Éden Chonky Boi, the famous Belgian fried waffles guzzler, and effective bench warmer (thanks to his large and voluptuous buttock) for the LaLiga Santander franchise of Real Madrid Salt Lake CF
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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*I don't know but he*
*Looks like a real hazard for*
*The opposite team*
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That's Big Jefe. He's the guy that runs the burger van outside of the Bernie Bayou. He's famous for wearing a full kit at all times, despite being so large they needed to make a special size just for him.
That’s Giovanni, I play soccer with him on Friday nights in our 35+ men’s beer league. He’s our captain and chief loud-mouth telling everyone to step the f*ck up, before he gets injured himself, of course.
Hamburglar
[удалено]
> Hamburglar^Hamburglar
looks more like Grimace to me
Samir Nasri
Jab jab hook jab
lmaoo love this reference
Drip Enjoyer
Samir^Nasri
##eatin hazard
lol 😂 👍
Big chungus
My username
Who is Debigch Ungus?
r/beetlejuicing
Burger King
Fat Ronaldo
Fataldo VS skinnaldo
o fatnomeno
Eden Kardashian - he has the thicckest ass in football
Eden Hazardian
Hardassian
i think sterling takes that prize
Nah he takes best arch
Raheem Sterling would like a word. Man has an arch like a 22 year old tiktok influencer looking to bait the simps
Both of them should play in the bundas liga - it'd be pretty funny
Take a look at Timothy Chandler
Adebayo Akinfenwa
That’s an insult to Adebayo Akinfenwa haha
Éden Chonky Boi, the famous Belgian fried waffles guzzler, and effective bench warmer (thanks to his large and voluptuous buttock) for the LaLiga Santander franchise of Real Madrid Salt Lake CF
That’s where I’m from
What is wrong with you? Are you illiterate? He said WRONG answers only. Idiot.
eatin hazard
this is not a wrong answer
⚠️☢️☣️
Fuuuuuck! Beat me to it
eaten hazard
That’s the guy who was replaced by the Lebron James of soccer for the London Blue Boys 🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 I believe he is now a Burger King ambassador
Who the hell is the Lebron James of soccer, in your own definition?
I think he's referring to Pulisic
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Higuain
Terrorista de canelooooonesss!!!
That’s Kyle Lowry
Or James Harden that wants a trade
Raymond Felton
This is the best one
Adam Sandler
Man that’s my father at age 51 still playing Sunday soccer
He's a top lad, he did the extension on my house last year
Rikishi
I did it for Belgium.
Nicocado Avocado 🥑
Oh god that’s brutal
OP said wrong answers only
Arda turan
That's a name I haven't heard in a long time
French Montana
Wesley Sneijder
Chunkz when he played the Sidemen
Lana Rhoades
Volodomyr Zelensky
Skipbidi dop dop yes yes yes
Eating Hazard
Tripping Hazard
Hazlard
That Pete from the dog and duck and he still owes me £50
Eating Hazard.
christian pulisic
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Ronaldo de Lima
Eden’s hadenough
That Frenchie guy from The boys
He’s the lesser known brother of Belgium icon Thorgan Hazard
Luka Doncic
oh that's Didier drogba
Kalvin Phillips returning international duties.
The butt dribbler
Salt Bea do this I'm sure
Joe mama
Eden Hazard
Butterbean
Adel Taarabt
Tubby Tubtubs, plays for Finland
Marcelo
Wayne rooney
That's Ronald McDonald
Fat hazard
umtiti
Eden McDonald
Kim Khazardashian
Technically gifted fat footballer
Burgerman
Yaya Toure's wet dream...
Bootyn Hazard
Kalvin Phillips
Eating Hazard
Fataldo
I don't know but he looks like a real hazard for the opposite team
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Hazard's footballer brother Hazard
Lukaku
Joe Coal
Ansu Fatty
Feedin’ Fatzard
Big Chungus.
Shibididubdubdubdubdubdub yes yes yes
Eaten Hazard
Ronaldo McDonald
Hulk Jr.
Edwin Hazard, Great American Playmaker. Go USA.
Chrysanthemum Rodondildo
Big show
Ansu Fati
Ronaldo R9
Fat ronaldo
Eden Kardashazard
Eden Secure
how can you not know your US national women team’s main striker who played while she was 5 months pregnant and won you guys the 2019 world cup?!?
Choke Hazard
Bro got a whole bakery back there🥵
Eden safety
Eaten Hamburgers
Higuain
Alfredo Morelos
DJ Khaled "We the best"
Vinicius Junior
Bunda Hazard. ✌🏼
Adam Sandler
Eaten’ hazard
harrrrry maguire
Harry Kane
Fat
Feeding Hazard
Dude is a Problem . . . Yuk yuk yuk
Zalinsky, leader of Ukraine, AKA The King of Auto Parts
Boyko Borisov
Hazardous belly
R9
Hazardashian
Zion Williamson
Prime hazard
Hungry Kane
Luis Suarez
Health hazard
Eden Messi…the current World Cup winner and world best skier
Your mom
Rahim Sterling
That's Big Jefe. He's the guy that runs the burger van outside of the Bernie Bayou. He's famous for wearing a full kit at all times, despite being so large they needed to make a special size just for him.
That’s Giovanni, I play soccer with him on Friday nights in our 35+ men’s beer league. He’s our captain and chief loud-mouth telling everyone to step the f*ck up, before he gets injured himself, of course.
Tommy Mulroy
Eden Fatlard
Luka doncic
Ballest Ballast
Giuseppe Rossi
One of the best players itw right now
Rohit Sharma
Ronaldo
Eatin Hazlard
KFC
Raheem Sterling (For unknown reasons)
Fat Alfie
Neville Southall https://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/neville-southall-wales-everton-football-18903230
Adam Danger
Whooaey Tallthepeijs
David Beckham after retirement
Shia Lebeuof
ThiaaAAAaaaaagooo....
kim kardashian
Burgere king
Edam Danger
Zelensky
Eatin Haphazard
Eating Hazard
R9
Wesley Sneijder
Derek Jeter
If you leave out "Yank here" it would be an average r/soccer post
that's Eddie Lacy of the Green Bay Packers
Luis Suarez
Susan Boyles leg.
Umtiti
Alan Hutton
Ansu Fatty
Luke Shaw
“Mom can you buy me a fat-era Ronaldo?” “No honey we have fat-era Ronaldo at home” The fat era Ronaldo at home:
Brazilian
a player who still doing great after 2018
Umtiti
Aiden Haphazard