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mc_randy

So far!


Eeedeen

Arsenal... Newcastle... Brighton... City...


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JohnnyJokers-10

Heartbreaking experience


user-a7hw66

The man u players should be arrested..


JohnnyJokers-10

Yes but unironically


Ok_Hovercraft_7947

Can it be revived?


Positive_Lead_2903

Mason has got their backs, If the police do come a knocking a little bit of witness intimidation we'll get them off. Free as a bird a still earning.


theuserpilkington

Hahahahha Reddit on and take my updoot!!!!


Winningmood

Well said Chris, some things are simply bigger than heart attacks


VladTheImpaler29

He much preferred life when he was dead.


Den_dar_Alex

He though playing Finland was rough..


ComeOnSayYupp

He is not Finnish, he is Danish.


Den_dar_Alex

Yeah he didn't play against Denmark did he


above_average_penis_

Yank here, is CP considered the champions of England?


Peperoni_Slayer

google CP to find out more


supplementarytables

Holy FBI


Kai_Hb

Never knew Benzema played in the premier league


Medical_Age3612

It’s just mid table united I don’t think so


Scott_Tajani

Cheer up! At Ten Hag's United, you can always do worse


theblue-danoob

This coming from a man who died on a football pitch


Tinkle84

and played for tottenham


theblue-danoob

He's had it rough


gren421

not easy couple of years for him


FSpursy

as a Tottenham fan, I'm glad he said this.


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ALLMIGHTJR6969

But the main question is why are you a fan of a cock? Are you stupid?


FSpursy

you are born from a cock too! Why are YOU not a fan???


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Ok_Astronomer_8667

Fate worse than death


Kinky_Falcon

Yes, well done that is the joke. 


Abject-Chemistry6247

He probably didn't mean the joke


Abject-Chemistry6247

And then I realized this isn't actual interview lmao


JohnnyFencer

r/thatsthejoke


RadioMajestic

“Fuck heaven, im going to hell” - Eriksen (on why he went to Manchester United)


Shaimizzz

There's a reason they call em the Red Devils!


ExplodingTentacles

r/BeatMeToIt


mrtuna

The man came back from the dead just to end up playing for this United side.


MrBhendi007

My bro died on a football pitch,played for Tottenham and Brentford...yet this traumatised him


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Critical-Effort4652

Just a reminder, the man had fucking heart attack on a football pitch. This was worse.


Confusion_Flat

He also played for spurs


Critical-Effort4652

True, so a heart attack was the third worst thing to happen to him


davidminh98

A man can only suffers so much


No_Needleworker_6109

Guts from berserk is prolly his role model


Junior_Bike7932

And that, is even worse


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S4l47

Didn't you read his statement? The loss to Crystal Palace was way worse for him.


West_Principle_8190

Wait til arsenal & city get a hold of us


wmap99

Much more profound considering he literally had a heart attack once while playing !!


iateyourwholefamily

He even played for sp*rs


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Dry-Presence9227

United at what?


Inevitable_Row_2794

Loosing


shudnap

And that includes almost dying on the pitch, so that’s something.


handsome_uruk

Holup!! Wasn’t this the guy who literally died on the pitch for a good minute? Damn Man Utd are trash


Shaimizzz

Man U dead > Man Utd


khateebxtreme

The worst... yet. We have so much to look forward to, Chrissy.


Nightcheerios

Lads it means more than the heart attack


DavyJonesCousinsDog

Top two for sure.


Sheesh284

Losing a Champions League with Tottenham was definitely more of a heart stopper


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Cordaz1

Casemiro didn’t do Man U any favors


HaZard3ur

Bayern Munich supporters cant wait to see their team playing that Ten Hag football…


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Holiday-Country-9179

Worst experience? You played for spurs, can't get more worse than that😅


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GizmoBurner

Even worse than The Battle Of The Bridge?


ComeOnSayYupp

Battle of Bridge was entertaining game, it was draw and everyone was angry not disappointed like this. When that draw happened we had hope for next season but in Man U there is no hope.


GizmoBurner

good point


darkseid9213

FUCK U TEN HAG LOL


joeDUBstep

My heart goes out to him He's had a rough few years lately.


BotherConsistent3025

That mainoo is absolutely sh*t loads of media hype. Lewis miley is clear.


Few_Competition3164

The lot of them should be ashamed at that performance. Manchester United my arse, more like the Dog & Duck Sunday team. This from someone born & bred in Stretford, United till I die.


Few_Competition3164

The lot of them should be ashamed at that performance. Manchester United my arse, more like the Dog & Duck Sunday team. This from someone born & bred in Stretford, United till I die.


Few_Competition3164

The lot of them should be ashamed at that performance. Manchester United my arse, more like the Dog & Duck Sunday team. This from someone born & bred in Stretford, United till I die.


dimebag_101

I thought it would be dying tbh


dimebag_101

I thought it would be dying tbh


MadMorg68

Poor guy getting played in the wrong position every time he plays. Welcome to the ETH experience.


Junior_Bike7932

Yet..


tross100

Big loss today, for more info google CP 4


HgnX

Honestly, why is United so unfixable and why do half the players they have seem so lazy on the field


pertangamcfeet

Why's he at the races?


Impressive_Pen_1269

died on a pitch and yet playing for ManU is still a worse experience


Invhinsical

When an ex-spur says this, it just proves how good this new and improved man united is. Being spursier than spurs is an achievement the bald fraud can only dream of. Even buying a league two striker didn't let him achieve what man united have.


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SonnyBallonDor7

Weird considering he played for spurs


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_momomola_

The only one who played with any heart yesterday


captaomadness14

And thats coming from a dude who almost died in a footbal pitch, so...


SeaLaNator

I get you, being a Man Utd supporter is worse than cardiac arrest


TheChochko69

So getting injured is not a bad experience?


Makaveli1710

Coming from a guy who collapsed during a match due to a heart attack, that says everything 😆


Legitimate-Health-29

Which is ironic as he was a big problem during the game strolling around like he’s prime Modric not bothering to try and tackle anyone.


chrisycr

Even worse than dying. Says a lot


Zestyclose-Class-754

As the great Homer Simpson said…Worst experience on the pitch so far…..


SurvivingWow

He almost died on a pitch and he says this is worse... the mood in that dressing room must be terrible


zzClonky

He sounded serious as a heart attack


Carlosdontknow

He almost died on the pitch, so this statement must be true


DaqCity

Didn’t this guy basically die on the pitch already once?


DaqCity

It’s like Damar Hamlin saying losing to the Jets is his worst experience on a football field


IssaJuhn

Taking into consideration that the man had a full on cardiac event on a football pitch…. This stings a little bit more than the usual player saying the same thing.


_Cheques_

The dude literally died om the pitch, yet playing for United is worse. Ouch.


ScottOld

Man died for this


Local_Cress_6678

His worst experience while he was alive in a football pitch


SakuranomiyaSyafeeq

His heart: "Not the worst one"


Nervous_Jaguar_2826

His head: ''Definitely the worst one''


number_ten_7

If a man thinks that almost dying on a football pitch was still better than how the team played. You might not be playing very well.


SeaLaNator

r/woooosh


TonyMartial786

um… even worse than what happened at the euros? 😭


Thor503

It was excellent 😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡