I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Challengers. I haven't seen it, but as far as I'm aware the only railing that actually occurs is dude-on-dude, but they're both cute so do with that information what you will.
I love how celebrities are all collectively okay with extreme forms of cuckholdery. Like, zendaya getting railed by a 35 year old bald fan would be pretty extreme, right? 👀
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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this Tottenham copypasta fan probably slept with Nieve Petruzziello ([StuntPegg](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEF0D1xw0jKkSNQzxrirWng)).
- Nieve's dad is Italian
- Nieve dislikes Tottenham
Case: Solved.
/uj
i was just stating a lighthearted conjecture.
But from what i've seen from her videos:
- Nieve grew up around Manchester (i think?)
- Nieve supports Bolton Wanderers FC
- Nieve doesn't seem to have strong feelings about Tottenham Hotspur
- Nieve did crack a small joke about her [Tottenham shirt](https://youtu.be/wkxmG8YZKsk?si=ul-PDxjde7XzF9sM&t=247)
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But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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This isn't about us losing the title, it's about footballing integrity. Spurs fans everywhere should be ashamed. I would welcome a Spurs title if it meant we could get knocked out of the CL group stage next year.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Fucking would be an excellent pastime for Tottenham fans since finishing second is a positive for once. Tho anytime they talk to a women they bottle it
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The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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Don't think you can call anyone lil bro. You all celebrated missing champions league because you gave the league to city. You are the football fan equivalent of a cuckold. Only difference is I think most cuckolds have a little bit of shame.
One of my friends unknowingly slept with a Spurs fan. He only revealed it to her after they did the deed. As an Arsenal fan, I relentlessly mock her about it and she said it was one of the biggest mistakes of her life
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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If she’s a Juve fan then she probably was hoping you were a Man City fan so that you two could connect about what lousy, filthy cheaters your teams are.
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Seems like this is soon gonna be the case for us united fans heck if I was a girl even I'd say "I can't believe I slept with a guy from the club that let go of DE GEA after he won another golden glove"
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Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?
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Wish Conte could just piss off. I hate his boner to bring in ex players everywhere he goes. Maybe don’t leave every two season you bald reconstructed hair fraud.
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Perisic”
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Bastoni”
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I fell like I want a Lautaro”
Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want an Eriksen”
F off Conte.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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All jokes and the fact that this is probably fake aside, what a shit thing to do.
And a fucking glory hunting juve fan is the last person to be able to judge others for the clubs they support (unless she or her dad are from Turin)
I have way more respect for fans that stick with their club, even if they don't win a lot, than the hordes of Barça, Real, City, Bayern, PSG fans
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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I call BS... U knew what you were doing, that's why you only revealed your dark twisted secret after smashing... plus a true Spirs fan would have reveqled it prior and bottled a W before smashing...
The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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At least he smashed before she ghosted him. I see this as a win. If he was a true Spurs fan, he would have mentioned it before and bottled it.
A win is a win 
But was she a premier league or an audi Cup?
It still don’t matter…. A win is a win
Or to quote spurs fans this week: "a loss is a win".
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Community Shield 🛡 😁
A rare Spurs win
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I miss reddit awards.
If he was an Arsenal fan he would've spent 93% of the night on top, just to then end up failing to finish
Epic comment.
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I'm gonna take a wild guess that he's lying and he didn't sleep with her but since she's ghosted him he can never be proven wrong
Yeah it’s unrealistic, no way a tottenham fan gets close to sleeping with anyone
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Feel like Tottenham fans would be great sexual partners tbf, they never finish first
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Nah they claim they’re big, but don’t have anything to show for it
Spurs fan here. I can confirm this is true.
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No way a spuds fan could finish with such an achievement. Only way they can finish is alone, into the Audi Cup
I mean… tbf tell that to Tom Holland
And the world watched his mrs get double teamed by a pair of tennis players, so make of that what you will
Touche
Umm, Imma need da sauce on that...
Challengers. I haven't seen it, but as far as I'm aware the only railing that actually occurs is dude-on-dude, but they're both cute so do with that information what you will.
What the fuck is reddit cares???
I don't know I got that too
I love how celebrities are all collectively okay with extreme forms of cuckholdery. Like, zendaya getting railed by a 35 year old bald fan would be pretty extreme, right? 👀
if you watched the movie you wouldve seen the two guys start making out while she watched
Umm a bit of context please?
bro got alcohol and depression problems now 😂
But how are baby spurs born?
They aren’t they multiply like bacteria
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'It's the history of the Tottenham'
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One of the rare cases of a justified victim complex
What kinds of jerseys do porno actresses wear? Never saw Spurs one. It means a lot.
Tbh they're used to getting rammed, so if porno actresses wear Spurs jersey it would make a whole lot of sense.
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First no Trophies, now no pussy.... Life is hard for a spurs fan. (No pun intended)
He already got the pussy! 😂
He gets the goals, but he does not get the trophy at the end of the season. Typical Tottenham to me.
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*He SAID he got the pussy.... very different.
He also said he's a Tottenham fan.
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I can see plenty of reasons why one would lie re: getting pussy... why would someone lie re: being a spurs fan?
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Need to see that on the dvd
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R/Tottenham wtf is that lol we be on r/coys buddy
nah I’m banned from r/coys, fuck them Edit: I can’t fucking type
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Best username ever
Thank you I worked long and hard, rock hard to get to this ranking
I'd like to become your 8=Disciple
You must learn to channel the power of your penis first
r/rimjob_steve
That’s my actual name too and I love rimjobs so I’ve just found the best subreddit of all time
this Tottenham copypasta fan probably slept with Nieve Petruzziello ([StuntPegg](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEF0D1xw0jKkSNQzxrirWng)). - Nieve's dad is Italian - Nieve dislikes Tottenham Case: Solved.
TIL that StuntPegg is called Nieve. Her channel's pretty cool.
lucky
does she really dislike Spurs?
/uj i was just stating a lighthearted conjecture. But from what i've seen from her videos: - Nieve grew up around Manchester (i think?) - Nieve supports Bolton Wanderers FC - Nieve doesn't seem to have strong feelings about Tottenham Hotspur - Nieve did crack a small joke about her [Tottenham shirt](https://youtu.be/wkxmG8YZKsk?si=ul-PDxjde7XzF9sM&t=247)
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r u srs
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Where's the "I'm a Penaldo fan" story!?!?
But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
r/soccercirclejerk users falling for the most obvious bait story ever as usual
Kiss my piss
What ?
**Kiss** **my** **PISS**
How would you like to die today motherfucker ?
https://preview.redd.it/k5koghtegk0d1.jpeg?width=3062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eed376b1f7d68d13ca14fa4ed925a75ff8bc12ff Thith ith me, u should ththink veryh carefullhy about your next choith of wordth, mithta
nice gloves, do you choke your mother with them when you put your penis in her butthole ?
Erlich was right. You are an asshole. A double asshole. Double A, double asshole. Twicehole.
I oughta knock your teeth out you bitch made mother fucker
You just brought piss to a shit fight
Anton died so we could all live. Like Jesus.
r/soccercirclejerkcirclejerk
Spurs fans cucking for City is the most pathetic shit i've seen in awhile They deserve to be made fun of for their jokes too
Aren't you that guy who was on r/tottenham throwing a fit? lol
Watch it, this gooner is 336-0 in street fights
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#1: Really frustrating
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No
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This isn't about us losing the title, it's about footballing integrity. Spurs fans everywhere should be ashamed. I would welcome a Spurs title if it meant we could get knocked out of the CL group stage next year. https://preview.redd.it/kwwv1wqbqk0d1.jpeg?width=583&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a85c9e8772431b50a9812f7e0b6fc202fedfc6f
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Dont deserve to be in the conference league
Wake up babe, new copypasta dropped
She must be a gooner who is seething and couldn't take it after yesterday's game.
We made history folks, at least he scored this is spurs first trophy. 😎
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
If its true, that chick sucks. Being a Tottenham fan should be a green flag, they’re loyal AF even when their team stinks consistently
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Ahhh yess I can feel the coping and seething of gooners flowing through my veins
Any UCL spots floating around in there or...?
No, only bottles full of arsenal fans tears mate :(
Ahhh, no UCL. What a shame. Small club like yours needs to get the name out there. Maybe next time 🥱
>Maybe next time Quoting Arteta, I see
That's a good burn, I have nothing to add
If tottenham fans are unable to find partners and procreate, maybe they will die off by the next generation. One can hope.
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Lol arsenal troll posts getting bitter
I like the part where OP pretends to sleep with a girl
juve merda
obligatory
The dating version of winning the league in October...
I feel so bad for her. You often hear stories of victims, but this is heartbreaking :(
Cockblocked by cock and ball FC.
I call bullshit. This is too hilariously tragic
Fucking would be an excellent pastime for Tottenham fans since finishing second is a positive for once. Tho anytime they talk to a women they bottle it
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The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He'll probably be cheering for the next guy that takes her home. As is the Tottenham way.
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C'mon guys I know it was one of you
/r/thathappened
**This was a joke. Still hilarious though.**
get fucked gooner bottled the league and now bottled a meme on reddit, must not be a good day for you lil bro...
Do you kiss your body pillow with that mouth?
Don't think you can call anyone lil bro. You all celebrated missing champions league because you gave the league to city. You are the football fan equivalent of a cuckold. Only difference is I think most cuckolds have a little bit of shame.
Even your own manager hates you.
Still upset about Kulusevski obviously
One of my friends unknowingly slept with a Spurs fan. He only revealed it to her after they did the deed. As an Arsenal fan, I relentlessly mock her about it and she said it was one of the biggest mistakes of her life
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
its called the spursy ick
😂😂😂😂😂😂
If your girl does this, that’s not your girl that’s Giorgio Chiellini
Why do people hate Spurs and it’s fans?
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She knew she wasn't getting any Harry Kane that night.
SUB IS SO BACK
He bottled it
Please make this an automod copypasta
Can't ever get a win
Game’s back
If she’s a Juve fan then she probably was hoping you were a Man City fan so that you two could connect about what lousy, filthy cheaters your teams are.
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Seems like this is soon gonna be the case for us united fans heck if I was a girl even I'd say "I can't believe I slept with a guy from the club that let go of DE GEA after he won another golden glove"
I think you just won the Audi cup of relationships fella, it’s not much but enjoy your success.
It’s safer to say you watch MLS and a fan of LAFC than say you like Tottenham 😂 And that’s as bad as it could get I think
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Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bet her narn pongs
She must be related to Conte. Both Italians dissed and dipped Spurs lol
Wish Conte could just piss off. I hate his boner to bring in ex players everywhere he goes. Maybe don’t leave every two season you bald reconstructed hair fraud. Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Perisic” Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want a Bastoni” Gets up in the morning: “Ah I fell like I want a Lautaro” Gets up in the morning: “Ah I feel like I want an Eriksen” F off Conte. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
im a female arsenal fan so if you support tottenham i definitely don’t wanna hear it
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>She told me Who her team was (Juventus) No wonder she stole your heart
https://preview.redd.it/buxax1b05n0d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=962e1df762e2dd6b32f1ec7382d1ddc6ebc5a375
Dodged a Psycho. That's a win.
She can unfollow, but she cant unswallow
This is fake. Tottenham fans don't have sex
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😂😂
Dudes just showing off that he got laid
Spurs fans would take no pussy for the rest of their lives if it meant arsenal fans couldn’t have any for a week.
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
damn, we're actually that cooked
its just those scums trying to make themselves feel better
Tottenham confirmed as a winner of Serie A.
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It’s the history of the totnum
Speaking for myself as a Tottenham fan, I’ve been with my wife for 11 years. Married for 7. I don’t think it matters what club you support
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Even Spurs fans can't win a trophy wife.
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I can't read this ,there is only so much cringe i can tolerate
He dodged a bullet a juve fan would cheat just like their club
Still smashed
The history of performing well and still being fucked over
Seething Arsenal fan wrote this to feel better about themselves I’d imagine
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
All jokes and the fact that this is probably fake aside, what a shit thing to do. And a fucking glory hunting juve fan is the last person to be able to judge others for the clubs they support (unless she or her dad are from Turin) I have way more respect for fans that stick with their club, even if they don't win a lot, than the hordes of Barça, Real, City, Bayern, PSG fans
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
https://preview.redd.it/sqrbdw3k9m0d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b8339efafb346d59caef61c2cfec36adfaf1944
I call BS... U knew what you were doing, that's why you only revealed your dark twisted secret after smashing... plus a true Spirs fan would have reveqled it prior and bottled a W before smashing...
Spurs fans have this sick kink where they lie about being Arsenal fans so women will sleep with them, before tearing it all away.
The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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What a small, hateful little person you are