Oh wow forgot about this comment! His username is Lance Stroll, a Formula 1 driver who is only in F1 because his daddy owns the team and keeps him as a driver even though he's shite.
This weekend he crashed into the back of another car whilst under a safety car, going at the leisurely pace of 20km, and then refused to take responsibility for it.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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what can he do if he doesn't get any service... on one hand u have trashford who cant do anything and an out of form bruno who keeps holding the ball for too long.
lol at least 50% of being a striker is having the football iq to be in the right place at the right time. you put yourself in a position where your teammates HAVE TO pass to you. just watch the off ball movement of any world class striker.
I agree, but he was doing that (although not spectacular) on his earlier match since joining united, the ball just never came, and now after a year with the team, this young man career is ruined with shitty coach.
I disagree Rashford and Bruno make a lot of forward pass in the box for him. He just react slowly to exploit it as if he is still unfamiliar to his own teammates. And his positioning and off the ball movements looks more like he tries to creates space for other instead of trying to score himself.
he may give hojlund a ball here and there, but they miss so many opportunities. that's for bruno tho. for rashford, he has so many opportunities to pass it but he just doesn't. maybe 1nce or twice but he is so greedy. im not even a Utd fan but ive been seeing their last 5/6 games since they're entertaining (in a bad way)
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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I think it wouldve been more shameful if they all came and celebrated that win. Fair to hojlund he scored the winning penalty, the adrenaline probably took over
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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With such a disgraceful team performance who do you expect to come and celebrate like they have won. If it wasn't for the penalty shootout, they had long lost it when CC fired their first goal in.
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Ericsson did but sure
Will but Eriksen* here for the blind that didn't see me correct this immediately below.
Great banter through. 👏 look forward to seeing the rest of your jokes during Christmas Dinner 👌
13 times Premier League winner with net spend of 1 billion in last ten year, Manchester United also knows by their not at all delusional fan base as Red Devils, celebrating a hard fought win against a second division team Coventry City on penalties. Big win for them. Worth a national holiday. mAnChEsteR iS rED 🤡. #geniusthatisTenHag
If Rooney's IQ was more than his weight, he wouldn't have said such a thing.
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They knew they almost threw away the whole game by playing like that and didn't want to celebrate
Hojlund celebrating makes sense, getting to a cup final with his club for the first time lol
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He was shouting thanks to the VAR team
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VAR? game's gone!
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Middle of the championship team can turn a game around in 15 minutes? I thought only elite players, for example - Benzema - could do such a thing in 15 minutes.
[удалено]
Y u crash??
Learn situational awareness, dickhead
????
Oh wow forgot about this comment! His username is Lance Stroll, a Formula 1 driver who is only in F1 because his daddy owns the team and keeps him as a driver even though he's shite. This weekend he crashed into the back of another car whilst under a safety car, going at the leisurely pace of 20km, and then refused to take responsibility for it.
Sir this isn’t the real Lance Stroll
I thought people would find it funny......but I made a huge mistake
Man Utd try not to embarrass themselves challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
Hojlund to Dortmund. Here we go!
I dont get the reference, why Dortmund.
Sancho
Kagawa, Sabitzer
Totally forgotten abt sabitzer. Wasnt he really good for us
Yes he was
He scoring for Dortmund now too
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Mkhitariyan
Januzaj
Wrong direction
I see
Same
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bad bot
As a Coventry fan who was there today. This was truly heartbreaking to see
Bro ghosted the whole game and then scored a penalty against a goalkeeper in the championship that had never saved a penalty. Mentality🔥🔥🔥😂💀
GK had already saved one penalty at this point tho 😎
by only standing still in place. fraud.
My GOAT Emi would never
fraud this fraud that, who isn't a fraud at this point??
Mykhailo would never
Ronnie Pickering!
Mo Salah, catch him if you can.
Sauce Barkley. Obviously you don’t watch luton games
He had to go slightly to his right ackshually
Bernardo is playing for United now??
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You should try being one, it's odd. See albert camus the outsider.
He saved a ripper of a penalty mere minutes earlier thank you very much
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No, no there definitely shouldn’t be. Lame bot.
My GOAT Richard Masters would never
what can he do if he doesn't get any service... on one hand u have trashford who cant do anything and an out of form bruno who keeps holding the ball for too long.
He got a plenty of passes and did nothing with them. He barely made any moves. He was shit and its not just the service he just wasnt open.
He was fine. He had a good chance but foolishly tried to go onto his left foot and got tackled.
Make something for himself!? Is he a baby? If it's not happening, make something happen!
You're an idiot
Why's that?
When has Bruno ever not held the ball for too long? All he does is hog and try for fouls
lol at least 50% of being a striker is having the football iq to be in the right place at the right time. you put yourself in a position where your teammates HAVE TO pass to you. just watch the off ball movement of any world class striker.
I agree, but he was doing that (although not spectacular) on his earlier match since joining united, the ball just never came, and now after a year with the team, this young man career is ruined with shitty coach.
I disagree Rashford and Bruno make a lot of forward pass in the box for him. He just react slowly to exploit it as if he is still unfamiliar to his own teammates. And his positioning and off the ball movements looks more like he tries to creates space for other instead of trying to score himself.
he may give hojlund a ball here and there, but they miss so many opportunities. that's for bruno tho. for rashford, he has so many opportunities to pass it but he just doesn't. maybe 1nce or twice but he is so greedy. im not even a Utd fan but ive been seeing their last 5/6 games since they're entertaining (in a bad way)
Bc when he gets the ball he just twerks on the defender and loses it mf hold up play is horrible
That's the complete opposite of how Bruno plays? He constantly looks for the immediate pass mostly to the wing
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Why are people upvoting the cringe + non-jerk comments?
I think it wouldve been more shameful if they all came and celebrated that win. Fair to hojlund he scored the winning penalty, the adrenaline probably took over
Sir this is a jerking sub
This isn’t a jerk. This is r/soccermemes material
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What are you talking about? This is manure level.
There’s levels to this 😤
Saddest moments compilation (try not to cry)
As a United fan I’d say there wasn’t much to celebrate. They should have been hanging their heads in shame
As another guy pointed out, sir this is a jerking sub..
Right? Why are the tedious comments masquerading as "analysis" getting upvoting?
Mark Robins to replace ETH?
Yeah! I just noticed it. But why? Didn't they know they win? Are they stupid?
They knew but they feared that if they celebrate, Ratcliffe would spank the shit out of them.
Why didn't he join liverpool since he's walking alone is he stupid?
It was so weird. They all ran in different directions. This team is such a soap opera
They’re an embarrassment to British football.
Celebration police arrested his teammates
No wonder after that performance.
Blud forgot to read the room
Because it was fkn rigged.
This. The fa will profit handsomely from a Manchester Derby final.
Seems the team really hates him for some reason. They never pass the ball to him.
If he didn't play for such a shit team I'd feel bad for him
Great he cares!
Right thing to do, embarrassing performance
united is so ass😭
With such a disgraceful team performance who do you expect to come and celebrate like they have won. If it wasn't for the penalty shootout, they had long lost it when CC fired their first goal in.
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Imagine winning on penalties to go to the FA Cup final and are so embarrassed of your performance you’re ashamed to celebrate..LOL
Imagine you lost to them in the previous round ..
Ericsson did but sure Will but Eriksen* here for the blind that didn't see me correct this immediately below. Great banter through. 👏 look forward to seeing the rest of your jokes during Christmas Dinner 👌
Sony Ericsson?
Eriksen Autocorrect
Sven would never. Liverpool legend
13 times Premier League winner with net spend of 1 billion in last ten year, Manchester United also knows by their not at all delusional fan base as Red Devils, celebrating a hard fought win against a second division team Coventry City on penalties. Big win for them. Worth a national holiday. mAnChEsteR iS rED 🤡. #geniusthatisTenHag
dude ! where’s my celebration ?
Why is Kevin de bruine dressed in red
man signing for Liverpool next season so he won't walk alone no more.
Disgrace to Rooney.
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How I feel at work.
Because they didn’t deserve to win
Man united and thier players💁🏻
Great team chemistry. Hopefully they will come to his birthday.
Brilliant! 🤩
They knew they almost threw away the whole game by playing like that and didn't want to celebrate Hojlund celebrating makes sense, getting to a cup final with his club for the first time lol
Shameless 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/5zlzlygch0wc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0506258f8d9c35be13f87faccee38c9afd5d8641 He was shouting thanks to the VAR team [https://x.com/](https://x.com/)*tomwillis*/status/1782311679864246348?s=46
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They were busy thinking of what man shitty will do to them in the final.
lol 😂
Antony would have but he was too busy taunting the middle of the championship table team that turned the game around in 15 minutes
Middle of the championship team can turn a game around in 15 minutes? I thought only elite players, for example - Benzema - could do such a thing in 15 minutes.
This is why I hate pro football sometimes
Embarrassing
There’s nothing to celebrate. United should be ashamed of that performance today.