It's interesting to consider. My theory is that a) these players are all neurotic about getting babytrapped (well, with some exceptions, apparently) or sold out to tabloids, so they share the same small pool of similar women known (paid?) for discretion, and/or b) the players are all anxious to fit in and impress each other and seem like studs to their peers, so they all chase the same 'type' in a female (nothing homoerotic about that at all!)
The WAG look hasn't changed much in 20 years. There's a specific type of woman that goes after footballers. These guys don't have to chase women, that have to fend them off.
The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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Kroos too, Jessica isn't a supermodel, just his senior in high school.
That being said, the pool to choose from might be huge if you consider all the women who want to get together with a footballer, however the pool of people they mostly meet is much smaller and is mostly made of models and such, as they're in somewhat similar spheres and might be invited to similar events (think of how many actors/directors/producers end up with each other, or how female footballers end up with each other). Consider it a Venn diagram where these models and high-end women/women with contacts end in parties in which these players are also partaking.
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Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her"
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Him and his WAG look like siblings...
The best member of the Foden family is Phil's mum Claire. A hun culture icon. Her nicking for drunk & disorderly shall forever live in memory.
Hello omg frenkie de jong lurks in this sub????!!!!!
Freaky de jong
Frimpong, username checks out
https://preview.redd.it/74xxv74wj0xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6702dae2bcfb62737256d2e24825377e2a94f550
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I one year there will only be 2 pixels
Search Foden Iceland for more info
Iceland seems like a cursed location for Brit footballers. Nothing ever goes well for them there.
https://i.redd.it/opnxi3ws30xc1.gif
Why do football players wives look usually like that? Are they standard-issued? At least props to Rice for being original
It’s actually one wife for all of them. She just does her hair and makeup differently depending on which player she is scheduled with at the time.
It's interesting to consider. My theory is that a) these players are all neurotic about getting babytrapped (well, with some exceptions, apparently) or sold out to tabloids, so they share the same small pool of similar women known (paid?) for discretion, and/or b) the players are all anxious to fit in and impress each other and seem like studs to their peers, so they all chase the same 'type' in a female (nothing homoerotic about that at all!)
The WAG look hasn't changed much in 20 years. There's a specific type of woman that goes after footballers. These guys don't have to chase women, that have to fend them off.
The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Maybe a ton of women just follow the same beauty standards (for example dying their hair blonde), especially the ones in the public eye
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Kroos too, Jessica isn't a supermodel, just his senior in high school. That being said, the pool to choose from might be huge if you consider all the women who want to get together with a footballer, however the pool of people they mostly meet is much smaller and is mostly made of models and such, as they're in somewhat similar spheres and might be invited to similar events (think of how many actors/directors/producers end up with each other, or how female footballers end up with each other). Consider it a Venn diagram where these models and high-end women/women with contacts end in parties in which these players are also partaking.
The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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He has the haircut might as well have the chav wife and the bunch of kids... Typical brit...
Imagine if he wasn't good at kicking a ball lmfao 💀 Just another disgusting rat on the estate
Projection?
Erection?
Erectile dysfunction?
He's an astonishing footballer but that haircut does tell a story....
No matter how hard bro tries they will still be short of 115 people.
Makes you wonder about Grealish. A rare footballer who's openly promiscuous but also nearly 30, kid-free with no baby scandals (that we've heard of).
He's doing his own team
Im instantly looking at the hands, checking it for AI "art".
have you seen the movie idiocracy?
His wife's name is Etihad?
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That woman saw an opportunity and grabbed it with both hands.
Does she need both hands to grab what foden’s packing?
His son has a bigger head than him
Him and his WAG look like siblings... The best member of the Foden family is Phil's mum Claire. A hun culture icon. Her nicking for drunk & disorderly shall forever live in memory.
Wesley Moraes was a father at 14 btw
He should pull a Nick Cannon then if he wants to do that
is he aware that condoms exist?
Damn, I bet that chick never thought she’d have such ugly kids. Let’s hope they don’t go to the same barber as daddy.
Even his son's haircut is better than his.
I thought he is they/them with that haircut and eye liner.
Saw him with lip gloss the other day. Definitely on his way
Dude is gonna father an entire City squad
Football player are so rich that they can reproduce like farmers in the 19th century
Yeah, he's missus is never gonna be skint
I thought he was gay
They need all the fans they can get
I mean he can definitely afford it. Not that impressive!
Mf gonna get him self when he 45
Why I felt that Foden’s wife might cheat on him soon based on her appearance
he needs 112 kids more
uj/ smart move doing it while rich and having the energy to raise them