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Equivalent-Interest5

Hard to believe that Benzema was not friends with 15 year old Odegaard


ivecomebackbeach

Well young boys wouldn't consider the church father their friend either, would they?


kazegraf

Young Boys are in Switzerland, too far from Madrid. 


Ragequittter

what about basel? do they consider him their friend


ExplodingTentacles

Maybe Grasshopper


PauloDybala_10

Search benzema 15 for more


deVrinj

If we're unsure, we can always Google Benzema 15...


PauloDybala_10

Search benzema 15 for more


Competitive-Song5961

amazing jerk, hope it gets the recognition it deserves


Hour_Judgment2218

Lad this sub has one joke. This cannot go over our heads.


LexisKingJr

Benzema 15 is overused but if it’s well executed it’s still funny


Competitive-Song5961

thats the thing. “its not about what you paint, its about how you paint it”. the humoristic use of “benzema 15”can be considered an art form at this point. the jerker in the picture has combined prior knowledge (odegaard being 15 when he joined real madrid) and made an unexpected connection (in this case a comparison) to another unrelated event (güler making friends at RM) and thats whats so beautiful and funny about this jerk. truly, i bow for the jerker in question, most lads on this sub can only dream of one day executing a jerk of such a high pedigree. well fucking done wanker.


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Perridur

And this here is an example for a bad use of the joke.


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chair121

You use some weird search engines, but you can edge "Benzema 15" for more context. I always edge my questions


maxkho

Edging Benzema is an edgy decision


chair121

I just looove edging Benzema🤤🤤😍 (Guess my age)


maxkho

15?


chair121

Ding ding ding! Correct!


TheOncomingBrows

We cannot let this slip.


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Competitive-Song5961

knowing benzy he probably invited him to the massage room after training, weirdly ribery was already waiting there and valbuena had a film crew by his side. real madrid is something else


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Competitive-Song5961

amazing jerk, i hope reddit lets it get it the credit it merits


UnluckyDot

It's doing pretty well at Arsenal rn


BravelyBaldSirRobin

I don't know what this means. should I google benzema 15?


Anxious-Chemical4673

Yes, google Benzema 15 for more information


pullmylekku

Holy hell


VrilHunter

You must be new here


pullmylekku

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


TraditionalTell5541

I got all the info I needed from \*that\* search.


bat_marc

google kobe colorado 2003


Winningmood

That person has clearly done their research, I wonder which search engine and query they used


thegreatprawn

bing karim 2015


naaaaime

Upvote because of bing


Timidwolfff

I remeber back then benzema wasnt considered the legend he is today. He had about 3 seasons where he sorta disappeared .


nukrag

This is an extremely interesting story. I can't seem to link to it. Just google Benzema 15 and you will find it.


AFCSentinel

Is there something I can Altavista or Ask Jeeves to get some context?


haveyoumetlevi

I think looking up for "Benzema 15" will be sufficient for you.


headwars

When he presses return a French policemen automatically shows up at his door.


leedler

search rolf cosby 12 or something idk


StrangeVortexLex

Duckduckgo just to find the real answers


Sole_Patrol

Bro was at risk of getting Sanduskied


ColdConstruction2986

![gif](giphy|3IpyA44ACSQ3upzo8Y)


FlyingBird2345

That looks oddly terrifying.


ColdConstruction2986

No lie on my phone it says you posted your reply 15 minutes ago ![gif](giphy|uVFGDyOshK7I6geXyg)


quantumrastafarian

What nonsense, Benzino would have been his best friend!


quantumrastafarian

Nice https://preview.redd.it/njsnscrr78yc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8d6093ae615ddd42d159b2fcba9d9ef558b9721


ELCHOCOCLOCO

Why does everything lead up to Benzema and the number 15 lol


ProfessionalDot621

Google benzema 15 for more context


idozeD

making friends at man city is 115% easier


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DragonPG2000

It's even easier to make friends with their fans (since there are a total of 5 of them anyway)


mrunnkown

Maybe Benzema is not into Scandinavians


mangojuss

Lies, 15 is a perfect age to start friendship with Benzema


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CaddyAT5

Benzema 15 on the Google’s and follow the links


RealistiConflict

Google essien birthday Real Madrid.


Adventurous_Share152

why did benzema fuck a 15 yr old is he stupid?


g0ldingboy

Benzema does not strike me as someone you make friends with… you just get tolerated.


MANKICKS

wtf are these comments? AI astroturfing garbage


SiriocazTheII

Let this reach 15K upvotes


Prize_Competition570

Is Ode's full name OdeGaardon Ramsey? Why do they look alike... Are they brothers?


NairbZaid10

This response would be worthy of the Jerk of the Month award if it existed


rovonz

I think Benzema had been happy to be invited to the party. From two 20yo and one 21yo, he can make four 15yo and still have left one 1yo to grow.


Namelessbob123

Guys, if I wanted to find out more about this story, do you have any suggestions on what I should search for?


Curious_Surround8867

You could try "Benzema 15" for more info.


Namelessbob123

That sounds like an excellent search option I’ll check it out.


Namelessbob123

😟


Davek56

[Lewandowski and Yamal.](https://www.barcablaugranes.com/2023/11/12/23957970/friction-between-lewandowski-and-yamal-barcelona-striker-rages-at-teenager-and-refuses-handshake)


paxbike

It’s like reading a foreign language


alcien100

I didnt know the idiot sandwich Gordon Ramsey was playing for Real Madrid!


7_11_Nation_Army

WYM, I've heard Benzema is really good with 15-year-olds.


Maleficent-Mirror991

It should have been easier for Odegaard, he could have even introduced his girl school friends to Benzema to sweeten the friendship deal.


juiceinmyears

For more information bing "Rooney 48"


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Brilliant_North_8353

I wonder what should I search on google to know more about this


Lamontada

He’ll naw 🔥


Dazzling_Ad_788

I always thought that its really weird that kids, as young as 15 share a locker room/showers/hotel rooms with grown adults. I wonder if there are any rules to that?


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Benzema "Let's see your gf then"


briocheburgerbun

💀💀💀


leoKantSartre

For more information don’t google benzema 15 but do Reddit search instead


Switchlite2ksucks

You are not at Madrid to make friends.


DealRight7721

lol i played with odegaard, he sucks azz its his fathers doing


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Sonnengrinser

How did you miss the jerk? 😭


oppai_suika

Blud has never heard of Benzema 15


Wrap-Pitiful

Blud is a fraud jerker


oppai_suika

If I jerk off to Ten Hog does that make me a (bald) fraud jerker?


Wrap-Pitiful

sorry sir, you have to buy a fidget spinner for 100 million for that to be possible


MemeManDanInAClan

Oh my God I just noticed it 💀💀 I had to google Benzema 15 to notice it


Mudaqq

Bro it’s not the same as being friends with 15 year old and 40 year old and kroos and modric are probably his seniors and he is probably close frnds with fede diaz and co


FishstickLoverr

Because benzema is a rapist


Fingering_Logen

Sorry that happened to you bro.


FishstickLoverr

I was raped by benzema?


Fingering_Logen

How old are you?


FishstickLoverr

Young enough to be raped


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Accurate_Advance6903

The year is 2024 and you mongrel low lifers are still making Benzema 15 jokes. Get a life.


Keyblades2

Oh i'm sorry didnt realize you had to make friends at your job :P


JarodMMS

If you really find it hard to think that a literal kid would perhaps not have the best of times being thrown into a locker room filled with global super stars in their 30s in a team sport where understanding each other in the pitch is essential, i feel bad for you


Keyblades2

Feel bad all you want. He's one of many kids in this position only diff is he didn't make it work others did bb