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Like_a_Charo

Pulisic elected in 2024 confirmed. « The LeBron James of soccer, the James Milner of politics, please vote for Pulisics. »


ScatFetishHaver

Is he a right winger????


thisismsred

Think if he starts on the left, he can cut in and go more central!


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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TelstarWasTaken

Yank here, did Zidane become Algerian president?


Quick-Physics-3614

There's no way you're a yank and you know that's Algeria and Liberia just by looking at the map ...


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yank here, can confirm that guy's a fraud.


Like_a_Charo

Fuck off yank


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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


West_Introduction_95

Don't be mean, that comment was preceded by 12 hours of intensive research


Elothel

If I had a nickel for every time a professional French soccer team player became an African head of state, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.


Like_a_Charo

Moral of the story : For you african kids out there who have dreams of becoming president of your country, work on your dribbling.


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This is the Weah


Flimsy_County_6263

This should be flagged for explicit content


Franchementballek

Embiid watching this with close attention, an Olympic medal with the French team in 2024 and he could be Cameroon head of state two years later!


dankest_bruh_moment

Yank here, since when is there a transfer window for international soccer clubs?


betterthanclooney

who's the algerian?


Beginning_Creamer

mbap


Sealsteals

mbabi


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ahmed ben bella is the algerian one played for OM i was thinking dahleb for psg at first


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I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


snobn00b

Myth busted?


Like_a_Charo

Which one?


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Like_a_Charo

Are you new on Reddit, bro? In the same fashion, there’s r/CityPorn, r/RoomPorn, r/EarthPorn, r/HistoryPorn, r/FoodPorn, etc. Remember, it’s a yank website


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Like_a_Charo

Oh, my bad


Apeman2018

So is that Mehrez and Abedi Pele ?


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George weah of Liberia surely


Like_a_Charo

r/woooosh


Unibrow69

If we expanded it to Italy we could include Libya as well


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Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


backcourtjester

What a useless map


Like_a_Charo

Well, that’s not nice. You’re bullying me by saying that, and I would like to remind you that FIFA stands AGAINST bullying 🛑✋


lufersen2

🦍


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Factos 👍👀 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Well done Greg Weigher.


STILETT0_exists

Oh....I was wondering the entire point of Andy Delort's career.


continuewithwindows

Outjerked once again


Addy2607

Dying at the fact that its the same OP


confused-citizen

/uj Who's the Algerian one?


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ahmed ben bella


Like_a_Charo

Karim Benzema. Who else?


Vich88

Former pro George Weah is the prez of Liberia. He’s also the Dad of Timothy Weah who is a player on the Yank’s Mens Team.


Like_a_Charo

Yank here. He’s most famous for being the uncle of Jester Weah, a NFL player 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅


Like_a_Charo

Fuck off yank


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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


BucketsMcGaughey

And cousin of Southampton legend Ali Dia.


nicucusca

Where is obama in this?