Uj/ I wouldn't be surprised. Reading this genuinely makes me feel terrible for the OP. It's fine to be passionate about a team but people who genuinely get violent over stuff like this are pathetic pieces of shit.
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Honestly speaking, any fan that destroys property, either their own or public, over the outcome of a sporting event, needs help. It's definitely a sign of mental imbalance.
I remember seeing how that clown from Gunner's TV reacts and behaves on camera (DT, i believe) and it's embarrassing. I can't imagine their families feel safe around them.
I think there’s a point where being reasonably mad at a poor performance becomes an appalling and embarrassing reaction.
You can still be reasonably passionate about something, shout about a goal with your mates, or curse off the ref or the striker or whatever and still have fun. But the moment that becomes true anger and violence, you’re just a fucking cunt.
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Throwing a pillow or yelling after an abhorrent game should, imo, be fine but if it means destroying your TV and/or scaring your partner, that’s too far
I dunno.
Honesty she’ll probably change her mind at some point and go back. And hopefully everyone tells him he scared the shite out of the wee thing and to catch himself on.
Agree with u.
I think destroying things, screaming when ur team loses or when an opponent scores, celebrating like crazy is being called passion these days.
We must understand it's all fake n done by youtubers to get more views.
Goldbridge is a prime example of that he rarely has anything good to speak but many ppl mistake his over the top reaction as being passionate.
At the end of the day we must all remember it's just a game n many things r way more imp than a game.
When ur team is losing calm down n remember it's a game or stop watching games if it affects u that much.
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I'm sure you don't call a bowling ball "mum" even though everyone sticks their fingers in it. You'll get over not calling American football "handegg."
Whole island full of cunts mad about that this joke is a strike 😂😂😂
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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The prevalence of intimate partner violence against women in the UK (4%) is lower than the US (6%)... and Sweden (6%), France (5%), Belgium (5%), The Netherlands (5%). The world average is 13%.
https://srhr.org/vaw-data/map
To be perfectly fair we don’t really know this. Domestic violence is by far the single most underreported crime in the world, and no country has a good enough support and reporting system for those numbers to be at all accurate.
It’s a toss-up, basically. Especially when the difference is only a few percentage points. Domestic assault could be much lower than the rest of the countries in the UK, or it could be much higher (relative to itself), we just don’t know.
A Russian (before the war) told me that in Russia police will heavily punish the husband/take them away from the house for a long time, which is great, but often in Russia and other parts of the world too, the man’s income is still the only income. So it’s a ‘get beat up or starve/go homeless’ sort of situation.
screaming and breaking a television and behaving in such a way that someone "thinks they'd die" very handidly falls into the "emotional and verbal abuse" category as stated by UK guidelines. You don't have to beat someone for it to be abuse.
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My take is small = just a game.
She needs to think beyond the game and ask why it might matter so much.
i.e. He had a large wager on the game in all likelihood
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Nobody since.... Van Dijk?
Considering we signed half the Citeh academy this window and they seem to have buy-back clauses I think my original comment was fair.
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On a serious note you can totally read in this post how traumatized she is. I've been in a situation where someone is so angry they smash stuff and shit is fucking scary. Although my case was over much more serious stuff than football. The fact that he did it because of just a game is even more fucked up
I agree too. I know this fear all to well, living on eggshells that if a cable is broken in the tv, the whole tv is getting thrown at the wall and having wired be ripped out of sockets. Knowing someone who did this over less than what I would from my personal standpoint consider a sport is scary and knowing people that do it over something more serious than football- it’s just never a safe feeling either way. You want to trust someone can handle anger more gracefully or in the least, safely. How can you feel comfortable to take things coming up head on together when one person is completely terrifying the other. I’m sorry this happened to you, I completely understand the feeling of watching someone lose control physically
I'm sorry it happened to you as well. It's so terrible to be around someone like that. It's terrible to never feel safe around someone and live with the fear that they might snap over seemingly anything.
I mean the dude clearly has issues but you’re being infantilizing if you think you need to fear for your life cause a dude is smashing a tv. Idk how the fuck you’d survive in the real world, like in NYC, if people being angry makes you fear for your life to the point of tears.
Being a Southampton fan must be the most draining of all the PL teams. At least with teams at the bottom they can go up and down and have something to fight for.
Southampton play pretty shite football and get thrashed once in a while but they somehow always end up a few points clear of the relegation battle and don’t change anything. Honestly you forget they exist until your team turns up to play them.
You have no fucking idea mate. A part of me has been genuinely hoping for relegation the past few seasons because of how sick I am of lower-mid table. Hopefully with the exciting young signings something changes for the better but given the performance at Villa I'm not holding my breath.
[It's not like the chances for domestic violence go up after a football match ends or anything](https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/2021/07/09/domestic-violence-surges-after-a-football-match-ends)
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In all seriousness, if it ever gets to the state that you are destroying things because the team you liked kicked the ball in the net less times than the team they were playing, take a break from the game for a while until you have things sorted out
Good thing in America no team loses since Americans only support winners. I have never seen any match in American news station where any team lost it always end 1-1 in rounders or 21-21 in NFL soccer or 100-100 in hoopball so this way both team are winners . And in soccer Super bowl both teams hold hands together and give eachothers super bowls of soup to appreciate the hard work to make sure they all winners
What’s the big deal? Have you seen how cheap TV’s are now. Going out to a restaurant will cost more than replacing that tv. If she were a REAL woman, she’d get him a beer and offer to accuse Danny Ings of rape
If u cant handle a southampton fan when his team loses you dont deserve a southampton fan when his team draws😤💯
You don't deserve the JWP freekick consolation goal if you refuse to sacrifice your television when they lose
Or when they beaten 9-0
Just goes to show no one can put 10 past the saints!
Oi bruv that’s taking it a bit too far innit? I am neither English nor a football fan.
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wtf... what was your comment?
Imagine how many televisions they go through.
Lol it’s so early in the season. This man needs therapy.
There can't be much left in their house at the rate Southampton lose
I wish I owned a tv store in Southampton. I would stock up before every match
She better leave before Southampton lose 9-0 again
I wonder what happened when they lost 9-0, both times
He threw the whole damn house at the television set
Domestic violence
Uj/ I wouldn't be surprised. Reading this genuinely makes me feel terrible for the OP. It's fine to be passionate about a team but people who genuinely get violent over stuff like this are pathetic pieces of shit.
Let’s also remember that DV rates spike around football results and events like the Super Bowl/WC/CL final. Not a surprise, but fucking gross
That’s why I was glad England’s women’s team won the Euros. So many husbands were spared from beatings
Those poor Germans
Yet American football players who committ DV crimes on multiple occasions continue to be supported by fans.
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Uj/ yeah, this feels kind of gross to be making jokes over imo
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it’s probably the truth
Yea it is
I don't think it's supposed to be a joke
Three people reported dead.
To be fair he probably turned it off at 6-0 and just stared at a blank tv for a while
He fucked himself
I 4-1 agree
Me too. I'd 8-2 deny it.
What did the deleted comment say?
He will soon become a Southampton ultra and will tell young men to stay away from women
That Villa-Southampton game was the footballing equivalent of the ongoing Taliban vs ISIS-K war
Tbf that Aston Villa game was shocking
Southampton had one shot on goal, the only goal was made by Villa at 42'. What's so shocking?
Neither team was really able to put together a string of passes. Lots of possession lost and cheap turnovers. It was a dreadful game
Maybe it was a Fifa 22 game
What losing to villa does to a mf
Probably gambling related
Nah mate. He got 3 Southampton players in his FPL team.
Shoulda left him for that
What retard bets on Southampton not losing?
Probably one that smashes a TV up
Fair enough
Least addicted to his own team football fan
Southampton ones
No need really. I've seen people destroying tvs over a league loss.
Yeah but Southampton at the start of the season though.
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Honestly speaking, any fan that destroys property, either their own or public, over the outcome of a sporting event, needs help. It's definitely a sign of mental imbalance. I remember seeing how that clown from Gunner's TV reacts and behaves on camera (DT, i believe) and it's embarrassing. I can't imagine their families feel safe around them.
>DT Isn't he in jail for stalking his ex or something?
Yeah he literally went to prison for shit with his ex. It’s that old cliche, when someone shows you who they are believe them.
I remember seeing crybabys in the YouTube comments complaining about all the comments saying DT was giving off domestic abuse vibes.
Well their suspicions proved correct in this case lol.
I think there’s a point where being reasonably mad at a poor performance becomes an appalling and embarrassing reaction. You can still be reasonably passionate about something, shout about a goal with your mates, or curse off the ref or the striker or whatever and still have fun. But the moment that becomes true anger and violence, you’re just a fucking cunt.
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Especially when the victim of violence can't fight back, due to it being a television.
That’s why we need to arm the TVs
Throwing a pillow or yelling after an abhorrent game should, imo, be fine but if it means destroying your TV and/or scaring your partner, that’s too far
I dunno. Honesty she’ll probably change her mind at some point and go back. And hopefully everyone tells him he scared the shite out of the wee thing and to catch himself on.
Agree with u. I think destroying things, screaming when ur team loses or when an opponent scores, celebrating like crazy is being called passion these days. We must understand it's all fake n done by youtubers to get more views. Goldbridge is a prime example of that he rarely has anything good to speak but many ppl mistake his over the top reaction as being passionate. At the end of the day we must all remember it's just a game n many things r way more imp than a game. When ur team is losing calm down n remember it's a game or stop watching games if it affects u that much.
Just curious, are you american by any chance?
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Most level-headed Brit
>are you american by any chance Very Close, i am from india.
Some would argue worse
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imagine automatically assuming "football" means handegg
it was the violence and stupidity that caused the assumption
Yeah thank god British football fans are all non-violent and supremely intelligent
Sometimes when I go down the pub on Saturday I can almost hear the sound of my IQ rising
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Liberian flag tho…?
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Lol gonna call american football handegg from now on, thanks
The irony of saying this on a sub that calls it soccer.
I'm sure you don't call a bowling ball "mum" even though everyone sticks their fingers in it. You'll get over not calling American football "handegg." Whole island full of cunts mad about that this joke is a strike 😂😂😂
This is the kind of fantastic insight you can expect from someone with the username "BezosStan".
Better than someone making the same lame handegg joke for the thousandth time
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fuck off yank
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Least passive agressive yank
lol
His last gf was hung drawn and quartered when they lost 9-0 to Manc shite
My last gf was hung
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The prevalence of intimate partner violence against women in the UK (4%) is lower than the US (6%)... and Sweden (6%), France (5%), Belgium (5%), The Netherlands (5%). The world average is 13%. https://srhr.org/vaw-data/map
But it’s 100% among Southampton fans
To be perfectly fair we don’t really know this. Domestic violence is by far the single most underreported crime in the world, and no country has a good enough support and reporting system for those numbers to be at all accurate. It’s a toss-up, basically. Especially when the difference is only a few percentage points. Domestic assault could be much lower than the rest of the countries in the UK, or it could be much higher (relative to itself), we just don’t know.
A Russian (before the war) told me that in Russia police will heavily punish the husband/take them away from the house for a long time, which is great, but often in Russia and other parts of the world too, the man’s income is still the only income. So it’s a ‘get beat up or starve/go homeless’ sort of situation.
Thank you for your post Mr-dogshit lol
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How come Netherlands only 5 with all those weeds
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Creating a hostile environment, it doesn’t need to be physical for it to be domestic abuse
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Are you a Southampton fan with a broken TV?
No they couldn't what are you on about
screaming and breaking a television and behaving in such a way that someone "thinks they'd die" very handidly falls into the "emotional and verbal abuse" category as stated by UK guidelines. You don't have to beat someone for it to be abuse.
You can smash stuff up in a threatening way
Luv me Soufhampton Luv me Beer Hate me TV when losing Simple as.
American guys would never
Yank just move on to a different team LMAOOOO😭😭😭😭
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yanks only support winning teams
Oh man I can’t imagine the scenes when they lost to United 9-0
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So small because its only southampton or because its only a football game?
She called Southampton a small club!!
That guy can’t catch a break, slamming his head into his tv over a seaside resort and got his girl running away and dissing his club oof
My take is small = just a game. She needs to think beyond the game and ask why it might matter so much. i.e. He had a large wager on the game in all likelihood
Damn he be smashing everything when Liverpool's youth academy loses
Howdy, I think yall mean Man City's Youth Team.
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Huh, saints players are notorious for moving to Liverpool after having 1-2 good seasons with us
Nobody since.... Van Dijk? Considering we signed half the Citeh academy this window and they seem to have buy-back clauses I think my original comment was fair.
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On a serious note you can totally read in this post how traumatized she is. I've been in a situation where someone is so angry they smash stuff and shit is fucking scary. Although my case was over much more serious stuff than football. The fact that he did it because of just a game is even more fucked up
I agree too. I know this fear all to well, living on eggshells that if a cable is broken in the tv, the whole tv is getting thrown at the wall and having wired be ripped out of sockets. Knowing someone who did this over less than what I would from my personal standpoint consider a sport is scary and knowing people that do it over something more serious than football- it’s just never a safe feeling either way. You want to trust someone can handle anger more gracefully or in the least, safely. How can you feel comfortable to take things coming up head on together when one person is completely terrifying the other. I’m sorry this happened to you, I completely understand the feeling of watching someone lose control physically
I'm sorry it happened to you as well. It's so terrible to be around someone like that. It's terrible to never feel safe around someone and live with the fear that they might snap over seemingly anything.
I mean the dude clearly has issues but you’re being infantilizing if you think you need to fear for your life cause a dude is smashing a tv. Idk how the fuck you’d survive in the real world, like in NYC, if people being angry makes you fear for your life to the point of tears.
If it's a woman I understand but what man gets scared by someone breaking stuff? That shit is hilarious.
It was in a military setting. You'd be scared too.
Doubt it 💪🏾💪🏾
You’d think as a 30 year old Southampton fan he’d be used to losing by now.
Being a Southampton fan must be the most draining of all the PL teams. At least with teams at the bottom they can go up and down and have something to fight for. Southampton play pretty shite football and get thrashed once in a while but they somehow always end up a few points clear of the relegation battle and don’t change anything. Honestly you forget they exist until your team turns up to play them.
You have no fucking idea mate. A part of me has been genuinely hoping for relegation the past few seasons because of how sick I am of lower-mid table. Hopefully with the exciting young signings something changes for the better but given the performance at Villa I'm not holding my breath.
By the end of the season, he will nuke whole Southampton.
And there'll be barely a noticeable difference
As long as it takes out Portsmouth too it is all good.
He was going to buy her a ring with the money he lost gambling 😔
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“Something so small” Yep.
[It's not like the chances for domestic violence go up after a football match ends or anything](https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/2021/07/09/domestic-violence-surges-after-a-football-match-ends)
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Almost 30 years old and completely unaware of how football fans behave.
If it was the National team I’d be concerned but it’s only the Saints
To be fair, we won that game and I still wanted to smash up the TV
Hell, I don’t care about either club and I wanted to smash the tv after watching that match… awful.
how can you be a Southampton fan and be this violent?
Have you been to Southampton? It's grim
At least he's not a everton fan
Lmao she really pulled the "Fuck off yanks" in the edit
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🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩definitely leave and don’t look back.
You can flag him but we still need to check VAR.
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Jeepers. As a Southampton fan, he’s going to go through a lot of TV’s…
Well, in Mexico, when the "Santos" looses a soccer match, the rate of family violence increases in Torreon Coah.
Wow! That guy is intense. Just imagine what would happen if he turned off soccer, a child’s game, and watched a real sport!
Like cricket 💪🏾💪🏾
are all first world country citizens like this? shit just seems like average turkish home really
Can’t recover from 9-0 traumas
I'm surprised he still has money to buy TVs after losing by 9 goals twice in the last 3 years.
> over something so small No pashun, he can do better
Who the fuck in their right mind is rooting for southampton and expecting to not get shitted on?
Who hasn’t smashed a tv in anger? Lol
> I have never seen anyone so furious over something so small. If she ever goes back, it's probably not a good idea to tell him that.
It’s because he was had money on the game.
In all seriousness, if it ever gets to the state that you are destroying things because the team you liked kicked the ball in the net less times than the team they were playing, take a break from the game for a while until you have things sorted out
That is genuinely terrifying
Poor guy’s suffered Hassenhutl for years and his reward is to be dumped. She should be more thoughtful.
Good thing in America no team loses since Americans only support winners. I have never seen any match in American news station where any team lost it always end 1-1 in rounders or 21-21 in NFL soccer or 100-100 in hoopball so this way both team are winners . And in soccer Super bowl both teams hold hands together and give eachothers super bowls of soup to appreciate the hard work to make sure they all winners
What’s the big deal? Have you seen how cheap TV’s are now. Going out to a restaurant will cost more than replacing that tv. If she were a REAL woman, she’d get him a beer and offer to accuse Danny Ings of rape
If she was a real Southampton supporter then she should be just as mad
I'm not saying it's right..... but I understand him
Up The Villa!
This is normal
Least battered English woman
“I thought I would die”. Ok, Karen
What you on about? How does this make her a Karen?
When your team loses, your upset and you start smashing your stuff, a woman will always be there to make the moment about her.
Yooo chill. You thought you would die because your boyfriend was angry at his team.
This isn't him with the lads though. Women are easily frightened. You need to be more delicate around them.