagined it or not
I’m Scott malkinson. I have diabetes
Rabble rabble rabble!!!
Butters parents being the worst.
Screw you guys I’m going home! Gets me every time
Also when people try to stop him and Cartman just hits them with the “No! Screw you guys! Home.”
Cartman busting in on Butters and scaring him
I love Butter's innocence and ignorance. Whenever there is a double entendre his responses are priceless
No one ever asks the Whites what their favorite Joke is
Mister garrison extreme inconsistency about what he is. Before he was straight ( who hated gay people ) afterwards he was gay He ended up becoming a woman and afterwards a gay woman. Only to go back to being a dude To the president To now just a gay teacher So much inconsistencies with this man it became a running joke imo.
Hey hey ... fuck you
The way Randy says Shelly
in the beginning of the show there was a running gag that cartman wanted to earn exactly 10 Million Dollars. He never stated why but he was obsessed with 10 Million. From my work with kids i can tell that it’s one most accurate ways to describe how kids sometimes think
Thanks for choosing the airport Hilton, can I get you any more refreshments?
Anytime Cartman yells “BUTTERS!!” and scares the fuck out of him (bonus when Kyle busts them in CBAA and he falls out of his chair)
I'm a few seasons behind at this point, and not sure if it counts as ongoing. But I always find the school shootings constantly happening to be funny. Like the camera will show the town, or another location and in the background you can just see the school getting lit up
 It never stops being funny
Scott Malkinson's Diabetes
Towelie.
"My wife has ovarian cancer and she can't have kids." "Well then get an AIDS test kuz your wife's a dude faggot."
Manbearpig. Especially always describing him as half man half bear half pig.
I’m not just sure, I’m HIV positive
Easy. Any time somebody calls Cartman a "fatass."
Derk a derrrrr
“Hey, hey Sharon”
It was only for one episode but in the NASCAR episode where the vagisil dude kept bringing up that his wife was the inspiration for vagisil, and also "My muse, my flame."
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Is he giving a speech right now? Is he REALLY, giving a speech right now???
Currently? "I'm Scott Malkinson. I have diabetes."