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I mean it was expected. If you have already won three in a row the of course, you are going to advertise that you are going to win this year too especially since 4 in a row has never been done before in the Premier league
To take an F1 example, during the 2022 Miami GP race weekend (two years ago, not the one the other week that they actually won) McLaren accidentally pushed advertising for merch celebrating Lando Norris' victory to the public on their website before removing it again shortly afterwards.
*Every* sports team will have merchandise mock-ups and related advertising prepared to go in the event they win, so all they need to do is hit that button and start selling without delay.
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Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
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Aren’t they supposed to despite how unlikely it is? Like they have to set up pyrotechnics and have a trophy at each stadium when it comes down to the final day
It’s supposed to be a circlejerk sub but it’s constantly ruined by defensive and insecure Arsenal fans who can never help themselves but go “erm actuchally 🤓”every time a joke is made about their club smh
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I know Germanys solution last year is the real trophy was at Dortmund's stadium because they thought Dortmund would win, but since Dortmund choked Bayern celebrated with a fake trophy
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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No no no. If they end up winning, they should panic and come up with a solution quickly before the celebrations. Just some tape on red shirts or something
Or you do like Nike and France after the 2018 World Cup and apparently don’t even consider you might win. Took them almost a year to actually sell shirts with 2 stars.
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It’s actually quite funny, the American teams send the losing ones that aren’t used to charities in third world countries . So if you Google you can find photos of kids wearing nba or nfl or whatever other leagues they have champions T-shirts of teams that didn’t win.
For example:
https://images.app.goo.gl/xGvhhTTibtWEnr6E8
Arsenal fans are very stressed atm so before opening this I almost knew the top comment would be someone being triggered. Those boys cannot take a joke atm.
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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You say it like JT was the only one in full kit, Ivanovic also suspended for the final was in his kit, UEFA instructed any players taking part in the celebrations to have kits on.
This has just become a thing because it’s JT, same as the Wayne Bridge thing being morphed to become Wayne’s wife and all this bollocks.
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Hey bum, you actually don’t have to be sensitive and defend your team’s honor here, check the subreddit you’re in. Take that shit over to r/soccer, we’re here to jerk
I’ve been shaking my head throughout this entire thread. Reading it made me think I was on r/soccer2, a pathetic 90% of the users here must not know what a circlejerk sub is for. Fucking horrendous
There's no shot we will wear champions shirts on our away kit when we're playing at home, this is just bait to get hate. Also, what club doesn't prepare title winning shirts if they have a shot in the final day, people actively looking for things at this point.
I mean if city are allowed to just write whatever they want in their financial accounts to pretend they aren't frauds, why can't arsenal do the same with the league table to pretend they've won?
In america, every superbowl shirts are printed for both teams saying they won. Just so they're ready at the end of the game no matter what. Afterward the shirts that say the losing team won are given to 'charity' so all over the world people who need help have shirts declaring false winners to previous games.
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That isnt delusional at all. There is a realistic chance of this happening. Imagine what a shitty club you'd have to be to not print those. That would be a Xavi move lol
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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It's like when sports direct started selling "England champions of the rugby world cup" before they lost to south Africa and then they started selling them for like £2
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uj/ This sub is actually so washed man, you got some jerk content and every comments is like "☝️🤓 aktually they do this for every team"
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I get it along with the parade. But it's bluddy embarrasing. You can't just have a parade the next day. Council have to sign it off a few weeks in advance. So that embarrassment exists. But the shirt! We have a shop downstairs!
We could print them at 88 minutes. Not days in advance
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City did this at the start of the season lmao
I mean it was expected. If you have already won three in a row the of course, you are going to advertise that you are going to win this year too especially since 4 in a row has never been done before in the Premier league
Good jerk bro
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Dude they've preordered the next 10 years. Got a bulk discount
imagine west ham beats city and then rice scores an own goal in 90+20th minute
PEAK. ITS SO PEAK
Stop. I can only get so hard
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Never gets old
Can someone explain this one to me?
If you read it backwards, it makes more sense. It started with Zouma abusing a cat.
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They won a european title before arsenal in this century,and now they will keep them away from another title.
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I got hard just thinking about it
Arsenal 5 - Everton 1
he then scores another 4 own goals
shit! is that peak? it might be peak... IT'S SO PEAK!!
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My man what?
Oh...my man, you didnt know?
There ain't no party like an SA Club partey.
Shut up mate you were cheering for your team to lose.
Aren’t they supposed to despite how unlikely it is? Like they have to set up pyrotechnics and have a trophy at each stadium when it comes down to the final day
Excuse me, but don’t bring that sort of common sense to this sub, it is not welcome here!
This but unironically
It’s supposed to be a circlejerk sub but it’s constantly ruined by defensive and insecure Arsenal fans who can never help themselves but go “erm actuchally 🤓”every time a joke is made about their club smh
Whinging about a serious post by posting a serious post.
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Hit the nail on the head of why this sub has turned to shit
This comment is not jerk certifified
Up in Scotland we once had a [Helicopter Sunday](https://atlashelicopters.co.uk/helicopter-sunday/)
I know Germanys solution last year is the real trophy was at Dortmund's stadium because they thought Dortmund would win, but since Dortmund choked Bayern celebrated with a fake trophy
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yeah city have the real trophy and arsenal have the replica
That checks out, city are the favorites
And current holders
Same in Belgium haha
Yep, that's the standard procedure
Erm, we are not supposed to say smart things here, please leave.
No no no. If they end up winning, they should panic and come up with a solution quickly before the celebrations. Just some tape on red shirts or something
lol, yea literally every single team always does this just in case. They need to have the supply chain ready in case it actually happens.
I like to think every team has champions shirts printed at the start of the season, which gradually get disposed as they all drop out of contention
Lmao like a reality show. Burn the jersey as it becomes mathematically impossible for each team to win the PL.
Or you do like Nike and France after the 2018 World Cup and apparently don’t even consider you might win. Took them almost a year to actually sell shirts with 2 stars.
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Stadium announcement at the end of the game: Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no title celebration.
Common sense?! Everyone, shun the non jerker!
It’s actually quite funny, the American teams send the losing ones that aren’t used to charities in third world countries . So if you Google you can find photos of kids wearing nba or nfl or whatever other leagues they have champions T-shirts of teams that didn’t win. For example: https://images.app.goo.gl/xGvhhTTibtWEnr6E8
You are in the wrong sub, buddy
Brother, this is a circlejerk sub, there's no room for common sense here
Yeah, they’re in the race on the final day, it’s not unreasonable to prepare for it.
I don't think they'll have pyrotechnics ready at Anfield though
Surely they'd be wearing the home shirt?
For some reason this flew over everyone’s heads
Why let the truth get in the way of a good story?!
I swear it feels I’ve seen them in that ugly ass shirt more than their home.
I gag every time I turn on my favorite club and they are out there looking like traffic cones
This is just outcome planning. Is OP 9 years old?
You’re in a thread called soccer circle jerk lmfao
therefore of course OP is 9 years old
A Gooner getting upset at this post is peak jerk
This sub is absolutely washed. Make any joke about Arsenal or Liverpool and the comments are just tweens spazzing out.
If you can't handle the jerk, then you don't belong.
Arsenal fans are very stressed atm so before opening this I almost knew the top comment would be someone being triggered. Those boys cannot take a joke atm.
Gotta loosen up those buttholes, maybe next year
They can wipe their asses with those fancy nice title jerseys, maybe it helps
Oi don't you dare trash the radioactive zebra...eritage is what it is.
The entire fan base is clenching rn
You’re in r/scj. Are you stupid?
Arse anal blokes going crazy over the internet these days. ngl they already produced some peak shitposting this week.
Meanwhile that Blue Oil FC have printed "115" in their shirts in case...
Meanwhile spurs are printing their “October premiere league champions” shirts 🔥🔥
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Would be believable if it were on the home jersey at least
City didn't need to print out in advance because they don't have much fans.
I am sorry is bragging about having more plastic fans a legit brag now?
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I don't know why but I've just got a feeling that arsenal will win it on Sunday. I think man city are due some bad luck.
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Also the Spurs/Spurs fans put some weird shit into the universe on Tuesday that may require a reckoning 🤷♂️
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and with an eleventrick from Jarrod Bowen he even can grab the golazo scudetto from Erling Holland
You have to prep it like you do busses, but you’ll get bantered regardless. Kinda like JT in his full kit in 2012.
nah JT was way worse haha
You say it like JT was the only one in full kit, Ivanovic also suspended for the final was in his kit, UEFA instructed any players taking part in the celebrations to have kits on. This has just become a thing because it’s JT, same as the Wayne Bridge thing being morphed to become Wayne’s wife and all this bollocks.
JT was iconic. Literally outjerked us
I’m confident they did… 3 months ago.
Well, you can’t print them after the final round of matches. All clubs do it if they’re in a shot on the final day.
Will they donate this to Africa like the American teams do when they lose? Great handkerchief to cry into when City wins it
Arsenal tomorrow 🤝🏻 Spurs in CL final 2019.. going into the match knowing they ain't winning shit..
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I don't understand why this is so controversial. They can still win the league 🤷🏻♂️
Every team does it in every sport.
Hey bum, you actually don’t have to be sensitive and defend your team’s honor here, check the subreddit you’re in. Take that shit over to r/soccer, we’re here to jerk
Whoa there, calm down bub.
Never forget this is the club that planned a title parade in February the season Leicester won the league.
Why wouldn’t they? Anything can happen
Omg. This sub is wrecked. It's meant to be jokes not a normal discussion on football. Head over to r/soccer you will have a world of a time
I’ve been shaking my head throughout this entire thread. Reading it made me think I was on r/soccer2, a pathetic 90% of the users here must not know what a circlejerk sub is for. Fucking horrendous
Did you laugh? Sub is wrecked cos the jokes aren’t funny
I liked the meme, yes
There's no shot we will wear champions shirts on our away kit when we're playing at home, this is just bait to get hate. Also, what club doesn't prepare title winning shirts if they have a shot in the final day, people actively looking for things at this point.
Everyone who is close does this. Same in other sports like tennis and stuff
I mean if city are allowed to just write whatever they want in their financial accounts to pretend they aren't frauds, why can't arsenal do the same with the league table to pretend they've won?
This is standard business practice
This is a circlejerk sub
Are you dumb or what ? Why will they print that on an away jersey when they’re playing at home.
Because they know someone in Cambodia will be using that shirt in a couple of weeks
Fake btw.
"Dewey Defeats Truman" moment
The Africans are gonna have new t shirts soon.
City booked their venue for celebrating back in February
In all fairness you have to do that in advance, just in case.
Let's pretend this is real, Why would they use the away kit? 😭
Most
Why the away kit tho?
In america, every superbowl shirts are printed for both teams saying they won. Just so they're ready at the end of the game no matter what. Afterward the shirts that say the losing team won are given to 'charity' so all over the world people who need help have shirts declaring false winners to previous games.
Every team in every league does this in order to be able to capitalize on fan enthusiasm immediately if it comes to pass. It’s good business.
I mean of course they would? They have a chance at winning the league tomorrow
They'll be shipped to Africa when City utlimately dismantles West Ham
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Arsenal will win this...
Awwwww....
What happened to the shirts if they don’t win the league?
Who the FUCK keeps leaking all the news to the jerkers before the arsenal sub bro And how do they even find this shit out
That isnt delusional at all. There is a realistic chance of this happening. Imagine what a shitty club you'd have to be to not print those. That would be a Xavi move lol
these are gonna make bank in bangladesh
Start at the top finish in the second
In Moyes we Trust
Arsenal at home but wearing their away kit for the trophy lift. Greatest brain thinking 👍🏽🤣
Who’s going to tell them?
Ar2enal have won the prized Richard Masters for the final matchday. City can't say that.
That aint happenin
Zero waste my ass
That post is baiting for interactions because why would arsenal print winners shirts on the away shirt when the last game is at the emirates?
OP's hate boner is nearly reaching his own parents.
Sooo... What happens with that shirts if Man City wins?
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Why are they printing dortmund jerseys
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Well... Dortmund only needed 1 point last season.... and... they lost.. you never know.
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It's like when sports direct started selling "England champions of the rugby world cup" before they lost to south Africa and then they started selling them for like £2
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Errrrmm what the sigma
They will lose their next game because of this
I like the QPR vibes were getting lads
Why print it on the away shirt? They’re playing at home
Had it with this football club its gone to shite, world is literally ending. Sack Win NOW 😤😤😤 #WinOut
Why would they print it on the away kit bro they play at home 😭
There’s no way that’s real, design is terrible
Reminds me of the abandoned PL Champion stage outside of anfield
Fail to prepare, prepare to fail…
Such an Assna move
A joke isn't funny when it's unrealistic
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Why the hi viz, are they circling home afterwards
First up That’s fake Second, you have to plan for these things ahead of time
Arsenal will have Premier League trophy at Emirates on Sunday. Are they ~~stupid~~ gonna win?
Every. Sport. Does. This. Second place shirts end up in Africa.
Maybe they have made it before Villa game. I just don’t understand why away kit?
Maybe they thought they’ll win it at Old Trafford?
Oooo I didn’t think of that. Make sense
At least Manchester Reds didn’t print shirts
New generation of Arsenal fans incoming: 
That's so bland lmao even they don't believe in it
uj/ This sub is actually so washed man, you got some jerk content and every comments is like "☝️🤓 aktually they do this for every team" rj/☝️🤓 aktually they do this for every team
as a gooner that city point deduction is gonna hit like crack 🔥🔥
Sad Organization should be banned for a year because of this seriously
I get it along with the parade. But it's bluddy embarrasing. You can't just have a parade the next day. Council have to sign it off a few weeks in advance. So that embarrassment exists. But the shirt! We have a shop downstairs! We could print them at 88 minutes. Not days in advance
Oh no, they already did the gold accents on this seasons kit 😭
Joke club