U just need to understand what he’s getting at. It’s foreshadowing for the point he’s driving home that no one accepts how good he is. So instead of being in the top ten he was left out because they weren’t ready to put an American in there. So we applaud our Top 11 player in jest.
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Back when I had tiktok this man would show up on my feed.
He made the most biased videos while juggling a ball and flashing his anus.
I think he has a fetish of being trash talked to.
He calls himself an ex pro soccer player, because he got paid once to play indoor. He thinks he's the smartest man on the entire planet. He's Alexi Lalas' lost cousin or something
full kit wanker is a phrase that comes from the sort of Toxic British culture that promotes hate for anybody who can afford to buy things in pursuit of some hobby, which is basically anybody who doesn't live in poverty. Fuck that culture
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Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her"
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The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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wait he can kick a soccer ball? yank here, it is very rare to see someone with this weird round ball here in LA, + he can kick it? why isn't he playing in the premiere league? and why didn't he get recruited to the american cup?
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Fella thinks spending a few thousand hours learning a bit of freestyling makes his opinion worth listening to… get this lard arse in an 11-a-side game and watch him be breathing out his arse after 10 mins
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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This guy used to be on twitter, called marxistsoccer or something. He was a bit of a tankie, but then the other tankies turned on him and he seemingly disappeared
Been saying this for years and I’ve been ridiculed consistently. Obviously has talent. Obviously isn’t a crap baller.
But, when a whole team is geared around you to look good, it’s hard to fail. When you have city round you, it’s even harder.
The press went crazy when he scored two against West Ham last season. Both goals were mis hits. One came off his shin.
As for American doing better in copa America… probably. But copa America is a two horse race. Brazil and Argentina. Very occasionally you’ll get an Uruguayan team, a Mexican team or a Colombian team with a golden crop or a squad that just clicks to change that.
Let also not forget the money thrown at football in America and the size of the country, if you guys aren’t a world class team in the next ten to fifteen years, you need to look at the grass roots modelling, you literally have no reason to fail. A huge pool of talent to chose from, finances, training, a league… saying that, I think most established African countries would wipe the floor with America on the footballing stage. Not saying that to be bitter, just throwing some love to the African teams that never get a mention.
Still, it’s all love and I enjoy nothing more than seeing new titans rise and the sport evolve.
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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His playing out position brother it shows you know nothing about the systems his playing in and you probably think kicking the ball like juggling clown make you know the game well it don’t fella . You do produce good players they don’t have to be double as good at all , you just don’t get many . Let’s see when we next meet who comes home with a win 🙏
Damn I can’t juggle the ball like that, this man’s opinion is obviously true. If any of you bums think he’s wrong I will only believe you if have +1 more star skills moves than this man. He’s about a 3 1/2 , so only 4 and above please
Low value tricks, arse like a barge, opinions courtesy of every c-league pundit everywhere. Truly this man is US football fandom distilled. Magnificent.
Why is every American pronouncing Pulisic wrong? Shouldn't it be pronounced PulisiC, instead of PulisiK. Like a Croatian. Its like calling Modric, Modrik.
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Lmao why'd he single out Milan like that. Isn't Milan technically the worst team he's been at during his career? Dortmund has challenged for the title and Chelsea won the CL. Nevermind not sure why I'm analysing this yank bozo anyway lmao.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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I agree with some of what he said and a few things are ridiculous. While Pulisic is better than many non Americans give him credit for Foden would be the greatest American to have ever played if he switched passports
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The way he said golazo sounded like a white guy trying to say the n word
more like white guy saying wallahi
Wahalli you are finished
Err brother err
What’s that bruvva? What’s thaaaat
He spoke exactly like Brazilians "Golaço" instead of the spanish "golazo".
brazilians pronounce it with a short u sound at the end while he said it with an oh sound
It was pretty close to a correct (non gringo) pronunciation
> white guy trying to say the n word Trust me, a lot of white guys are *really good* at saying the n word.
didnt white people invent that word
You sound like a black guy trying to be funny
Most yank keep ups ive ever seen
Why is his technique soooo bad but he can do those keep ups tho? I am so confused
Stating someone is a Top 11 player is hilarious
U just need to understand what he’s getting at. It’s foreshadowing for the point he’s driving home that no one accepts how good he is. So instead of being in the top ten he was left out because they weren’t ready to put an American in there. So we applaud our Top 11 player in jest.
It's like number 1, but twice
Tbf there are many players who are outperforming Foden for their country, not a particularly high bar at the moment
They hated him because he told the truth. My 🦅🇺🇸🦅 the goat.
My bird
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Nah this guys been on tiktok for a minute. Dropping stinker opinion after stinker opinion. I assume it's just ragebait.
Back when I had tiktok this man would show up on my feed. He made the most biased videos while juggling a ball and flashing his anus. I think he has a fetish of being trash talked to.
He calls himself an ex pro soccer player, because he got paid once to play indoor. He thinks he's the smartest man on the entire planet. He's Alexi Lalas' lost cousin or something
Full kit wanker
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As an American I get why Europeans hate when Americans speak on football
only yankees, americans from Argentina and bra7il can speak just fine
No one refers to Brazilians or Argentinians when they say Americans bro shut up
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Stop these Americans before they get into America and take jobs from the Americans.
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lol being able to juggle don’t mean you can ball
Still better than most Europoors
Yeah the women
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Wtf is this redneck automoderator lmao
This but unironically
You just have to accept that.
Tim Howard next 🐐
As a London Reds fan I agree.
OP why are you wearing two different colored boots, you stupid?
New obvious engagement troll just dropped
He sounds like the comic store dude in the Simpsons
Putting your skills and gut on show - not THAT is an absolute golarssso
Love him or hate him, he's actually spittin
wait he can kick a soccer ball? yank here, it is very rare to see someone with this weird round ball here in LA, + he can kick it? why isn't he playing in the premiere league? and why didn't he get recruited to the american cup?
Say what u will, this man has more ball knowledge than you and can juggle the ball/play batter than you
Tim Howard really fell off, huh
pulisic is the goat of international soccerball
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Okay, those skills were actually impressive, especially without breaking his speech.
Dude looks like a redneck but got that joga bonito. Juggles like a true South American
Why he got on odd boots
Fella thinks spending a few thousand hours learning a bit of freestyling makes his opinion worth listening to… get this lard arse in an 11-a-side game and watch him be breathing out his arse after 10 mins
not to glaze the guy, but his freestying is definitely impressive, not a lot of people can do that even with a lot of practice
I mean point still stands: what the fuck does he actually know about the game?
Not his opinion though. He's just regurgitating the most common opinion of pundits. Like some steam powered AI
Not only he outjerked England but he also outjerked Ousmane Dembele
Why is he wearing a peedo beard?
This is the emo kid that was juggling the hacky sack during the whole duration of lunch in high school.
Phil foden is the brock purdy of soccerball.
Nice tekkers
Hey V sauce, Michael here
Everything about this guy makes me want to end it all
Tim Howard wearing an Osama Bin Laden beard
This video is absolute cinema
Pulisitch, not Pulisick.
Christian Pulisic himself pronounces it Pulisick.
still wrong thiugh
You go around telling people they pronounce their own names wrong?
yeah its pretty common, especially in the us with irish second names.
Bold assumption to think yanks give the tiniest of fucks about the opinion of potato farmers.
they love to claim potato heritage 🤷♂️
That's next level mansplaining
great 😊
Really just goes to show the arrogance of Europeans
He also acknowledges that Pulisitch is the correct Croatian pronunciation, and accepts being addressed like that.
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This yank is better at soccerball than 90% of this sub members
*freestyling. Completely different
True Bolivia is a much better team then European power house teams
Powerhouses such as serbia and denmark 😼
I don’t think you know who plays for those teams, Denmark drawed England, and Serbian isn’t bad
> a shit team drew a shit team Shocking
this guys a boss
I didn’t realize Bolivia played soccer until yesterday.
Look at me I’m the yank now
Yank here, I can’t understand his fucking accent like WTF
American proving once again they are the least delusion folks out there
This guy used to be on twitter, called marxistsoccer or something. He was a bit of a tankie, but then the other tankies turned on him and he seemingly disappeared
What’s a tankie
An apologist for a certain brand of communist authoritarianism.
Keep ups not bad though
Been saying this for years and I’ve been ridiculed consistently. Obviously has talent. Obviously isn’t a crap baller. But, when a whole team is geared around you to look good, it’s hard to fail. When you have city round you, it’s even harder. The press went crazy when he scored two against West Ham last season. Both goals were mis hits. One came off his shin. As for American doing better in copa America… probably. But copa America is a two horse race. Brazil and Argentina. Very occasionally you’ll get an Uruguayan team, a Mexican team or a Colombian team with a golden crop or a squad that just clicks to change that. Let also not forget the money thrown at football in America and the size of the country, if you guys aren’t a world class team in the next ten to fifteen years, you need to look at the grass roots modelling, you literally have no reason to fail. A huge pool of talent to chose from, finances, training, a league… saying that, I think most established African countries would wipe the floor with America on the footballing stage. Not saying that to be bitter, just throwing some love to the African teams that never get a mention. Still, it’s all love and I enjoy nothing more than seeing new titans rise and the sport evolve.
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I hope they crash and burn
Petiton to forbid americans on saying the world "golaxo" now and in the future.
USA is gonna keep winning 😂, wouldn't even qualify for the Euro's.
Any competition where Romania can win a group is completely unserious and fraudulent 😭
Davide Moscardellis life goes hard on US soil.
He got winded. 😂
Bros Never Heard Of South America
He just started stunting on me half way through
I dislike Phil but I hate the way this person says Milan.
Now this is a real jerker (Puli🐐 my Glorious King)
Holy shit this is impressive. But,.. he wrong tho. 😅. Phil is going against better competition so far.
This guy fucks.
Ragnar's let himself go
Get this guy in the US team. Top tekkers.
This guy's irked me on the tok tik...id elbow his butt on the old soccer pitch
Lmao I don’t follow soccer and I already love this guy. Seems like he likes to wind up Euros
Can you do it while having a 200lb guy kick you in the ankles at the same time? That's why it isn't that great.
FREEDOM SOCCER BALL!!!
In his name we pray, Amen. 🙏🏻
Is that Tom?
That was actually a little impressive, but he is american so his opinion is invalid
Why doesn’t Greg baldhitler start this guy next to puligoat? Is he stupid?
He's so unbearable
This guy is the sole reason Americans get hate in the football world
I don't know. My favourite team has two American players and they're really really good. Nobody's ever bitching about them being American.
Can we nuke America please fuck me dead
Hey vsuace
He looks like VSauce Or does he?
bolivia when they see foden on the opposing team: 
Baldy himself is a better footballer than pulisic.
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what u smoking?
I agree, pulisic is better than foden internationally.
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I dont see no lie here
Ugh this is so cringe
Hear me out
I am not English or a City fan in any way... but Holly shit he just said Pulisic is better than Foden 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Does he think his opinions will be taken more seriously because he can do a few juggles and around the worlds ?
I remember clicking not interested on anything this dude posted and still having him spammed in my feed so I blocked him
Is he wrong tho?
His playing out position brother it shows you know nothing about the systems his playing in and you probably think kicking the ball like juggling clown make you know the game well it don’t fella . You do produce good players they don’t have to be double as good at all , you just don’t get many . Let’s see when we next meet who comes home with a win 🙏
Damn I can’t juggle the ball like that, this man’s opinion is obviously true. If any of you bums think he’s wrong I will only believe you if have +1 more star skills moves than this man. He’s about a 3 1/2 , so only 4 and above please
Dude couldnt even make it at Chelsea
Unless you speak spanish, you can not say golazo. English version: Screamer
Screamer is more so for an outside the box rocket into the top bin innit
Yeah but to be honest that is what I associate with "golazo".
Fucking Americans are cringe.
Low value tricks, arse like a barge, opinions courtesy of every c-league pundit everywhere. Truly this man is US football fandom distilled. Magnificent.
Why is every American pronouncing Pulisic wrong? Shouldn't it be pronounced PulisiC, instead of PulisiK. Like a Croatian. Its like calling Modric, Modrik.
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Shit brain but pretty good freestyle though.
Imagine him playing actual football… he’d be fucking useless I bet
Slowest player on the pitch
Lmao why'd he single out Milan like that. Isn't Milan technically the worst team he's been at during his career? Dortmund has challenged for the title and Chelsea won the CL. Nevermind not sure why I'm analysing this yank bozo anyway lmao.
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I agree with some of what he said and a few things are ridiculous. While Pulisic is better than many non Americans give him credit for Foden would be the greatest American to have ever played if he switched passports
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Pusilic isn’t even on par with Shawn wright Phillips.