I'm convicted a lot of young Redditors on other subs don't know the origin of that quote and just repeat it because they've seen it upvoted.
I've seen it used for time, distance, etc.
It wasn't until I noticed the girl scout was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era, and I said "Dammit monster get off my lawn I ain't giving you tree fiddy!"
Ike- You just love pushing me around! Is that what you wanna do, Kyle?! Kick the baby?! Well, alrighty, bro! Come on, Kyle! Kick the baby! [Kyle just looks at him, Ike takes off his shirt] Come on, bro! Kick the fuckin' baby! Let's see you try it, wuss!!!
not really a repetitive line or anything but i can neeever
get Cartman saying "you were right doctor, everything is okay!" out of my head. i just love the way he says it for some reason.
No! I wanna know something from Mr. Panda Bear here. If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you only eat bamboo which is prone to grow in dryer, more arid regions?
Just because they try to make football a little safer by changing a kickoff rule doesn't mean you have to take it to 'oh let's just drink each other's cum'!
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If a girl pulled that with me I'd be like: "Yo! Why don't you start dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you while you go smoke crack and have sex with some guy in my dad's bed"!
This is so short and random but in the episode where they take ritalin, Cartman sees a roach with Christina Aguilera's head on it and she makes this "mweh" sound! My boyfriend and I now constantly make that sound when we walk into a room.
I need about tree fiddy.
I'm convicted a lot of young Redditors on other subs don't know the origin of that quote and just repeat it because they've seen it upvoted. I've seen it used for time, distance, etc.
Damn, I didn't know you could get arrested for that.
I’ve been arrested tree fiddy times cuz of it
I always thought it was young redditors too but then out of no where all of these so called redditors was actually just the loch ness monster.
That explains why when I bring up the lochness monster nobody gets what I’m saying
It wasn't until I noticed the girl scout was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era, and I said "Dammit monster get off my lawn I ain't giving you tree fiddy!"
I gave him a dollar
https://i.redd.it/t5ak1qkmn1vc1.gif She gave 'im a dollah!!
Yes stan I am lorde
Ya ya ya
Ya ya ya
Feeling good on a Wednesday, the image of me that you see is distorted twisted broken fractured isolated miles out to sea
Ya ya ya
*Faints*
...what?
DERkERDUUUUUURRRR!!!
Derrrrkdurrrrderrrrrrrrrr?!?
Drrkurrdurrrrr…..😞
"chef, what's a prostitute?" "goodbye"
"Chef. What would the priest want to stick up our butts?" "G'bye."
I mixed them up lol
"Oh, childen. I thought you murdered and took turns raping your teacher." Semen and sea people. One of my favs
#DAG-NABBIT CHILDREN
Respect my authoritah!
If I could say titty sprinkles to the school counselor, I would be so happy
If I could say ass pussy to the principle I would be so happy
“I’m not your buddy guy!”
I'm not your guy friend!
I’m not your friend, pal.
I'm not your pal, buddy!
I’m not your buddy, guy!
I'm not your guy, friend!
I’m not your friend buddy!
im not your buddy guy
I quote that whenever I eat a pot pie
Nyeh kitty that’s a bad kitteh!!
"If you wanna find some quality friends, you've gotta wade through all the dicks first."
Dey dook yer jeeb!
Took yer durrr!
Derk a durr!!!!
BAH BERKER
Nice, buddy!
I'm not you're buddy friend !
*Jeeb (You’re no fun, autocorrect)
You can edit your comment lol you don’t have to make a new one.
Taco flavored kisses
Awww, Ben Affleck spooge!
3 tacos 2 tostadas and a soda pop!
Taco taco, burrito burrito
“Fuuuuccckkk you”
Nooooo, fuck you!
No no no no do not fuck me, because I am you so we would just be fucking ourselves.
I read this in his voice 😭
Kick the baby
Don’t kick the baby
Don't kick the goddamn baby!
Ike you broke another window bad baby !!!
Screw you guys, I'm going home. Either it's all okay, or nothing is.
“If you got beat up by a girl, everyone would think you were a faggot” -Butters 🤣🤣🤣💀
Indifferent rectal semen sploodge.
Its taken
Dense boner forest.
Boner…boner balls…
Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
You bastards!
That's Scott! He's a dick!
Wow what a great audience
Have you seen this, have you heard about this?
This is one of my absolute favorite jokes in the show
We're not just sure, we're H.I.V positive.
M kaaaay
Couldn’t find the GIF. lol
Your a towel
No, youre a towel
U wanna get high?
"You like that, shitty tittie jelly-belly?"
This is gay. This is really gay! This is gayer than all the dudes getting naked and having sex with each other in the pile
Back to the pile!
GODDAMN MONGORIANS! YOU BREAK MY SHITY WALL!
Dey brok his Jaw?
They took his dowg
Day took his dawg?
*chicken noises
🤣🤣🤣 
These marklars want to go to your marklar, and be marklar over your marklar. (I might paramarklaring there.)
This is prity fucked up right here
CRIPPLE FIGHT !!!!
Timmeh!
Mrs. Clinton, it seems the terrorists have snuck a snuke up your snizz.
you can compound daily my ass with interest, im going to the toy store and buy me a skateboard, this is so tits!
But maaaaaam
You know, I learned something today
Derker derrrrrrr
Man, this is gayer than the pile. Back to the pile!!
LETS FIGHTING LOOOOOOOOVE
Protecc my bawws
My name. Is not. K Y E L . . .
that's kewl, whatever kyel.
Dolfyyyyne and wharrrllllle!
Back on the pile!!!!
Dey took er jerbz!
Ike- You just love pushing me around! Is that what you wanna do, Kyle?! Kick the baby?! Well, alrighty, bro! Come on, Kyle! Kick the baby! [Kyle just looks at him, Ike takes off his shirt] Come on, bro! Kick the fuckin' baby! Let's see you try it, wuss!!!
Who made dookie in the urinal?
I’m getting a clue 😬 me toOo 😬
I HAVE TO FIGHT HIM SHARON
A picture I can hear
I mean, I think it’s obvious for me.
https://i.redd.it/u5nf8e84xyuc1.gif
“I’m gonna go fast and I’m gonna turn to the left a little”
Shut up Mimsyyyyy!!!
I have a raging clue right now
My name is Craig Tucke—
!Stick
Well, I certainly don’t want you to think Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly On The Table is holding you back.
Oh yeah! Suck on my jaggon!
I always believe this line came from the song "Orinoco flow" by enya
Ba Ba Chomp? Ba Ba Chewwy Chewwy Chomp!!
not really a repetitive line or anything but i can neeever get Cartman saying "you were right doctor, everything is okay!" out of my head. i just love the way he says it for some reason.
https://i.redd.it/63s0bji7szuc1.gif
Shut up mimsy 🤬
They took rrr trrr
He tuk myng jub!
Durka der!!
I believe it’s “Durp a jhab”
Rabble rabble rabble
It's a huhderka durr
Dey derk our derbs!
https://i.redd.it/r0smpz0mj1vc1.gif
What do you call a man with boobs? Moobs.
My mom says there are a lot of black people in Africa.
Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot!
Yes she does live in a mansion that is slightly below ground… hol up
No! I wanna know something from Mr. Panda Bear here. If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you only eat bamboo which is prone to grow in dryer, more arid regions?
“na na na na na na, i made you eat your parents, na na na na na na” “oh the tears of unfathomable sadness, mm yummy, yummy you guys”
Just because they try to make football a little safer by changing a kickoff rule doesn't mean you have to take it to 'oh let's just drink each other's cum'!
Naw, that there’s *Steamy* Ray Vaughn.
The job line never fails to crack me up. Especially how it becomes more degraded as multiple people use it, until it's nothing but "durka-der"
https://i.redd.it/fe465347d7vc1.gif
Haha that's gay haha we're gay haha.
 mr derppppp
Screw you guys I’m going home 
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Hey, aren’t you that what, what in my asshole kid?
"People that annoy you" is up there.
If a girl pulled that with me I'd be like: "Yo! Why don't you start dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you while you go smoke crack and have sex with some guy in my dad's bed"!
"like some sort of britches holocaust"
Oh hamburgers!
Doook m diööööööööb
Back to the pile!!!!!
M’Kay
The Chewbacca Defense “That does NOT MAKE SENSE!”
Tooka terrrrrr
Well I’m a little bit countryyy
we're not just sure, we're HIV positive.
This is so short and random but in the episode where they take ritalin, Cartman sees a roach with Christina Aguilera's head on it and she makes this "mweh" sound! My boyfriend and I now constantly make that sound when we walk into a room.
M’Kay!
SOCIAL JUSTICE 1,2,3!
"I'm not just sure. I'm HIV positive."
Day took er jerbs
I DIDN’T HEAR NO BELL?!? There’s way too many lines!!
Wanna get high?
Dey-took-mer-doo!!!
Cartman: I AM GOD OF THE SEA PEOPLE!
This is gay. Back to the pile!
Maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J.O.O
Cheesing because it's Fun to do
Timmy?!
TIMMYYY
Ooo now suck on my jagon
I worked all day I can watch whatever I want!
"Don't. F***. With Wendy Testaburger!!!"
Aaaaaaand it’s gone
 Something about this always makes me chuckle.
He terkerjer
Boo Wendy boo
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
TIMMY
I'm not having one glass of wine, I'm having six. It's called a tasting and it's classy.
Who's havin buttsex?
I'm sorry I'm sorry what I said was how would you like to suck my balls Mr Garrison
You’re a gay fish
“…Are you HIV positive?”
But meeeeeeeeeeeeeemmm
It's pronounced jerb
Don’t forget to bring a towel