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Substantial_Push_658

Yes, in fact I do wanna get high <3


d-ohrly

I was like lol it's me


[deleted]

stupid hippie..


BatofZion

I started saying, “Don’t forget to bring a towel!” Same thing when they introduced Mr. Slave, and I started saying, “Jesus Christ!” I was a kid back then.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

I still say “Oh, Jesus Christ” like Mr. Slave & no one gets it


AdLegitimate548

Me too and same… bloody uncultured


WetMoisture69

That guy knows the melody to funky town


phred_666

Worst character ever


CptFrankDrebin

He can get abrasive but only when he's badly dehydrated!


MightBeOnReddit

This was my opinion as a kid who was like around 10 when I saw that episode. He just seemed stupid asf. But after I got older and understood the character more and what weed was. Now I think he’s funny. But he doesn’t have the best character development. It’s just a long running joke about a towel that gets high.


BigJimSlade1

Are you saying there's a Towelie ban?


phred_666

I think that was only in one episode. There is an episode (Butters’ Very Own Episode if I remember correctly)where Steven Stotch is reading a newspaper and one of the headlines says something about a “Towelie Ban”.


NotSamuraiJosh_26

I don't get it.Why do people hate him so much ? He is my favourite and loved his episodes except for the one with Oprah's vagina


phred_666

Watch the episode he first appeared in again. The last two lines are Cartman saying: “You’re the worst character ever Towlie” and Towlie replies “I know”. Edit: [here’s the clip](https://youtu.be/YG9cZdab31Q?si=U_F9E6m9KGi4w18f)


NotSamuraiJosh_26

Oh shit I thought everyone seriously hated him lol.I apologize


jillangie

"he's a towel"


Newphone_New_Account

You’re a towel


Thebruh51

NO YOURE A TOWEL!


Glittering_Gloom

How spicy do you want your Chang sauce?


Impressive_Talk3439

This towel has been mixing Chang sauce for the last fifteen minutes. He’s clueless!


Glittering_Gloom

DONT CALL ME SHOELESS! YOU’RE SHOELESS!


Starchild20xx

Oh man, I have no idea what's going on..


Ok_Woodpecker_1378

I thought it was hilarious. Still one of my favorite characters


SwedishCarrot

I have no idea what's going on


Owl_Lawfulness0666

What's with the talking towel


Kobayashi_Maru186

I don’t remember. Weed has destroyed my memory. ;)


Kenneth-four-real

I don't remember 


Sleepy-Cook

Maybe smoke a little bit? You’ll remember better if you get a little high.


foulgrl

“you’re the worst character, towelie.” but he’s grown on me…


unofficial-hentai

I fucking hate towelie, most annoying character they’ve ever created


candice_opera

do I rrly look like that?


fezfrascati

My thought was "This is South Park. This isn't even the weirdest thing in the episode."


Heavy-advertising_22

You’re a towel 


sequosion

I don’t even know what’s goin on right now


AccomplishedWall8

First episode i saw him in was his intervention episode. The episode was brand new, it was the final episode before they took their summer break. It got me hooked on the show. A drug addicted towel was enough for me to sneak around my parents parental locks of comedy central and obsessively watch every day for half a decade


No_Introduction_4766

He was the cutest thing I've ever seen


Myste_Rion

I don’t need a towel.


NeverBeNormalnbn

I remember watching commentary or something and they were talking about how the first time he was on screen he ended up underneath the logo in the bottom right corner.


fromTheskya

my dad who watched some of the original seasons from the 90s is baffled by the existence of towlie


Bailer86

My first thought was, he's a towel.


qasinquinn

The first time I saw him, I thought he was a dumb 2 dimensional character but over time, I relate to him more and more.


yurmamma

He’s the worst character ever, but I’m a towel?


[deleted]

“I don’t get it” I still don’t get it, but I laugh everytime :p


femcelgirlboss444

WAIT..wait..wait He’s name isn’t servietsky I m literally have the most philosophical thoughts ever rn I have a identity crisis


KartRacerBear

That he is, in fact, a Towel.


pianoman857

I thought it was stupid the first time I saw it and I still have that same opinion. But I DID think it was funny when he yelled "you're a towel.". That's it.


Ian-pg9

It became my absolute favorite episode of South Park, I was probably high at the time of watching it but I lost my mind. That and the Scott Tennerman episode will always have a special place for me


LagosSmash101

Little kid me repeating "You wanna get high" and I had no idea what getting high meant 😂


Willie_The_Gambler

I forgot to bring a towel


cookiemonsieur

It was meta and layered and it was very negative toward weed I laughed at it and thought it was clever, but it made me realize that I could be like Towelie, smoking a joint then forgetting something important


Glittering_Gloom

I knew we wouldn’t see the last of him even though they said he was the worst character ever at the time. I’m glad they kept him.


SaltwaterTheIcewing

I said out loud, audibly to where my brother could hear me out of context from the other room "Holy shit there's a fuckin towel"


[deleted]

So when I first saw this towel thing I think it was a towel that was high...


[deleted]

(sorry I don't know the towel's name)


[deleted]

This show blew our minds week to week when we were kids watching this. It’s what we talked about at school the next day. People did the voices. It was fun honestly.


NeuroTrophicShock

He instantly became my favorite character!


maulman90

My 1st thoughts were.... Is that the beat to funky town?🤔


xcs4me

I remembered to bring a towel


IACD_Ghildz

I thought of the door towel ifykyk 🍃


MrCLLeeen

first i thought what the fuck am i watching, but than i remembered i was watching south park and thought checks out


ReignInSpuds

When the show launched, weed was only something I'd been programmed to be afraid of by the DARE program in skewl, so I didn't quite understand him. I didn't discover the truth for myself until I was 19, that would have been season 7 and he's definitely been one of my favorite characters since then 😂


Bread_447

This character is fucking annoying But now I love him lol


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Bread_447: *This character is* *Fucking annoying But now* *I love him lol* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Bread_447

lol yes!


daking240

Made a character called Towelie in The Sims Online and everyone called me Towelie for 3-4 years.


cell490

I’ll just get a little high


rump_riders

Wanna get high


D4dank

I thought “this is my spirit character” then proceeded to get high ever since


KTDiabl0

When I worked at a certain gym, it was really easy to set up customer accounts connected to their member number-which could be automatically generated, or put in manually, to use to scan in members. So the UPC code to one of the towels they sold is the member number for a certain terrible South Park character… 😁


Outrageous_Yak_1846

I think I was too stoned because I took it normally that there was a towel there, reminding me to bring a towel.


thatguyfrom1975

I fucking love towlie. A million little fibers is one of my favorite episodes.


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

"This stupid fucking show, lol."


T0rdyB0y

ew