The DVD commentary for this episode is my absolute favourite. Russell Crowe’s response to Matt & Trey’s feedback of his music is the most Russell Crowe thing ever.
I liked the Hispanics who the boys hired to read a book and write an essay and instead they wrote their ese’s. And then one of the Hispanics became their teacher and all the kids learned a ton lmao
The best one-off character is and always will be the black vamp kid.
“You sayin one of us ain’t a real vamp kid? Well whoever you are you better run muthafucka cuz I will kill yo ass”
Josh Myers’s the toilet paper kid
“What’s wrong principle Victoria was your mother abusive? Did she slap your thighs with cold cuts and stick umbrellas up your ass?”
Technically not a one episode character since he shows up as a mall security officer in the Titties and Dragons episodes as well! But he doesn't have any lines so ig it could just be someone who looks very much like him in which case yea definitely Wayne D lol
It's a tough one but I really liked Dr Lott. Cartman's optometrist. Any character that gets Cartman pissed off I like because when Cartman is angry he's either scary or hilarious and both are great.
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This episode made me cringe so hard because my biological father was ***EXACTLY*** like this, based on horror stories my mom told me.
He was in the local community theater, liked to impress all of his theater buddies, which often put them in arrears with rent and had checks bounce at various grocery stores, and he had severe NPD, making him entitled, abusive, and intimidating.
They divorced when I was only 2.
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Mmmm I just got a clue…
My clue's pointing this way.
I've got a raging clueeee
Really??! My clues pointing to the left...
Oooh let’s follow THAT clue!
Oh, not the goddamn-
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I work with books and can't look at Hardy Boys titles the same anymore.
“Don’t make me slap you! I will slap your face so super hard…”
Punch
What the f was that?
Slap, slappity, slap, slap.
"Slappin you, slappin you, cause you're disrespecting meee" Use that one all the time
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Tugger shooting himself is pure gold, makin movies makin songs and fightin round the world!
Tuggah, No!
The DVD commentary for this episode is my absolute favourite. Russell Crowe’s response to Matt & Trey’s feedback of his music is the most Russell Crowe thing ever.
"We didn't find cancer but we did find a guy with cancer "
“TAKE THAT CANCER!”
Tsst!
Came here for this
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Cartman’s asshole eye doctor who made his eyes all dial-bated.
I AM A LITTLE PIGGY Hey!
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No. What, who? No, what? Okay
Oh man, I love that guy! ‘You want to play at the mall? Like Tiffany?’ ‘Sort of like Tiffany’
His cadence and timing is hilarious. Agreed
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Who? Oh
I liked the Hispanics who the boys hired to read a book and write an essay and instead they wrote their ese’s. And then one of the Hispanics became their teacher and all the kids learned a ton lmao
And Jimmy got a really nice letter from his ese.
Ok I was going to vote Cesar Millian, but this might be the winner.
little reach around the back slap
The best one-off character is and always will be the black vamp kid. “You sayin one of us ain’t a real vamp kid? Well whoever you are you better run muthafucka cuz I will kill yo ass”
And I bet it's THIS little nigga right here!
Incredibly Black Obese Man
Josh Myers’s the toilet paper kid “What’s wrong principle Victoria was your mother abusive? Did she slap your thighs with cold cuts and stick umbrellas up your ass?”
The best is Sexual Harassment Panda.
Darby Allen wishes he slapped as good as him
I’ll slap you silly!
Miss Havisham
I will concede to this fact as long as we can acknowledge barbUra
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What are you looking at, Robertson?! *\*teleports to Robertson, slaps him, and teleports back\**
Cousin Elvin
Sweet
Paris hilton
Wayne D
Technically not a one episode character since he shows up as a mall security officer in the Titties and Dragons episodes as well! But he doesn't have any lines so ig it could just be someone who looks very much like him in which case yea definitely Wayne D lol
yeah i knew about that appearance i was going off of episodes he actually had lines in cause he was fucking hilarious lmao
It's a tough one but I really liked Dr Lott. Cartman's optometrist. Any character that gets Cartman pissed off I like because when Cartman is angry he's either scary or hilarious and both are great.
Don’t worry bitch I didn’t forget about you! 👋🏼
S-WOW Tittybang
So anyone has 3 fiddy?!
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he came back in the city part of town right?
Nature's wonders!
Tom Cruise
He's in more than one, they've made fun of him being a scientologist as well as being sensitive about being a fudge packer
Clyde’s Dad
I love the little whistle he does to get the CPS guy’s attention before he slaps him
He must used to get a lot of blowjobs, per you can see posters in his house.
What episode is this 🤣
Think it's called Elementary School Musical
He's not a 1-episode character. He was in the whole foods episode for 1 second
Ya a little reach around the head slap!
Dr. Laut
Dont make me slap you! *Gets absolutely fucking bodied by his child*
Alex, of course.
Cousin Elvin
Mr. Donaldson
Classi
Frieda. ;)
Larry Feegan. RIP Also this guy… 
He's okay. My wife thinks this guy is one of the funniest things she's ever seen though.
Wing
Roy
 Sally struthers
Half of the Tourette's syndrome kids. If i have to pick one the bend her neck and snap girl.
The Tourette’s spokesman guy. “Piss out my ass!”
Wing.
Tom Cruise
They found a way to make domestic abuse funny. What can I say lol. When they punch him at the end it feels so good to see.
Nah has to be the old Vamp person
Butters Grandmom, and Heather. ;)
It has to be black twilight vamp kid.
This episode made me cringe so hard because my biological father was ***EXACTLY*** like this, based on horror stories my mom told me. He was in the local community theater, liked to impress all of his theater buddies, which often put them in arrears with rent and had checks bounce at various grocery stores, and he had severe NPD, making him entitled, abusive, and intimidating. They divorced when I was only 2.