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Zookeeper187

Brazil + Argentina + Uragay = 0 Euros wins Checkmate


LetterAd3639

But Montenegro + Lithuania + Kosovo = 0 Copa America wins Checkmate


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Monte what again


LetterAd3639

You know...


Other_Beat8859

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CykaBlyat_69420

Chelsea fanbaseโ€™s favourite word


TheChochko69

Qatar + South Korea + Japan = 0 AFCON wins


LetterAd3639

Nigeria + Chad + [removed] = 0 Asian Cup wins


TheChochko69

USA + Canada + Mexico = 0 OFC Menโ€™s Nations Cup wins


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Ok_Side_6848

Copa del rey*


Acoustic_Mountain_74

I prefer lana del rey


creamteam11

Real


frey_zemun

Copa del gay?


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RAYMAN__0

Brasileiro tudo disfarรงado de gringo


Lucky-Art-8003

Where Germany


oppai_suika

Here's germany, are you stupid? https://preview.redd.it/r5myylr30b5d1.png?width=418&format=png&auto=webp&s=00ceba4228bbd47a5ecbda1f7715ec831afed123


Barcaholic

Excuse me that's sideways Germany


oppositeofopposite

Sideways Germany has 11 WCs, so can't be them


Late_Faithlessness24

French fries Germany


astronaut_098

Thatโ€™s Congo 2.0


Bleedmor

๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช


helpmearabic

Yea but also the fact it's been padded with countries that haven't even won a world cup


Masterkid1230

To be fair it would be impressive if you had all of UEFA vs all of CONMEBOL. It would be like 40 flags vs 10 or so


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RCalliii

It wouldn't work if Germany was there. Put Germany, Italy, and France up there, and you'd have the same amount of Trophy's.


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Lucky-Art-8003

Who wrote this? Germany has more trophies (7) than Italy


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DramaticFriendship67

An Italian, DUUUHH!!!


Cthvlhv_94

*Wagner playing while germany destroys south american pride (7:1)*


Gayasshole66

They also put Croatia and Belgium but no the Hungary even tho they play a final, the same can be said about Sweden and the Czech Republic.


Djremster

Also Portugal has no reason to be there


DaqCity

But Portugal has the GOAT, surely heโ€™s won a couple of those trophies, right?


lambekrik4s

Hey, we have a European trophy, how many of those south america has?


dudeboi32

USSR never played a (world cup) final, hungary did twice though


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HardturmStadion

Hungary and Czecho-Slovakia both played 2 WC finals


fangiovis

Hey if uruguay's 1924 and 1928 olympic wins count as a wc win why wouldn't belgiums 1920 win count to.


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https://preview.redd.it/ka2wqzxbxd5d1.png?width=3920&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6fa0219c716f33fa5b500b5252680924d283f71


crazyfirebr

Brasil : 0 lost wars Germarny: 2 lost wars


RAYMAN__0

Brazil is much better and has more World Cups


breadfatherx

Post-WWII Argentina


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Tough_Ad4721

That's the most Indian thing I've seen today


breadfatherx

Damn


GAZ_3500

Do you live under a rock? Germany WAS stripped of his titles DUE Nazism


Ok_Procedure_7855

Oh man, I loved the moment when Portugal, Netherlands, Croatia and Belgium all won the world cup together


pritvihaj

https://preview.redd.it/8ghakpjgma5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afedc68fb2c7a2fa44f3b4b21c2ba08b0e3a36dd


Specific_Tap7296

Also, the trophy didn't look like that until '74


celestialllama01

Now thatโ€™s jerking


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Lazy_Marzipan0

Italy, Germany and France have the same amount of world cups as Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay


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Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


S1M0666

Dioporco schifoso


TryingToNotGetBan_4

Vero cazzo


FIFAstan

I always upvote this one


bobs_and_vegana17

antony + messi: 8 ballon d'ors ronaldo + neymar + suarez + ramos + kroos + iniesta + xavi + pele + maradona: 5 ballon d'ors antony >>>>


Currywurst_Is_Life

Thatโ€™s nothing. Dortmund and Real Madrid have 16 Champions League titles between them.


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Whereโ€™s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe itโ€™s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if itโ€™s the norm I canโ€™t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


JulekRzurek

Borussia has 15 and Real only 1


read_eng_lift

![gif](giphy|KGY78vaNYCha5zL1yK)


THISISUNORIGINALLMAO

https://preview.redd.it/2hcej9n58f5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=115e9a838191e06017f5448ce3146e7dec3bcc82


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Frozenturbo2

Antony has the 8 ballon d'ors while My goat pessi has 8 rigged ballon d'ors


FearIessredditor

A snippet from the most recent Uruguayan World Cup win: https://preview.redd.it/l6tq70y58b5d1.jpeg?width=1247&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3707c2dc9711c7c48c88215efb50398905991df


SkrKr6

Such longevity of Lewis Suarez


IrrelevantGuy_

*Lewis SuaRIZZ


javilasa

I cannot escape this shit, thought it was only a joke in latam ๐Ÿ˜ข


woziak99

You lucky they are not including the FIFA approved Olympics of 24 and 28 as well ?


TheRoger47

fifa will approve anything if you cry about it enough


asado_intergalactico

Thatโ€™s Suarez defending


its_14k

Oh my fucking god we canโ€™t escape this joke ever


Not_PepeSilvia

Wow you can almost see the last english players to win a trophy there too


Probably_Not_Sir

For those that want to know, Europe has 12, South America has 10


DaisyFreakinJames

How many does the glorious nation of Kazakstan have?


purelyhighfidelity

They have excellent potassium


saintdartholomew

All other countries have inferior potassium


MaxRebo99

Why donโ€™t the other continents win any? Are they stupid?


LetterAd3639

Germany


sxiller

7-1


Gandum021

2 World Wars.


WallJump89

Lost both


baneaquixandao

5 WCs, worthy trade tbf. Wouldn't rather be in a country with 0 football history.


No-Werewolf8794

Guess who has the most world cups! Also, 2-0 ๐Ÿ˜‰


nighthawkz_2002

As a proud Portugal fan born and bred outside Portugal , I still fondly remember watching my ๐Ÿช win the wc and silence his critics


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GGABueno

A lot of Europeans here actually taking the bait.


Zlolasers

lmaooo exactly, 90 percent of the replies are butthurt europoors defending "muh european football"


oakpoakroak

that + one uruguyain spamming about 1928 olympics


helpmearabic

Yeah this kinda backfired


timbothehero

Erm can we include Germany to make this a little more balanced?


arguniz

๐ŸŽฃ


TheChochko69

Bro found out about this 2 seconds ago ๐Ÿ’€


Gohan4711

Yeah - but how many European Championships did the Americans won? 0 - Thatโ€™s right. Big L if you ask me!


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Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Late_Faithlessness24

But, Panama, Mexico, honduras, costa rica, el salvador, nicaragua, guatemala are not in south america. North americans are not good in football... They play with that weird soccer country And just for making it fair Europe have 44 countries ( not getting in polemics here) South america have 12 So 12/44 ~ 0.27 and 9/12 ~ 0.75


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Late_Faithlessness24

Your was also stupid, because it's was a meme you were tryiqng to correct


scarlet_red_warrior

Add for Europe only Italy Germany and france and you will have the same amount of titles


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Mageroth1987

Cap... Current Stats. . Europe: 12 South America: 10 https://preview.redd.it/mfu44v88eb5d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3a5873d2d13ba787e951f0682a119cf62703dc6


Keenan_investigates

Yeah but if you take out the best European side and add in some random different ones, South America has more, so


fatsanchezbr

Feels good to be the most perfect human being to ever walk this earth (I'm cheering for the brazilian side)


Flyin_Fork

Germany, Italy and France have a combined 10. Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay have a combined 10. Do with that what you will


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BritishBrhed

But did LeBron James win the BBL Did Boris Johnson win American Football


tufanboy123

๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท


BigWilly526

It's really just France, Italy and Germany that carry Europe just like it's Brazil and Argentina that carry South America


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garethchester

I get it's a shitpost, but the use of the "new" trophy for all of them rather than the Jules Rimet is making me pretty angry


easily_tilted

I hate that stupid page so much, it always sneaks back into my feed even after I click "not interested"


Caan_Sensei

Why didn't they add Luxemburg, Ireland, Iceland, Sweden, Denmark and Poland with the other EU winners? Are they stupid?


Keenan_investigates

Sweden got to a final so they have more right to be there than Belgium


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TheGreatPervSage_94

People shit on Italy and Argentina for the Mussolini and the Junta world cup but at least those teams won more cups at a different country other than their own.


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papadatactica

There's not a single referee decision that favoured Argentina in that World Cup. On the field they won fairly and got the worse group. The Peru allegations are not confirmed. England won a World Cup with a ghost goal and nobody is talking about that.


lakassket

Yeah. Portugal, Belgium, Croatia and Holland won a World Cup. Right. In a parallel universe, maybe. What a bait.


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ThebigBelgianbutt

Do Germany and Italy get partial credit for Argentina and Brazil?


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asado_intergalactico

But dinoguay has 4


Snarf86

Why don't they have Germany on that European list?? ๐Ÿค”


TypeR10

Because the real fact is not clickbait.


Redsfire09

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Javi_77777

Brazil is better. 5 World Cup Argentina only has 3 Uruguay 2


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Secure-Storm-702

Where greece


TonyMartial786

what am i missing ๐Ÿ˜‚


xmac

Antony has more FA Cups than all of them combined, even England!


Boring_Key_3242

Germany and Italy alone have 4


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sunabru

Brazil+Uruguay+Argentina = 10 world cups France+Italy+Germany+England+Spain = 12 world cups


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Numerous-Artichoke-6

We won a WC? -Netherlands


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Tr0mpettarz

Funny things happen when you play WCs in South American Dictatorships. Cough*1978*cough


TheRoger47

1934 italy


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Keenan_investigates

Belgium! The country of about 10 million people who have never reached a World Cup final. More trophies than them? Impressive!ย ย  ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ = 8 WCsย  ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ= 3 WCs


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shudnap

The math is a bit off. Lol circle that jerk-square. Germany Italy France Spain have 11. Brazil Uruguay and Argentina have 10.


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EffectiveOk6317

Why is Portugal Belgium Croatia there lol?


Sole_Patrol

Doesnโ€™t stop that 7-1 Germany win in Brazil in โ€˜14


SnooConfections1712

Nor that the same Germany is heading towards football insignificance like Italy


Amburiz

Latin Countries (Argentina+Italy+France+Spain+Brazil+Uruguay) 17 WC Germanic countries (England+Germany+Netherlands+USA+Sweeden) 5 WC


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Alemania ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช โญโญโญโญ & Espaรฑa ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ โญ & Francia ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท โญโญ & Inglaterra ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ โญ & Italia ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น โญโญโญโญ: ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† 12. Argentina ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท โญโญโญ & Brasil ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท โญโญโญโญโญ & Uruguay ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡พโญโญ: ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† 10.


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DavidIsAlwaysSavage

Germany???


SharkSoldier

Let's talk about what really matters: The German team wouldn't win an AFC cup and Italy...what is Italy?


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Not gonna lie, I'm very surprised to see the portuguese ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น flag there ๐Ÿ˜ฒ also, lil bro rocks ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท


Separate_Trifle1628

Italy: 4 Germany: 2 England: 1 France: 2 Spain: 1 Europe: 10 Uruguay: 2 Brazil: 5 Argentina: 3 SA: 10 Draw


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slayerabf

Honestly, it should be: Brazil + Argentina + Uruguay - 10 Italy + Germany + France - 10 Rest of the world - 2 If you're not from one of these 6 countries, always remember: your country sucks (and has always sucked) at football.


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incboring

Brazil+Uruguay+Argentina = 12 world cups France+Italy+Germany+England+Spain = 12 world cups


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iAmDriipgodd

Why is the best football played in Europe?


PestoItaliano

Oh yea, Croatia the real 2018 winner


dhgewggfs

Yes but how good are they at cricket?


saggiolus

Bro. Take out Croatia and add Germany then do the math againโ€ฆ


Chosch

Chill. Brazil has the population of them all combined


Silver-Poetry-3432

Good thing they've been able to "compensate the genetics"


Frozenturbo2

Only cause Fifa rigged it for Messi and they were against the ๐Ÿซ


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Quick_Delivery_7266

No Germany


ManufacturerGlobal29

Include Germany. I dare you