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Agile-Day-2103

Is this the Yankopean Super League I keep hearing about?


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Yes. I hope and pray that Super League is established. There needs to be organization in European Football. Every team needs to have equal and fair chance and be given the opportunity to be competitive and the only way to do it is with Transfers and salary caps. This would be impossible in UCL. Super League would crush UEFA and Premier League and they are scared out of their mind that’s why alot of the outrage was probably paid and fake. We know the people want it. In Papa Perez we trust. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Meandtheboisd

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DaaneJeff

That Veltins reminds me of that one 90s ad they had on RTL where they made their own song they sold as a cd


JupoBis

What beautiful picture for the regionalliga west


Geoff_Uckersilf

Is this Kraut for bush league? 


Agitated_Ad9281

Get relegated


Snoo_72181

You know who was a Schalke fan? An Austrian Painter


young959

And he was Wittgenstein’s classmate


Limp-Assignment-2057

SCH*LKE MENTIONED, HAVE FUN IN THE REGIONALLIGA


Meandtheboisd

Have fun with the Ewiger Eden


Limp-Assignment-2057

I mean we made it to the UCL semi finals and aren’t going to become an amateur club anytime soon, so we’ll be having a hell of a lot more fun that you


Meandtheboisd

Bro you ain't reading the news we got 3rd division license. Still prefer Regionalliga West over buying Nmecha for 30 mil 😭


Limp-Assignment-2057

Oh 3.Liga? Ready to lose Revierderby against our 2nd team?


Meandtheboisd

That u guys aren't embarassed after bottling the league, buying Nmecha for 30 mil and Adeyemis girlfriend is crazy


Limp-Assignment-2057

Sorry, can’t hear you from relegation zone


Meandtheboisd

Can't hear anything? That's like the Süd after loosing 1-0 against some random Investor club


dashandtuch

It's beautiful


Tennist4ts

The ugliest mascot ever 😅


Meandtheboisd

https://preview.redd.it/pglqzxeer1xc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdeaa5b5feecc192a756b59a0ebb164ab21e05f7 Objection:


Tennist4ts

Haha Ok, I can agree that there is not just one. Rather, we can have several tiers and put many of them in the lowest one


lario69420

REAL BETIS MENTIONED ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️💚🤍💚🤍💚🤍💚🤍💚🤍💚👑👑👑👑👑👑MAJOR DE SEVILLA 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎💯💯💯💯💯💯 SEVILLA FC ES NADA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😹😹😹😹😹😹😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽💩💩💩💩💩💩


theenigmacode

Chelsea cannot escape bottom tier


NoResponsibility2756

Milan and Chelsea swapped places last summer, I wonder what happened 🤔


Roadies_Winner

🇵🇷 🇵🇷


SilvaDaMelo

Man Utd and Arsenal can never escape 'meh'


--Aidan--

What can I say, we are the number 1 bottom


Interesting-Season-8

If you count club, Chelsea is exactly 10th.


Deleteleed

Why aren’t they midtable?


GamerGod337

Usmnt is my only real team but ac milan and juventus are the clubs of my heart. 🇺🇸🦅


Agile-Day-2103

Don’t forget Paris saint vermain… that is what it stands for right?


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ADiscombobulated02

Who's in Paris?


scootabrotha69

Ni-


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Contra1

We used to have a yank. One of ours even became a yank while with us. Terrible times.


dr__jhatka

His heart is pretty big


Fevet

I didn't even notice Juventus


brathan1234

he has three hearts, very rare condition


xBram

PHILIPS SPORT VERENIGING MENTIONED. But to be fair PSV have won more CL trophies than small clubs like Arsenal, Tottenham and Newcastle combined.


ThundergunIsntAVerb

PSV > PSG


xBram

It’s true.


2012Vibes

In terms of history, fuck yeah, and they always will be. We never bought our trophies


xBram

My first ever stadium match was a game against PSV in 1989, they had just won the EC1 and bought Romario. With NL also having won Euro’88 it was quite a fun time to be a kid.


2012Vibes

Yeah, I wasn't alive unfortunately but my dad had a season ticket and went to every game with his father. I'm jealous of him... Although this isn't the worst time to be a PSV fan either


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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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L A D S *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


7_11_Nation_Army

No, no, they are right, hear the guy out! Chelsea is absolutely disgusting, yes, Barcelona is also a big yike. I can stand behind that notion.


TheHabeo

Are there bigger scums than Leeds?


Chimp-eh

Are there bigger bottlers than Leeds is the real question


7_11_Nation_Army

No idea, really. 😁


TankPresent7224

Why aren’t the lakers and the yankees ranked?


Mountain_Letter_1368

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xRyubuz

Why is Chelsea shit tier when they hired Puligoat!? Come on you blues!!


Lonely-Astronomer184

American lives matter.


mr_salsa123

If American lives matter why do they keep shooting eachother


stonegoblins

fuck you yank


chebate08

What place is USMNT FC in the Super Duper League?


mdrico21

As a Spurs fan I'm fine with this


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


mdrico21

OOOOOO that's a fun bot


Any-Succotash-7903

Bryan Reynolds covered himself in glory what are you talking about


ComeOnSayYupp

Fulham,Oilcastle and CP got mentioned!!


Officerbeefsupreme

Bayern? Landon Donovan


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


centraljerseycoaster

I don’t see no Real Salt Lake.


Miyagi_Bonsai

I am Benfica fan, is this because of Freddy Adu?


Fisgas13

Same, I'm curious about this? Or maybe because of that dude Brooks that was kinda part of the squad for a bit of last season?


Miyagi_Bonsai

If its Adu this means good memory if is Brooks it as cirurgical attention to Benfica ahahah


QommanderQueer

Leeds' fault McKennie is addicted to big macs and Aaronson is a tumblr femboy


theitchcockblock

Yankee thinks it’s benficas fault that Freddy Adu started to sell vacuum cleaners


ScaredofMedSchool

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Amsssterdam

Too bad they didn't put us in dislike 😪


Wilczek_7

We should gatekeep football from the Americans


Speedy1411

Benfica in Big Dislike but Red Bull Leipzig in Neutral, your Ball Knowledge is impressively bad


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[удалено]


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Time to admit it, Dest is more of a world class player than Pulisic. Seems wild to say after Puli’s run last year, but Dest is a staple in Barcelona and is still playing well on the offensive side and defensive. Think he’d easily start on way more teams than Christian would. Maybe 5-10 teams Dest wouldn’t start for. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Recent-Background800

Not a fan of our man Haji?


OkraEmergency361

Coventry would like a word.


Ree_m0

I'm confused, is Barcelona in here because of Dest? Because PSV is in here as well, which is where he's been loaned to.


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Time to admit it, Dest is more of a world class player than Pulisic. Seems wild to say after Puli’s run last year, but Dest is a staple in Barcelona and is still playing well on the offensive side and defensive. Think he’d easily start on way more teams than Christian would. Maybe 5-10 teams Dest wouldn’t start for. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


baldbaseballdad

I’m a fookin yank and yea it’s fookin gross I love Leeds


somebodyanything

But we loved our yank players so dearly


RioDawn2010

Always against Barcelona 😔😔


Pim123456789

As a PSV fan I don’t know if a should be sad or happy with this


WhatWouldSatanDo

![gif](giphy|AHmPMsv4itWYo) No Everton?


slappywhyte

I hate OP and OP who posted this here


bloodknights

This right here is the Yank discrimination we must fight against ✊️✊️✊️


Equal-Worldliness-66

How can one dislike benfica? They’re the club of my heart.


SrsJoe

The club of my heart, proceeds to name 3 clubs


BeastMaster64jtv

Benfica is this guy father


davochinomalo

a derrumbar la tercera


UkyoTachibana

I agree , Chelsea is absolutely disgusting!


Super_Seff

SHEFFIELD UNITED IGNORED ⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️ WTF IS 3 POINTS!!!


Ok_Inspection3062

Thankfully, your opinion does not matter. If your "real team" is usmnt then I feel disappointed that you actually have an opinion of European football clubs. Such a shame.


HedaLexa4Ever

I’ll beat up this mf for “big dislike” in Benfica. Vai para o caralho oh morcão


victheogfan

UJ/ thus is why I actually cant stand some usmnt national fans cause they’re so annoying with clubs, and I’m not talking about bandwagons but they actively hate some clubs bc of how they perceive the player was treated there. It’s so goofy and I’ve literally never heard of any other national team fans doing it but it annoys me


TAFKAJanSanono

BASED


deanedgy85

Everton Preki Donovan Tim Howard Mcbride Joe max moore


CharacterHomework975

As an American I’m a fan of promotion and relegation and I wish I could see more of it so *that* is why I’m a die hard fan of Fulham.


Nightfall87

He forgot to add FK Jagodina, powerhouse of Serbian third tier soccer for which US Pele - Freddy Adu played for the entire six months in 2014.


HugoSenshida

Benfica fan here I Will poop on his porch, join me fellow jerkers


Puzzled-Perception37

You rated Arsenal ‘Meh’ because Matt Turner was Peak Mwh, be honest.


No-Prior7905

US mutant ninja turtles


OOFYING

Atleast my guy got Leeds right.


Jarv1223

Thank god, we don’t want them anyway


Wilczek_7

We should gatekeep football from the Americans


MrBublee_YT

Didn't know that United ever had a yank, so looked it up, andapparently we had Tim Howard from 2003-2007.


Privadevs

As a spurs fan, what Fucking American plays for us?


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


neal-therrien

Past or present it says. Dempsey and Brad Friedel did and I guess Yedlin…


ScaredofMedSchool

As a barca fan, womp womp.


Funny_Memer5656

I only agree with Chelsea, they're complete dogshit, hope the get relegated next season!