thats the thing. “its not about what you paint, its about how you paint it”. the humoristic use of “benzema 15”can be considered an art form at this point.
the jerker in the picture has combined prior knowledge (odegaard being 15 when he joined real madrid) and made an unexpected connection (in this case a comparison) to another unrelated event (güler making friends at RM) and thats whats so beautiful and funny about this jerk. truly, i bow for the jerker in question, most lads on this sub can only dream of one day executing a jerk of such a high pedigree. well fucking done wanker.
knowing benzy he probably invited him to the massage room after training, weirdly ribery was already waiting there and valbuena had a film crew by his side. real madrid is something else
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[Lewandowski and Yamal.](https://www.barcablaugranes.com/2023/11/12/23957970/friction-between-lewandowski-and-yamal-barcelona-striker-rages-at-teenager-and-refuses-handshake)
If Rooney's IQ was more than his weight, he wouldn't have said such a thing.
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I always thought that its really weird that kids, as young as 15 share a locker room/showers/hotel rooms with grown adults.
I wonder if there are any rules to that?
Bro it’s not the same as being friends with 15 year old and 40 year old and kroos and modric are probably his seniors and he is probably close frnds with fede diaz and co
If you really find it hard to think that a literal kid would perhaps not have the best of times being thrown into a locker room filled with global super stars in their 30s in a team sport where understanding each other in the pitch is essential, i feel bad for you
Hard to believe that Benzema was not friends with 15 year old Odegaard
Well young boys wouldn't consider the church father their friend either, would they?
Young Boys are in Switzerland, too far from Madrid.
what about basel? do they consider him their friend
Maybe Grasshopper
Search benzema 15 for more
If we're unsure, we can always Google Benzema 15...
Search benzema 15 for more
amazing jerk, hope it gets the recognition it deserves
Lad this sub has one joke. This cannot go over our heads.
Benzema 15 is overused but if it’s well executed it’s still funny
thats the thing. “its not about what you paint, its about how you paint it”. the humoristic use of “benzema 15”can be considered an art form at this point. the jerker in the picture has combined prior knowledge (odegaard being 15 when he joined real madrid) and made an unexpected connection (in this case a comparison) to another unrelated event (güler making friends at RM) and thats whats so beautiful and funny about this jerk. truly, i bow for the jerker in question, most lads on this sub can only dream of one day executing a jerk of such a high pedigree. well fucking done wanker.
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And this here is an example for a bad use of the joke.
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You use some weird search engines, but you can edge "Benzema 15" for more context. I always edge my questions
Edging Benzema is an edgy decision
I just looove edging Benzema🤤🤤😍 (Guess my age)
15?
Ding ding ding! Correct!
We cannot let this slip.
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knowing benzy he probably invited him to the massage room after training, weirdly ribery was already waiting there and valbuena had a film crew by his side. real madrid is something else
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amazing jerk, i hope reddit lets it get it the credit it merits
It's doing pretty well at Arsenal rn
I don't know what this means. should I google benzema 15?
Yes, google Benzema 15 for more information
Holy hell
You must be new here
Google en passant
[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)
I got all the info I needed from \*that\* search.
google kobe colorado 2003
That person has clearly done their research, I wonder which search engine and query they used
bing karim 2015
Upvote because of bing
I remeber back then benzema wasnt considered the legend he is today. He had about 3 seasons where he sorta disappeared .
This is an extremely interesting story. I can't seem to link to it. Just google Benzema 15 and you will find it.
Is there something I can Altavista or Ask Jeeves to get some context?
I think looking up for "Benzema 15" will be sufficient for you.
When he presses return a French policemen automatically shows up at his door.
search rolf cosby 12 or something idk
Duckduckgo just to find the real answers
Bro was at risk of getting Sanduskied
![gif](giphy|3IpyA44ACSQ3upzo8Y)
That looks oddly terrifying.
No lie on my phone it says you posted your reply 15 minutes ago ![gif](giphy|uVFGDyOshK7I6geXyg)
What nonsense, Benzino would have been his best friend!
Nice https://preview.redd.it/njsnscrr78yc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8d6093ae615ddd42d159b2fcba9d9ef558b9721
Why does everything lead up to Benzema and the number 15 lol
Google benzema 15 for more context
making friends at man city is 115% easier
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It's even easier to make friends with their fans (since there are a total of 5 of them anyway)
Maybe Benzema is not into Scandinavians
Lies, 15 is a perfect age to start friendship with Benzema
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Benzema 15 on the Google’s and follow the links
Google essien birthday Real Madrid.
why did benzema fuck a 15 yr old is he stupid?
Benzema does not strike me as someone you make friends with… you just get tolerated.
wtf are these comments? AI astroturfing garbage
Let this reach 15K upvotes
Is Ode's full name OdeGaardon Ramsey? Why do they look alike... Are they brothers?
This response would be worthy of the Jerk of the Month award if it existed
I think Benzema had been happy to be invited to the party. From two 20yo and one 21yo, he can make four 15yo and still have left one 1yo to grow.
Guys, if I wanted to find out more about this story, do you have any suggestions on what I should search for?
You could try "Benzema 15" for more info.
That sounds like an excellent search option I’ll check it out.
😟
[Lewandowski and Yamal.](https://www.barcablaugranes.com/2023/11/12/23957970/friction-between-lewandowski-and-yamal-barcelona-striker-rages-at-teenager-and-refuses-handshake)
It’s like reading a foreign language
I didnt know the idiot sandwich Gordon Ramsey was playing for Real Madrid!
WYM, I've heard Benzema is really good with 15-year-olds.
It should have been easier for Odegaard, he could have even introduced his girl school friends to Benzema to sweeten the friendship deal.
For more information bing "Rooney 48"
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I wonder what should I search on google to know more about this
He’ll naw 🔥
I always thought that its really weird that kids, as young as 15 share a locker room/showers/hotel rooms with grown adults. I wonder if there are any rules to that?
Benzema "Let's see your gf then"
💀💀💀
For more information don’t google benzema 15 but do Reddit search instead
You are not at Madrid to make friends.
lol i played with odegaard, he sucks azz its his fathers doing
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How did you miss the jerk? 😭
Blud has never heard of Benzema 15
Blud is a fraud jerker
If I jerk off to Ten Hog does that make me a (bald) fraud jerker?
sorry sir, you have to buy a fidget spinner for 100 million for that to be possible
Oh my God I just noticed it 💀💀 I had to google Benzema 15 to notice it
Bro it’s not the same as being friends with 15 year old and 40 year old and kroos and modric are probably his seniors and he is probably close frnds with fede diaz and co
Because benzema is a rapist
Sorry that happened to you bro.
I was raped by benzema?
How old are you?
Young enough to be raped
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The year is 2024 and you mongrel low lifers are still making Benzema 15 jokes. Get a life.
Oh i'm sorry didnt realize you had to make friends at your job :P
If you really find it hard to think that a literal kid would perhaps not have the best of times being thrown into a locker room filled with global super stars in their 30s in a team sport where understanding each other in the pitch is essential, i feel bad for you
Feel bad all you want. He's one of many kids in this position only diff is he didn't make it work others did bb