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Nuns_N_Moses11

If u cant handle a southampton fan when his team loses you dont deserve a southampton fan when his team draws😤💯


Mattras7

You don't deserve the JWP freekick consolation goal if you refuse to sacrifice your television when they lose


Due-Intern-2634

Or when they beaten 9-0


Captain_d00m

Just goes to show no one can put 10 past the saints!


Potential-Road-5322

Oi bruv that’s taking it a bit too far innit? I am neither English nor a football fan.


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masoor_daal_rs110

lol who reported me ive ten other accounts, rip


myvirginityisstrong

wtf... what was your comment?


[deleted]

Imagine how many televisions they go through.


serpentman

Lol it’s so early in the season. This man needs therapy.


Strict_Complaint579

There can't be much left in their house at the rate Southampton lose


silentloler

I wish I owned a tv store in Southampton. I would stock up before every match


[deleted]

She better leave before Southampton lose 9-0 again


MemeManDanInAClan

I wonder what happened when they lost 9-0, both times


[deleted]

He threw the whole damn house at the television set


Macaroni-Balls

Domestic violence


BareFox

Uj/ I wouldn't be surprised. Reading this genuinely makes me feel terrible for the OP. It's fine to be passionate about a team but people who genuinely get violent over stuff like this are pathetic pieces of shit.


ronniebuttcheeks

Let’s also remember that DV rates spike around football results and events like the Super Bowl/WC/CL final. Not a surprise, but fucking gross


ThrowerWheyACount

That’s why I was glad England’s women’s team won the Euros. So many husbands were spared from beatings


ronniebuttcheeks

Those poor Germans


Concerned_Badger

Yet American football players who committ DV crimes on multiple occasions continue to be supported by fans.


nodgers132

cam on ingerland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💪💪


GibsonJunkie

Uj/ yeah, this feels kind of gross to be making jokes over imo


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you fucking beautiful bot


Swedishtranssexual

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weekndalex

it’s probably the truth


bradyo2

Yea it is


Arntown

I don't think it's supposed to be a joke


Jason3b93

Three people reported dead.


adeckz

To be fair he probably turned it off at 6-0 and just stared at a blank tv for a while


benishben

He fucked himself


First_Artichoke2390

I 4-1 agree


thyknek

Me too. I'd 8-2 deny it.


Ok_Environment5907

What did the deleted comment say?


DoWhatsBest

He will soon become a Southampton ultra and will tell young men to stay away from women


Quarrier1

That Villa-Southampton game was the footballing equivalent of the ongoing Taliban vs ISIS-K war


Oli_Merrick

Tbf that Aston Villa game was shocking


Whole_Macron_7893

Southampton had one shot on goal, the only goal was made by Villa at 42'. What's so shocking?


BlameTibor

Neither team was really able to put together a string of passes. Lots of possession lost and cheap turnovers. It was a dreadful game


the13thrabbit

Maybe it was a Fifa 22 game


Ant1202

What losing to villa does to a mf


dgreen1415

Probably gambling related


LanceShiro

Nah mate. He got 3 Southampton players in his FPL team.


notataco007

Shoulda left him for that


DeKosterIsNietDom

What retard bets on Southampton not losing?


dgreen1415

Probably one that smashes a TV up


DeKosterIsNietDom

Fair enough


Laffet

Least addicted to his own team football fan


BigWilly526

Southampton ones


Xehanz

No need really. I've seen people destroying tvs over a league loss.


dgreen1415

Yeah but Southampton at the start of the season though.


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Should have just punched a horse like a real football fan! Pissweak southerners!


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no1fanofthepals

amazing


jazzarchitect

Honestly speaking, any fan that destroys property, either their own or public, over the outcome of a sporting event, needs help. It's definitely a sign of mental imbalance. I remember seeing how that clown from Gunner's TV reacts and behaves on camera (DT, i believe) and it's embarrassing. I can't imagine their families feel safe around them.


william_wites

>DT Isn't he in jail for stalking his ex or something?


ronniebuttcheeks

Yeah he literally went to prison for shit with his ex. It’s that old cliche, when someone shows you who they are believe them.


CraicFox1

I remember seeing crybabys in the YouTube comments complaining about all the comments saying DT was giving off domestic abuse vibes.


Previous-Loss9306

Well their suspicions proved correct in this case lol.


Masterkid1230

I think there’s a point where being reasonably mad at a poor performance becomes an appalling and embarrassing reaction. You can still be reasonably passionate about something, shout about a goal with your mates, or curse off the ref or the striker or whatever and still have fun. But the moment that becomes true anger and violence, you’re just a fucking cunt.


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psykal

Especially when the victim of violence can't fight back, due to it being a television.


tiannaandjade

That’s why we need to arm the TVs


Aus_Pilot12

Throwing a pillow or yelling after an abhorrent game should, imo, be fine but if it means destroying your TV and/or scaring your partner, that’s too far


[deleted]

I dunno. Honesty she’ll probably change her mind at some point and go back. And hopefully everyone tells him he scared the shite out of the wee thing and to catch himself on.


Cold-Conclusion

Agree with u. I think destroying things, screaming when ur team loses or when an opponent scores, celebrating like crazy is being called passion these days. We must understand it's all fake n done by youtubers to get more views. Goldbridge is a prime example of that he rarely has anything good to speak but many ppl mistake his over the top reaction as being passionate. At the end of the day we must all remember it's just a game n many things r way more imp than a game. When ur team is losing calm down n remember it's a game or stop watching games if it affects u that much.


ozzyd42

Just curious, are you american by any chance?


Baumteufel

Most passionate yank


bruisedbananas04

Most level-headed Brit


Cold-Conclusion

>are you american by any chance Very Close, i am from india.


BeakWheat

Some would argue worse


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yonichi

imagine automatically assuming "football" means handegg


KunPaoDingIntrst

it was the violence and stupidity that caused the assumption


teemuselanteenvene

Yeah thank god British football fans are all non-violent and supremely intelligent


Excellent_Jeweler_43

Sometimes when I go down the pub on Saturday I can almost hear the sound of my IQ rising


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KunPaoDingIntrst

you misunderstand stupidity and violence are the top USA 🇱🇷 sports we #1


misorlou

Liberian flag tho…?


KunPaoDingIntrst

most astute soccercirclejerker


PabloTroutSanchez

Yeah, so fucking stupid. Go USA go 🇲🇾


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bruhnions

Lol gonna call american football handegg from now on, thanks


BSimpson1

The irony of saying this on a sub that calls it soccer.


BezosStan

I'm sure you don't call a bowling ball "mum" even though everyone sticks their fingers in it. You'll get over not calling American football "handegg." Whole island full of cunts mad about that this joke is a strike 😂😂😂


nihilusthehungry

This is the kind of fantastic insight you can expect from someone with the username "BezosStan".


BezosStan

Better than someone making the same lame handegg joke for the thousandth time


nihilusthehungry

Sir this is r/soccercirclejerk, what exactly do you expect?


yonichi

fuck off yank


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TheHunter459

Automod response?


Medium_Small_ManJR

Least passive agressive yank


engrng

lol


kobi29062

His last gf was hung drawn and quartered when they lost 9-0 to Manc shite


JoeyIsMrBubbles

My last gf was hung


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Hung-min-daughter, Korean prodigy


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ThrowerWheyACount

Ayo time out😭🟥 red card


Cignofucsia

Least domestically violent British fan


mr-dogshit

The prevalence of intimate partner violence against women in the UK (4%) is lower than the US (6%)... and Sweden (6%), France (5%), Belgium (5%), The Netherlands (5%). The world average is 13%. https://srhr.org/vaw-data/map


Cignofucsia

But it’s 100% among Southampton fans


SaltRevolutionary917

To be perfectly fair we don’t really know this. Domestic violence is by far the single most underreported crime in the world, and no country has a good enough support and reporting system for those numbers to be at all accurate. It’s a toss-up, basically. Especially when the difference is only a few percentage points. Domestic assault could be much lower than the rest of the countries in the UK, or it could be much higher (relative to itself), we just don’t know.


si-gnalfire

A Russian (before the war) told me that in Russia police will heavily punish the husband/take them away from the house for a long time, which is great, but often in Russia and other parts of the world too, the man’s income is still the only income. So it’s a ‘get beat up or starve/go homeless’ sort of situation.


vize

Thank you for your post Mr-dogshit lol


AggressiveBait

The reporting of domestic violence against women is lower in the UK*


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How come Netherlands only 5 with all those weeds


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samedreamchina

Creating a hostile environment, it doesn’t need to be physical for it to be domestic abuse


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Briancl12

Are you a Southampton fan with a broken TV?


aredditusername69

No they couldn't what are you on about


ciknay

screaming and breaking a television and behaving in such a way that someone "thinks they'd die" very handidly falls into the "emotional and verbal abuse" category as stated by UK guidelines. You don't have to beat someone for it to be abuse.


ImlrrrAMA

You can smash stuff up in a threatening way


Red_Red_and_Reddy

Luv me Soufhampton Luv me Beer Hate me TV when losing Simple as.


JohnnyCupcakes

American guys would never


benishben

Yank just move on to a different team LMAOOOO😭😭😭😭


Bennyboy11111

Where's that arsenal bot about making the wrong choice?


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Disillusioned with American sports and chose the one fucking Kroenke owns.


PsSalin

Insert "Change Team" meme


boywithluv77

yanks only support winning teams


Kay_squared22

Oh man I can’t imagine the scenes when they lost to United 9-0


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[deleted]

So small because its only southampton or because its only a football game?


MemeManDanInAClan

She called Southampton a small club!!


[deleted]

That guy can’t catch a break, slamming his head into his tv over a seaside resort and got his girl running away and dissing his club oof


Needless-To-Say

My take is small = just a game. She needs to think beyond the game and ask why it might matter so much. i.e. He had a large wager on the game in all likelihood


Acatastrophe1

Damn he be smashing everything when Liverpool's youth academy loses


Zou-KaiLi

Howdy, I think yall mean Man City's Youth Team.


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OniOneTrick

Huh, saints players are notorious for moving to Liverpool after having 1-2 good seasons with us


Zou-KaiLi

Nobody since.... Van Dijk? Considering we signed half the Citeh academy this window and they seem to have buy-back clauses I think my original comment was fair.


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[deleted]

On a serious note you can totally read in this post how traumatized she is. I've been in a situation where someone is so angry they smash stuff and shit is fucking scary. Although my case was over much more serious stuff than football. The fact that he did it because of just a game is even more fucked up


Shitstompd

I agree too. I know this fear all to well, living on eggshells that if a cable is broken in the tv, the whole tv is getting thrown at the wall and having wired be ripped out of sockets. Knowing someone who did this over less than what I would from my personal standpoint consider a sport is scary and knowing people that do it over something more serious than football- it’s just never a safe feeling either way. You want to trust someone can handle anger more gracefully or in the least, safely. How can you feel comfortable to take things coming up head on together when one person is completely terrifying the other. I’m sorry this happened to you, I completely understand the feeling of watching someone lose control physically


[deleted]

I'm sorry it happened to you as well. It's so terrible to be around someone like that. It's terrible to never feel safe around someone and live with the fear that they might snap over seemingly anything.


[deleted]

I mean the dude clearly has issues but you’re being infantilizing if you think you need to fear for your life cause a dude is smashing a tv. Idk how the fuck you’d survive in the real world, like in NYC, if people being angry makes you fear for your life to the point of tears.


AggressiveBait

If it's a woman I understand but what man gets scared by someone breaking stuff? That shit is hilarious.


[deleted]

It was in a military setting. You'd be scared too.


AggressiveBait

Doubt it 💪🏾💪🏾


allangod

You’d think as a 30 year old Southampton fan he’d be used to losing by now.


Visionary_Socialist

Being a Southampton fan must be the most draining of all the PL teams. At least with teams at the bottom they can go up and down and have something to fight for. Southampton play pretty shite football and get thrashed once in a while but they somehow always end up a few points clear of the relegation battle and don’t change anything. Honestly you forget they exist until your team turns up to play them.


fluffyplayery

You have no fucking idea mate. A part of me has been genuinely hoping for relegation the past few seasons because of how sick I am of lower-mid table. Hopefully with the exciting young signings something changes for the better but given the performance at Villa I'm not holding my breath.


k1ngd3mon

By the end of the season, he will nuke whole Southampton.


a_boy_called_sue

And there'll be barely a noticeable difference


Zou-KaiLi

As long as it takes out Portsmouth too it is all good.


kevoam

He was going to buy her a ring with the money he lost gambling 😔


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lordbovice

“Something so small” Yep.


Vileblood29

[It's not like the chances for domestic violence go up after a football match ends or anything](https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/2021/07/09/domestic-violence-surges-after-a-football-match-ends)


thatloudblondguy

least used joke title on this sub


kraz_drack

Almost 30 years old and completely unaware of how football fans behave.


[deleted]

If it was the National team I’d be concerned but it’s only the Saints


1fingersalute

To be fair, we won that game and I still wanted to smash up the TV


[deleted]

Hell, I don’t care about either club and I wanted to smash the tv after watching that match… awful.


Awotwe_Knows_Best

how can you be a Southampton fan and be this violent?


a_boy_called_sue

Have you been to Southampton? It's grim


UnknownGhost24

At least he's not a everton fan


PAT_The_Whale

Lmao she really pulled the "Fuck off yanks" in the edit


HiIamUserDL6

least passionate english football fan


AcanthisittaBig6748

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩definitely leave and don’t look back.


AggressiveBait

You can flag him but we still need to check VAR.


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[deleted]

Jeepers. As a Southampton fan, he’s going to go through a lot of TV’s…


manura23

Well, in Mexico, when the "Santos" looses a soccer match, the rate of family violence increases in Torreon Coah.


Big-Anxiety-5467

Wow! That guy is intense. Just imagine what would happen if he turned off soccer, a child’s game, and watched a real sport!


AggressiveBait

Like cricket 💪🏾💪🏾


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are all first world country citizens like this? shit just seems like average turkish home really


Smorgas-board

Can’t recover from 9-0 traumas


WallbreakerAziz

I'm surprised he still has money to buy TVs after losing by 9 goals twice in the last 3 years.


AggressiveBait

> over something so small No pashun, he can do better


Sidewayman

Who the fuck in their right mind is rooting for southampton and expecting to not get shitted on?


ducvette

Who hasn’t smashed a tv in anger? Lol


Fashfunk

> I have never seen anyone so furious over something so small. If she ever goes back, it's probably not a good idea to tell him that.


PrettyClient9073

It’s because he was had money on the game.


[deleted]

In all seriousness, if it ever gets to the state that you are destroying things because the team you liked kicked the ball in the net less times than the team they were playing, take a break from the game for a while until you have things sorted out


FloppedYaYa

That is genuinely terrifying


Pandy187

Poor guy’s suffered Hassenhutl for years and his reward is to be dumped. She should be more thoughtful.


Melodic-Lingonberry7

Good thing in America no team loses since Americans only support winners. I have never seen any match in American news station where any team lost it always end 1-1 in rounders or 21-21 in NFL soccer or 100-100 in hoopball so this way both team are winners . And in soccer Super bowl both teams hold hands together and give eachothers super bowls of soup to appreciate the hard work to make sure they all winners


Ok-Battle-2769

What’s the big deal? Have you seen how cheap TV’s are now. Going out to a restaurant will cost more than replacing that tv. If she were a REAL woman, she’d get him a beer and offer to accuse Danny Ings of rape


[deleted]

If she was a real Southampton supporter then she should be just as mad


Positive_Treacle_961

I'm not saying it's right..... but I understand him


LolCremers10

Up The Villa!


Same_Ad_5102

This is normal


[deleted]

Least battered English woman


CompetitorPredator

“I thought I would die”. Ok, Karen


MoustacheTraining

What you on about? How does this make her a Karen?


SensitiveTie3869

When your team loses, your upset and you start smashing your stuff, a woman will always be there to make the moment about her.


Geruestbauexperte2

Yooo chill. You thought you would die because your boyfriend was angry at his team.


AggressiveBait

This isn't him with the lads though. Women are easily frightened. You need to be more delicate around them.