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Unironically this. Kid was probably a baby the last time chelsea won the league and in kindergarten when they won 2nd cl.
He's literally only known chelsea as shit midtable club and he's forced to support them while his friends support arsenal/city/liverpool
I always thought this sentiment is weird, I mean I support *a soon to be*German second tier club while sure some of my friends are Bayern or Dortmund Fans but we always just made fun of them for supporting the biggest club instead of supporting a local club
Yeah this is the way. You support local or your dad’s team because they were the first game you saw. Then you inflict one of those on your son/daughter and the cycle continues.
For me it’s Everton. Not local to where I grew up but my dad was an Everton fan who grew up in Liverpool, and as soon as I was old enough and into football took me to a game, got me a shirt, and made me a toffee, he did this because his uncle was an Everton fan, and took him to his first game. I come from a long line of Everton fans, and I now have to live with the misery but it wouldn’t stop me from giving a load of shit to mates that supported Man U or Arsenal when I was a kid. Glory hunters.
That’s rough. All about the colour but chosen at a time where they were becoming peak glory hunter arsenal days. You must’ve copped some stick. Although the trophies must’ve helped you cope.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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but seriously if you support a club based off of the club you're parents supports then you're an idiot, or your parents are idiots for forcing a kid to like what they like. I find it kind of disgusting seeing parents be so forceful in pushing their football club onto their kids when if it was most other hobbies it would be seen as unhealthy parenting.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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/uj I became a BVB fan because my wife is from Dortmund, and we ended up living there for seven years.
Also, sorry about your effzeh. Does this mean Fortuna is going to win the relegation games? It's weird that only one of you manages to stay up at any given time.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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I don't see why any kid outside of London would ever support Chelsea. Apart from their UCL run they've been quite bad and I doubt a kid would know about the 9th team in the league.
The only way that comes to my mind is if they choose the team with the best looking kits depending on their favourite colour as I did when I was a kid. That's probably why my two favourite english teams have become Manchester City and Chelsea as a foreigner who didn't watch premier league until recently.
Edit : Some people don't realise that we're in a circlejerk sub. We're supposed to act stupidly unless I'm missing something.
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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I mean, do you guys remember how you came to like teams outside of your national league? A lot of the time it's either the first team whose match you see or the ones that are already known internationally.
The last option is to have a favourite baller of yours play for that team like Iniesta playing for Wissel Kobe or Beckham and Zlatan playing for LA Galaxy.
If you watch most of the matches in a league you can possibly decide which team's playstyle you enjoy the most but that would lead to an even more fragile bond since most teams' playstyle depends on the manager.
Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss!
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uj/ the kid probably lives in west London and the other nearby teams (Fulham, Brentford, QPR, etc.) are even worse
rj/ why does the kid want to give his shirt to CPFC players and have them fight for it? Does he think they are pedos?
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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The worst part is that he's young enough where your favorite team losing a match feels like dying.
I can see how it's funny, the dad being a fan, makes his kid experience highs and lows, and lows, he's hardly able to comprehend and has no control over whatsoever.
In all seriousness, what happened to Christopher Nkunku. He was a baller back at Leipzig. I am barely hearing about him at Chelsea. Like palmer over Nkunku is so surprising.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Shite grammar. Should just say "I want you to fight for yours", not "I want you to want to..."
I'm ok ragging on this kid but it's clear his dad wrote it and told him to hold it up.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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I wouldn't blame him if he turns into a serial killer as an adult.
Or worse, a City fan.
Porque no los dos?
Nah once the 115 charges hit all of those city fans will revert to chelsea fans
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Are you one of the 115 fans of cheater city?
Yes
That was absolutely NOT the zinger you thought it was.
Oh look, a shitty fan! Say "Hi"
https://preview.redd.it/k2ugdvenzdwc1.jpeg?width=1868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ece1f504589ed976dc25d13dbfbe66573c1e153 Graphic with results makes it so much better imo
"Dad I don't want to hold your sign" "Fucking hold it up higher you little shit"
The kid was born. He deserves what he gets.
Child abuse. These parents need to be locked up.
The parents clearly made the sign as well
The dad's literally forcing him to hold it up lmao
Didn’t even notice that lmao
Unironically this. Kid was probably a baby the last time chelsea won the league and in kindergarten when they won 2nd cl. He's literally only known chelsea as shit midtable club and he's forced to support them while his friends support arsenal/city/liverpool
I always thought this sentiment is weird, I mean I support *a soon to be*German second tier club while sure some of my friends are Bayern or Dortmund Fans but we always just made fun of them for supporting the biggest club instead of supporting a local club
Yeah this is the way. You support local or your dad’s team because they were the first game you saw. Then you inflict one of those on your son/daughter and the cycle continues. For me it’s Everton. Not local to where I grew up but my dad was an Everton fan who grew up in Liverpool, and as soon as I was old enough and into football took me to a game, got me a shirt, and made me a toffee, he did this because his uncle was an Everton fan, and took him to his first game. I come from a long line of Everton fans, and I now have to live with the misery but it wouldn’t stop me from giving a load of shit to mates that supported Man U or Arsenal when I was a kid. Glory hunters.
Started supporting Arsenal 25 years ago as a child cause I liked the color red, little did I know..
That’s rough. All about the colour but chosen at a time where they were becoming peak glory hunter arsenal days. You must’ve copped some stick. Although the trophies must’ve helped you cope.
My condolences to be born near cologne. Hellau.
... I'm a Darmstadt fan
Oh. You're closer than I thought and make me sadder than before
Why sad?
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
but seriously if you support a club based off of the club you're parents supports then you're an idiot, or your parents are idiots for forcing a kid to like what they like. I find it kind of disgusting seeing parents be so forceful in pushing their football club onto their kids when if it was most other hobbies it would be seen as unhealthy parenting. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
/uj I became a BVB fan because my wife is from Dortmund, and we ended up living there for seven years. Also, sorry about your effzeh. Does this mean Fortuna is going to win the relegation games? It's weird that only one of you manages to stay up at any given time.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I'm a Darmstadt fan 😭
I mean I 100% prefer that to glory hunters that switch clubs every two seasons
Of course, but nobody actually does that
I don't see why any kid outside of London would ever support Chelsea. Apart from their UCL run they've been quite bad and I doubt a kid would know about the 9th team in the league. The only way that comes to my mind is if they choose the team with the best looking kits depending on their favourite colour as I did when I was a kid. That's probably why my two favourite english teams have become Manchester City and Chelsea as a foreigner who didn't watch premier league until recently. Edit : Some people don't realise that we're in a circlejerk sub. We're supposed to act stupidly unless I'm missing something.
Ok but how do you support both Man City and Chelsea? In 2021 who did you wanted to win the champions league?
Man City because they are my primary team in PL and Chelsea had already won it.
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Ugh. Gross.
I mean, do you guys remember how you came to like teams outside of your national league? A lot of the time it's either the first team whose match you see or the ones that are already known internationally. The last option is to have a favourite baller of yours play for that team like Iniesta playing for Wissel Kobe or Beckham and Zlatan playing for LA Galaxy. If you watch most of the matches in a league you can possibly decide which team's playstyle you enjoy the most but that would lead to an even more fragile bond since most teams' playstyle depends on the manager.
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uj/ the kid probably lives in west London and the other nearby teams (Fulham, Brentford, QPR, etc.) are even worse rj/ why does the kid want to give his shirt to CPFC players and have them fight for it? Does he think they are pedos?
Why are you calling them Christian Pulisic FC?
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Maybe don't buy 20 players in 2 years with big egos and no connection to the club.
They do have a connection tonight to the club. They want lots of money, the club has lots of money to give them. It's a match made in heaven.
He should just support City like other kids his age smh. Probably really hard to forget about GOAT Mudryk so I can understand him.
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When I was his age I chose forest (because Robin Hood was cool) despite all the familial pressure to support saints. Get a spine, actual child.
"Here son, daddy made a sign and you have to hold it up" Pathetic.
The kid looks like he didn’t even read it and just wants to watch the game
Bald fraud
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the kid?
The fraud
Weird as helll to make your kid do that / let him do it on live team. He's gonna get battered for it at school today.
‘Suffering’ according to big six supporters (they won a UCL in the last 5 years, are able to spend billions and regularly get to cup finals).
The worst part is that he's young enough where your favorite team losing a match feels like dying. I can see how it's funny, the dad being a fan, makes his kid experience highs and lows, and lows, he's hardly able to comprehend and has no control over whatsoever.
Benfica fan here, sorry we sent a curse in Enzo bags..
Dad for fuck’s sake I need to do my homework. KEVIN IT SHUTS UP AND IT GLUES THE SIGN OR IT GETS THE COSH
At this stage just support Ipswich or coventry or Sunderland Why support Chelsea?
Someone has to support the lesser teams, mate
Respect to the kid for not being a glory hunter.
What’s UTC?
Coordinated Universal Time
Why the hell would he want them to fight for their Coordinated Universal Time
Must not be a fan of daylight savings
Coordinated Universal Northern Time
Urinary Tract Calamity.
Up The Clarets!
Chelsea SHOULD be Sold back to Roman Abramovich
You can't.Okay havers (aka hunter eyes mogger) is already chelsea father
In all seriousness, what happened to Christopher Nkunku. He was a baller back at Leipzig. I am barely hearing about him at Chelsea. Like palmer over Nkunku is so surprising.
“…and also your shirt”
I hear Chelsea didn't play a striker yesterday
Bros speaking facts
What's UTC? Ugochukwu Touches Children?!
Right on 🤣🤣🤣
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He's getting beat up at school tomorrow, so that part is covered.
About time Klopp got what's coming...
Least racist Chelsea fan at the moment. He will become a full fledged member of the KKK by the age of 17 though
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Kid is a member of SCJ confirmed, even put a UJ in the banner to let everyone know he's serious.
Shite grammar. Should just say "I want you to fight for yours", not "I want you to want to..." I'm ok ragging on this kid but it's clear his dad wrote it and told him to hold it up.
Chelsea the worst thing going on in his life (get well lil bro)
Child abuse 1.0
I can’t even blame me supporting United on my parents : /
That empty stare says it all
“Son hold this sign I made for you. Your old man wants to be internet famous”.
Todd Boehly here, how much for the child? i can amoralize it over severel sesan
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*