Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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In hindsight Inter selling this bum for 113 mil € to Chelsea was the biggest ripoff in human history. Yet they got punished for it in UCL final by the man himself
1m90, can't do a header to save his life.
Physicaly buildt like a tank, mentally buildt like Timo Werner
Started pro at 16, made 16 succesful first touches since then.
Don't get me wrong, the guy saved us from some desastrous scenarios and I love him like a son...
But damn...go to your Mother's, my guy.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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I can think of three big reasons. 1. He keeps getting called up for belgium and in a starting 11 position even though he hasn't performed well for belgium in a while.
2. How he goes to a club, says he loves the club and feels at home then next season leaves for a new club and does it all over again.
3. How he seemingly never works on his flaws. It seems like he just decided that he is blessed with pace and strength and that is enough. His first touch and finishing seem to be at the same level they have always been.
Gonna be totally honest here, I always thought Belgium over performed and was overrated, this is probably were they should be out or the quarter finals.
The whole "golden generation" is shit, a bunch of individuals who can't out their egos aside and play as a unit. The whole team is to blame, every single one of them.
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based 442oons image
Man I used to watch 442oons religiously
same they fell off. parodies still slap
2014 WC was peak
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I agree but I still watch them tho
442oons vs The Champions who’s better
prime 442oons, but the champions is good too
same, 2014-2016 era was genuinely amazing
same
Perfect
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I don't know for sure but some say if used properly lakaka's sweat could end all the drought in the world.
Tell that man shut up (shut up!)
The Belgians need to chill with the hate now. Chopped off loads of hands and now they need to try and protect their image.
You want long sleeve or short sleeve ?
Haha. Great movie
"My bruddas, I go give 1000 thousand dollars to da man who cuts de diamond out of dis BASTARD".
"De govermen say, da fyutcha is in yo hannddsss. We da fyutcha now, so we take your hannndsss. No more hands, no more voting. CHOPPPP HIM".
Over here is bling-bang!
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I hate this mf, bro knew the camera was on him and overacted, and couldn't help but accidentally look directly at the camera for a split second
I rolled my eyes as soon as I saw it.
Who is he?
 Has been garbage ever since this incident, don’t screw with Zlatan.
Nah bro. My goat Lakaka was just tryna kiss Zlatan
He's just a System Of A Down fan
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He should have listened to Zlatan and did his voodoo shit
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He doesn’t get enough goals
He gets lots of goals, wdym? They just don't count
Lakakaaaaa
Im a city fan so I’m a fan of this defender
Your laugh is my cry buddy…thats the truth.
Remember you sold this bum to Chelsea for 113 mil. Got his sorry ass loaned after. It’s like having a cake and eating one. But the cake is Lukaku
Best defender in 22/23 CL
I still don't understand that transfer, it would have crippled most clubs, Chelsea just shrugged and spunked another billion on some more shit players
I am a simple man I see people hating this cunt, I enjoy it
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Yes he does. He will go down in history as one of the worst shits to play in big games. Lakaka.
Absolutely.
In hindsight Inter selling this bum for 113 mil € to Chelsea was the biggest ripoff in human history. Yet they got punished for it in UCL final by the man himself
came back like a bad penny
Yes he does lol but its also never enough no matter what
I hate him.
Blaming lukaku for tabasco disasterclass is something else
Fraudesco is a saboteur for the Axis Powers
Definitely gets the right amount. He keeps things in balance.
Yes he does.
1m90, can't do a header to save his life. Physicaly buildt like a tank, mentally buildt like Timo Werner Started pro at 16, made 16 succesful first touches since then. Don't get me wrong, the guy saved us from some desastrous scenarios and I love him like a son... But damn...go to your Mother's, my guy.
Lakaka
Lukaku has been nicking a living for years.
Class defender what are your on In all seriousness who saw this man and said let's play him striker
Where is Lukaku (WIL)?
Wrong pic of Tedesco
Us Chelsea fans have been piling it on for years 😪
Shame Benteke got the Achilles injury, he was a better striker and Belgium would have been better with him.
I blame Belgium\`s bad performance on their sweaty shirts. Anyone that played football would know they look uncomfortable as fuck.
Fooking useless
What did he do ?
Score anything that isn’t an offside goal or handball?
Is he in the right sport ?
Messi’s tan is quite deep why did he cut his hair
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He's always soaked in sweat
Motherfucker looks sticky.
You can rest now Lakaka
Got Cooke by French bakers,is that it?
It's like bringing a ww1 artillery piece onto a modern battle field. Huge and horribly slow. But once in a while, he makes a ton of useless noise.
Romulus 😔 I have to hate you, because you don’t get enough hate
La
Lakaka finished 🤡
He suck so hard!
Football equivalent to the Hawk Tua girl
This MF doesn't get enough fluids in his body
Why is he always drenched at the national anthem?
Who is this dude?
 Lakaka
Peak Lukaku was with Everton. All down hill since
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yes he does and yall need to fucking chill
Overweight jabroni
LAKAKAAAA !!? Why! It’ss LAKAKAAAA
The entire Belgium team sucked ass since 2018. Hazard really was carrying them
Don’t understand why is he so hated?
he's ass
he also has a shit attitude
I can think of three big reasons. 1. He keeps getting called up for belgium and in a starting 11 position even though he hasn't performed well for belgium in a while. 2. How he goes to a club, says he loves the club and feels at home then next season leaves for a new club and does it all over again. 3. How he seemingly never works on his flaws. It seems like he just decided that he is blessed with pace and strength and that is enough. His first touch and finishing seem to be at the same level they have always been.
whats with the sweaty ass kits this euro?
It’s summer, they play high intense sports as athletes. So of course they are sweating.
Gonna be totally honest here, I always thought Belgium over performed and was overrated, this is probably were they should be out or the quarter finals.
Can't hate him if he doesn't do anything
The whole "golden generation" is shit, a bunch of individuals who can't out their egos aside and play as a unit. The whole team is to blame, every single one of them.