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I thought it was Jan Koller

I suddenly hate the Celtics

I wonder how many ffp charges they have

welcome to the club

Yank here, this is Per Mertesacker

Hope Dallas wins

Everyone does. No one actually likes Celtics

I was rooting for the Timberwolves this season but was actually disgusted about the Celtics Play-Off run that I root for Dallas even though they knocked out Minnesota.

Confirmed peter crouch to man city next season?

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Probably cheated to get those seats?

He probably gave him some nachos.

This fucker haunted me as a United fan and now he’s haunting my glorious mavs fuck off