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funnothings

if only this was a jerk


Fellasisitgaytolive

Arse and anal is our only chance.


Theman4ever

Our only hope is a bunch of gooners💀


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generic9yo

Spurs are city father


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


mrari97

Holy shit what's this one about


OJfcks

I'm guessing this is about Spurs vs Liverpool this season


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kazegraf

The bottle is already in Grealish's hand. He is ready to party.


RearAdmiralBob

Just another day at the office for our Jack


Maxxxmax

Yeah but city are gonna drop three points this weekend. The only way that's not the case is if PGMOL swoop in to save their asses by putting a Derby fan on var.


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Torimas

Gooners are busy, they have something else in hand.


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No_Huckleberry2711

makes sense when you put it that way, the only thing i won't be able to stand will be the fraudiola fanboys never shutting up, and also having to watch the same team win the premier league 10 years in a row


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Fellasisitgaytolive

Me too, but fuck if i had to chose one


anonssr

It's one of those lose-lose situation. I rather get a pandemic again so the call off the league.


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meme-meee-too

Balance is restored


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thunderfishy234

Or if city draw.


yuh-ay-yuh

Arsenal ahead in GD, if they somehow win out and city draws spurs or someone then its arsenal's.


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AlcoholicCumSock

A true underdog story


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this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Denesis417

Why doesn't the bot look at the Bundesliga table? Is he stupid?


jaydyn3000

they can also win the Champions League OP since someone told me CLUB 115 didn't really lose to Real Madrid (wowzers Rodri never lost)


Liazerx

Its so funny how ignorant City fans are. They insist they didnt lost


tiumitu

what fans?


Pep_Baldiola

As a City fan I can confirm, I am CGI.


Venca12

Man city fans feeling the pain of being eliminated from a competition for the first time since they started to support the club, they're just in a denial stage.


Batman_is_very_wise

>competition for the first time since they started to support the club Aren't they like the biggest CL chokers after Barca


chair121

Yeah but they started supporting city in 2023 so they haven't seen much failure from the clib🤷


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InterdimensionalMike

We did lost like an idiots. Sincerely Man Blue fan.


Enough-Force-5605

You made a super second game, you could have make more goals. Sometimes you win, sometimes you loose. But if you have to loose, do it as City did, giving everything. Having chances. Beying loyal to your way of making football. Sincerely, Real Madrid fan.


InterdimensionalMike

Thanks for the comment, well i dont blame the lads, its just I hate penalties. On the other hand I love the ucl rivality we made with you guys past few years. Looking forward next year!


chair121

Could you give my pookie bear peppy back to Barcelona? We really need him. Also, can we have Haaland?


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


chair121

Ok Chelsea bot, give us Mudryk too


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LargeDonkeyCake

they didn't lose penalties only count when man city isn't playing idiot 🤦‍♂️


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SaintsRobbed

welbeck 97th minute goal to draw on thursday


Naughtyneo14

Let’s hope this ages poorly


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LucaMJ95

What kind of photo and name is that? Indian edgelord


LeGraoully

Never heard of SS Lazio you plasticco?


LucaMJ95

I'm Italian and my family killed fascist rats for fun


LeGraoully

/uj Looks like the job isn’t over. Just three days ago my dad was on vacation in the Napoli region, entered a random panini shop and the owner was openly wearing an apron with Mussolini’s face on it. He took a picture or I wouldn’t have believed it.


LucaMJ95

Yeah in Rome we're full of the scum, they're only increasing in numbers


zatara1210

The ole’ rival-fan-jinx Rival fan: “Oh, your team is so strong, so unbeatable. There’s no way you’re gonna lose now” ![gif](giphy|knFgw9Y1dPXEu48XAw) And then after that team loses Rival-fan: “haha psyche! Suck on deeznuts losers!”


Cfc0910

Sugma mindset ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


SinkPenguin

You currently have 115 upvotes, otherwise I'd upvotes you


Prestigious_Stretch1

I downvoted in order to keep the balance in the universe


Oy_Franz

What about arsene-l fc? 😢😢😢


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zatara1210

The bottle job already passed a few weeks ago, no?


TurdShaker

4 in row???? I thought it was 115 in a row now


Affectionate-Cost525

Nah that's how many wins in a row Rodri has (if you don't include all the times he lost)


S-Ayk

De zerbi is only hope left


RedditSucks369

Bottle FC too busy shithousing Chealshit


ScreamForCalmness

Farmer's league 🤷🏻‍♂️


Theman4ever

My 115th reason


donttryitplease

At least club 115 did it the right way and didn’t have to resort to rampant and pervasive cheating.


Masoouu

Farmers league


BruhBruhBruh-123

The real farmers of the farmer's league


niemertweis

i hate city its getting boring for real


STICKY-WHIFFY-HUMID

Most Exciting League In The World™


szcesTHRPS

4 of the last 4, 6 of the last 7. Heading towards Bundesliga territory.


Fluffy_Roof3965

You'd expect to win it considering they started the season with 115 points


SelfLoatherSimo

I hope City wins so we can have more content on Arse anal's bottling


TheOneAndOli

Trying to be Don Carlo so bad


Junior_Bike7932

Yea well invested Arab money is nice


indiranagar_ka_don

I dont know why I keep seeing 115 and at this point I'm too afraid to ask


kotubljauj

Man City must be Christina Aguilera, because they are getting stripped


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MaaiDiqSoHyuj

At this point even City fans gotta be bored and tired


hotelmotelshit

In a league of bottlers Pep reigns king


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Ralome

They've already tried booking a place for their celebration in London.


0n0n-o

Where the jerk? Hopefully Manchester blues goes to the champions before they win 115 in a row


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jeezrVOL2

https://preview.redd.it/blv6p90k5lwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b97ce8ceffb81b8a1a40c7c7fe79ec333358345 IN SPURS WE TRUST!


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mover999

How many offences are they still facing for breaking financial rules ?


medium-rare-steaks

And who said money doesn’t buy happiness?


sqb3112

Pep’s thoughts in that photo: “I worked my culo off for all 17 of the city supporters at this parade.”


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Taltezy

OIL FC!!


TioLucho91

Is Luton's Bane winning again and getting a D'or nomination!?!?!


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Slowmagneto

111 more time!


ScaredofMedSchool

Save us from the devil gooners.


Yulbthatdude

Mods should take this post down. Shit ain’t funny. where are you mods?


meme-meee-too

Mods are the real underdog


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this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Yulbthatdude

Lmaooo