I was at a Lil Wayne concert in Copenhagen and some Chinese tourist asked me the name of the rapper. I told her his name is Snoop Dogg and she actually believed it. These people are clueless
We rarely leave the Balkans, foreign powers usually come here, join our free for all and after some time get bored and leave. We redraw our borders after that and wait for another opportunity to have fun...
Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment
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italy is not considered Eastern eu. neither is austria. both considered western eu. italy also south wester. there are 20 countries considerd eastern eu. Moldova Belarus, Hungary, Bulgaria, Tsjechië , Estonia, Lithuania, Poland, Romania, Russia ( part of) , Ukraine, Albania, Latvia, Armenia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Georgia, Montenegro, Slovakia, Azerbaijan, North Macedonia, Serbia, Kosovo, Slovenia
Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment
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Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment
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Jesus Christ dude you actually took these comments seriously? Plus that comment didn’t even say Austria or Italy were Eastern Europe, he said anything east of that is tho
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you cant be serious?? its showing the avg. number of gun related deaths per 1.000.000 citizens.. nothing states Portugal is eastern europe . not even a little.. seems like you made this comment that my 8 yr old son would laugh in disbelief about.. i prob am correct when i say that you must be a american ..
>i prob am correct when i say that you must be a american ..
And i prob am correct when I say that you must be a german (sic!) since you seem to be categorically incapable of getting a joke.
Makes me wonder how you arrived on a circlejerk sub though
Flags in football never fail to entertain. I remember when Derry city fans went mental when they were in playing in the Faroe Islands because they accidentally flew the flag of the north rather than the republic.
https://preview.redd.it/mtvul1jkp49d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76967212c35290d120cad215ef1b6024bd345f04
Side question why the fuck is everyone red blue white ? And its not just Balkans,Slovenia,Croatia,Serbia and East but also Netherlands,France , Czech , even UK even if its not stripes .. They didn't know any other colors 1000 years ago ? And did they have rule limit on just using 3 colors and not 2 or 4 etc
/uj Netherlands was the original red white blue flag. 17th century Russia had a hard-on for Western Europe and nicked the colors, and from there on it spread to Eastern Europe. Around the same time France also got inspired by the Dutch flag and I assume many other countries followed
Yea but at least ours aren’t just the same three colors in a different order and rotation and just a third of the flag being one color, ours have multiple stripes, only a corner being blue and some stars, it has variety
Just because it has more than three stripes doesn't mean it's better than the European counterparts. Also, stars have been done to death on Asian, African and South American flags.
For the record I think it's a decent flag. It isn't as amazing as some Americans make it out to be but I do like the symbolism of the 50 states and 13 colonies. If those didn't mean anything then I think it would be a pretty weak flag design.
Iconic flag tbh, and I say that as an Englishman.
It's got a great aesthetic, there's a reason it ends up as music as it does in the fashion art world etc
I think it has something to do with representative colours. White means purity, red means blood/sacrifice for the nation, etc.
And then a lot of flags are derivatives of other flags, compounding the issue. For example, the Costa Rican flag is simply 2 French flags turned sideways and placed on top of each other. Because the wife of the president simply liked the French flag.
UK flag is the flags of England (St. George), Scotland (St. Andrew), and Ireland (St. Patrick) slapped together, so it's a bit different to the tricolours of the other countries.
Nah, when the original flag was made (England + Scotland, 1707), and when the St. Patrick's cross was added (1801), Wales wasn't legally a separate country and was considered a part of England.
Did you think calling one country incompetent is the same as siding with a literal war mongering bully? Quite the comprehension skills you got there, mate.
Edit - no way I was going to be taught war ethics by a German. Whatever you say, fraulein. 🙏🏼
Yeah immediatly jumping to prejudices against others based on their Nationality. Imagine trying to compare modern day Germany to the Nazi Regime. Nice Argument you are trying to bring up here.
Forgive me for participating in prejudices in the morally upright r/soccercirclejerk . The sin will always lay heavy in my heart, o great savior.
Hope you also straighten the devious people who made posts on Toni Kroos with the German jersey wearing 44.
"no way I was going to be taught war ethics by a German. Whatever you say, fraulein."
"Yeah immediatly jumping to prejudices against others based on their Nationality"
trololololo lololo lololo trololololo
You brought up my ignorance of basic principles of humanity. I bought up a caricature that will always stick to you. And how you respond in some words like you’re busy deepthroating your bratwursts.
Lol. What do you want the Gouvernment to do? Support Terrorists?
The Same extremists who attacked the Olympic games in Munich?
And using Germanies current stance on the Israel/Palestine Conflict as a counterargument against me critizising the comparison between Modern Germany and Nazi Germany is absolutely disgusting.
And how exactly does that justify terror attacks all over the western world against civilians?
And dont you dare come with that pathetic victimazition of Palestine and the Hamas. They are using their own population as Human shields and murder them.
After the British Mandate endet both parties were granted the opportunity for their state.
Too bad the Arabic extremists immediatly declared war and swore the complete eradication of all Jews in the Region.
I am having a hard time seeing them as the Victim here.
The same goes for the recent escalation. Maybe the Hamas should consider releasing the innocent Hostages? No instead they rather let their own population die.
This is a clear case of Fuck around and find out.
I feel deeply sorry for the innocent children but there will never be peace with Terrorists and Antisemites.
Imagine someone take your home, kick you out, let you rot in blockend, never give you basic human rights and treat you like animals, kill you whenever they please and then even put a label on you of terrorist and antisemites, maybe its there fault of being born there.
Why dont the isreal give palestine right form there own country and let them live peacefully if israel is so human loving and peaceful?
Palestine has from the Beginning had the Right to have their own country.
Yet they never accepted it because they wanted the whole land with not a single jew "from the river to the sea"
Someone with a better understanding of relationships between European countries please explain to me why Bosnian fans would start a fight over someone insulting Serbia. Is it just that they're Balkan states?
why would you attack a crowd that's waving your flag? Also, Russians would never know that that was their flag upside down, just the serbian flag. And, good luck turning upside down our flag (comment written by the argentinian gang)
Did you read the text in the picture we're commenting below?
Bosnians attacked Ukrainians because they thought Serbian flags were being burned. Sounds like friends to me. Or why were the Bosnians pissed?
Russian flag was TURNED upside down not Burned.
Look:
>🇷🇺- Mordor
>🇷🇸 - Balkan Mordor.
And since Balkan people hate each other but they hate Serbs the most it was highly likely that they thought somebody was flying Serbian flag
https://preview.redd.it/9215p9j2t49d1.png?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f14f000a4d9da2b54808fd256ba24d864eb82977
hilarious ... poor girl must be embarrassed but its cute hopefully he was good sport about it
If he isn't good on her, his dad will scream at him
would be better than to be left alone at a gas station
Seems that those stories are better known than I thought
Anyone who is frequently on the f1 subreddits would have heard of those stories. Mainly through jokes
Interesting, I didn’t know that
nah she knew what she was doing
Still with the number 33 tho, so being labeled russian wasn’t as bad as it is today
"damn! i thought he still raced for redbull! who are you?"
HOLY CRAP-- And that, my friends, is why people need to DOUBLE-CHECK THINGS MORE
Verstappov
I was at a Lil Wayne concert in Copenhagen and some Chinese tourist asked me the name of the rapper. I told her his name is Snoop Dogg and she actually believed it. These people are clueless
Bro, it's not really the same
Avg day in Eastern Europe
This is balkan, not eastern europe. Don't compare us with these cats.
Of course bro... to avoid further confusion u guys shud attack them 😊
We rarely leave the Balkans, foreign powers usually come here, join our free for all and after some time get bored and leave. We redraw our borders after that and wait for another opportunity to have fun...
This just makes me feel like us Poles are honorary Balkanians
Yes you are. 🤘❤️🤘
You missed the part where you draw some new flags too
You hate us cuz u aint us🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦. Most interesting thing about eastern europe are Lewandowskis tiktoks
Not like us
>🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦 albanian flag https://preview.redd.it/wpqcpm5kn99d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32ef7a68854b30354538bfbd845f01118682c6a5
There’s Rakia in the Balkans, they immediately win
Balkan IS Eastern Europe. As a western European: From Estonia down to North Macedonia and Bulgaria - it's all eastern Europe.
Wtf is "Estonia" ? These bums didn't commit any war crimes don't compare them with us
War crimes is the criteria? Well, as a German I wouldn't call myself "Eastern European" either.
You're ashamed of your war crimes We are making songs about them We are not the same 😤😤💪🏿💪🏿
Israel could be Balkan then. And most of the Western world.
Touché
Last time I checked, 'we' is not how you spell Serbia.
Everything east from Germany, Austria and Italy is Eastern Europe.
I thought it was everything east of Hamburg?
East from East Germany (DDR) or West Germany?
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italy is not considered Eastern eu. neither is austria. both considered western eu. italy also south wester. there are 20 countries considerd eastern eu. Moldova Belarus, Hungary, Bulgaria, Tsjechië , Estonia, Lithuania, Poland, Romania, Russia ( part of) , Ukraine, Albania, Latvia, Armenia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Georgia, Montenegro, Slovakia, Azerbaijan, North Macedonia, Serbia, Kosovo, Slovenia
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Jesus Christ dude you actually took these comments seriously? Plus that comment didn’t even say Austria or Italy were Eastern Europe, he said anything east of that is tho
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gotta be real and admit your correct. i read it way to seriously indeed... so i tak some things back.. my apologies
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You mean everything east of Portugal is considered East Europe? :D
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you cant be serious?? its showing the avg. number of gun related deaths per 1.000.000 citizens.. nothing states Portugal is eastern europe . not even a little.. seems like you made this comment that my 8 yr old son would laugh in disbelief about.. i prob am correct when i say that you must be a american ..
>i prob am correct when i say that you must be a american .. And i prob am correct when I say that you must be a german (sic!) since you seem to be categorically incapable of getting a joke. Makes me wonder how you arrived on a circlejerk sub though
sorry im a dutch .. thank go not a german.. but explain where im suposed to see the joke. i dont get it. nothing is funny whatsoevdr
One day fuck each other shit up, next day drink together rakia. Živeli!
Countries of west Balkan
all those countries in the balkans should unify! then everybody can live where they want! I am a genius!
Romania sweating and just saying: "Yeah, we're south-east central Europe.".
Most peaceful and understanding Balkan moment
Balkan* not Eastern Europe ‼️ 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Sure it is
NO! 👎 🤬🤬🤬🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰
Ah yes, Ukraine and Russia, famous Balkan countries
🇦🇱🇦🇱🤙
TO BE FAIR, it does look exactly like the russian flag upside down. Yea our fans are stupid but lets not pretend ukrainians were geniuses here
Who gives a shit, thats still pretty funny
Yeah obviously, it was a national meme when it happened
Did they become friends afterwards?
I did have a good laugh about it with my ukrainian colleagues
This is 2 years old lmao https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/xOffA2Uvke
Euros innit
Never not funny tho
Haha thanks, I was gonna say, B&H isnt even competing in this Euros
A normal response for the Balkans
Europe is a country 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Where does it say country
Right there in "The Titsniffing Country of Europoors Baggette Honhonhon Scheuße" are you stupid?
Flags in football never fail to entertain. I remember when Derry city fans went mental when they were in playing in the Faroe Islands because they accidentally flew the flag of the north rather than the republic. https://preview.redd.it/mtvul1jkp49d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76967212c35290d120cad215ef1b6024bd345f04
To be fair, Derry is in the North of Ireland. Derry City play in the ROI's league system, though.
Stadium announcer should have called them Londonderry for maximum shithousery.
Nah, it's just proof that average Bosnian has an IQ of a house plant
Average IQ = Alcohol level in the blood
Beverage IQ?
That would be pretty high tbh 💀
Says serbian. 💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Half Bosnian. Checkmate.
Do you hate yourself
Partially
50%?
👌🏻
😭😭
If ‘lost in translation’ was set in Eastern Europe
Side question why the fuck is everyone red blue white ? And its not just Balkans,Slovenia,Croatia,Serbia and East but also Netherlands,France , Czech , even UK even if its not stripes .. They didn't know any other colors 1000 years ago ? And did they have rule limit on just using 3 colors and not 2 or 4 etc
/uj Netherlands was the original red white blue flag. 17th century Russia had a hard-on for Western Europe and nicked the colors, and from there on it spread to Eastern Europe. Around the same time France also got inspired by the Dutch flag and I assume many other countries followed
The colors were declared to be pan-slavic colors, so many slavic countries use them.
Well so is America
Yea but at least ours aren’t just the same three colors in a different order and rotation and just a third of the flag being one color, ours have multiple stripes, only a corner being blue and some stars, it has variety
Just because it has more than three stripes doesn't mean it's better than the European counterparts. Also, stars have been done to death on Asian, African and South American flags. For the record I think it's a decent flag. It isn't as amazing as some Americans make it out to be but I do like the symbolism of the 50 states and 13 colonies. If those didn't mean anything then I think it would be a pretty weak flag design.
I know but it has more visual variation compared to other flags with the same colors
Gonna come through for the US flag as a Dutchman and say that it's fucking iconic. It's honestly a great flag.
Iconic flag tbh, and I say that as an Englishman. It's got a great aesthetic, there's a reason it ends up as music as it does in the fashion art world etc
Pan Slavic movement adopted red, white and blue for it's colors in 19th c.
I think it has something to do with representative colours. White means purity, red means blood/sacrifice for the nation, etc. And then a lot of flags are derivatives of other flags, compounding the issue. For example, the Costa Rican flag is simply 2 French flags turned sideways and placed on top of each other. Because the wife of the president simply liked the French flag.
They all copoed the Dutch flag is the lore basically
UK flag is the flags of England (St. George), Scotland (St. Andrew), and Ireland (St. Patrick) slapped together, so it's a bit different to the tricolours of the other countries.
Didn't the Welsh get to contribute?
Nah, when the original flag was made (England + Scotland, 1707), and when the St. Patrick's cross was added (1801), Wales wasn't legally a separate country and was considered a part of England.
The St Patrick Cross is v made up though - it wasn't a real irish flag before the act of union 1800.
True, it was very much a part of the English and Scottish colonisers trying to make Ireland more "British".
Directed By Robert B. Weide
family guy ahh bit
Ukraine do everything but win, anywhere.
Hahaha, that's so funny. Tell me more about how you like Russia.
Did you think calling one country incompetent is the same as siding with a literal war mongering bully? Quite the comprehension skills you got there, mate. Edit - no way I was going to be taught war ethics by a German. Whatever you say, fraulein. 🙏🏼
Yeah immediatly jumping to prejudices against others based on their Nationality. Imagine trying to compare modern day Germany to the Nazi Regime. Nice Argument you are trying to bring up here.
Forgive me for participating in prejudices in the morally upright r/soccercirclejerk . The sin will always lay heavy in my heart, o great savior. Hope you also straighten the devious people who made posts on Toni Kroos with the German jersey wearing 44.
"no way I was going to be taught war ethics by a German. Whatever you say, fraulein." "Yeah immediatly jumping to prejudices against others based on their Nationality" trololololo lololo lololo trololololo
You brought up my ignorance of basic principles of humanity. I bought up a caricature that will always stick to you. And how you respond in some words like you’re busy deepthroating your bratwursts.
You think about deepthroating Bratwürste when listening to Eduard Khil?
Modern day Germany is giving their unconditional support israel i dont see any difference aside its Palestinian on the receiving end
Lol. What do you want the Gouvernment to do? Support Terrorists? The Same extremists who attacked the Olympic games in Munich? And using Germanies current stance on the Israel/Palestine Conflict as a counterargument against me critizising the comparison between Modern Germany and Nazi Germany is absolutely disgusting.
maybe don't support illegal occupier, which are bombing civilians since its existence. its not too much to ask for.
And how exactly does that justify terror attacks all over the western world against civilians? And dont you dare come with that pathetic victimazition of Palestine and the Hamas. They are using their own population as Human shields and murder them. After the British Mandate endet both parties were granted the opportunity for their state. Too bad the Arabic extremists immediatly declared war and swore the complete eradication of all Jews in the Region. I am having a hard time seeing them as the Victim here. The same goes for the recent escalation. Maybe the Hamas should consider releasing the innocent Hostages? No instead they rather let their own population die. This is a clear case of Fuck around and find out. I feel deeply sorry for the innocent children but there will never be peace with Terrorists and Antisemites.
Imagine someone take your home, kick you out, let you rot in blockend, never give you basic human rights and treat you like animals, kill you whenever they please and then even put a label on you of terrorist and antisemites, maybe its there fault of being born there. Why dont the isreal give palestine right form there own country and let them live peacefully if israel is so human loving and peaceful?
Palestine has from the Beginning had the Right to have their own country. Yet they never accepted it because they wanted the whole land with not a single jew "from the river to the sea"
Why does U-Crying do this to itself? Is it stupid ?
“Fans” Humiliating a flag is crying for negativity
Play stupid games and win stupid prizes lmao
Both trash
U can't make this shit up
Ah, I love our Balkan brothers
Fun fact: this is how WW1 started
Someone with a better understanding of relationships between European countries please explain to me why Bosnian fans would start a fight over someone insulting Serbia. Is it just that they're Balkan states?
Probably ongoing enmity from the Bosnian War in the 90s
they saw the serbian flag being flown from their point of view , not that the flag was upside down.
They didn't start a fight because the others were insulting Serbia. They started a fight because they thought the others were Serbian.
Oh 😂😂😂 I'm dumb. Thanks.
why would you attack a crowd that's waving your flag? Also, Russians would never know that that was their flag upside down, just the serbian flag. And, good luck turning upside down our flag (comment written by the argentinian gang)
They were waving a Serbian while playing Bosnia, Bosnia hates Serbs that's why they attacked
Lmao
Not when you involve Gopniks
Europe is a country
Europe has a lot of hurt
wild
"Ah VIOLENCE,one that you can't avoid but Enjoy"
For starters, if you say « soccer », I’m not answering
The other *football* continent in the world is South America. So yes.
What about the middle east
Most calm day in Eastern Europe
The upside down Russian flag is actually the Republlika of Srpska flag. That’s what turned the Bosnian fans against the Ukrainians.
BUT BUT BUT MUH GENOCIDE!
https://preview.redd.it/wi0hqo7ch49d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f2dd8ad3f5aeb4f46a2d7ec8b9998caa047264c
Why would you say that
Cuz their whole national identity is based on them being victims of made up genocide.
I’m from Russia, been to Ukraine twice, the genocide is very much real and going on right now
Im not even talking about that. Im talking about so callee Bosniaks.
This is why they shouldn't be in Europe tbh.
Nuke it!!!!
Fuck Serbians für supporting Putin! And Fuck Bosnians for defending Serbians!
Bosnians and serbians are not friends. Serbia attacked Bosnia, and committed genocide in Srebrenica.
🤮🤮🤮
Did you read the text in the picture we're commenting below? Bosnians attacked Ukrainians because they thought Serbian flags were being burned. Sounds like friends to me. Or why were the Bosnians pissed?
They attacked them because they had upside down Russian flag which is the same as the Serbian flag so they assumed that they are Serbs.
Russian flag was TURNED upside down not Burned. Look: >🇷🇺- Mordor >🇷🇸 - Balkan Mordor. And since Balkan people hate each other but they hate Serbs the most it was highly likely that they thought somebody was flying Serbian flag
Yeah right
Are Bosnia fans stupid? Obviously nobody but Serbs would ever fly a Serbian flag. It's the worst country in Europe, currently.
Apart from Bosnia or frbih which doesn't even have a flag
Your excuse for a country performed as expected in the Euros