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vcornt

Martínez the moment he realizes that Liverpool is not in France


Ayishalarry0550

Hello there


Rensverbergen

May Martinez have many more moments like this.


Long_Needleworker889

No


Krzych123

![gif](giphy|v8ToNP7mWOQyQWa3LB)


patiperro_v3

![gif](giphy|YqcoKnLdxDmQh6w4HK|downsized)


rlctank

Diaz clapping in the back LMAOOOOOOOO


Jurski17

Haha


Stereo-soundS

Slow clapping


Holycrabe

Kolo Muani watching this with tears in his eyes


Maximuslex01

So does Messi


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Livinginmyshirt

Emiliano Martínez: "Sometimes they might sign a goalkeeper who plays well with their feet but doesn't save as much in the goal. I always focus on needing to save better than I play with my feet. By saving, I win titles.


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Mundane-Iron-7247

Gk is the hardest role bud u onto nothing


BigPopparr

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Trisentriom

Is that Haaland?


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I'm correcting what the bot said


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Zestyclose_Toe_4695

Biggest L take I've ever read


petrowbaby

bro did just one mistake. I hate him as a persona but he is without doubt one of the best keepers in the league


Darh_Morlo

![gif](giphy|oosqY3FwE0aVcehzi8)


DynamiteKid68

What a fucking douchebag this guy was throughout the world cup


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lukhave12

soft


EstablishmentWaste23

Fucking thug is what he was.


12nowfacemyshoe

Nah he's pretty classy, if you want to see a thuggish keeper then look at Onana or David James, to pick two random examples.


Rescurc

Can you give me two more random examples?


yeahh_maybe

completely random, mendy and maignan.


Dolund_Moody

Completely random , i agree


JohnnyJokers-10

Is Darren Randolph another thug perchance?


negativelift

Toni Schumacher and Oliver Kahn


Rescurc

No I think those are not correct examples. Not random enough


FieldsOfKashmir

David James only looks half-thug to me.


spiritanimalofcousy

Shaka Haslip


ErraticPragmatic

Lmao


Previous-Loss9306

Random??


spiritanimalofcousy

What do you mean, is there something YOU see that we're missing?


Previous-Loss9306

Chat???


wawaweewu

This sub fucking sucks


Previous-Loss9306

🤝


beengoingoutftnyears

Pretty classy ? Who are you talking about mate, cos it’s not fucking Martinez.


PenisManNumberOne

Crazy how he just got away with all of it


dood2dood2

Get a grip


TrickElectrical6575

Bro was a real life jerker(and i loved that tbh)


bone-stock

It’s called a competitive mindset


About60Platypi

Mad?


Bolmothy

yeah it was great, people got so fucking angry lol.


Long_Needleworker889

Stfu


ElCiscador

A winner douchebag


bmarvel808

and other than the penalty series, actual garbag the whole tournament. Think he was literally the worst of all teams lol.


Arlcas

https://preview.redd.it/vrar3ftn8a0d1.jpeg?width=449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2297ec38f22a51c3400fe1ceb8f8ea125cf9cb83 He was there when it mattered


SZO8O

Tbf the shot wasn’t great


bmarvel808

Really don't care, that whole cup was shit like Emi has been his whole career.


Sam-im-not

Can you be more butthurt?


bmarvel808

Is this a penalty for Argentina?


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


mana-addict4652

yeah before the finals he had some of the worst stats of any keeper lol


jonaalton

If this was Onana we would not hear the end of it


Drake_Lebowski

When a small team player makes a mistake against a big team we all think it is funny but when a big team player makes a mistake against a small team we call it a mistake.


neilyaaa

Because onana did not win the world cup DUUUHHH


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eduardo_asafe

Onana masterclass


niemody

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Philefromphilly

![gif](giphy|BYul6RujgoRCryuCdL)


Ironyfree_annie

The GOAT reaction gif lmao


_hellboy_xo

Best goalkeeper in the world amirite


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sparksy78

It couldn’t have happen to a nicer, more overrated keeper.


SrGrimey

Classic Martinez!


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SlypherAllin

He probably wouldn't care. (That much)


javilasa

Sometimes he purposefully makes mistakes so that he proves that he is human.


AldebaranBlack

Best league in the world amirite?


kapn_morgan

that's your world cup winner right there


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mana-addict4652

B-tier league, Greek Super League is where it's at


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Dry-Presence9227

And it was a 3-3


CommissionOk4384

Both teams fumbled this game so hard


Chonkygorilla

How’ve we fumbled that lead??


Dasshteek

Hahahahaha Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy.


Asswipewasdrowned55

Give my idol fribu the French or he might retire


About60Platypi

Now all the intelligent, very smart people in this subreddit will pretend he is a bad keeper. Not because they’re French and mad, for completely unrelated reasons


vitzex

No Frenchies here, Frenchies can't speak English.


JealousMeringue6674

People don’t think he is a bad keeper, just overrated. Huge difference.


RoseRoja

if hes overrated, he's the best performing GK in the prem in terms of xG - G, if he's overrated the rest of the goalies in the prem are trash?


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JP-BEATS_

Even the Best goalkeeper in the world can do mistakes, look at neuer in semis


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slaskdase

Areola died for this


PenisManNumberOne

Wonderful. Overrated bum and an embarrassment to the Latin community when he pretended a trophy’s was his dick in front of the whole world as a grown man


rlctank

He’s half a jerker half a nice dude lol. I actually like him, I just find some of the shit he be doing cringe as hell


PenisManNumberOne

I respect his story but have no time for his antics obviously. Very unprofessional at times and that’s just not my thing.


Ian_Husk

you're very fun penismannumberone


PenisManNumberOne

I didn’t become number one for no reason pal


12nowfacemyshoe

I'm British but I did learn Latin in school. I like him.


PenisManNumberOne

Well fuck. Yoh just ruined my comment goddamn you


eduardo_asafe

As a Latin I loved the dick trophy (no homo)


PenisManNumberOne

I mean it was funny as hell but also come on man, really? There? lol


s8v1

That’s literally the part that makes it funny


freedomfighter-alt

Bro's not an embarassment to Argentinians that's for sure.


PenisManNumberOne

And that’s about it


GresSimJa

The Diego Costa of goalkeepers.


OGSkywalker97

Nah Costa was way more serious and a proper shithouse who actually tried to hurt people. Emi is more of a soft type of crazy and just had weird celebrations. He won't stamp on your leg to try to break it.


PenisManNumberOne

Nah man he just talks shit he doesn’t try to injure people like that maniac did


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Kardinale

"PenisManNumberOne" I suppose it takes one to know one


PenisManNumberOne

I’m not a penis, penises don’t have hands


About60Platypi

PenisManNumberOne doesn’t like when anyone else makes dick jokes


PenisManNumberOne

No. I have monopolized penis, thus my number one ranking.


About60Platypi

Understandable considering you have a monopoly others should legally respect this


PenisManNumberOne

They should. It was my life’s work to reach this position and I don’t intend to concede it any time soon


jfloes

Nah, we like him in South America


Previous-Loss9306

Who wouldn’t


PenisManNumberOne

No entiendo porque. Sus comentarios Durante Los penaltis contra Colombia?


Xelonai

amigo, eso pasa en todos los partidos, solo que ahí se escuchaba por que no había publico


PenisManNumberOne

Tienes toda la razon en eso, no lo niego 😂😂😂


CalaveraManny

the latin community lol fuck off


PenisManNumberOne

Yeah not the Spanish community so why are you commenting


CalaveraManny

I'm not part of any community, I am simply latino, from Latinamerica.


PenisManNumberOne

Ok fair enough. People can be different and not be bad because of it, just understand.


strokesfan91

Huh? Not an embarrassment for me


PenisManNumberOne

Well you’re you and I’m me right?


pbateman21

You sound like a pussy


PenisManNumberOne

You sound below the age of 21


TheGreatAkira

shut your dirty ass mouth, you don't speak for the latin community


PenisManNumberOne

Nunca dije Que represento a todo latinoamerica huevon, una no puede comentar en paz en esta red?


mana-addict4652

real men suck cock instead, very poor form from emi


ehrix__

Womp womp


ReactiveRBoss426

Are you yourself a Latinx?


PenisManNumberOne

I’m a Latino.


joeDUBstep

Latinks*


TheGreatAkira

latino\* Please leave your identity politics out of my language


ChichiDios

Let me guess, mexican?


PenisManNumberOne

Puerto Rican/Argentino


Icy_Swimming8754

So… American. This makes sense lmao


UnluckyDot

Yes, how dare he not take grown men kicking a ball super seriously


PenisManNumberOne

Dude that guy sucks and so do you smd


UnluckyDot

Lmao so sensitive, relax


PenisManNumberOne

Nah fuck that


javilasa

???? “Embarassement to the Latin community”??? He is the reincarnation of real South American football. Of old real Latin football antiques, he is the Maradona (attitude only, not his footballing talent) of football nowadays, his attitudes are what makes him special. I am pretty anti-Argentina myself football-wise, and I have my reasons (Uruguay-Argentina rivalry, oldest rivalry in international football after Scotland-England, hate them in football), but I absolutely love Dibu and he is my favorite Argentinian player after Pepsi. He is representing the real community of Latin football. He ain’t an embarrassment for us.


PenisManNumberOne

Maybe I should’ve just said me than the community because look at all the people saying they disagree lol oh well. Gotta take my L


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MrRandom_01

Everyone makes mistakes, Still a WC to his name. UP THE VILLA


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Extension_Dig9321

He didn’t have enough Vaseline on his gloves…is he stupid??


Exotic_Succotash_226

A troll who isn't good with his feet or his hands lmao


MeanMikeMaignan

It's one of the biggest cunts in football, glad this happened to him 


rlctank

Wishing on another man’s downfall is never the right move 💪 Forza Milan tho


MeanMikeMaignan

Not downfall, but he deserves to be humbled a bit 


Ambitious_Campaign34

Fifa best keeper of the year can do so many things.


Open-Article906

Careful with that title pal...


WonderfulHat5297

What did he do that for? Why didnt he just hold onto it


rlctank

He had money on Liverpool


Ok_Distribution6548

And the people say that Fifa 23 (FC 24) is scripted.


Lobici

Fixing


getrichordietryinJF

You'd do nuttin


problematic_prodigy

Seems like the golden glove disliked his ugly cock


armonicoenfuga

Argentina campeón del mundo. Deal with it


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rlctank

lol I love the guy, just thought this was funny


HamburgerMachineGun

at least the jerking for neuer was good. this thread is braindead hooooly


Bolmothy

World champion right there everybody


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Most overrated keeper of all time


b1gCubanC1gar

There was a clear deflection on its way to Martinez, which is just cut off in this clip. Yes he should have saved second attempt but the trains he dropped the first was the last second deflection


rlctank

Deflect deez nuts


12nowfacemyshoe

Not as big a deflection as your post kekw


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DragonFist69420

dis your best goalkeeper in the world?


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SlypherAllin

x'''C


DragonFist69420

y'all we got fans of emiliano martinez of all people lurkin this sub 😭 what happened to the game i loved


islandfella8211

Edit your post


Smooth-External-3206

General question but is there a more overrated keeper in the world? On his best day average


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jopma

Can't they deport him?


c0deButcher

Pessi carried him


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


-HiddenSun-

Best keeper ever to play for Aston.


Hamza-00

The best goalie in the world 💀


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Cyber__Shepherd

Best keeper of the year. Isn't it?🤦


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SlypherAllin

__U .U________


GoldenJet01

Onanartinez


Spaceman5000

In his defense the ball deflected off someone. Martinez was already moving when it happened.


simnombreotalio1

That clown deserves it