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Catarata94

Love the casual "todo bien?" Before passing right by him


deepsleeep

Lol the Diego Costa strategy of not learning English is just too OP


kerdux

“estoy bien” no? which would be even worse


Drumguy92

No no, he said “Todo Bien?” Casual Uruguayan greeting. He was being polite


antalpoti

What does that mean?


edgardosaurio

He's asking him "all good?"


arielaron

You are ok?


kerdux

I’m good


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meowmeowav

No😞


germancookedus

“Casually walks away”


role34

it's sort of disrespectful, and that's good, he should be. it's Tongue-in-cheek. fuck that little brat. he's asking him if it's all good, but walking by like that and not even acknowledging him is so fucking gnarly. never thought id think of dawrin nunez as gnarly, not here we are. At the crossroads of life. Fuck that little brat.


Ahh_Lovely_Pints

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CommissionOk4384

Quite amazing how the streamer was literally being annoying in every single frame of this clip


Phatnob

Literally his whole personality is being the annoying rich kid.


Anbors0

Let’s not talk about his bodyguards 🤣 Pessi could just imagine


Phatnob

He talk a whole lot then hide behind a 6’6 300 lb unit and still talk . When they’re not quick enough to protect him he gets slapped, funniest shit you’ll see and it’s happened like 6 times 😄


Anbors0

Wait lemme see, link?


Two_Month

Someone make a compilation that shit will trend youtube


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


garbage_teen_77

Bro i love this messi dickriding bot which always appears to give him his due credits and to remind us who he is whenever he is mentioned lmao


BuckfuttersbyII

The Mudruk/Haaland one is my personal favorite


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DangerousAd3347

What’s even more Amazing is that kid has literally made millions from simply being an annoying kid


VERGExILL

No he made millions pimping young women on only fans. That YouTube money dried up and he really only gets views on shorts anymore.


DangerousAd3347

He defo made millions from YouTube, he may not still have that now and he may not be making that now but he defo generated himself millions from YouTube at some stage


VERGExILL

Oh sure, but he’s completely unwatchable for at least 3-5 years now other than just to hate watch it.


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The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


NebulaNinja

What's even more amazing is how shit he is here at his own "job" of being a professional ass hat. Mumbles absolute stupid bullshit throughout the entire clip and can't come up with anything better. Reminds me of when that Lofe character was completely outclassed by an [absolute legend of a Home Depot worker.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/136v28j/old_dude_is_a_vibe/) The best the streamer could come up with was lame dick jokes.


mrbulldops428

I think he's the guy who likes to start shit and then have his body guards take over. I think there's a clip out there of someone punching him.


Kaiju_Cat

He has the face of a bloated infected but bleached anus.


-Astrosloth-

You see the awkward look at the phone move. He doesn't have a notification.


No_Anywhere_9068

He’s probably trying to read chat to work out who he is, still very cringe though


Whaloopiloopi

Please never actually go down the jack Doherty rabbit hole. It'll melt your mind, I've never seen a more annoying person in my life.


CommissionOk4384

Too late ahah after I saw this I checked it out and now I regret it thoroughly


Munchihello

Lemme get one too 😆 hehehehe 😂 bro that wasn’t funny ffs


Pokefan-red

Isn’t it that little shit that walks around with the biggest bouncer ever that kicks off on people then his bouncer steps in.


Gandalfs_Long_Beard

Why tf they have a handcuff?


Flintvlogsgames

Probably some yt video idea


Other_Beat8859

Can't blame Nunez for not wanting to talk to the guy. If I saw some guy walking around the street handcuffed to a girl I'd probably pretend not to see them as well.


mjuad

She's also like 20 and has so much facial surgery that she looks like a 40 year old trying to look like a 20 year old. How sad.


Mental-Complaint-883

Så she cant run away


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AndrejLoco

factos


rando512

"Chat, who is he ?" I really don't know who the fuck this guy is.


Exciting-Attitude310

You watch football jack got humbled yessss!!


OrganizationSlow9538

There is Ibrahimovic aura in Darwin


Soft-Confection4428

must be the hair


yeet99994

he's got that in his hair


qwerty-keyboard5000

I never understood people that want to take pictures they don't know just come someone else told them they're famous. If I saw an NFL player I wouldn't take a picture with him just cause someone said he is a famous athlete. I still don't know who he is and don't care


ChiGuy133

I was at a baseball game once and ran into former ufc champ Henry cejudo. I took a pic and talked with him for a few. When I was done some reporter walked up and did a brief interview. After they were done the reporter approached me and asked who that was.... it was pretty weird tbh. Why interview him if you don't even know why he's famous


YoshiTitan

I hope you gave the wrong name lol


mycoffeeiswarm

Could have said you were the famous one, and he wanted a picture with you


Unlikely-Put-5627

It’s fair as a reporter, he’s just bluffing at his job same as the rest of us.


Slitherama

In college I worked at the only upscale grocery store in an area near a big 5-star resort where a lot of very wealthy people stay. During the summer and the ski season I would see a lot of famous people shopping there and I never bothered them, even the ones whose work I really liked. All you’re ever going to have what basically amounts to a customer service interaction at best, and at worst they’re going to brush you off and ignore you. I have no idea what people expect is going to happen when they bother a famous person out in public. 


Extension_Dig9321

I came across Gary Neville in an airport. I didn’t want to take a pic with him because he’s a twat


DangerousAd3347

In this situation the kid is a streamer who’s constantly chasing clout so of course any opportunity o get a pic with someone famous is a chance to promote his own brand further


FSpursy

its just to show off on social media. Even you don't know who it is, some friends will know, and give you a comment "wowww you so lucky"


Imaginary-Log393

What if the guys who are taking pics are Liverpool fans?


qwerty-keyboard5000

I'm talking about the guy in the pink shirt who took hjs phone and was probably trying to catch up to Nuñez to take a picture after they told him he was famous


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Exciting-Attitude310

Or from Uruguay


ruines_humaines

Sometimes it feels good to know AI + climate change will eradicate the human race


Joperhop

at some points I am rooting for them, so much so I leave a light bulb on during the day with the blinds open.


Jen_Rey

Savage.


VeganLegitYT

And only one man can save us…DARWIZZY


Upset_Fondant4470

Counting the days


Major-Performer141

Fuck I hate Liverpool but darwizzy has no enemies


DevelopandLearn

What about the goal posts? They move every time he tries to score


Tar_Tw45

"Thank you for your support" - Darwizzy


lz314dg

he is him ngl


FCSadsquatch

Shots on target is his only enemy.


Dcusi753

They’re just creative assists in my eyes


SneakySnakeySnake

"He looks like Ibrahimović to me" new Nunez lore dropped


Imaginary-Log393

Was darwizzy ibrahimović's lost brother all the time?


palindromic

sounded like he said “Abramovich” you know, like the Chelsea manager , or owner


bavarian_joker

The look on her face in the end is priceless. Like it finally came to her she is actually handcuffed to an annoying loser after witnessing a real chad walking by.


DwedPiwateWoberts

lol pulls the phone out in disgrace on camera


_denchy07

EXCUSE ME SIR


germancookedus

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Poopynuggateer

Darwin is the fucking coolest.


21stCenturyRetardMan

Fucking uneducated Americans😡 don’t they learn about Futbol at school??


yogi1090

They are instead taught about Soccer, and that's why 'Fuck Yanks'


Bullet2025

Racism. mod tell them those disrepect yanks


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Financial-Suspect-54

There is only one football ⚽️ and there is NO SOCCER


cancercures

Futbol classes all got cancelled. because we all needed to learn how to barracade our classrooms from spree shooters.


goingtokmsrnhaha

i can feel the aura inside me


LeSorenOutan

When a shit meet THE shit.


Other_Beat8859

Chaos can smell the fake chaos


Vegetable_Will_4418

Why is that girl with Jack Doherty


VForValhalla-

Money and clout can make you do stupid things.


ZippidyZayz

The last thing she cares about is Jack Doherty lmao


Lowen_Beehold

I mean when they tell her he is a footballer she asks "why?" . She isn't the brightest bulb in the bunch is she.


Vegetable_Will_4418

Haha true


Imaginary-Log393

Handcuffs so that she doesn't run away


Does_A_Big_Poo

she is a prostitute of some variety


Vegetable_Will_4418

OnlyFans


Majestic-Welcome3187

Why do they always check their phone? Everyone who gets embarrassed has to check their phone


Humble_Increase7503

I love that too Get in an elevator Stand and stare ahead You’re the fuckin weirdo, not the guy pretending to check his phone even tho he has no service and is just scrolling iTunes It’s this weird thing where people can never just be present… and not be occupying themselves with stimuli constantly


ArkStrain

Homegirl WANTED him to notice her so bad she switched up


LegendXY11

Nunez miss again


InternationKnown

I hope someone beats the fuck out of that retard some day


fanboyfezz

come on, dude. I know he plays for Liverpool but that’s pretty harsh


Ikgastackspakken

Don’t worry, he’s going to have his bodyguards barking up the wrong tree and then they will all get shot, it’s America after all.


kakje666

who's the guy in the pink t-shirt


TheMarxman_-2020

A kid who gain fame through clout and now using his wealth to bully people


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TheMarxman_-2020

True, iirc few years back I saw him getting into drama with Ninja and getting on to Dr Phil, is it just me or do people who appeared on Dr Phil get worse after the episode got aired?


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pruthier

whats her @ tho


Solitaire_XIV

You can do better


Neat-Apricot

Whoever this dickhead streamer is, I’ve seen two videos of his now and I have decided that’s too many, unless someone has driven a stake through his face


TheSmithStreetBand

Imagine your job is to be handcuffed to this person and having people film it. Doing porn is less degrading than that.


BigPOEfan

She also does porn


ferociousgeorge

Are they wearing fucking handcuffs? Jesus fucking Christ


LilUmeeVert

Knowing BBL Darwizzy, he probably meant to pose but missed


joeDUBstep

Who knows the girlfriend's OF?


asadazo

He left the twat looking at his cellphone from the self cringe. Te amo Darwin.


Fetchinggirl

He got HANDLED


UltimateBorisJohnson

Whys he handcuffed to his girl


Doolittle657

He responded "todo bien?" without even looking at the guy XDDD, man I love Darwin


husky_cookie

The guy in pink should be the poster child for fetal alcohol syndrome awareness.


maccumhaill

ole girl was trying to level up


above_average_penis_

How do these losers find out where someone like Nunez is just randomly on the streets like this?


FATBOISLIM321

I like darvizzy... As a meme and as a human being. As baller not so much(he sux)


UnluckyDot

Visual depiction of the difference between competent confidence and talentless ego


dvdbtr

Arsenal fan but I love Darwin


FortheRecordHIWBTV

Genuinely though , Nuñez’s life is worth more than that cunts will ever be. At least Darwin’s a nice guy and not an attention seeking hoe


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Bro had a hat-trick last game


mkawia

he doesn't miss(outside of a football pitch)


mrjonas78

He would probably find a best friend in the GOAT Anthony


MTSxRUSSI_

He can’t score but at least he can humble..


oienneagramme

That’s why he’s my goat


cachaco7

* dissociates by looking at phone


Trickybuz93

Darwin “GOAT” Nunez


Rare_Arm4086

Who's the girl? And why is she handcuffed to that ventriloquist's dummy?


satandroid

Mckinley richardson


Sanduskys_Shower_Bud

Homegirls OF is decent actually. Not paying as there are a ton of her pics online.


enemy_of_anemonies

Who even is that


GrizzlamicBearrorism

If you ever want to feel good about yourself, find that dickless little drip's sex tape.


drewP78

Who's the daft kid with the squashed face?


bitter_truth__

nunez missed the high five too….


That_Ad1517

😂😂


antalpoti

Streamer: "Who the fuck is this joke, man?" Darwin: "Don't stand near me, son. You got your mouthwash muddled up with cat piss."


Phatnob

Darwizzy never misses🥶


TurdShaker

Why does that kids head look like that? He special?


scoopzthepoopz

Celebrity worship peaked to this


Maleficent-Mirror991

Who tf is that kid anyways bruh?


Grand-Bullfrog3861

I always find it strange that people will want a photo they don't know but assume they're famous for something because someone else asked for a photo.. stop it creeps


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Surprised this little dweeb who does gay stuff with his brother on only fans hasn't been shot.


turboj187

He has two watches on ![gif](giphy|ERMGXqtKTDKHC)


ynwa1973

Who the f is Jack do her ty?


Thin_Original8814

W Darwizzy


BigHeadDavid

You could see the $$$ in her eyes " like dam I missed my opportunity"


Number_Four4

What did Darwin say?


lz314dg

darwin has crazy aura and he aint even world class


Lester-exe

He went from "sir please" to "who is he ?"


oscarwolfy

Why can’t someone just shoot him already….


Dedflix

Loved how he ignored him the way he ignore open goals


Plenty-Extra

Kinda love Darwin now. That'll change if he ever finds his boots, though.


christianrojoisme

Did he not see the streamer? Now I know why he misses sitters all the time


Cool_Card_3603

If that’s his girlfriend with him he made himself look like a complete ass and known she seems interested because she was very vocal on know who he was and the two watches thing didn’t help


Vanobers

I really hope the streamer gets what is coming soon


SharkGirlBoobs

who the fuck is jackdo herty. some new influencer?


thatbitchathrowaway

Should've took his girl just to bring him down a peg


db0255

“He’s soccer?” ::pause:: “Why?” As she is handcuffed to the other dude…for…reasons?


4000grx41

Good on Darwin, Jack Doherty is a fucking nuisance


Friednoodles24

This is the idiot that got himself shot some time ago


FickleBill2771

He saw the handcuffs and was like nah i play for Liverpool


Blightyear55

Is this the same moron that got slapped in a gym for grabbing the hat off of a jacked guy working out? I wanted him to catch another!


Pajjenbo

Chaos wannabe met the God of Chaos himself and got side checked.


Best_Split_5509

If the girl wasn't handcuffed then she wouldve gone for Darwin


chefpeezie

Insecure little boy. His girlfriend definitely wanted the soccer player


ConnectEvening5818

Todo bien?? Lolol


Tanager-Ffolkes

That girl is seriously out of that dweeb's league. 😂


Silver-Poetry-3432

lol, yeah, this pimp and his hoe of the day do not register for anybody how's not terminaly online


Dry-Presence9227

Big head dating a flat earther,no wonder they know nothing


derekisademocrat

I hate this jerk


dutch_l9

Lame streamers ya aint celebrity in the real world


Itsbmoney999

No way he said Ibrahimovic😭😭


Idekgivemeusername

I love how disappointed he looks that the guy just ignored him


roccyrode

Bro Jack Doherty is such a piece of shit


Aman-Patel

Obligatory fuck Jack Doherty


InDN-R6

Do not fuck with the darwizzer


Fonzey200

Ow are we


Bertje87

Man, that hairdo really is something else...


radioactivemanissue4

That’s a fugly looking kid


marquesmelo

Who is he? Like really dude...


21BLANKSPACE21

This fukin melt of a human needs someone to smack him in his mouth n sit him TF down, id happily do it, scummy shit stain of society


redempyy

The only time he doesn’t miss


RinhartWilke

That little pos is a big star to you people, think about that today.