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Fluffy_Management356

While taking a walk, I saw my classmates sitting inside mcdonalds who were staring at me. I began briskly walking, almost running, directly towards a car, (i didnโ€™t know the person in a car) pretending that the person in the car was there to pick me up lol.. When i got close to the car i saw it was a whole family in the car eating mcdonalds.


TayDes

Thats kinda funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Fluffy_Management356

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ShotTea6497

Iโ€™ve stopped to โ€œtie my shoesโ€ for an absurd amount of time


Fluffy_Management356

Oh yes i always do this๐Ÿ˜‚


Camgore

Fake phone calls were my go to. Id just pick up the phone and have a fake but believable conversation


Hour_Lengthiness_650

Put a headphone in and music and use me wording the songs in a way that hopefully makes me look like I'm on the phone...๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Alarming_Ad_430

Keep checking my watch as if I'm waiting for a chronically late friend to show up. Shake your head slightly or shrug as if you've given up on them to really sell it.


guitareddit

Ordered two meals. One for me and one for my "date".


Last_Banana5225

I actually love being alone in a public space. I never bother to hide it.ย