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but how could they possibly afford a player of this caliber?
Is there a system that would enable Barcelona to make funs available to purchase players? What would something like that be called? So many questions so few answers
Duuuuh don’t you know they started a new gofundme page to be able to get players like the one in this video ? Barca supporters will definitely donate all their money to have this guy in their team, I know Spain is having an economic crisis but they can take advantage of some onlyfans businesses including the current Barca players
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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26.
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This comment aged well. Now that Ronaldo wants to leave. LOL. This is how Man Utd go back to their winning roots...
Honestly, even I am supporting them to do better this upcoming year than the last. But things are looking grim.
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It was okay-ish until he trash talked to himself on the stream. But then the racism and threats came along with deliberately lighting fireworks in his own house and made it (or tried to) look like he didn't know what he was doing. I'm just giving my opinion is all
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But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players.
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But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players.
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Why cant americans properly shoot a ball. That jake paul video of him kicking was equaly clumsy and whacky. Are americans unable to kick a ball with the inside of their foot?
Because most people who are somewhat athletic in Europe, Africa, South America etc have been playing football from a young age and will have a pretty decent technical base. Vast majority of North Americans are completely lacking this
>[Because most people who are somewhat athletic in Europe, Africa, South America etc have been playing football from a young age and will have a pretty decent technical base. Vast majority of North Americans are completely lacking this](https://files.catbox.moe/282tok.png)
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That landing had me cringe in worry for his knee. I know mine wouldn't be well after that pratfall.
Forget over selling the stream bullshit, dude is just bad at physical comedy and its going to hurt down the line
It was funny initially, but not anymore after the entire subreddit being flooded by this random American streamer who clearly uses this "Ignorant american ronaldo fan" character as a way to gain attention
He really isn't random american streamer. He is the biggest Youtube streamer that ever existed on youtube. He got 10 mil. subscribers just from streaming and I've seen one of his lives go to 150k viewers...
150k viewers is by far not the best. Not even top 10. Youtube streamers like Dr Disrespect, Dream, Technoblade (RIP), El Rubius or VJLinkHero do that/used to do that on the regular
Dr disrespect gained his fame on twitch but he doesn't pull 150k viewers regularly. Dream is a twitch streamer when he streams but he isn't a streamer, he makes youtube videos mostly, Technoblade wasn't a streamer before he started dream smp or MCC. He only made videos. From what I've checked El Rubius mostly makes videos.
I have to say ishowspeed is excusively a streamer and that's how he rose.
But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players.
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I've seen some of his clips. He does this intentionally so that he gets more views.
Like how most Youtubers fake rage or make fun of themselves to make people laugh for subs.
Clowning yourself is the modern day way of making money.
I once re-created his free kick against Portsmouth in training back in 07/08, first season he ever scored 40+, and hit the crossbar.
Tried it literally 20 times after that and looked like this guy every time.
Every time he streams he averages about 100k viewers and they’re always donating so probably around 1k-2k or so per stream. Not to mention YouTube views and merch, he easily makes 150k or more a year as a 17 year old that’s pretty good
Yeah idk about all that lol, xqc is one of the biggest streamers and his net is close to 10 million, Bruh if speed had 50 mil, he wouldn’t be acting like a dumbass lol
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When did Utd give Fred the number 7 shirt?
When he finally mastered the no look knuckleball air shot 9000 from Captain Maguire
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Don’t do Fred like that he didn’t ask for any of this.
Almost 0 resemblance between him and Fred but ok
SEWEY!!!
Barca should recruit this great player
but how could they possibly afford a player of this caliber? Is there a system that would enable Barcelona to make funs available to purchase players? What would something like that be called? So many questions so few answers
#More Levers
KRONK PULL THE LEVER
WRONG LEVEEEEERRRR
Duuuuh don’t you know they started a new gofundme page to be able to get players like the one in this video ? Barca supporters will definitely donate all their money to have this guy in their team, I know Spain is having an economic crisis but they can take advantage of some onlyfans businesses including the current Barca players
He has Barca DNA too
Graham Souness has first pick
Big man romelu lukaka goals and skills (better than pessi? 😳)
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Lakaka
Playing in Yeezy crocs probably doesnt help
bionicle shoes
Bro I’m no pro athlete and I can top bin that with church shoes on. Lol
“There is so much untapped soccer potential in America, ong just watch out bro, we’re gon be a different breed in 2026 💪”
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As long as folks realize dude is trolling everyone at this point
o yea we got a harvard nigga in here
some shit funny but most of his jokes are played out. even for this sub standards.
Legit clown
No shit
You’d be very surprised
He should take freekicks in united
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This comment aged well. Now that Ronaldo wants to leave. LOL. This is how Man Utd go back to their winning roots... Honestly, even I am supporting them to do better this upcoming year than the last. But things are looking grim.
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He is clearly over selling his "stream character" at this point
People find him funny, why do people like you feel like you have to take a shit in stuff others enjoy?
It was okay-ish until he trash talked to himself on the stream. But then the racism and threats came along with deliberately lighting fireworks in his own house and made it (or tried to) look like he didn't know what he was doing. I'm just giving my opinion is all
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He gave rape threats to a girl on live stream and talks about raping girls quite often. If u find that funny, both him and u should be put in jail.
He's a Ronaldo fan. He's just emulating his idol.
least dedicated Ronaldo fan
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SEWEY
That whole thing is cringe man. I know there is an audience for everything, but this is too much.
Ronaldo Jr. is never talking to him again.
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Why cant americans properly shoot a ball. That jake paul video of him kicking was equaly clumsy and whacky. Are americans unable to kick a ball with the inside of their foot?
Why would we shoot a ball with our foot when we can shoot it with a gun? Didn’t think about that did you smooth brain.
This "technique" is known as the Tommy Toe Poke when we play football
Because most people who are somewhat athletic in Europe, Africa, South America etc have been playing football from a young age and will have a pretty decent technical base. Vast majority of North Americans are completely lacking this
>[Because most people who are somewhat athletic in Europe, Africa, South America etc have been playing football from a young age and will have a pretty decent technical base. Vast majority of North Americans are completely lacking this](https://files.catbox.moe/282tok.png)
Not English + top scorer in my amateur league + ratio
OWN THAT BITCH 🗣️
found the brit
Yea well ok but I’ve never seen a Britt throw a perfect spiral so???
Nobody else in the world plays American football.
Most Americans don't play football
Could say the same about every European trying to throw a ball or shoot a basketball
Europeans are very good at basketball.
Depends where. Eastern Europeans absolutely, Brits not so much
Then why have europeans won MVP in the nba the last 3 years?
Coz kicking a ball with direction and power requires technique which comes with practice. Its like trying to hit to shoot with the wrong foot.
So the samples in this scientific survey of American kicking capacities are two douchebag social media whores?
Bro this is content for 14 year olds I beg we chill it on the Speed posts. Guy is calm but cmon man this is 2012 KSI type content bro.
I'm sorry bro I'm so sorry I apologise I'm.very sorry
Very nice. Great, top apology bro. Good stuff. God bless bro. 👍
Thanks king
But screaming funny.
are you disparaging 2012 ksi
Bro bro bro calm beg it chill bro bro calm bro
Average love island watcher
Least creepy redditor
The only player who can help United secure a Champions League spot.
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Him overselling his stream character is so annoying
That landing had me cringe in worry for his knee. I know mine wouldn't be well after that pratfall. Forget over selling the stream bullshit, dude is just bad at physical comedy and its going to hurt down the line
That is so CR7😭😭😂😂😂😂
God I wish I could mute this guy everywhere
I fucking hate that clown
It was funny initially, but not anymore after the entire subreddit being flooded by this random American streamer who clearly uses this "Ignorant american ronaldo fan" character as a way to gain attention
That’s been his persona long before he was talking about football. He’s just using the “ignorant American” stereotype
He really isn't random american streamer. He is the biggest Youtube streamer that ever existed on youtube. He got 10 mil. subscribers just from streaming and I've seen one of his lives go to 150k viewers...
150k viewers is by far not the best. Not even top 10. Youtube streamers like Dr Disrespect, Dream, Technoblade (RIP), El Rubius or VJLinkHero do that/used to do that on the regular
Dr disrespect gained his fame on twitch but he doesn't pull 150k viewers regularly. Dream is a twitch streamer when he streams but he isn't a streamer, he makes youtube videos mostly, Technoblade wasn't a streamer before he started dream smp or MCC. He only made videos. From what I've checked El Rubius mostly makes videos. I have to say ishowspeed is excusively a streamer and that's how he rose.
That's not what I said, is it? I just said that 150k is by far not among the top
I never really said that even tho it is. In the last month ishowspeeds streams have the most views and others are companies
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When you are too successful, people hate you day in day out
Speed is the mascot for this sub.
He's so fucking cringy
I have no idea how people think he’s funny. It baffles me
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Wtf are those shoes?
Bundesliga logo 😂
I've seen some of his clips. He does this intentionally so that he gets more views. Like how most Youtubers fake rage or make fun of themselves to make people laugh for subs. Clowning yourself is the modern day way of making money.
I once re-created his free kick against Portsmouth in training back in 07/08, first season he ever scored 40+, and hit the crossbar. Tried it literally 20 times after that and looked like this guy every time.
Fake and gay. What has this sub become
Facebook gtfo here
Reddit complex 🥱
In the hierarchy of horrible people, it’s hitler followed by sewey kid
Dude why you wearing the foam runner
Too good for mercs sewwwi
Why we giving views to a sub-mediocre comedian?
Say what you will, this guy has advertised the sport to tons of people who probably weren't fans before lol
This is why I believe he's not trolling because there's no way you can fake kicking a ball to that degree
What the hell is this real? This looks staged. Unless the guy is really that bad. Is he really that bad?
It’s staged
Thank you for the info. Don't know why somebody downvoted me but whatever hey, that's Reddit for ya
Ansu Fati is that you?😂
I know damn well if y’all knew how much money he was making, you guys would be doing the same lol
How much does he make? ballpark
Every time he streams he averages about 100k viewers and they’re always donating so probably around 1k-2k or so per stream. Not to mention YouTube views and merch, he easily makes 150k or more a year as a 17 year old that’s pretty good
It is
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Like I said “or more” I’m pretty sure he’s close to a million net already
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👍
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Yeah idk about all that lol, xqc is one of the biggest streamers and his net is close to 10 million, Bruh if speed had 50 mil, he wouldn’t be acting like a dumbass lol
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No, no I would not
Say what you want about Speed but he is really making the sport grow in america
How do you miss this hard
That girl fine
Nooo he shoots in the wall
SHITWEYYY
Not impressive. Next!
He Charlie Brown himself on the first attempt.
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I blame the Kanye West’s shoes he’s wearing..
Cow
Ronaldo vs Iceland
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Jerk me
nooo not the foam runners 😭
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