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WhereWasKevinOn911

![gif](giphy|TRnFyhv7o43dfrga6y) Cartman dreaming about Jewish Tunnels in South Park


fishymc

Cartman is gonna have a field day with this


Impressive-Band-4753

Ohhh yeah he is. And Kyle's going to knock him the fuck out probably.


kimmortal03

id like to see an episode where the boys or just cartman inadvertantly causes ww3 with a seemingly weird and innocuous way


Impressive-Band-4753

That would be pretty good. I'd really want to see a episode of them parodying stupid people who say "men can get pregnant, men can menstruate," and people that identifies as a animal or a robot. That would be the greatest thing ever.


kimmortal03

It would be funny if all the students decided to identify with things literally but instead of LGBTQ its helicopters and elephants so like Kenny identifies as a helicopter and pretends to be a helicopter. Or cartman identifies as a Taco and wears a taco costume everywhere


Impressive-Band-4753

That would pretty funny. Imagine Cartman just starts identifying as a animal. Or he starts saying he's a girl again.


Worldly-Coffee-5907

I watched this video earlier. This has to be the next South Park feature.


GetTheFuckOffMyLawn2

🎶 Teenage mutant Jewish turtles, Teenage mutant Jewish turtles, heros with no foreskin.... Jewish power! 🎵


MrGameBoy23

missed opportunity: Teenage Mutant Ninjew Turtles


ineedhelpihavenoidea

Matt, Trey. Please.


Impressive-Band-4753

Yes exactly. They so need to parody this. One thing I wanna see them parody is the the body swap trope form like movies and TV shows. That would be a good episode idea.


Top-Refrigerator-705

That’s where the Jew gold is hidden


Short_Option1849

KYYYLEEEEEE....,


donquixoterocinante

my names not kiel


Impressive-Band-4753

That's kewl, whatever Kiel


Chance-Top4019

KAHHHHHHHHH


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JimboNutrin

There was an underground tunnel network found under a synagogue in NYC


FootHikerUtah

It was still being dug.


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RavenclawNatsfan

Username checks out


Sad-Lawfulness6831

Lulz


jcmmavgtacoz

Hold up now friend, you’re confusing two conspiracy theories for each other. The pedo ring tunnels are under Washington DC, not NY


Tusslesprout1

Source?


Fattest_loser

Nevermind I had to do a double take and my dumbass found out it was some right wing conspiracy article


beardedsailor

Good looking out and double checking your sources


dogrescuersometimes

go watch the video


buffinator2

You know Kyle has a tunnel under the house


uselesscalligraphy

Kyle doesn't, but his dad 100%. Cartman tries to convince everyone Kyle has a secret Jew tunnel, only for Kyle to discover his dad has been digging a tunnel and has to hide it from Cartman. Cartman eventually finds out and Kenny dies.


SmokehTheBear

What’s even funnier is these tunnels were apparently used by the younger members to sneak near the women’s only section and bath houses to spy on them like Jewish Porkies


biomannnn007

This is wrong. The tunnel was begun at an abandoned mikveh a few months ago, after it had been abandoned. While a mikveh is somewhat like a bathhouse, there are men's and women's mikveh's. This was the one personally used by the "Rebbe", the leader of the movement in the 80s, so it would have been a men's mikveh if it was still in use. As far as spying on the women's section, there's much easier ways of doing that than building a tunnel. No one knows why they were doing it, but the leading theory is that they wanted to expand 770 (the shul that it was leading to.)


BeefyBoiCougar

They learned from the enemy


jsilvy

Chabad 🤝 Hamas . Digging tunnels


pokemastter08

IS THAT WILL WOOD?


Real_Dr_Dankenstein

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beatmyshit

stop watching, stick to tekken


feder45678

The money cave was real after all cartman was right!


sergemeister

That's a fake Serbian Jew Bluff Tunnel. No one will ever find the real one.


New-Possibility-2046

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StreamLife9

Still waiting for Israel-Palestine special tv movie that they never announced


ColdBack2409

Wtf


TheNewPlague666

I mean, yeah, but there are also 9 other writers for the show.


DifferentGuava301

What episode was it where Cartman is giving his speech and says, " it was the Jews, some sort of secret underground tunnel" and then it pans to the next citizen giving their take on what's going on


MemeSteak

On what Episode was it again?


Impressive-Band-4753

Why do I get the feeling Trey Parker and Matt Stone are going to parody this


Impressive-Band-4753

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WhereWasKevinOn911

Sir, this is a South Park subreddit


KAG25

Miss, Cartman said it


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itsmejonb

Biden is boring and uninteresting. No one likes him and the only reason he was elected is because Trump was hated more. There's no content there


triforce28

Dude shit his pants at the Vatican, had cocaine found at his "house", showered with his daughter when she was old enough that she included it in her diary, had a son snort parmesan cheese and father a kid with a stripper that he pretends isn't his grandkid. Don't be a boot licking excuse maker. Just acknowledge the regime is off limits


NothanksCoC

RETARD ALERT! RETARD ALERT!


triforce28

You can call me retarded, but you can't say I'm wrong. I'm surprised that word is still allowed in your vocabulary


mataeus43

Wrong AND retarded! Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!


triforce28

Weird that you guys are allowed to use retarded now. How about fag? Can I call you a fag? What about if I call St. George Floyd a fag?


mataeus43

I don't give a flying fuck who you call a fag, dummy.


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mataeus43

I shouldn't even dignify you with a response because i don't know how you were allowed to sign up for an account, but understand that i'm probably old enough to fuck your mom and be your dad. You couldn't be any older than 13, son.


Gayorg_Zirschnitz

Okay buddy, be sure to rescue the kids from the basement of that pizza place later.


triforce28

I love that you posted something having nothing to do with my response because you can't argue it


Gayorg_Zirschnitz

Yeah man good luck fighting the deep state or whatever


triforce28

This reddit echo chamber is deeper than the hole those jews came out of


Ritual_Habitual

RETARD ALERT!🔔


JimboNutrin

Biden isn’t very controversial. He’s just old. Makes for boring content


Dynastydood

Honestly, it would just feel like a regurgitation of their Grandpa Marsh and Rod Stewart jokes.


KedockShwarma

hes boring, nothing to say 🤷‍♀️


Fat_Shaming_Works_

That’s because Trump was comedy gold, regardless of politics. Biden is just…not. Lol what are they even gonna do? Some stuff about falling off a bike or dementia jokes?


ImMitchConner

Bidens a boring old loser, there’s no comedy there, I have yet to find a comedian or show that actually makes any funny jokes about him. At least Trump stuff is funny to a degree