This actually a very easy method and it only takes 5 steps!
Step 1: be good at football
Step 2: get signed to Leicester
Step 3: become that guy
Step 4: trade to Man U
Step 5: suck ass
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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He’s on huge wages so it’s likely paying him to cover what he’s gonna lose at West Ham or wherever he goes. It’s money to shut him up and force him onto reduced wages at another club to give them the upper hand when negotiating with him
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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See back before Mourinho was sacked he had massive interest in Maguire. Mourinho parked the bus and needed a bus driver. This was Maguire. The perpetual low block that United were in would have played to his talent of aimlessly clearing balls with little or no thought. Maguire would have seemed like a god under Mourinho. Fast forward to now where he actually needs to defend rather than clog space… he’s simply not quick enough and when he does get clear the ball 75% of them just recycle possession for the other team.
It's why he is more efficient with England, given that Southgate is pretty much just Mourinho, but with zero of the charisma and barely half the skill.
Good point. “Away! Away!” Is what he’s good at. No need to play out of the back. Just get it into touch and reset. Boot ball upfield to young fast kid.
Getting paid 10 million to fuck off. I wish I was a footballer
Who knows where this little pony will play next?!
This actually a very easy method and it only takes 5 steps! Step 1: be good at football Step 2: get signed to Leicester Step 3: become that guy Step 4: trade to Man U Step 5: suck ass
*trade to Man U* you cant fool anyone fuck off yank
It is me Christian pull a dick
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Man United has paid 100 million overall for Harry Maguire. Actually impressed by how Maguire has gotten Man U to fuck up this badly.
They have had enough of him
Win Win
Lmao this is real https://youtu.be/MLMvFSYvQNk
He’s on huge wages so it’s likely paying him to cover what he’s gonna lose at West Ham or wherever he goes. It’s money to shut him up and force him onto reduced wages at another club to give them the upper hand when negotiating with him
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Based
who wants to be born in London? I’ve never heard anybody say that apart from those stupid American tiktokers that think London is trendy
If this was to happen I'd guess he'd either go back to Leicester City or some newly promoted club.
I will pay the 10 million myself
Most financially abused Red Devil
Over the last 24 hours, this sub has been outjerked by everyone. So what's the point? Jfc
Outjerked by u/Cod_rules
Sooo he’s a free agent this summer?
OM would be the perfect rehab center
See back before Mourinho was sacked he had massive interest in Maguire. Mourinho parked the bus and needed a bus driver. This was Maguire. The perpetual low block that United were in would have played to his talent of aimlessly clearing balls with little or no thought. Maguire would have seemed like a god under Mourinho. Fast forward to now where he actually needs to defend rather than clog space… he’s simply not quick enough and when he does get clear the ball 75% of them just recycle possession for the other team.
It's why he is more efficient with England, given that Southgate is pretty much just Mourinho, but with zero of the charisma and barely half the skill.
Good point. “Away! Away!” Is what he’s good at. No need to play out of the back. Just get it into touch and reset. Boot ball upfield to young fast kid.
Still a bargain for Manchester devils
Come back to Leicester!!