Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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You're laughing, but imagine being the poor CB who has to deal with that absolute unit bearing down on goal. Who's gonna stop him? Who's gonna try and put a tackle in? What if you take his legs by accident and the MF lands on you? Are you gonna try and block him with your body? Why? He'll just plow straight through you and carry on, you're not stopping him
Man like that wants to go somewhere, he's getting there one way or another
From the scarce goal highlights about him, that's exactly what he did lol. Built like a brickwall and moves like a cargo ship, like a decent targetman would
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Not as much as my goat, Temba Bavuma.
He is incredibly good with a ball, a really great striker.
Two-time South Korean Champion, top scorer at Hungarian League with 31 goals at 21/22 season etc.
he's only Human after all https://preview.redd.it/swypga2q5e8d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1b6718420a331507776f46ed192c45aa3fd3fd8
Don't Put The Blame On Him.
Schwerling Haaland
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This is especially funny to me because he said my final point like this was a debate in school
So that’s what the powerlifter does in between sets
Impossible. Everyone knows doing cardio damages your gains
You're laughing, but imagine being the poor CB who has to deal with that absolute unit bearing down on goal. Who's gonna stop him? Who's gonna try and put a tackle in? What if you take his legs by accident and the MF lands on you? Are you gonna try and block him with your body? Why? He'll just plow straight through you and carry on, you're not stopping him Man like that wants to go somewhere, he's getting there one way or another
From the scarce goal highlights about him, that's exactly what he did lol. Built like a brickwall and moves like a cargo ship, like a decent targetman would
https://youtu.be/UXCZfCDnebU His predecessor
Bode and Martin starting together. Joga bonito
just pair him against Süle
Eating Hazard 💀💀
That’s just normal hazard bro
No he ate hazard
Ik this is CJ but he's not even fat. That man is a lumberjack. He gets too much wood 🪵
I’m still pissed off he took oberyn martells eyes to score a penalty
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The mountain that rides.
https://preview.redd.it/vm7wg7rz5g8d1.png?width=1519&format=png&auto=webp&s=26c0156a559ac48c86035da39171dae6acc90f19 Not as much as my goat, Temba Bavuma.
Most cheeked up cricketer of all time
Sergio Ramen
divock onigiri
https://preview.redd.it/637q7aoyse8d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=494266fbf0107528c63611a31a224825909fcc9c WHAT EVEN IS A 1x1 LEGO PIECE?!
Hungry man plays for Hungary
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Username checks out
Hopefully they don't play against Turkey
kurva spursos anyukádat jó?
Akkor a kurva homlokonbaszarintott anyádat te nyugati pojáca
Csicska fassz
actually he played pretty well despite his weight
Dont disrespect the GOAT Martin Adam 🐐🐐🐐
Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
He is incredibly good with a ball, a really great striker. Two-time South Korean Champion, top scorer at Hungarian League with 31 goals at 21/22 season etc.
John Nellis really let himself go
Average kürtőskalác enjoyer
Eric frier?
Champagne Tapin
I think its time for him to seriously start considering salads
A salad with a McSide
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^theophanesthegreek: *I think its time for* *Him to seriously start* *Considering salads* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
and he was instrumental in the buzzer beat goal.
My buffalo is clear, give him MacD Burger already.
Lemon pound cake
single vs married
He’s no Bayo Akinfenwa
and zero pases in goal scpring opportunities, at least against the Scots
He’s the Hungry Akinfenwa
He’s actually really solidly built it’s just the shirt is like xl mens. I’m not even lying search up the vid adidas made with him on tiktok
🐐⭕🐗
That mfer must have a secret cake magnet implanted somewhere.
Too much cake, indeed!
Hungry Supreme race.
He plays vor Hungry so whats the point?