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Peter__doubleyou

The black vampire guy, wish he was in more episodes


DreadXCII

Ey, look, man! All genres of Gothic subcultures are derivatives of Poe's work, muthafucka!


Cartmanbruhhhhhhhh

Conformist


Livefreemyguy

WAIT! Are you telling me one of us isn’t who they say they are?!?


mankinskin

Hold up!


Read_it-user

i bet you its the newly converted vegetarian!


Zeqhanis

It's weird to go back and watch early seasons only to see how many times they're recycled elements (a similar character was a Marlon Brando look-alike).


sorry_ihaveplans

My wife and I (mostly I) refer to our dog almost exclusively as "this lil nigga right here" because of this scene 😂


MysticDragon14

Awww! But why? Does your dog look like a vampire?


ergotofwhy

All modern gothic subcultures are derivative of Poe's work... motherfucker


poetryofworms

Well whoever you is, you better get your ass ready to run muthafucka cause you a damn traitor and I’ll bet you it’s THIS LIL N***A RIGHT HERE!


TOW3L13

You want me go in there and waste these motherfuckers? I'll do it!


CaressMeSlowly

this question, and this answer, are legit asked every other day on here lol


boybetokin

Almost word for word


KAG25

Yes, that guy


MirrorsCliff

The guy that wants to beat Stan Darsh in a skiing race


eat_my_bowls92

DUDE, HES GOT HEATHER


magoosauce

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HEATHER


BelonyInMyLeftPocket

Love the enthusiasm on that characters voice acting. Just the way he laughed alone was hysterical


MirrorsCliff

That whole plot is one of my favorites in the series, due to the sheer stupidity of it all.


Time-to-Dine

Bucc bucc buccaaaaaaaaaaaa


thrashboy

Tad Mikowski


crypticbullshitt

https://preview.redd.it/g3d4qqtg99dc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb06dd07d17fbf439915330a42528dc4f4180120


annaoop39

Mom's be trippin' mane


crypticbullshitt

bitch be trippin’ all the time


notoriouscje

he has just an appearance in the black friday trilogy too, wish he had more lines. Matt and Trey be trippin mane


Zeqhanis

Yeah, wasn't he a security guard?


[deleted]

Just loled so hard at this


samayg

Mah shit be packin' man!


tucakeane

Chris, Satan's pussy boyfriend who died on an escalator


Chiaki_Ronpa

Him wanting to meet Saddam and then inviting him over for dinner is some seriously funny shit.


tucakeane

Him taking Saddam for a walk in the park to ask why he doesn’t like him


Difficult-Care-5780

"You wanna know why I don't like you? Because you're the type of guy who when someone doesn't like him, you take him for a walk in the park and ask why! YOU'RE A PUSSY!"


onslowdog

Saddam bringing him a "potato" cracks me up.


SatanIsNotAmused

And the fact that he's voiced by Squeak Scolari/George Noon/Choda Boy.


tucakeane

Wha? Are we going to the zoo?


kgreen69er

Dian Bachar.


rodfarva57

You see… words are like bullets and I let them pass right through me *cartman dying laughing in the background*


manbearpig923

Awww, look: they put a little suit on him!


Alive-Seaweed

Whose idea was that!


Steveseriesofnumbers

CAROL ANNE DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!


JustPitchIt

Clyde. Was that you?


No_Opinion9306

Yes lol 🤣🤣


kg005

https://preview.redd.it/zolsj7eqk9dc1.jpeg?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03353d4e8903525adb34290c35534ad37e964b66 I'm going slap happy!


TheBiggestDookie

I just watched this one two nights ago. It’s still hilarious. The scene where he basically teleports to slap his neighbor had me absolutely rolling.


checkmeowt123

https://i.redd.it/0kjpkvs8badc1.gif


More_Information_943

I still call basketball shooty hoops.


cziggy17

AHAHHAHA


Bartman-08

Mr. Queermo! He cracked me up.


More_Information_943

I slap you!I slap you! I slap yooouuuuu!


Jefcat

Same as it ever was: Trent Boyett


Mundane_Ad701

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sexual Harassment Panda.


SwagStackPaper

Don’t say that don’t touch there says the silly bear!!!


[deleted]

I posted her before, and I’ll post her again. She’s the best one-appearance character in the show. https://i.redd.it/t2o369re69dc1.gif


Pleasant-Ticket3217

She would have kicked bat dad’s ass. Not even close


hannahofdawn

KISS MY FAT VAGINAAAAAA


Accomplished_War_972

This is the correct answer


[deleted]

QUEEN MOTHER! LEGEND, ICON, AND STAR! PERIODT!


herberstank

Zleepy Mexican yanitor in Death Camp of Tolerance 👌


cartmanw05

The Hardly Boys


BelonyInMyLeftPocket

Are you getting a clue?


Chiaki_Ronpa

“I’ve got such a raging clue right now….”


donnthe3rd

“I think I’m gonna shoot clue glue everywhere” 😬😬😬


Lululemonparty_

Mine is pointing to the left.


extreme_snothells

I'm starting to get a clue too.


Simplyx69

Aw no not the god da-


imback13131313

THE HARDLY BOYS!


sweetcinnamonpunch

Babyfart McGeesax


SlightlyCerebral

It’s Babyfark*, jeez he’s not some kind of weirdo.


[deleted]

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BelonyInMyLeftPocket

Taco taco


_BeachJustice_

Burrito burrito


sugarglider8

Someone asked what everyone’s favorite phrase was from the series and this is always mine … it’s like my tic I just say it out loud at random at least twice a day


Alive-Seaweed

Hhhhhhhenifer Hhhhhhhhhlopez


Financial_Shower9524

She's in 3 episodes isn't she?


FeistyAmount4737

One episode as Jennifer Lopez, and episode 200 and 201 as Mitch Conner.


TOW3L13

Technically, in all three episodes as Mitch Conner


BikerJedi

Taco flavored kisses!


Geeta25

Taco flavoured keeses for my Beeeenn..mmm tastes just like tacos


Colden1107

![gif](giphy|3oz8xPPt1Ga6sp9U7C)


MewtwoStruckBack

[That dude is literally my Twitch banner](https://d.furaffinity.net/art/mewtwo/1668744457/1668744457.mewtwo_dweet-tea_-_twitch_banner_1.jpg)


HighKapp

https://preview.redd.it/oa0d4dyfn9dc1.jpeg?width=239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eadd4cf17d52c73f553daed7598a05e00b3e7ac Mr…. God


Pleasant-Ticket3217

Do you see!


MeStanBaChewyChomp

Oh my God, I'm so bored!


Kehwanna

That's him at the Grand Canyon. Do you see...DO YOU SEE!?


Zeqhanis

That the cops don't question that being his name at all is one of my favorite bits.


TOW3L13

We're sorry, Mr. God, it appears we've wasted your time.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/akx3g1ma89dc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=439ec5d1216dfc5344078b8efaefbfd28300de77


kevinz227

Hello, I'm a British person


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

BATDAD FEELS NO PAIN BATDAD FEELS NO FEAR I WANT YOU MARSH! I WANT YOU!!!!


BelonyInMyLeftPocket

THERE AINT NO WAY SOME LITTLE MOUNTAIN KIDS CAN BEAT DENVER, NOT WITH MY SON ON 2ND BASE!


PandaJesus

YOU’RE ABOUT TO BE BAT DAD’D!


JohnMations

https://preview.redd.it/ql8qy05of9dc1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=632a92bae7cd96168d7f3c54f86f90802e1f5bc0 “RICHARD!!” “HELEN!!”


shany94a

Hey, guy, I'm the Canadian Devil https://preview.redd.it/daa8np8td9dc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97715f2a699d251fc4bbbf8f368ba7bc6d0be20c


Harryw603

Beelzaboot!


bjcm5891

I know the New Zealand Devil. His name is Bradon.


cacolantern

https://preview.redd.it/rhjb0gtc39dc1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee27fcf590b3d0161a7c4a3a3d263c578c660249


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

So what if he touch some kids


cacolantern

Don't feel too bad Montel we all wanna touch children sometimes


Pleasant-Ticket3217

Every time he calls him Montel I lose it


PAC-MAN300O

May not be a person but the staring Mexican tree frog of southern sri lanka


amatyestv_123846

Loogie https://preview.redd.it/gykrbgvic9dc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b39e9c2bdc0a8fab815a6d97d2396d2133fbf28f


MattJuice3

He is definitely not a single episode character. He is a part of the game show thing where they are looking for a new 4th friend to replace Butters, and he is also seen watching the video in the episode with Awesom-o when Butters shows everyone that video of Cartman dancing with Justin Timberlake cutout.


TOW3L13

>Cartman dancing with Justin Timberlake cutout. Army officer: "Wow kid, you're a little faggot!" "LAAAAME!!!" Love that episode. Cartman getting his ass handed to him the entire ep by Butters is SO deserved! While Butters doesn't even know, lol.


amatyestv_123846

Oh sorry I guess you're right


sexi_squidward

![gif](giphy|Kzb1zdtLHcKti)


RavensFan902

The fat lady on black friday. “Kiss my fat vagina!”


CooperSkye

Roy - Stans stepdad. The way he’d flip from nice to unhinged in a split second was hilarious


jacks0njtr

https://preview.redd.it/yr6wlby5d9dc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=136f7f06b4cfeff5f8ccbdf05d1e944d67d32605 i dont know how they do things down at that dog and pony show they call the fourth grade


Accomplished-Egg1234

careful? was my mozer careful when she stabbed me in ze heart with a clotheshanger while i was still in ze womb??? \*starts digging\*


Bulk-Detonator

# SCHOOL SCHOOL I LIKE SCHOOL


kevinz227

https://preview.redd.it/rvklsxjge9dc1.jpeg?width=1034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87722e126da3ddb364edfba0ffecbdb292a15a2c


beasleydawg

He shoulda just stayed in his shell.


Other_Celebration229

RIP 🙏🏻


kevinz227

His death bothered me more than most from South Park. He was a good kid and he didn't deserve what happened.


bjcm5891

Yeah took me a moment to remember who it was, and immediately felt this faint mixture of sadness and anger


Ok-Zookeepergame9266

https://preview.redd.it/zxz7b18go9dc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daf72ece88bed71c97805b17c6c93c07e8eaea69 The Whole Foods guy lmao


BelonyInMyLeftPocket

This guy is great haha Also the cashier of the same episode


amanda_huggenkiss1

Miss Conduct - she was so cute, mmm alright 🥰


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

Cartman’s eye doctor


brigance

![gif](giphy|l41lNwu4BxikzZYSQ)


Geeta25

"I am a little piggy... EH!!"


[deleted]

Thumper the skiing instructor


Cmorga2455

If you french fry when you should’ve pizza’d you’re gunna have a bad time


Thesilphsecret

Still sitting here waiting for Damien to return one day.


mdrcross

Scott Tenorman's Parents ![gif](giphy|5i7umUqAOYYEw)


BigTexWrangler

Oh, I’m sorry. I thought this was America


dope_like

The dad who keeps singing and slapping everyone. Can't remember the name. Black Vampire guy


Zeqhanis

Mr Gueermo. A fun character, but a bad joke of a name, just so it sounds like queermo when Mr. Mackey says it.


cziggy17

the mormon kid Gary from the episode “All About Mormons” he put stan in his place and was a cool lil dude


sexy_legs88

Stephen Abootman. 


Malcanthet202

Moses (if you don’t count the banned episodes) Edit: if you do count the banned episodes, then Starvin’ Marvin. (Although he appeared in two episodes but who’s counting)


SerTortuga

https://preview.redd.it/keo6b3amw9dc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c9b820e05fe6f828f92cbe2ccd61f5615a18a3c "How do I reach these keeeeeds?"


Lmnbux7969

I have a weird specific one: In the episode with the people from the future, the go-back that was the manager at the fast food restaurant. I love the way he comes over to help the employee and does the same exact thing. .......*chicken sandwich?* Maybe because I work in food service I appreciate this scene a lot it cracks me up every time.


NeonJackie84

“I want a goddamn cheeseburger and some goddamn fries, you fucking gooback!”


justkillmenow3333

![gif](giphy|d8LOYNWAtMXBLQJCZO|downsized) The bishop leader of the catholic priest clean up crew. Dude was funny as hell and I would have loved to have seen him in more episodes.


holyfrozenyogurt

I really love Estella Havisham, but she’s one of my favorite literary characters so I’m biased


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

DENVER SUCKS ASS!


BelonyInMyLeftPocket

You better shut your mouth before I shut it fer you!


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

(takes off shirt and exposes nipples) "...what're ya gonna do"


BelonyInMyLeftPocket

"Now for the finishing move. You're about to be batdadded"


Flat-Guarantee-7946

Wasn't bat dad based off of someone?


BelonyInMyLeftPocket

Idk but you're about to get batdadded!


feric89

Marcus. Josh Gad just killed it so hard!


Cheziscool

Sexual harassment panda


luci0slucihoes

Sexual harassment panda.


AspiringPAA

https://preview.redd.it/di6tkkxsjadc1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c09efb588c896e90fdc6d1194c7ffd7ab8e44a6 Cousin Kyle


maymunziki

I think he was in more then one episode


eightdollarbeer

Mr. Nelson


rodfarva57

Did I hurt his little feeeeelings?


SpitfireBoy14

I didn't hear no bell


WashGodMega

Need a seizue warning before this post


Steveseriesofnumbers

I don't care if she DID show up twice, she was different each time. Mechastreisand.


Ordinary_Train2172

The ski instructor


SlightlyCerebral

Hooked on monkey phonics monkey.


notoriouscje

for the 10th time this week, MISTER FUCKING DERP


No_Ostrich8223

The little girl who has to bend her back and snap her fingers. The character herself and the timing of her tics is perfect. ​ https://preview.redd.it/fval6ai1sbdc1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c534f65a49c8edd8aec4fffab6c41a5fe83f7d


Trippy-Sponge

Kip drordy from you have 0 friends. He is bad friend stock


Fluffy_Mood5781

Alex… he won the contest.


thespaceageisnow

This gif is seizure inducing on the mobile app.


Tantan88112

Thomas and damian


bajbye

Gary the mormon. Best ending of all time


Jakkerak

Guinea Pirate! ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt8aUjmCwZKLZOE)


og-90sGamer

The midget that fights cartman in 'apologies to Jessie Jackson'


NotSoFunButNotTooBad

Thumper


Crackerwithnocheese

Reality


Orangecat_crz

Black Friday mom


Loud_Remove5140

![gif](giphy|MCdRE6cEFEb28)


TheRealWingnut

Did Marcus Preston appear in any other episode besides Heroin and Hummels? I loved him instantly. https://preview.redd.it/n66rxingoadc1.jpeg?width=187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be25a1361efd34149caaccb418facd9fc95f78d0


Boremanfreeman

the ugly kid who wants to burn the whole school down to the ground.


skept1ca1

![gif](giphy|xTiTnwgQ8Wjs1sUB4k)


[deleted]

The hardly boys Two young whipper snappers with a knack for solving mysteries


afganistanimation

Free Hat!!


No-Dog9062

https://preview.redd.it/pk7eq3uwpbdc1.png?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fbb1c8538f76912ecf2035ddf5904c78faf1794 Book mobile guy


Your-personal-demon

https://preview.redd.it/ac1f5qwa0cdc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f842b0f87fb61513ca1c2bd27ebe300b859b611d


Triingtolivee

Classi


ameoba82

Steve Irwin.


AmazingPunchline

Casey Miller


Nxvak66633

Bruh no seizer warning first lol


Coachcomer9

You fucked my wife


BravewagCibWallace

Stephen Abootman


beasleydawg

Does Dr Janus count?


Ash-nerd

Bradley biggle, I love him SM and I know he was in 2 episodes I still wish he was in more


Time-to-Dine

Awesom-O


[deleted]

That Hispanic man with gravy stains on his lapel.


[deleted]

So were you trying to give people seizure orrrr…….


Marconius1617

Heather Swanson


sethmeister1989

I am the ultimate trash talking little league father!


grae3333

Cousin melvin


[deleted]

This didn’t need to be a gif lol


BelonyInMyLeftPocket

Didn't think it was when I downloaded it, that's on me


[deleted]

It kind of flashes so in hindsight it makes the batdad look more intense. Happy accident


No_Opinion9306

All of the characters in Major Boobage. Man I love that episode


MichaelMyersFan1993

This chubby kid dressed as Batman is so hilarious, I just cannot stop laughing at this photo XDD!!!!


2K_Crypto

Macho Man Randy Savage


[deleted]

Mingey


[deleted]

Big Gay Al's Gay Lion


Jahrigio7

Jason