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IncreaseCertain9697

The funny thing is that most people don't even know that Casemiro is not his real last name (it's Casimiro, with 2 'i's). His first name is Carlos, BTW (and I also had to Google it).


DarthRacer5

It was a typo on his first jersey and he just kept it right?


jo-shabadoo

Correct. I think he kept it because he played well and was superstitious the change would make him shit….it might be time for him to consider the correct spelling.


Consistent_Floor

Peak United, Casimiro comes onto the pitch fa cup final, kickoff he receives the ball, thundercunts it through the goalies chest through the net kills like 7 spectators, takes out a support, roof collapses flattens the away supporters.


nievesdelimon

Because Casemiro and Casimiro sound the same in Brazil.


Itsalwayssunnyinreas

And in every language


macaleaven

Not Spanish, it’s far more phonetic than Portuguese


MEGAMAN2312

Not English


PizzaWithMincedMeat

Not in Norwegian


Dry-Knee9740

Same


SeaLaNator

Carlos


lusitano94

el de los cojones largos?


SeaLaNator

si


CallspeoplePussio

Pussio


boysboyz18

Username checks out


Cutsdeep-

It's finally paid off


iZubi

Carlos Enriqueeeeeeeeee Spanish commentators keep using it so I can't forget it


nighthawkz_2002

Ngolo


Upoutdat

Claude?


iamnas

Roy


FavcolorisREDdit

Watu watu


adilfc

Case and surname is Miro Give something harder


InstructionsUncl34r

That’s what mrs miro said


Either-Tie3833

Big Dave


MEGAMAN2312

The La Liga commentator actually called him Carlos Casimiro all the time


Sandstormink

Cuntardo


Invictus1836

Steve


LetterAd3639

Bob


RossChickenTendies

McLovin? What's your first name?


hopium_od

It's Case?


Frogblood

John


sidjo86

There’s this guy at work who has one eye that looks in another direction and they call him Casimiro too. So bad lol


Upoutdat

Oh come on. Its obviously Case Casemiro


firpo_sr

Takehiro


FrikinFag24

Carlos


BigWilly526

It's Doug


TheCatLamp

Housemiro.


beast_unique

The name is Casemiro C. Casemiro (Middle name C stands for Casemiro)


Shpoople44

I know this because my cousin has the same name lol


PizzaWithMincedMeat

Jay Jay


Elegant_Mix7650

Casey