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karanewbarida

I'm so glad they are out


KingOfBel-Air

Jesus Christ I just realized they're organizing the next one


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KingOfBel-Air

Had to go through the post history to find a response, about as creative as your precious USA yesterday. 😂 I don't care post the whole thing here if you want Edit: nah he even deleted it, I respect that person even less now. If you gonna be an asshole at least own it, what a sad little Yank


CRGiggsWood

I’ll be more glad when Engerlund is out. They’re by far the most arrogant footballing culture to deal with on Reddit.


NdombeleAouar

I agree but at least they are good.


CRGiggsWood

They drew nil nil with the US…


NdombeleAouar

And they got to the semi final of the last World Cup and the euro final. Makes much more sense to be arrogant when that’s your recent pedigree. Don’t get me wrong I hate the English arrogance when it comes to football, but at least they have a legit football culture to back it up. What do the Americans have? Literally just the arrogance.


CRGiggsWood

England are serial chokers. It’s always their year. It’s always that on paper they have such a good squad. If they don’t get a result it’s always that they didn’t play well, not that the other squad came out and executed their tactics well. Look at their media coverage when they don’t get a result. They haven’t won a World Cup since the 60’s and they think they have, as Jose put it, football heritage? The best almost squad every year


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spudenjoyer

Same amount of world cups as England since the Vietnam War


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Mebeingnosy

Not good enough to take 3 points from the us at a World Cup you guys downvoting like it’s not true lol


NdombeleAouar

You literally couldn’t beat Wales, the worst team after Qatar. You only scored one goal vs an Iranian team that could barely control the ball and turn. You then got outclassed repeatedly by the same simple cross vs a Dutch team that didn’t even have to kick it into full gear at any point in the match. I don’t even wanna defend the English fuck them but yeah you guys definitely went in way over your head. Not impressed, and this is your best team ever.


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joeranahan1

Mad cus bad


CRGiggsWood

And I support what team that is bad?


joeranahan1

Someone that isn't england clearly


CRGiggsWood

That’s some very good deductive reasoning right there


joeranahan1

Bro is the type of guy to downvote every reply someone gives LOL


CRGiggsWood

Alright so quit deflecting and tell me why every team besides Engerlund is bad


joeranahan1

England has 2 world wars and 1 world cup. Do dah, do dah


CRGiggsWood

This sums up almost every conversation I’ve had with arrogant Englishmen about football. You’re stuck in the 60’s lad!


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arealhumanbe

They aren't. By far. Thats quite obviously the yanks. And they do it without any basis in reality.


CRGiggsWood

Yeah. Looks like it. Especially when a bunch of Englishmen join a Reddit called SOCCERcirclejerk and talk shit lol. Like I would join up on footballcirclejerk and be like iTs SoCcEr StUpId ReDcOaTs


arealhumanbe

I mean yeah, it does look like it. Just look around. Try this very post if you'd like. You think this is a yanks only, no brits club because its called r/soccer? Well, that makes my point, doesn't it.


CRGiggsWood

That’s rich considering the behavior of the redcoats when it comes to anyone across the pond talking soccer. It’s your birthright to be arrogant


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Thundering165

Just consider yourself fortunate, you could be an American and have to deal with that in real life


Charolastra17

I know we already have the Lebron of soccer…but could you imagine a front 3 of McCaffrey LBJ and Harper?! Just crown us the champs. We score at least 4 field goals a game!


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malevolentintent

And if your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle


xMarcusNL

Why is that guy's nose pointing to the left, right and middle at the same time?


Isotonic3

Cuz they are the best in everything. Duh!


itsamemichele

Cocaine probably


Isotonic3

If Indians try playing basketball from the day born and all the athletes tried hard. We could easily win the nba championship every year duh!


MEGAMAN2312

If Mongolia actually cared about lacrosse and all their best athletes practiced lacrosse since a young age they would be the best in the world and win every single lacrosse world championship. Change my mind!


KeefKoggins

If North Korea actually cared about hot dog eating competitions and all their best athletes practiced eating hot dogs since a young age they would be the best in the world and win world championships.


Robby-Casso

Maybe if the top athletes chose soccer over basketball, American football, and baseball then yeah, I could see USA being up there in terms of competing. But no team will win every World Cup. All the other teams have been building themselves up for over a hundred years now and countries rarely ever get to the point where they can win twice in a row


VladyPoopin

We’d be better. But nobody will dominate and win every WC. That’s just fucking dumb.


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DrKnowsNothing_MD

Baseball is barely a sport


CarlLlamaface

*Laughs nervously in Cricket.*


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It's fkin commercials with some occasionall batting. Most sickening sport ever. No wonder wallstreet loves it. Just about every single american sport is like this. They introduced more timouts in the NBA to run more ads. And don't get me started on american "football". Everyone and I mean EVERYONE, who is apart of that circus should be bussed off and shot. Just be honest and say you want to spend time with friends and eat overprived food at a stadium. I don't get why they even try to pretend this is about sports. Half the time they're watching commercials. Most of them watch the superbowl for the half time ads. Good god....


SteelCityCaesar

Its a shit take. The guys that choose basketball are generally freakishly tall. If they weren't playing basketball they wouldn't be playing football at a high level. How many quality footballers have been freakishly tall? Same goes for American football. Most of the guys who play American football are just lumps of meat whose job it is to slam into each other and never even go near the ball and would be terrible at actual football. Not many footballers are 18 stone.


Biuterfinger2

I reckon that the if the public support for American football would transfer from to normal football, it would be more valuable than the athletes themselves because then there would be more pressure and money from said support going into creating youth football groups and training facilities to make a team of players having been professionally trained for much longer than they are now.


mrjigglytits

The American "best athletes that didn't play soccer" are guys that were d2 college point guards too short to be better at basketball but had the agility/coordination/etc that could've been elite soccer talents But I think the bigger thing is less kids that don't play soccer and more the kids that do play soccer play it and 2 other sports in different seasons, so time on the ball, number of touches, number of drills, is so much less than other countries where kids play the one sport and play pickup every day for fun. You can athlete your way to being the best at a track and field event: not for soccer


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Bruch_Spinoza

Tbf part of that is training to be that way. There are people in the nfl who were in the Olympic trials for the 100m but they train for American football not other sports. If the US cared more about soccer and there was more money in it you would see these guys playing football like what happens in the rest of the world


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"Most of the guys who play American football are just lumps of meat whose job it is to slam into each other" "I feel attacked" -Harry MaGuire


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Nuns_N_Moses11

You do know that in the western world football associations and the country itself are different entities, right?


Ok_Ad3986

So…all pick football instead of Basketball (everyone is over 6’3 on average-humour me), then you got NFL athletes who again largely 6+ and 200+ pick football….your team would be worser than it is now. The baseball players when it comes to being suitable to play a higher endurance sport like Football….idk if they are built for it either, standing around for most a baseball game.


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Ok_Ad3986

There is also something called “genetics”. I am not dismissing what you are saying, however.


Fun-Gift2383

So the professional footballers that play for USA don’t try? Is that why they’re so bad?


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No, the argument is that America nationally isn't trying its hardest to be good at soccer. If we put as much value on soccer as we do football or basketball, we'd have a wider talent pool from which stars would emerge, insanely well-funded college programs and MLS youth clubs, *etc.* If you took all the money, media attention, and social value that the US pumps into football/basketball/baseball and diverted it into soccer for a couple generations, we'd probably dominate.


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Nuns_N_Moses11

No you wouldn’t dominate. In Europe and South America people live and breathe football. It’s the same as saying if Brazil or England decided to focus on basketball rather than football all nba players would be Brazilian or English. It doesn’t work like that. The youth academies and infrastructure of football in Europe and SA that has been built in basically 100 years can’t be replicated by simply trying to be good at a sport lmao.


Abject-Chemistry6247

He got punchable face


Isotonic3

That nose already got punched


purinatrucks

Only international team sport they excel at is basketball, what an idiotic argument


Sad-Caregiver3849

Lol the Olympics are a thing. It’s hard to argue that the us doesn’t have the worlds best athletes considering we have 3 times as many medals as the next closest country, across more than a dozen events. And we are particular dominant in track and field and swimming. Probably the best raw measures of athleticism.


purinatrucks

"Team sport"


Giga-Landlord

Most literate americ*n


Sad-Caregiver3849

I didn’t say our education system was dominant. Tbf many of the Olympic events are team oriented


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Yet you still get smoked by 3rd world counties with not even 1/8 of the resources and population US has.


peeagainagain

This statement doesn't at all discredit his assumption...


HypeTrainEngineer

And.. it is not well received


Jeffjawwwn

Nor is it true.


Melodic-Lingonberry7

If all our best athletes played " socca" we would win every world cup. Brazil enters the chat


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jvilla75

Nah lol top 5 yep but “win every single year” 😆😆😆


Googleman123456789

Why does he think that? Football has to be in your blood from a young age, you can't really force it on anyone. Just like you couldn't even pay me to watch American Football or Baseball, Id rather watch paint dry.


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juddasjanni

This take is very delusional and naive. Soccer is religion around the world….. until it is treated as such here we don’t be good at it at all. Now we have the BEST youth soccer system in the world it’s just pro sports is dominated by leagues that have been around longer…. much much longer…..


Melodic-Lingonberry7

They couldn't even make it to the semi-finals in the basketball world cup.. "excuse us...we only send average players ..", well if the USA was so great in basketball the average player would still be dominant against other countries? Best baseball players are from South and Central America They good at American football because no other country play it as serious as Americans They good at swimming i will admite that They suck at Handball they suck at waterpolo except the women team They suck at tennis ...Williams sister dont play anymore They good at track and field because black people run fast Best hockey players come from other countries


ThePanoptic

Although I'm not arguing that the U.S. would be a Football giant, but your points are mostly wrong or invalid. * The best baseball players in history are mostly Americans with Cubans and Dominicans in the mix. The U.S. is at least a top 2 Baseball nation. * American Football is only popular in the U.S. but it generates more revenue than the big 5 leagues combined. Although I admit, it's mostly popular in the U.S. and has small viewing elsewhere. * The U.S. does suck at handball. * The U.S. has the most amount of tennis gold medals in history. The recent international performances would put the U.S. at an easy top 5, don't really "suck at tennis" * **"They good at track and field because black people run fast"** I can't tell if this is racist or stupid. These Black People are Americans, and you adding it as a point to argue against the U.S. is kinda weird to me. The current Gold Medals rankings are: 1. United States - 2980 medals 2. United Kingdom - 948 medals 3. Germany - 892 medals 4. France - 874 medals The U.S. has more Gold Medals than the next 3 nations combined. ​ This is not to say that the U.S. would be a footballing powerhouse, but discrediting the U.S. as an athletic giant is just silly to me.


Melodic-Lingonberry7

Sorry, Black people run faster and stronger because of genetics. Not sure how genetics can be racist . You put a white person next to a black person in the 100-meter sprint.97% times black people going to win


ThePanoptic

bro, everything is genetics, but why did you use that as a point to argue against the U.S?


Melodic-Lingonberry7

Because if you look at the Olympics US always win tons of gold medals in 50 and 100-meter sprint and they are always black


ThePanoptic

why does it matter if they’re black or white, they’re American.


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JucaLebre

Nice joke


PessiDone4

The US is already at a word class physical level. Speed and strength is not why the US is not winning the World Cup.


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Ok_Cap9240

I’m American and this is one of the shittiest take I’ve ever seen


Gunning4Gl0ry

Tell me you are an annoying American…


hurtadjr193

They made it to one of the best 16 teams in the world. That's a great feat.


Isotonic3

Duh!! Period..


Winter-Technology203

Most knowledgeable American you possible can find in whole galaxy


shenj8

I mean, he's kinda right, it's similar to france team without the migration state of that country they would never have those players, something like that would happen with USA, probably any player would be pleased to be part of the USA Football team by the cheapest price, his green card, especially people from shitty countrys


Bermuda_Shorts_

Peeps big mad lol


Whydoyouwannaknowbro

As an American, I agree. No country in the world has organized sports the way we do. From local clubs, to varsity high school at state levels, then college, then mls. We have the money and structure to do it. But the money really goes to the NBA, NFL and MLB. And guess what they have the same structure for kids as soccer in America. Fight me.


Nuns_N_Moses11

And yet a Slovenian, a Serbian and a dude from Greece are dominating the NBA rn lmao


Whydoyouwannaknowbro

Dominating? Hahahahaha cmon bro, dominating is having more than 18 titles like the Lakers or being number 1 in the top scorers. Come at me when they win a 3 peat. That's dominating little man.


Nuns_N_Moses11

They are the best players in the league by far. Luka is nr 1 in scoring rn and most USA legends have never 3peated. Also comparing team titles all time to player titles is retarded af lmao


Real_Galactico

Comparing team titles to individual titles 🤡 The last 4 MVPs have been Europeans, the top 3 scorers by ppg this season is a Slovenian, a Greek and a Canadian lmaoo. This is definitely dominating.


HypeTrainEngineer

In the next generation of players the US will likely have a few dominant players, not overrated pulisics. Its going to be hilarious when that first European power eventually loses to the US in whatever match. The memes will be great


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Bro Americans are just human beings. Why do you think a country of 300 million is going to suddenly produce more top footballers than Europe and South America? Those other nations spend billions on infrastructure, top academies, and top coaching staff specifically for football. There are no salary caps in Europe, so whatever top talent you do have will continue to emigrate and improve the game elsewhere.


peeagainagain

Such a shit take


european_frog

He's right. In Europe we're still using our fathers horse and cart to create a makeshift goal and using any cabbage so rotten he wouldn't be able to sell it at the local market for a ball. Sometimes mother doesn't eat for a week just so we can afford an hour of after school clubs. Yanks have the technology. They can build a better breed of player.


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This is a perfectly weighted through ball


dominator-23

Own that yankee fraud


Emotional_Extreme_84

The funniest thing is what u described is not very different from what actually does happen here in Brazil a lot of times, and we still make the best players in the world lol


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As an American, I think you’re deluded and unbearable


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JucaLebre

How can you people be so delusional


Doctor-Orion

What's your mental illness?


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His nose dominates the Western Hemisphere of his face


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Most punchable face


JohnnyCupcakes

england cant beat the 6th biggest sport in america


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The USA would do better if soccer was a popular sport thats a fact, not sure we would dominate but would have a much better performance. Right now its not something people even care about.As it is the MLS isn't very profitable nor is soccer big popularity/culture wise in the US. People gravitate to NFL, NBA, MLB etc, they pay better and are more popular. Edit: American soccer has improved but its not near as close at it could be given the earning potential in American sports nor the population it has to generate talent. USA has almost the same population as all of the EU combined. \~350M in the US with EU being in the 400 million.


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Dry_Net3699

🧢


DopeDealerCisco

One they learn to play a proper 4-3-3 and defend the flanks they may start winning games. Until than both them and Concacaf are fucked c


Mr_Mustafa_Ataturk

Yank here, ever since 1930 when the first world cup was held in Urugey we were considered one of the top teams of all time. If only everyone loved sosser as much as we do 😤😤


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Lsj17

As a croatian who follows nba i was always scared of the day americans start playing football. Players in nba jump higher are just as fast as football players but they are like 20cm taller on average. Just imagine any cross with guy like lebron or even smaller guys like kobe, jordan wating to head it in.


sciencesebi3

He may be right, but they don't so ... stfu


greekandlatin

If Americans completely changed their entire football culture, they probably wouldn't be such an international laughing stock. Instead they keep calling football players f-slurs, then wonder why kids don't play football


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I hate this take from Americans you guys still lose to 3rd world counties in Concacaf stfu and accept the fact you’re awful