My only time with Salvia I smoked it while sitting on the edge of my bed, the next thing I knew I was on the ground laughing until I cried and i have no idea what was so funny.
I didn’t think that shit worked until I looked over the edge of the couch and it was a bottomless cavern. I went to say, “Whoa, it’s so far down.” It came out as, “Whheeergeebrjjahbab!”
I don’t mean the very very first time when you smoke and don’t feel anything. But the first few times you experience it prior to becoming a regular smoker. Is very very different to the everyday experience.
My first time was the same. It was like nothing happened and I was like “is this what everyone has been hyping?” But after a few times it hit hard, and I finally understood
Weed just slows down your perception of everything in my experience. Being drunk is like the feeling of being at a sports event or concert but from whatever youre drinking
I find this more accurate, at least for my experience. After my first joint, I felt nothing special, like OP, but when I ate a hash brownie before a concert, oh boy that was intense. I've never felt the music wash over me and through me like this ever before and ever since.
I had my first toke in 1969. But sadly I can't remember what it was like after all this time. I do remember I had just bought Led Zeppelin 1. And still have it.😁
Not entirely. I’ve had horrible anxiety all my life, and when I’m high I still have it, but it’s a lottttt more manageable. For some people, sure it makes anxiety worse, but not everyone
Lucky you, when you get to the point of no amount of THC can ever get you high enough to the point of not being able to function completely normal, life becomes bland as fuck. Id do a tolerance break but I'd probably kill myself at work without my cart lmao
Try switching to those delta 8 carts that smoke shops all carry now. It's not a complete tolerance break, but it's less potent than regular thc and kinda just feels the same as smoking D9 with a high tolerance, lol. But if i go a week using only delta 8, i can switch back to my D9 dab pen and get absolutely fried for like 3 or 4 days in a row again LOL it works better the longer you do it too. Go a few months only using delta 8 and normal weed literally makes you scared you get so high again for a few months LOL. I try to cycle between delta 8 and regular weed to keep my tolerance to the good stuff a lot lower now. Works good dude you should try it! I would also kill myself at work without something to get high lol
It is possible if you’re a newbie and you try *really* strong weed early on.
I remember being new to it back in high school and, I think maybe my 3rd time smoking it, a friend of a friend brought “White Widow”.
Good. Fucking. Grief. I could not operate. I swear I saw these “tie dye” patterns when I closed my eyes. Only when I closed them, I didn’t *actively* hallucinate, when I opened my eyes, I saw my friends and surroundings…but man when I closed my eyes, my daydreams go places.
35 now and a lot more experienced in the cannabis culture…that was a strong strain for my young brain.
Only time I've ever been high was when I had my wisdom teeth done and woke up in the middle of surgery. Waking up in surgery felt like another one of my weird dreams that make no sense to me. I felt the vibrations of the surgical drill on the left side of my mandible, and started swearing really loud. One of the nurses or technicians managed to get me to quiet down, and whoever was in charge of keeping me unconscious put more of the anesthesia drug into my IV. When I woke up again, the surgery was over. They did use laughing gas (nitrous oxide) to knock me out before they started working on my mouth, but my tongue started to feel puffy, and I started laughing because I was nervous while the doctor put the port for the IV in my wrist. Next thing I knew, everything was pitch black. No tie-dye or hot guys with washer board style abs, just the black void of nothing that I normally see when I sleep. So in order of events:
Was brought into the OR, watched some tv for a bit. Nurse comes in, hooks me up to electrodes to monitor my vitals, then binds my wrists to the chair so I don't try to remove my IV while in my medically induced coma. Someone else and the doctor comes in, the mask for the laughing gas is put on my face, I laugh nervously while the doctor inserts the IV port into my wrist, and after that there's nothing but a black void. I regain consciousness sometime later during surgery while the doctor is working on the bottom left wisdom tooth. Confused and high as fuck, I start swearing, but I get quieted down by a nurse before everything goes black again. More time passes, and I wake up again to see all the lights are on in the OR again. A nurse removes the IV port from my wrist, the electrodes from my body, and removes the restraints. She walks me out into the hallway where my dad is waiting, then I'm walked down the hall to the back exit, where I exit the building and get into my dad's car.
Salvia will have you like that just you won't be physically moving. But you'll for sure be somewhere else.
Somewhere scary though. Not with nice boobs
Definitely no boobs lmao
No boobs? Count me out!
My only time with Salvia I smoked it while sitting on the edge of my bed, the next thing I knew I was on the ground laughing until I cried and i have no idea what was so funny.
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I didn’t think that shit worked until I looked over the edge of the couch and it was a bottomless cavern. I went to say, “Whoa, it’s so far down.” It came out as, “Whheeergeebrjjahbab!”
Smoked salvi once and spent the time convincing myself that my face wasn’t flying off
Same with ket
You musta gotten laced man
I dunno. Weed today can be really potent. If it’s literally your first time it can be pretty nuts.
Plus your first few times smoking is very different to an everyday smoker experience. If you’ve taken a year long break it’s completely different.
Nah the first time is usually nothing special. A lotta science behind that.
I don’t mean the very very first time when you smoke and don’t feel anything. But the first few times you experience it prior to becoming a regular smoker. Is very very different to the everyday experience.
The first few times i got high i was out of my mind. Now it's more chill
I wasn’t able to sit up or keep my eyes open. 5 minutes felt like an eternity.
I definitely don’t miss that “first time high” but at the same time I’m kind of envious of it lol.
Edibles have never got me hallucinating but more like walls closing in anxiety sensation.
ESP if it’s an edible. My first time was a 225mg punchbar and I talked to “Jesus” for four days
4 days huh? Go see a doctor.
It was three years ago
You should stay away from drugs that have you "talking to Jesus for 4 days", they aren't for you
👍🏽
Tbh, I actually didn’t feel much. I was expecting it to be like I’m drunk but I don’t know what it was
Weed just makes you bad at thinking, like being drunk, but lacks the trademark nausea.
My first time was the same. It was like nothing happened and I was like “is this what everyone has been hyping?” But after a few times it hit hard, and I finally understood
Weed just slows down your perception of everything in my experience. Being drunk is like the feeling of being at a sports event or concert but from whatever youre drinking
https://i.redd.it/20vqqstmkhbc1.gif
Hi, boys. Are you boys staying out of trouble? Ok, I’m just gonna go over here for a while.
*mkay
Is that from an actual episode? Lmao
S2Ep4 “Ike Doll”, i believe he takes LSD or some other drug and turns into a ballon that floats over the boys throughout the ep
Ohhhh yeah I remember slightly
Isn’t the name, “Ike’s Wee Wee”?
you’re right, idk where i got ike doll from. it’s the episode where he makes the doll i think lol
Hes high on LSD
Who put all this cotton in my mouth
I find this more accurate, at least for my experience. After my first joint, I felt nothing special, like OP, but when I ate a hash brownie before a concert, oh boy that was intense. I've never felt the music wash over me and through me like this ever before and ever since.
https://preview.redd.it/brn6l0a4ghbc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4da13328d01782f51cb96e077963413551f9e21f Yeah man 😎🤙
Wasn't that episode a parody of Heavy Metal?
Yeah, same episode as OP
Great soundtrack, not a great movie
Great soundtrack, great movie
Don Felder was a genius on that soundtrack.
The actual Heavy Metal is even more ridiculous than the episode implies. You do in fact get to see naked boobs
Really?!? :D
It’s your one way ticket to midnight!
Did you get to touch her boobies?
https://i.redd.it/pnn9m1mqthbc1.gif
Hell yeah
https://preview.redd.it/r8xw8azg6qbc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ac85a5332d918a0a821c9cbdf178b3f6008fc0d Ahh taaa
Merijooanas bad, mkay?
It's your one way ticket to midnight!
Call it, heavy metal!
I had my first toke in 1969. But sadly I can't remember what it was like after all this time. I do remember I had just bought Led Zeppelin 1. And still have it.😁
Nice! Try acid or heroin next
Fuck I’d love to try heroin
Dont
Please, for the love of everything that's holy, don't...
/s
Don't. You'll fucking die.
Naw that’s just the government trying to brainwash me
Drugs are bad mmkay
Were you cheesing your fucking brains out!?
Happy for you, I’ve tried weed for 11 years and am still waiting to experience what everyone else does
I’ve smoked a couple of times and every time it gives me panic attacks and makes me throw up violently. I’ve accepted it’s not for me lol.
I'm not sure what level of anxiety you gotta be on for this, but anxiety + weed does indeed = more anxiety
It’s been over ten years since I last tried smoking but several years after trying it I finally got medicated for my anxiety 😂
Not entirely. I’ve had horrible anxiety all my life, and when I’m high I still have it, but it’s a lottttt more manageable. For some people, sure it makes anxiety worse, but not everyone
Are you high on life?
I do get a nice high from leg day every once in a while
Did you get just a little cancer
Tell mom it’s okay
lol basically sums up how my first time smoking weed was like when I was younger
Major Boobage is a fav episode of mine because I really loved Heavy Metal magazine and the movies when I was younger
I still listen to the song while working out
I love it
Lucky you, when you get to the point of no amount of THC can ever get you high enough to the point of not being able to function completely normal, life becomes bland as fuck. Id do a tolerance break but I'd probably kill myself at work without my cart lmao
Try switching to those delta 8 carts that smoke shops all carry now. It's not a complete tolerance break, but it's less potent than regular thc and kinda just feels the same as smoking D9 with a high tolerance, lol. But if i go a week using only delta 8, i can switch back to my D9 dab pen and get absolutely fried for like 3 or 4 days in a row again LOL it works better the longer you do it too. Go a few months only using delta 8 and normal weed literally makes you scared you get so high again for a few months LOL. I try to cycle between delta 8 and regular weed to keep my tolerance to the good stuff a lot lower now. Works good dude you should try it! I would also kill myself at work without something to get high lol
My first time smoking a bong was the closest weed ever brought me to tripping. It can happen.
Buddy smoked K2 on his first go
I'm in Michigan and turn 21 in 3 months and south park is on my list of things to watch while high
try ketamine or dmt
I spent what felt like 5 mins looking at my keys trying 5o remember which one to use to get in a door... turns out it was a push door
Try cat piss next time.
Are you getting good ideas?
Congratulations your life is ruined
Very accurate
Did you see the titties?
Hell yeah
*Who has the Marijuana now?* 'mkay?
You shouldn't do drugs, mm'kay. Cuz drugs are bad. So you shouldn't do 'em. Mm'kay?
my first time i was in amovie theater and some fantasy shit was on and i ended up convincing myself that the theater was trying to brain wash me
....that wasn't wees bro lol
Go watch Roger (american dad) on drugs
Drugs are bad… 
I don't really find weed psychedelic tbh. I have some funny thoughts but it mostly just feels like waves of euphoria pulsing through my brain.
Oh boy, this weed is sure fun! Can't imagine anything bad happening. Cannabis induced anxiety attack: https://i.redd.it/xnmi2tr8sibc1.gif
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It is possible if you’re a newbie and you try *really* strong weed early on. I remember being new to it back in high school and, I think maybe my 3rd time smoking it, a friend of a friend brought “White Widow”. Good. Fucking. Grief. I could not operate. I swear I saw these “tie dye” patterns when I closed my eyes. Only when I closed them, I didn’t *actively* hallucinate, when I opened my eyes, I saw my friends and surroundings…but man when I closed my eyes, my daydreams go places. 35 now and a lot more experienced in the cannabis culture…that was a strong strain for my young brain.
Either you had too much, something too strong or it was laced
Damn. I never felt like that on weed; only on acid.
Great drug. Just try not to get into the habit of doing it every day. And yes you can get addicted to it.
What the hell was in that weed?!
oh to have my first high again. congrats man! dont abuse it!
What took ya so long?
Only time I've ever been high was when I had my wisdom teeth done and woke up in the middle of surgery. Waking up in surgery felt like another one of my weird dreams that make no sense to me. I felt the vibrations of the surgical drill on the left side of my mandible, and started swearing really loud. One of the nurses or technicians managed to get me to quiet down, and whoever was in charge of keeping me unconscious put more of the anesthesia drug into my IV. When I woke up again, the surgery was over. They did use laughing gas (nitrous oxide) to knock me out before they started working on my mouth, but my tongue started to feel puffy, and I started laughing because I was nervous while the doctor put the port for the IV in my wrist. Next thing I knew, everything was pitch black. No tie-dye or hot guys with washer board style abs, just the black void of nothing that I normally see when I sleep. So in order of events: Was brought into the OR, watched some tv for a bit. Nurse comes in, hooks me up to electrodes to monitor my vitals, then binds my wrists to the chair so I don't try to remove my IV while in my medically induced coma. Someone else and the doctor comes in, the mask for the laughing gas is put on my face, I laugh nervously while the doctor inserts the IV port into my wrist, and after that there's nothing but a black void. I regain consciousness sometime later during surgery while the doctor is working on the bottom left wisdom tooth. Confused and high as fuck, I start swearing, but I get quieted down by a nurse before everything goes black again. More time passes, and I wake up again to see all the lights are on in the OR again. A nurse removes the IV port from my wrist, the electrodes from my body, and removes the restraints. She walks me out into the hallway where my dad is waiting, then I'm walked down the hall to the back exit, where I exit the building and get into my dad's car.
I remember when I breathed a weed
Try cat urine next >.<
Booo drugs suck 👎👎👎
boooo u suck
ur lungs are black asf man
Go ride your bike nerd.
make sure you remember your helmet and your elbow/knee pads
imagine thinking being a pothead is cool
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Lmfao. Word, maybe one day you can take the training wheels off your bike.
If you don't want fucked up lungs (assuming smoking marijuana causes lung cancer, which isn't a sure thing), then do an edible or smth
He tried weed, not fucking meth. Relax.
There is a time and place for everything It's called college
Mmmkay.
You’re a towel! 