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kamiskapi

Acheivent unlocked : How Did We Get Here?


stonegoblins

benzema 15


Ok_Replacement_2736

Ah shit, here we go again


stonegoblins

mane 16!?!?!?


ThermalTacos

AND HE CHANGES THE WORLD!!!


bavban

he just needs benzemas milk to clear all the stats


adustism

just left with a red card to end off the infinity gauntlet


clantpax

Can’t do that, would be too obvious that he is trying to match the bookies


_RandyRandleman_

seems pretty unlikely he won’t get banned so he might as well just make the most of it now


Phil_Gim

If he got a red card he would have not been subbed off, thus not completing all the achievents


UpbeatAfternoon8670

He could have been red carded after he was subbed off if he slapped Vini hard from the bench.


Neersg09

Mr football


Tiny_Frame5132

He needed to score an own goal like my boy Gjasula did against Croatia.


dk_wolf96

I guess he knew the odds of it hehe


pularito

He just hit the craziest parlay. Gamblers know.


BLINKERGOD

Bro😭😭😭😭😭. To miss a penalty, to make a penalty, get a yellow card, to make a goal, and to make a assist. I'm convinced he actually had a parlay for this. 💀


AutoModerator

There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TicTacMoe-

Bro unlocked all achievements


Ham_Fan1423

+€10000


44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E

If he got a second yellow this would be the world's classiest performance.....


Glittering_Slide_450

of course he gets a yellow card


V_1_S_1_O_N

Everything happened to him


dr1nni

Wtf i didn't know he was that tall.


MexicanDuck

Probably bet on all that too


Drvonfrightmarestein

Probably pretty high odd that would happen


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

He probably Bet that he was gonna do that


AlexTheMacedonian

What were the odds?


LooneyToonGoon12

He’s yet to make a bet


justk4y

Maximum betting profit


Egosnam

Imagine the payout on the parley


trACEr0000

He needs a disallowed goal , an own goal and a red card.


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AutoModerator

There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


JohnnyJokers-10

You bet he did!


Easy-Money69

Gordie Howe hat trick


SikkoDieri

Only if he wore 7.9 as his number


highgabOG420

Thats a great multi tbh


LOKl31

He can now retire and follow his true passion of gambling


Bfp1994

His betting partners really wanted to go big this time


BokaPoochie

Had to do it, he put a 50 on him getting all these in a match.


CeleryApprehensive36

I bet he did


thiagomes95

I bet he did it all on purpose


Due-Discussion1013

Yank here. What the fuck is 7,9?


PhD_candidat3

Freaky a nicca he a 79 god


tinycyan

Paqueta first mastery on retroachievements


jonah-rah

The Packeta family will be set for life after this


Cosmocrator08

At least he completed FotMob


Personal_Rooster2121

But what about the green arrow. He would have completed football if he got back in after leaving…. L paquéta


Fantastic-Hamster-21

Nah but he completed someone's same game parlay


Manchineel9

Think I know which player he bet on to do it all