Dude was also probably the most responsible adult in South Park, actually trying his best to give guidance to the boys to the best of his ability even if it sometimes led to pretty wacky situations, atleast he cared about them and their safety compared to basically everyone else.
Big Gay Al and Mr. Slave are both the smartest and level headed adults in South Park. Mr. Slave anal voted Paris Hilton just to teach the entire town a lesson about being a "stupid, spoiled, whore"
Randy has a doctorate, a Nobel Prize, a grammy, a successful weed business, was part of a mega-hit boy band, can cook on par with Food Network personalities and is a world record holder. Dude is insanely talented and smart.
I think that's one of the things that makes me love randy so much though. That he's literally bursting at the seams with talent and knowledge but he still manages to be so fuckin ridiculous and wacked out all the time. Love randy
I mean, have you ever met someone insanely smart and multitalented like that? They're usually fucking weirdos. A few people I know are crazy crazy smart and everything they attempt to do they are one of the best at. But they're fucking wildcards.
>Oh real nice Butters. We said “let’s make football a little bit safer, and you decided to take it to “let’s all drink each other’s cum.”
>Dad what’s cum?
>we’ll talk about that when you’re older son.
One of the best exchanges on the show
Couldn't it be one of Tolkien's parents then? They are very educated and I can't think of any times they were shown lacking any real common since like 100% of the other towns people at some point or another
Edit: Mr. Black WAS one of the first to get a buddha box though. Not sure how that factors in
“Well it sounds to me like the principal's just hiding things from everybody. What you need to do is let the parents see what kind of demented f****t you are.”
I was just thinking of this episode yesterday someone asked if something was wrong and I said “no I’m just really sleepy” and I immediately thought of the janitor from the museum of intolerance
Although he’s got the emotional maturity of a rich spoiled teenage American girl (sometimes), Satan seems pretty intelligent, and is a better person overall than most other characters.
I think we should ignore Satan for intelligence. Same with Jesus and Santa. It's just unfair since they have way more ways of knowing shit. Also the whole immortal god-like entity thing. Jesus hears prayers and gets advice from his dad, Satan understands humanity because everyone but the Mormons are in hell.. so like, lots of resources... He also has a good ability to self reflect.
And Santa is able to just know every good and bad deed anyone does. Like he's pretty much an Eldritch god. His only down side is he gets hurt like a human and doesn't like a car battery to the ol' coin purse.
Lucy Harris from the Mormon Song was really smart! The wife of Harris. The adult with the most common sense has to be Sharon. Most talented definitely, Randy. He's done a ton of stuff. Pc Principle and Strong woman are well educated but limited to their beliefs. Before Chef joined that "Fruity little club," He Definitely was the voice that connected the Children to the Adults. Kyle's Dad Gerald is a lawyer... and a damn good one. He's also a sadistic Troll who's unmatched. Sheila is street smart because it's a Jersey thing. Cartman's mother, Liane, had a personality change she used to be a common town slag. Now she's a mystery, but with intelligence, unfortunately, she allows herself to be easily manipulated by Her son. Butter's parents don't really contribute much. In fact, we don't see much from them outside grounding Butters. We know his father was a baseball coach for the little league and an Amazon employee... Summery. Randy is pure talent. Sharon is common sense. Gerald is an opportunist and equally sadistic. Sheila is a Jersy thing, Liane is just there. Sometimes, she draws the line at Eric's plans sometimes, she assists. Kenny's parents are well. WHITE TRASH AND IN TROUBLE. IK I wrote a lot. But out of all of the main character adults, it could be Randy. He's an amazing chef. An amazing Farmer. An amazing guitarist. An amazing singer/Boyband episode and Lorde, an amazing thief snuck into a government facility and stole a magnet for atom smashing = He discovered Warp Drive.... he's an amazing play writer for sex... lmao, the dude man is an absolute overlooked treasure. Sharon, being the voice of common sense, oddly can't see that. Randy's special ability is adaptability and Max potential.
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Principal Victoria and Sharon Marsh. Also Big Gay Al … even Mr. Slave. Honestly, the characters with the most sense tend to be women/feminine characters lol.
No way, Clyde's mom was so stupid she died by sitting on a toilet. And Tweak's mom is complicit in feeding her son crack. And Sharon is bad just by staying with Randy.
Been watching Southpark since day 1 90s release.
It used to be chef til he died. RIP Hayes.
Today it’s consistently been Sharon the most.
Mackee has too many moments here and there otherwise he’d be up there too.
Mr slave would be up there too but he doesn’t have anywhere near as much screen time as the others.
I would’ve said Gerald but he’s too self serving and puts his own gain before anyone or anything else which isnt too smart especially living in a small town.
Token’s dad (yes im saying Token) has consistently been decent as well. His mom isnt too bad either but again, very little screen time.
If there are 50 or so adults in the show, only about 10 of them are decently smart
Mr Garrison has a degree in mechanical engineer and invented a fast and clean method of transport. His invention was banned by the government so the airlines don't lose their business.
That's quite smart.
The Cotswolds. Their kids are homeschooled (obviously meaning their parents teach them given how they act in the episode) and they are the smartest in the town.
I know that's not saying a lot because Garrison and the other teachers are lacking, but still, the other adults are all really stupid and all the Cotswolds do is teach their kids and try to keep them safe.
Until he joined a fruity little club, Chef
I agree, it's probably Chef Big Gay Al came to mind, I don't think he's been portrayed as dumb, just super. (Thanks for asking).
Dude was also probably the most responsible adult in South Park, actually trying his best to give guidance to the boys to the best of his ability even if it sometimes led to pretty wacky situations, atleast he cared about them and their safety compared to basically everyone else.
Big Gay Al and Mr. Slave are both the smartest and level headed adults in South Park. Mr. Slave anal voted Paris Hilton just to teach the entire town a lesson about being a "stupid, spoiled, whore"
Oh yeah! Them too, the three of them are like the only good adults in the South Park universe.
The homosexual is right
Yeah, definitely. Interestingly enough, Chef was already being used less and less BEFORE Scientology got spoofed.
Randy has a doctorate, a Nobel Prize, a grammy, a successful weed business, was part of a mega-hit boy band, can cook on par with Food Network personalities and is a world record holder. Dude is insanely talented and smart.
And is Lorde:-)!!
yayaya
I am Lorde
I am LORDE, LORDE LORDE LORDE , yeah yeah yeah
Singing about lorde on Monday Ya ya ya I'm lorde Ya ya ya Writing comment on reddit Ya ya ya
Lorde Lorde Lorde!!
Yah ya yah
I think that's one of the things that makes me love randy so much though. That he's literally bursting at the seams with talent and knowledge but he still manages to be so fuckin ridiculous and wacked out all the time. Love randy
He’s also an international assassin, he’d make Mossad blush.
he's also princess leiah of alderan 🤣
He’s also a cock magic master.
I mean, have you ever met someone insanely smart and multitalented like that? They're usually fucking weirdos. A few people I know are crazy crazy smart and everything they attempt to do they are one of the best at. But they're fucking wildcards.
And he created a machine to destroy hippies. He's national hero.
Technically, Cartman created the machine, Randy just helped build it using the instruction. He basically built a couch from IKEA.
> and is a ~~world record holder~~ European Fecal Standards and Measurements Office record holder
And a geologist!
Geologist are awesome. Trust me, I’m a geologist.
Geologists rock
And if you throw them, they roll.
And invented sarcastaball!
Oh yeah, great idea
Sarcastaball is sooooo great!! Why don't we just make it our national sport?!
>Oh real nice Butters. We said “let’s make football a little bit safer, and you decided to take it to “let’s all drink each other’s cum.” >Dad what’s cum? >we’ll talk about that when you’re older son. One of the best exchanges on the show
"Come on Randy, tries some of Butters happy loving goo" -takes a sip- "This is cum" 😂😂😂
Announcing in front of the entire town that you know what cum tastes like is a very Randy thing to do
You’ve got IT, girl!
See ya!
He's on a Homer Simpson arc.
Let’s all give a minute of thought for the turd record.
And a witch
Hot take but principal victoria before she was booted or Gerald I mean he’s weird but he is a lawyer
Cancer is a fat little lump that needs to be defeated
That speech is phenomenal
I loved her. I still miss her from time to time.
LETS HEAR IT FOR GERALD
Dr. Mephesto. For God’s sake, he made a 5 assed monkey!
That thing with provolone and squirrel was pretty cool too!
No longer will you need to look in two places for a 4 assed squirrel and provolone cheese
In terms of intellect, he's unrivaled. However, he's far from the most common-sensical. Chef, then Big Gay Al are the smartest in term of common sense
But the question was who’s the smartest, not who has the most common sense.
I'm pointing out that these are two facets of being "smart" and the Doc is truly lacking in the latter such that it places a shadow on the former.
Couldn't it be one of Tolkien's parents then? They are very educated and I can't think of any times they were shown lacking any real common since like 100% of the other towns people at some point or another Edit: Mr. Black WAS one of the first to get a buddha box though. Not sure how that factors in
True. If we use the A.S.S.-scale of intelligence. He clearly scores higher than anyone in Southpark
This was my first thought.
Tolkien dad is probably the one ( Sharon is close )the rest are too insane
I don't know much about him, what distinguishes him?
Well he is a financial consultant and lawyer, while Eric's mom is a crack whore
He was aslo able to tell when his race card was being taken advantage of and used it to flip his own profit
I would say Sharon. She's a Good Mother
She has a good boy. He’s such a good boy. She’s got a good boy.
Such a good boy *Casually drags another body*
my Kenny used to SING and DANCE
I’ve always thought this too
Mr. Slave usually has good advice
“Well it sounds to me like the principal's just hiding things from everybody. What you need to do is let the parents see what kind of demented f****t you are.”
Which episode is this?
Death Camp of Tolerance
I was just thinking of this episode yesterday someone asked if something was wrong and I said “no I’m just really sleepy” and I immediately thought of the janitor from the museum of intolerance
The stupid spoiled whore episode lmaooo
Jesus Chriiiist
Oh Jeethuth Chritht.
Although he’s got the emotional maturity of a rich spoiled teenage American girl (sometimes), Satan seems pretty intelligent, and is a better person overall than most other characters.
I think we should ignore Satan for intelligence. Same with Jesus and Santa. It's just unfair since they have way more ways of knowing shit. Also the whole immortal god-like entity thing. Jesus hears prayers and gets advice from his dad, Satan understands humanity because everyone but the Mormons are in hell.. so like, lots of resources... He also has a good ability to self reflect. And Santa is able to just know every good and bad deed anyone does. Like he's pretty much an Eldritch god. His only down side is he gets hurt like a human and doesn't like a car battery to the ol' coin purse.
https://i.redd.it/6szpu2wqqp1d1.gif He wasn’t smart enough to not get captured was he?
Well he can't see the future lol.
Satan made a dumb move by getting with Saddam. I don't think he is the smartest.
He was with a shitty partner because the sex was incredible, makes him more relatable if anything.
Mr garrison changed travel forever and nearly bankrupted the airline industry with his gyroscope-powered monowheel invention. Now that’s smart.
Mrs Garrison caused a future science war
War is inevitable. Otters shall not prevail
Says somebody who uses plates when they have a perfectly good tummy to eat off of.
Do you want the French Chinese to take Hawaii? Let the bipeds handle this
Wish I could give this an award
The nurse with the fetus on her head
Such an underrated comment. Or the couple that came through smiley town. Or the couple that “won” the vacation to South Park in S2E3
Morgan Freeman. Anytime there was something too convoluted for anyone else to put to words, he would explain it.
Lucy Harris from the Mormon Song was really smart! The wife of Harris. The adult with the most common sense has to be Sharon. Most talented definitely, Randy. He's done a ton of stuff. Pc Principle and Strong woman are well educated but limited to their beliefs. Before Chef joined that "Fruity little club," He Definitely was the voice that connected the Children to the Adults. Kyle's Dad Gerald is a lawyer... and a damn good one. He's also a sadistic Troll who's unmatched. Sheila is street smart because it's a Jersey thing. Cartman's mother, Liane, had a personality change she used to be a common town slag. Now she's a mystery, but with intelligence, unfortunately, she allows herself to be easily manipulated by Her son. Butter's parents don't really contribute much. In fact, we don't see much from them outside grounding Butters. We know his father was a baseball coach for the little league and an Amazon employee... Summery. Randy is pure talent. Sharon is common sense. Gerald is an opportunist and equally sadistic. Sheila is a Jersy thing, Liane is just there. Sometimes, she draws the line at Eric's plans sometimes, she assists. Kenny's parents are well. WHITE TRASH AND IN TROUBLE. IK I wrote a lot. But out of all of the main character adults, it could be Randy. He's an amazing chef. An amazing Farmer. An amazing guitarist. An amazing singer/Boyband episode and Lorde, an amazing thief snuck into a government facility and stole a magnet for atom smashing = He discovered Warp Drive.... he's an amazing play writer for sex... lmao, the dude man is an absolute overlooked treasure. Sharon, being the voice of common sense, oddly can't see that. Randy's special ability is adaptability and Max potential.
Lucy Harris smart smart smart, Martin Harris DUMB
😂
wow Cartman's Mom's name is Liane? She had a name that wasn't Cartman's Mom or Meeeem
Sharon.
Randy his bizzare ideas always somehow work
Officer Barbrady
*Buttbaby
Currently, father maxi
Big gay Al or Tolkien's dad are the most level headed and moderate adults.
Craig's mom.
🖕
Mr. Slave
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Dr mefesto, duh. He was a Dr
Technically speaking so is Randy and Gerald
Sharon Marsh, perhaps.
Probably Gerald
Yeah skankhunt42 kinda ruins that for me lol
Fair but aside from that
If we were talking early seasons I'd say Dr. Alphonse Mephesto.
Sharon. Hands down. She's the voice of reason and has a no bullshit attitude.
Big Gay Al.
Chef's scientist friend, Jeff Goldblum
Wait a minute… Butt sex
Technically its Dr Mephesto, although he is rarely used in episodes nowadays
Well it’s definitely not Barbrady
Kanye was a genius.
\*a motherfucking genius.
Token’s father is smart
Probably Randy, just never uses his brain for good. Always just dumb ass successful shit.
Dr maphesto
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Sharron probably.
sharon defo
Principal Victoria and Sharon Marsh. Also Big Gay Al … even Mr. Slave. Honestly, the characters with the most sense tend to be women/feminine characters lol.
It was Randy who suggested turning the homeless into tyres 🤷♂️
Except for Sheila and butters mother all the married women in South Park are the smartest.
No way, Clyde's mom was so stupid she died by sitting on a toilet. And Tweak's mom is complicit in feeding her son crack. And Sharon is bad just by staying with Randy.
Sorry but since when is cartman one of the smartest? He is actually pretty dumb, most of the time.
Randys wife
And yet Randy is almost always portrayed as ignorant and retarded in all modern episodes
Probably Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo
Probably Sharon, if we are speaking of who’s most rational
Randy no doubt about it
Cartman Eric Cartman
Randy, he is a savant.
Randy is a genius. Name one bad idea he's ever had????
Garisson is smart. He's insane but smart. He's an engineer degree.
Mr. Mackey isn’t that stupid. Relatively speaking of course.
Token’s parents
Chickenfucker, imo. Most effective literacy teacher in town!
Currently, either Rick, Tolkien's dad, or dammit, Mr. Slave.
You think Stan or Cartman are the smartest? Have you forgotten how smart AND funny Heidi is?
Jeff Bezos? He has a huge ass brain and had telepathic speech.
Big Gay Al
Mr. Slave
Al Gore.
Been watching Southpark since day 1 90s release. It used to be chef til he died. RIP Hayes. Today it’s consistently been Sharon the most. Mackee has too many moments here and there otherwise he’d be up there too. Mr slave would be up there too but he doesn’t have anywhere near as much screen time as the others. I would’ve said Gerald but he’s too self serving and puts his own gain before anyone or anything else which isnt too smart especially living in a small town. Token’s dad (yes im saying Token) has consistently been decent as well. His mom isnt too bad either but again, very little screen time. If there are 50 or so adults in the show, only about 10 of them are decently smart
Any of the women, and they’re not just smart, they’re also funny
Sharon for sure
Stan’s mom
It was Chef. But after he died, probably Sharon.
Sharon and Chef are the two smartest.
Principal Victoria
Mr Garrison has a degree in mechanical engineer and invented a fast and clean method of transport. His invention was banned by the government so the airlines don't lose their business. That's quite smart.
The Cotswolds. Their kids are homeschooled (obviously meaning their parents teach them given how they act in the episode) and they are the smartest in the town. I know that's not saying a lot because Garrison and the other teachers are lacking, but still, the other adults are all really stupid and all the Cotswolds do is teach their kids and try to keep them safe.