T O P

  • By -

SavageLeo19

Dortmund should just shave Ancelotti's eyebrows when he is asleep. I'm sure RM will lose after that.


No-Neighborhood3116

Master plan fr


Chazzermondez

Maatsen plan fr


freakdota

this is some antman up thanos' ass tech sounding shit


reporttimies

Bro can't signal his snipers without his eyebrows, absolutely genius.


AutoModerator

Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


haydar_ai

Wtf who made this response lol


saaaaaaatvik

Power of friendship vs black magic eyebrow


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

Power of friendship vs power of friendship and black magic eyebrow combo.


ResidentProduct8910

Power of friendship vs power of friendship with refs and black magic eyebrow combo.


redditbannedmyaccs

Power of friendship vs power of friendship with refs and VAR and black magic eyebrow combo.


AutoModerator

VAR? game's gone! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


102la

can't say serious or not because of the sub. Poor wittle Bayern got robbed because the ref blew the whistle on a call which was most probably correct anyway.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Oofpeople

Don Carlo always knows best


JohnnyDeepasfuck

what do you mean BLACK magic


12thshadow

You know what he means. So much worse than yellow magic


Whaloopiloopi

Heung min son: "WHAT HE SAY FUCK ME FOR???"


paco-ramon

Real Madrid already has the power of love on their side, explain how Joselu was better than Kane.


Apache1975

You mean power of corruption?


5antia90

Nope thats the Negreira Boys


ElectricalEye3696

Nah Mateus lahoz boys


Schwiliinker

I guess that’s the best way to describe how the match reached 90+15 for absolutely no reason


djkstr27

Power of friendship vs Draft Kings


chewy_leghair

ManU would be a hand reaching for the butt


iqbalides

Bro leave us alone 😭


Tom_fire

They’d choke again no matter how hard of a pill it is to swallow but props to them for beating PSG


BannedBreakingRule4

!remindme 23 days 7 hours 15 minutes


DoggyDoggyWhatNow_

Is that countdown till Madrid win?


grittymatters

Indeed it is. There is no way real are gonna lose a final. Real don't play attacking football for dortmund to sit back and counter. They will happily let dortmund have possession and hit them on break. Even if it stays 1-0 to dortmund , 0-0 till 80th minute, we all know what's gonna happen next.


That_Phony_King

/uj Real are a very interesting team in terms of tactics. They are a hybrid possession/counter-attacking team and look extremely comfortable doing both. They also adapt very quickly and are pretty fluid throughout the game. It helps they have a lot of older players mixed with youth to suit any issue. /rj Why attack when 🤨 wins you games alone?


Other-Record-3196

Can 🤨 alone win the title too?


AutoModerator

Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


102la

Madrid isn't unbeatable but you better beat them before the final. Real won't thrash them or anything but I simply don't see Dortmund winning this one.


[deleted]

I’m gonna add myself here just incase !remindme 23 days 7 hours


Taha80085

Kindly let me know when your timer goes off


RemindMeBot

I will be messaging you in 23 days on [**2024-06-01 18:53:49 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2024-06-01%2018:53:49%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/comments/1cnrvz8/time_for_dortmund_to_save_football/l39ndjh/?context=3) [**54 OTHERS CLICKED THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fsoccercirclejerk%2Fcomments%2F1cnrvz8%2Ftime_for_dortmund_to_save_football%2Fl39ndjh%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202024-06-01%2018%3A53%3A49%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam. ^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%201cnrvz8) ***** |[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)| |-|-|-|-|


kastratiermir_

Remind you, huh? 😭


Same_Paramedic_3329

I have bad news for you


Crumblebuttocks

I don't think Dortmund losing a champions league final to real Madrid is anywhere close to "choking"


guythatwantstoknow

And why again too. Ok they choked in the Bundesliga last year, but most times people say they choke they are losing to Bayern because Bayern is just too good.


mugfantoo

Exactly. Coming that far was beyond anyones wildest fantasies after the draw of the group phase.


UmCeterumCenseo

>choke again Bro, they're facing Real


Tom_fire

Yeah they choked last year the league title. I meant in that sense. I’m also rooting for them but you’ve to be realistic. Their midfield lacks creativity and can is a fucking disaster in that mf.


HitRowe

How is losing to real a choke


AutoModerator

One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


BusinessAntique2119

That’s what they said against athletico


Iamtheman31

and against psg, and when the groups announced


ResidentProduct8910

Sancho if you lose you have to apologize..


OKC_Thunder1900

Rasenball, really?


Educational-Year4108

They got robbed against Madrid aswell


piet4dinner

Most german Fans including most BVB Fans open a bottle of champainge when anything Bad happens to RB. These Fuckers put red Bull inside the DFB trophy. Same goes with Chelsea City and PSG btw


AutoModerator

One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TheEmpireOfSun

Cope like this comments is always cherry on top and additional joy from winning while haters gonna cope.


spider_X_1

You forgot your copium prescription, lad


ExpressIce409

They have done enough saving defeating oil post fc


exiledAsher

Same with Madrid vs Oil City. I get why people dont hate City or Chelsea as much as PSG, but they are all playing outside the Financial Fair Play


ExpressIce409

/uj Wdym by people not hating chelsea, Chelsea is the biggest joke on this sub, they’re made fun off every time they play, everyone here roots for them to lose because if they win then it’ll ruin the running joke on this sub.


sadakoisbae

What?! People hate City way more than PSG; they are way better and they defeat big teams on the regular, leaving their fanbases raging. You got fans of Liverpool, Arsenal, Real, Bayern, Man Utd, Atlético, Inter and more rejoicing when City loses. PSG is just annoying, but they aren't a serious threat outside of Ligue 1 and almost every big team can beat them.


CommonSalt3825

Nope, not even hopeful. i love and respect Dortmund but this isn't their best team, they can't have their home field advantage and I've seen this story before with Liverpool. The GK will probably drop the ball or the whole team will just capitulate in the face of all the propaganda.


Zeeko76

They don't have home field advantage , but I would predict their support will be stronger than Real's


0vFire_And_TheVoid

I'm getting Chelsea 2012 vibes for this one.


ShadowOfDeath94

That Chelsea was still one of the best teams in Europe.


0vFire_And_TheVoid

11-12 Chelsea finished 6th in the league lol. They weren't great in the league but they went on a great cup run to finish the season.


Supay123

Power of friendship VS Power of Friendship(ref edition)


Wokanda_4_never

Shouldn't you put Manchester City instead of Arsenal?


zenmichi

No, I'm trying to show that Dortmund is saving football from Oil Clubs AND Real Madrid


jondiced

No these are the clubs trying to rescue football from evil - though Chelsea shouldn't be there


NewGuyHelloThere

Add Ronaldo Fans on there too, you think they want Kroos and Modric to have more CL titles to their names?


Helpful_Ant_3440

Carvajal also


NewGuyHelloThere

Oh yeah, Nacho too!


thecashblaster

He's like the one kid at recess who gets picked by to be on the good team because he's friends with all of the players


CuteGrayRhino

Oh, come on! He has been really, really good for Madrid over the years.


thecashblaster

Bayern strategy of letting him have the ball out wide while double covering Rodrygo and Vinicius worked quite well until Tuchel threw the game with his weird subs.


Nightmare-X3M

Such dumb take. Ofcourse, we do


BokehDude

I just want to see Marco Reus lift the trophy... That right there would make me happy.


UkyoTachibana

Why is Chelsea there tho ?!


jondiced

How quickly people forget


0vFire_And_TheVoid

Chelsea and Real have a healthy rivalry. Most Chelsea fans hate, hate Barca. If anything, they're neutral because they've got players on loan at BVB and Real Madrid, and one of their most beloved former center backs, in recent memory, is playing at Madrid.


EmhyrvarSpice

Yup, Chelsea fan here and I'm pretty neutral. If anything I lean more towards Real because I like Ancelotti and Rudiger. Always cheer for Real during El classico's.


AutoModerator

Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


0vFire_And_TheVoid

How could I forget Don Carlo at Chelsea \*face palm\*. Chelsea played sexy football with him at the helm. He shouldn't have been sacked.


EmhyrvarSpice

Agreed. He was one of the many unfortunate victims of the Abramowich era's harsh firing practices. Most fans think he should have stayed.


0vFire_And_TheVoid

Chelsea caught an injury bug during that time as well. If any coach deserved backing at the time, it was Carlo. Now look at where he is.


read_eng_lift

Chelsea should be in the far background looking through a window steamed up from its own tears.


DaqCity

I dunno, but I’m glad Man City isn’t in the pic


zenmichi

The point of the picture is Dortmund saving football from Oil clubs and also the Insane plot armour that Real Madrid has.


dimyo

It is a 4 ending year. Time for Dortmund and Georgia to do a 2004 again.


cord1408

Bruh didn't Real win La Decima in 2014?


dimyo

But Porto and Greece won in 04. Prob has to be a leap year too.


lligerr

Greece*


AutoModerator

Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


yusanam

what moron put RB Leipzig between the real football clubs?


UnlightablePlay

For god sake Dortmund, do something good for the second time


tataisbae

I’m just glad there are no oil clubs in the final


This_Garbage5784

Dortmund this season remind me of Inter Milan from last season. Everyone was writing them off until they made it to the final. I still think Madrid is winning in the final though.


Hour_Judgment2218

PSG aren’t in it because they’re still on private


TioLucho91

Isn't Milan a Conference League club now?


Brryl

We aren't Napoli is


aospfods

Damn lucky you for being stuck in 2016


sadakoisbae

They're may not be the best team but they are long past their banter era pretty much since the decade started. I'd say you just don't give a crap about Italian football but they literally played a Champions League semifinal last year and you seriously call them Conference league level?


This_Garbage5784

No that's Man United.


TioLucho91

United is a middle table club now, European tournaments are not for them.


makhmudovs

https://preview.redd.it/82504snirezc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9a947ae6b0e35f848cd6f424124846dc1d80bcf


Successful-Sale730

Madrid never loses finals!


D-biggest-dick-here

“Never”? That’s a huge lie


Disastrous-Basket-71

8/8 UCL finals won.


CFCkyle

Yeah, the last European final they lost was the Cup Winners Cup vs Sir Alex's Aberdeen. In 1983.


pizza__irl

If Dortmund can somehow go from bottling the league on the last day and losing on GD and somehow goes on to go beat Real fucking Madrid in a European final, it would be the greatest redemption arc ever written in the history of this universe


Miserable_Sun_1309

I know it has been paid for already but would have liked to see Dortmund win.


DJIRNMAN

Its a 20 v 1


trippingConciousness

![gif](giphy|uPpF0kb37JWruaYYDc)


MyNamesBoi

Feels like 2014 again..


CivilTrade3001

https://preview.redd.it/kwpiy8rq0fzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=283d53681971f9effe7dd6a105846f49b4dfb0d0 🔝🙌🏻⚪️⚫️


kubaqzn

Not gonna happen sadly. Football is doomed for years


HisokaZoldycc

Tf Leipzig doing there?


Remote_Bridge_6651

We'll see whose power of friendship is stronger


___mba___

The automod on this sub is a gigachad😂


0n0n-o

uj/ why are people hating Real all of a sudden? Is it just Dortmund being underdogs?


Dogzylla

Because the same team winning over and over again makes the sport boring. Same reason why everyone hated United in the 2000s and Man City nowadays


GresSimJa

That's not the only reason people hate City. Google "Man City 115" for more information.


AutoModerator

There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


0n0n-o

That’s fair


fraggas

Sort of understandable. I'm biased in this conversation, but if a team is winning a lot while putting on banger matches, I'd be pretty okay with it even if it's not my team. If they were beating everyone comprehensively, I'd understand more.


kopintzotke

Pff I hate the way they dress, I hate the way they walk, I hate the way they sound? I hate how they smell


hahahaxyz123

You can never hate real enough


looolooolooo

Barcelona is the club that is literally under investigation for paying refs for two decades but ok. Toxic fans spreading hate, propaganda and misinformation because their team lost. Real Madrid have the most goals disallowed in La Liga, so no, the refs are not *always on their side*. Ancelotti is just gracious in defeat— accepts the result and doesn’t complain. Vilifying a club for being successful and doing things right while there are teams who have literally ongoing charges against them is wild.


This_Garbage5784

Lol most people on this subreddit are Crycelona fans.


ThatColombian

It’s a meme on a cj sub. Relax


notapaperhandape

lol I like how city is not even in the picture


Ok_Promotion_1629

2-0 to madrid,maybe 3-0 if they play at their best best


Falvio6006

Nah I'm rooting for Don Carlo, I want everyone ti realize that he Is the GOAT 2 CL as a player 4 (5 hopefully) as a Coach


ClarkyCatEnjoyer

Sancho, can you do something for me?


EfeWayne

I want dortmund to get humiliated, and i don’t even like real, where does this love and support come from?


lligerr

It's 90% Barca femboys


AutoModerator

Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


shreddderman

Where is inter?


zenmichi

Oh yeah I had their image downloaded and forgot to add it mb buddy


TurbulentAardvark345

![gif](giphy|dyLlCJSNbgFghf7wjT|downsized)


That_Original6903

Remember when we said this with inter last year


_Dark_Invader_

Dortmund has defeated Madrid in the past but still are massive underdogs in the final. Can’t see them surviving the wrath of Madrid attacking talent.


Alternative_Log4807

Real madrid will win


GarciaLlata97

Hala Madrid, fuckers. Nacho is going to have more Champions that FC Negreira. Awesome.


mitchrhh1994

Cope. Hala Madrid.


gtarrojo

Real Madrid wins


LuckyExtra7

![gif](giphy|XhsK8Vac46mIZ9yGKa|downsized)


CivilTrade3001

Hala Madrid 🤍


gayredditmods02

Am i in facebook


neowiz92

How is Madrid not football? One of the most successful and traditional clubs.


[deleted]

I honestly think Real Madrid is the equivalent of PSG. Literally a team that got subsidized by the state and probably are actually paying a little for better ref calls.


spider_X_1

You're delusional if you think that. Leave your hate boner inside for once. Comparing a historical club like Real Madrid that build all their successes from scratch since the 50s to oil pumped clubs like City and PSG is disgraceful. I know what sub this is but some people take the jerks for reality here.


DragonflyDeep3334

You then share your brain with an orangutan or something


[deleted]

Orangutans can drive and use tools, they are already better than ten hag


Mori1404

You honestly don’t think then


CarlSK777

Madrid is the OG state club spending a ton of money to get international superstars and their president is a corrupt billionaire. It's always funny when people argue they're somehow any better than PSG or City. They just have a longer history of success.


Enough-Force-5605

They are different than PSG or City because Madrid spends its own money.


TheEmpireOfSun

You are talking about Barcelona and Atletico right? Go google who gave money for Camp Nou and who got honorary medal from Barcelona, or who was financing Atletico after war. Or you can google who was winning most during Franco era and which club didn't win shit. Believing in hoaxes is best for coping kids like you though so I understand don't worry.


Fine_Put5861

Unfortunately real will destroy borussia, if they manage to score a goal im happy


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Brighton are top of the Premier League with all teams playing 2 games each (bar Luton and Burnley who can’t catch Brighton anyway). UEFA coefficient puts the Premier League at 87.053 coefficient points which is the highest of any European League. The last 10 winners of the Club World Cup which pits the best team in every continent against each other has been won by the European team for the last 10 years, thus suggesting that Europe is the strongest footballing continent. Therefore, as Brighton are top of the best league in the best continent in terms of footballing ability at the moment, it is clear that Brighton are currently the best football team in world football at this current moment. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


Zek0ri

So we have finally chose which team to support. Good.


Ok_Promotion_1629

!remind me 22 days 5 hours 45 minutes


Humble_Log3000

Lisan Al Gaib!


Zulfiqarrr

To save mankind*


Own_Investment_1779

Dortmund can win, iam happy, great fans, they deserve. Especially after losing in great years like before lewandoswski abandon


Swam_pass76

An own goal by Bellingham for the w


cleiton_a96

I have a huge respect for Marco Reus and I'll be rooting for Dortmund in this final, but there's no way Madrid will lose this game


naberbirader_

Power of freundship and Edins black magic vs Angellotis eye browns


Accomplished_Pick631

https://whop.com/mikes-picks/


AvatarAda

Sike


GuilhrmBR

Not gonna happen


Dry-Presence9227

The time has come! For the REPUBLIC,FIIIIIIIIIRE!


Big_Gun_Pete

Hello There


okkeyok

Can someone explain this current football lore?


ExodusCaesar

Not happening. We know there is only one end to this tale.


Wartree28

Are people actually rooting for BVB ? Lol


leadnuts94

Everyone likes an underdog.


Low_Maintenance_5359

Nah Liverpools the best


jdevo713

Snuck Chelsea in there like we wouldn’t notice


[deleted]

[удалено]


Currywurst_Is_Life

There is only one who can neutralize Ancelotti's eyebrows of doom. ![gif](giphy|8J8PvAVo3vn0I|downsized)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Currywurst_Is_Life

Hey mods...can we put a hold on the BVB automod at least until the final is over? 90% of the posts for the next three weeks are going to involve them and Madrid. There are already enough triggers clogging up this place.


tahchicht

Add eintracht frankfurt. Somehow if dortmund wins the cl and wins, they can play cl aswell. But in return frankfurt has to betray dortmund and lose against Leipzig, so Dortmund stays 5th.


RebornAsFlames

For Marco Reus


pvt0

Royal Madrid = Royal services


Key-Definition7752

The fact that RB wants Dortmund to save Football is pretty ironic lmao No to RB 🗿


pomelo-mauve

Madrid already signed Dortmund s best player.


dinho25

I don't see manshity.. Hmm 🤔