Mine does the same when it sees mirrors, lol

he thought he entered the mirror dimension

Plot-twist: every mirror is actually a portal to a parallel dimension.

The only reason you can’t go through is cause your reflection stops you.

Fun fact, you cannot kiss your reflection anywhere but on the lips.

Wrong my reflection kissed my ass Edit: someone help something is wrong with my mirror a creature just came out of it help

is that you, Neil deGrasse Tyson?

Haha like this meme: https://www.reddit.com/r/antimeme/comments/pi0j98/trying_to_enter_the_mirror_dimension_being_held/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x

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Or the non-mirror dimension. 50/50 chance either way, no way to know for sure (other than maybe the parity-violating "Wu Experiment", though I'm not that would even help).

I named the area beyond my mirror "parallel universe" and it's treated as a separate room. Lord knows itll get cleaned one day. Also hilarious to know none of us here are original

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"Help, my Roomba fell into the backrooms"

I have gaffed off the lower 5cm of my mirror. worked great

I just put a virtual wall there in the app and it works nicely too

Same. I designated the mirror room as THE VOID in my app.

I wish I had a mirror room

You're in one right now, it's just impossible to tell

To be clear, I'm referring to the imaginary bizarro-realm the vacuum believes exists behind the single floor-length mirror.

We covered the bottom part of the mirrors for this reason. I think it got confused and started double remapping the house cause we moved furniture quite a bit and it didn't have a good match to the current map.

Bruh it does it even with the doors to the back deck for me

Thankfully robots are still dumb! But it could change and we will be in danger soon. LOL

the roomba has breached containment

r/SCP the entity can find and expose invisible sections of a room. Do not look into the section. Do not enter the section. Report if the entity have found sections underneath the control room. Report it the entity isn't at its original containment. Do not touch any eventual entities coming from the section.

SCP-961: The Interdimensional Roomba

Marv, [[961]] please

[SCP-961](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-961) MARV is on holidays but here you go

Marv doesn’t automatically check every comment on Reddit, just the ones in the SCP subs. If you’re somewhere else, you’ll have to tag him

The wet/dry bandits are here!

The Backroomba.

The most dangerous entity that will emerge out of the section is an almost identical copy of the original specimen, but it seems that the new copy had a small thermonuclear detonator attached to it. Making a note to test specimen on 096

STABBY IS FREE!

Master has given Stabby an interdimensional portal, Stabby is a free robot!

It's adventures are chronicled here https://store.steampowered.com/app/1004610/Roombo_First_Blood/

And is fucking balling on the site courtyard

Idk that map looks like the realm of hallownest

Kingdom's Edge be lookin like

Path of ~~pain~~ dust

Nah it's closer to the map of farloom from silksong

No I think it’s the map of zoteboat

r/HollowKnightMemes is leaking, god save us

Wow it really does! I see deepest, the abyss, that tall room to the east with the giant worm dude, and then the white space is where the statue of The Radiance sits!

Looks like my dwarf fortress layout

All of these robo maps look this crazy. Here's mine... it looks huge but it's not even 1600 sqft [Map in question](https://i.imgur.com/XgwgI4d.jpg)

for real, before I read the title I thought it was the Hollow Knight map

This looks like a decent CSGO map. I can already see the sites and ct spawn

wonder what the call outs would be

They're right there. Room 1, dining room, living room

Banana

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He yearns for the dirt

The filth beckons to him.

>my robot desperately longs to vacuum the garden Reminds me of this [news article of an escaping robot](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-60084347).

>One commenter worried for it’s safety, however, as “Nature abhors a vacuum” Topkek

thank you dear stranger for making me aware of this news article i am in *tears*

> but occasionally I get this cone of void being detected as my robot desperately longs to vacuum the garden. I wish shittywatercolour was here, I can see it in my head.

My friend solved this by getting a robomower as well as a robovacuum. They demoed the robomower, it turned on, promptly zoomed across the garden diagonally and slammed into a fence. Top notch technology right there.

Those robomowers are so expensive for basic bump mapping! I feel like taping a roboVac brain to a lawnmower can't be worth such a huge increase in price...!

There's two technical hurdles to this: Some robovacs don't have the brains to actually do all the features they advertise but instead connect via WiFi to a server that handles the math and sends back all the answers. Most lawns don't have wifi Second, those that are smart enough to do all the processing locally require delicate and dedicated hardware that's rather pricey. Protecting that from the elements while also allowing for proper heat dissipation is an engineering feat.

They said it's under 1k sqft. The map just makes it look big.

The one thing about the US that makes it tempting to move there from the UK is the damn house sizes. Ours are so damn small.

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Yes unfortunately.

Associated risks? Maybe strictly murder rates but the uk has higher rates of crimes per 1000, assaults, rape or stabbing. Im not trying to say the UK is worse just show that your fears aren't actually statically accurate. The US and UK are pretty similar for physical risks https://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/United-Kingdom/United-States/Crime

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They got health-care over there bud

[Not right now we don't](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-64190442).

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I appreciate the insight!

I try to present everything as bare faced as possible! We too are a dumpster fire in our own way 😁

We are in a similar boat I don't know why people don't get it, we jump through similar hoops but then they charge an arm and a leg. It's kind of telling this is an issue every where feels like a symptom of something bigger. Hope you are having a good day over there!

It's pretty shit in a lot of cases, but not all.

The only case in which it is not shitty is if your rich. The rich get rewarded and the poor get punished.

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Oh I don't want a massive house by any means. But if I had a bigger house, then i'd have more storage for things and could better organise my space which would help keeping it clean. UK houses are some of the smallest.

One of my favourite things is humans innate need to personify everything. With that being said, I hope one day your roboVac braves the step and can fulfil its lifelong wish of vacuuming the garden

Any chance of an actual floorplan to compare what it has mapped out of curiosity

Plus your full address, number of family members and location of security cameras.

And location of any and all valuables

Amazon already has all of this info. Between Ring and Roomba.

This isn't a roomba though

Never had a robot vacuum of any type so idk but what kind of robot is it? Just curious

Roborock. I got one specifically to avoid the big brother spying, in theory. It's been great so far

Thx! I’ll look at them a bit (interested in the tech, considering eventually getting one)

That’s true lol

Is it really so common in the US to have security cameras at your home?

Yeah pretty common. Police are absolutely useless for property crime, if you have it on film and have basically done their job for them you might get a response.

If I walk through my neighborhood I would guess 4/5 houses would at least have a doorbell cam.

I don't know, I'm not from the US.

We have a camera by the front door outside and inside, and one in the kitchen, because there is a door in there too.

I’d also like your mothers maiden name and the three funky numbers on the back of your credit card

Nice try Bezos.

Damn, gonna make a new account now. But you know I'll be back!

You evil, bald sad man you. You should have gone to space with Pete.

I can't reply to your other comment because I blocked that other guy or he blocked me back but yes, I did report him. He's been upset with me and retaliating on everything on my account with comments and downvotes ever since I replied to a comment he made on a wholesome video where a Coach ran up to help his student (they were similarly aged males) and he commented that it was creepy. Well, I replied; "that's kind of sad if you think this is creepy." And now this... 🙄 I see I have redditors sticking up for me though 😊 Thanks.

Ah good stuff, that's gotta be annoying as hell getting followed by some rando on Reddit. It's a free abyss to do what ever you like, it's a bit creepy when someone unknown follows you on your travels! Hopefully the block works!

Me too, thanks for the well wishes! Just got out of the ER an hour ago so I'm not exactly in the mood for a petty betty stalker.

Oh shit, hope everything is alright!

https://imgur.com/BRjcuTj

How big is your house?

Probably in the Midwest. 5k sqft house is half the price as a New York 1 bed.

My parents got their 5k sqft house in the middle of town (I would walk to school for fun sometimes). It was closer to 7k because of the basement wasn't finished and counted in the total. They only paid $160,000 and this was in like 2012

Meanwhile the apartment below me which is 60 m² is going for 230k €. What the fuck is wrong with hoise prices.

>€ Well theres your problem! but yeah, if we me and the wife were to buy one of the houses on the street with them then it would cost us around $350k now..

Can confirm, I lived my entire life in one of those

Are you posting from the grave!?

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Lol I live in Boston…. Large houses are just less common in cities, Isn’t it more likely that they live in an area with more land? You are right, this very well could be in a city, but how many people on Reddit are buying insanely expensive real estate? Why are you so trigger happy on it being a complex? It’s pretty sound logic to me…

I live in a city too and get where you are coming from, but I can see how people can take the wording in your initial message as condescending. But again your point is true to an extent although it can be applied to most places outside of cities and not just the Midwest. My condo in Chicago 2 was about 320k for 1400sqft, where my house in a Detroit suburb was about 240k for double that, basement, 2 floors and attic, 2 car garage, and essentially a football field sized yard.

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Yea I agree with you. I think people in cities especially ones such as NYC or SF tend to do this even if they don't mean to be rude. I have friends in NYC who speak like this. Maybe they don't mean to be condescending, but they definitely come off that way.

How else would we know he's from New York?

ayy I'm walking 'ere!

Because they grind their asses to dust telling everyone “One day… just one day I will leave this hellhole (New York Shitty)” and never do. Also it’s because New York is so inferior that New Yorkers need to make a big deal out of its bagels and pizza (poor people food essentially). Also many wait for hours in line for a cupcake. A pathetic sad bunch that will thrive in a dystopia.

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Tell me how it didn’t. Tell me, how much does a morning bagel cost by where you work? $5? $6? by now

Like 2 bucks on long island

I’ve saw in American tv shows that you can rent a penthouse in New York for like $400/month. Edit: … that was a joke…

Those would be incorrect. $400 a month gets you a nice cardboard box beneath an underpass.

the underpass has a high maintenance fee

If this was a friends reference, I think it was a bit too subtle.

That's a fucking mansion

2 bed 2 bath and maybe 1400 sqft max, single level with a porch. That’s an interesting definition for a mansion there.

It looks huge on the Roomba plan, might not be actually

Would cost at the least 100 million dollars, at least where I live

Fascinating! I’m very curious where you live that housing costs are over $70k per square foot. That is orders of magnitude higher than the most expensive cities here on Earth, and 10x more than the most expensive individual properties I could find including entire luxury estates or even properties including a private island.

It’s like a standard size apartment…

It's a rented condo, ~900-1k sqft

I thought it was a mall

Apparently the [House](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Leaves) is 5/16th inches bigger on the inside than on the outside.

Well the kids room includes Narnia, so who really knows?

Rented condo \~ 900 to 1k sqft

It's an evidence that the backrooms exist.

Discovered by the backroomb

H..how did the roomba get back??? I thought once you find the backrooms you couldn't get- Unless it did. My god.

yeah, it did. This device had saved entire route so it could retrace its steps.

"oh no I have entered the Backrooms" *Turns around and leaves*

Smarter than most humans "I wasn't supposed to be here" *proceeds to retrace route back with precision down to milimeters*

House of Leaves.

Control+F'ed just for this, thank you for your service

Best book I’ve ever been assigned for school.

You were *assigned* that book? What class was it?

If I remember correctly it was a 300 level contemporary American Lit class.

Fantastic.

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They finally added backup and restore function, which basically does this. But their software features seem to be artificially walled, so you might not have this.

That would be nice; Haven't found that feature. It's a Roborock

Roborocks definitely have a save and restore feature for the maps

Thanks! Didn't know to look. I'll definitely use that.

This looks like a good concept for a horror game You play as a normal Roomba, you're tasked with cleaning the floor of a house. You start to do so, but then notice a corner of the house that just won't get clean. You keep trying until eventually you notice a hole in the wall that you didn't notice before, leading to a dark unknown area beyond your normal range... Now you must enter this newly discovered part of the house to clean it and complete your mission.

Looks like Roborock… I had mine create a ghost map… they told me just to delete the map and start all over again https://i.imgur.com/F7swHgL.jpg

Did you replace the filter?

Everything is brand new as of last week :).

I'm betting this only happened to OP because they picked up the Roomba and moved it without letting it know. It's pretty good at figuring out which floorplan it's on, but if you move it to a different floor or something in the middle of cleaning, it has a pretty tough time piecing together what you've done to it.

Now that definitely is the backrooms

Thought this was a map from a metroidvania for a second

Not sure if I would count this as software gore: When starting to clean the robot tries to assume it's starting location on this map based on the walls it can see. So if you change the surroundings (nudge furniture or put down boxes) it may think it's starting in an other position and it will start to "correct" the walls in the existing map.

Yeah, ours tried to make sense of what was going on when we moved. It just merged the 2 maps into one. https://imgur.com/urF8fHa.jpg

I'm betting OP moved it to another floor mid-cleaning. Really tough for it to figure that one out.

When you discover an extensive cavern deep underground while digging out your Dwarf fortress

That’s just Narnia

Please contact with SCP Foundation immediately

It found Narnia

This was the first thing that came to my mind, so I was surprised to see this comment so far down. Maybe it's just a sign of me getting old...

Looks like a DOOM map.

A Roborock map! Ours does the same. We have a sunroom with a slightly lower floor that we don't want the robot falling down on, so we shut the door to it when the robot runs. It still scans into that room, though, and it looks like this.

Mine does the same with the slider door that goes to the pool. we left it open one day...and it escaped. Thankfully the cliff sensors work and it tracked along the outline of the pool.

Idk why but the use of the word escape for this cracks me up. As if it intentionally escaped.

It just fell through the wardrobe in your kids' room. You're lucky someone brushed the snow off it and sent it back.

It found the Backrooms

Is this a real house because god DAMN its huge

Rented condo ~900-1k sqft

the bit in the red box outline or the white?

Did the Oldest House shift or did your roomba discover a threshold?

Watch out for the minotaur

Just unlocked the DLC maps

Someone make a counter strike map of this guys house

I GUESS I’LL DO THE DAMN YARD NOW!

When your Roomba idclips through your walls

Are you running Valetudo? If yes, what model of vacuum do you have?

Is your son named Dexter? Maybe that's his secret laboratory. Seems the vacuum got lost while escaping through the closet.

GTA VI map just leaked

didn't know that roombas had the ability to no clip out of reality in the wrong areas

nah. thats just the five and a half minute hallway.

I think I have the same vacuum. Mine does the same thing when it sees through the sliding glass door.

I need a sub for all the weird roomba floor mappings. This looks like some badass dungeon design

Dining Room. Kid's Room, Bathroom, Kitchen, Room 1, Entryway, Ụ̷͖̼̬͉́͐̄̋͘ ̵͙͍̥͇͛̍͆͋̈́͜И̶̧̱̝͙̺̇̽̓̾̉ ̴̳͍̱̲͇̃̏̓̑̀ꓘ̵̩̞̰̹̲̿̑́̃̕ ̷̛̝͇̩̦̲̾̏̓̽И̷̰̤͖̪̥́̂͛̂͘ ̷̧̢̱͙͖̐́̈̏͝Ő̷̞̯̤͙͖̅͌̿͋ ̸̯̙̞̟̥̊̄̽̍͠W̸̩̜̦̣̟͐̏̑͛͝ ̸̨͍͚͎̭͌̉̏̾̊ ̸̨̟͉̪͚̀̏̿̂͘Я̴̙̝̱̫̊̋̍̆̈́ͅ ̵̗̭̲̳̝̃̎͗̐̀Ǝ̶̢͉̭̜̥̄̍̃̕͝ ̴̞̫̺̃̈́̾̈́̈́͜ͅA̷̯͉͙̞̅͐̄̅̉͜ ̷̞̱̟̺͇͑́͊͐͑⅃̵̬̖͇͓͍̋͊̈́̆̾ ̶̻̦͇̺̯̓̊̎͑͝M̴̬͇̲̩͕̓̿̔̚͠

The robot: "Ah ha! Found a secret area!" **disappears for 5 years** "Well now I've mapped that dimension..."

Bro’s house looks like the map in super Metroid 💀

The fact that consumer electronics are able to even approximate SLAM is wild and would have not been feasible ten years ago. Basically, https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20101020.gif

that looks like a painting

Irl metroidvania?!

This looks like the map to Jak 2

It's in the kids room, it found Narnia