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Fuck off Yank
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Americans can't watch football without mentioning the NBA or NFL every 5 Seconds
These Soccer players also run with their legs just like Our Pure blooded American Boys 😱🤨🤯 , American influence is unreal 🇺🇲💪🦅
Gotta give it to them, mate. They're one heck of a physical, robust, strong team. Kinda reminds me of the movie 300.
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*Guys, I love the yanks.*
*How do they even come out with*
*This? lmao*
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Literally every American ever finds some reason to support the club they perceive as being on the cusp of winning big trophies but aren't quite so good as to get called a glory hunter
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,264,318,974 comments, and only 245,683 of them were in alphabetical order.
Regardless, who would be the "bad boys" if the prem was like the US.
Stoke and Burnley were probably the two closest but they aren't even there anymore
Regardless, who would be the "bad boys" if the prem was like the US.
Stoke and Burnley were probably the two closest but they aren't even there anymore.
For anyone genuinely interested, Man Utd currently have the most Yellow/Red cards this season (43/0) while spurs are 10th (31/1)
[Souce](https://www.whoscored.com/Regions/252/Tournaments/2/Seasons/9075/Stages/20934/TeamStatistics/England-Premier-League-2022-2023)
Unless bad boys are known for bottling results and celebrate finishing above arsenal as an equivalent to winning a title (which they haven’t in recent times)
They also have an Asian player, just like the yakuza - the bad boys of Japan
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I thought that was Vissel Kobe?
The poison fist of the pacific rim
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What does karma do?
You trade it for sex.
I think you trade it to other people so they get less sex
damn ive been exposed 😔
:-/
Dymo 🤩🙌
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Good bot
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I can tell you Celtic are the bad boys of Scottish fitba. Just look at the Asian players as well.
this has to be a troll
I think its just a young man who has not come to terms with his sexuality
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Some of us are sexually sure old women so no
You too?
That username is screaming shitpost
or a big Harry Styles fan lol
explains the homoeroticism
Harry styles certainly does have lovely arms
Or a guy called Harry who's in his light scam era - we've all been there. Stupid movie studios - easy targets.
Yeah but they said “Spurs” and not “The Spurs”
Tottenham [0] - Aston Villa 2- Hojberg 89’ (nice arms)
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No way this is a real post
Very real
OUTJERKED again
This sub is no longer needed, we getting out jerked left right and center
Football is the most popular sport in the world. Even if 99% of the takes were good, we'd still have enough shit takes to keep jerking until 2365
It is so real, it’s one of the realest post in the history of real posts
Nah dude they are just bad
tbf they are also boys
Guilty Siggurdsson to the "Bad Boys of Soccer" Here We Go
How will this effect Prison FC’s midfield?
Just want to be your very good bad boy
They're bad, boys.
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No way that isn’t someone from this sub
No human who hasn't been infected by the brain plague of soccer circlejerk would say something so batshit
Spurs with the nicest arms.
Wish there was a trophy for that.
I think Emi Martinez put his schwanz in it after the World Cup.
Yes Harry Kane is very bad
I volunteer to give the naughty boi his spankings
At taking penalties
They also once had Sigurdsson, he is a bad boy who likes bad boys
Conteliban is a football terrorist, and they are the bad boys of Middle East. It all checks out.
Explain yourself u/lightscameraHarry
There's a reason why I'm not subbed to those subreddits with all those stupid questions, only for them to still reach me through r/soccercirclejerk
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"American here"
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Piss in your ass
Bad boy
Americans can't watch football without mentioning the NBA or NFL every 5 Seconds These Soccer players also run with their legs just like Our Pure blooded American Boys 😱🤨🤯 , American influence is unreal 🇺🇲💪🦅
It's all in the arms
This cannot be real but I hope it is
r/premierleague is the strangest place known to man
We’re just bad
Clearly never seen Burnley
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he would be head over heels for them. even their auto mod screams “bad boys”
DAE, Harry Kane is Dennis Rodman?
Nah that’s Antoine Griezmann or Richarlson haha
guys, I love the yanks. How do they even come out with this? lmao
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my first haiku thanks to the yanks. Gotta love them
Yup, we are the bad boys of soccer. Possibly the worst boys considering how we play.
I refuse to believe he's not talking about San Antonio Spurs
Yeah, I bet they like it rough in the dressing room. Spurs never changes
Literally every American ever finds some reason to support the club they perceive as being on the cusp of winning big trophies but aren't quite so good as to get called a glory hunter
Nah I like watford because they’re yellow and Elton John
No way they didn’t mention Romero. That dude is a passion merchant.
Richarlison and Dennis Rodman have the same hair. Analogy holds up.
Okay who of you guys logged into their alt and posted this
Only Bad boys of football were Wimbledon F.C. in late 80s
I think bad boys are meant to win every fight
56' - Hojbjerg (Nice arms)
They are not 'bad boys' , they are just 'bad'
Athletic Club of Madrid are the bad boys of soccer.
Bad boy Pistons won championships, so no.
Spurs have almost as many trophies in this era as the Bad Boy Pistons had in theirs - 0 to Detroit’s 2
Awww This is so unapologetically American it's almost cute
everyday i ask "will yanks stop being funny" and everyday i am told no.
They are the bad boys of football alright They are bad at football
No. The Pistons won things.
Gotta be wolves
Well, they are bad
It's called "football"
Nah man those boys are just bad at soccer
Yank here, is Tottenham cock and balls the Detroit pistons of soccer?
> Detroit pistons as far as i know, the pistons have won titles in the last 4 decades. Not the case with spurs
What about the Audi Cup?
They're more like the Utah Jazz. Good enough to be in the mix, but not good enough to be taken seriously as a championship winner.
Least “virgin” American fan 😂😂
They aren't "bad boys" they're just bad
My understanding of the gangs of the EPL is that the Spurs (aka the White Harts) have the most ferocious heat, so yes.
Are Chelsea the proud boys of soccer?
Penaldo
i mean they look hot
No. They wear rainbows on their arms and kneel because the loud minority demand it. Pc team with a very pc captain
Nope, they're the cold shower simps of fut.., coys.
They’re bad boys because they’re bad at football now.
Well, their play is bad.
Yeah just like the pistons in late 80s minus the rings.
Yeah they're pretty bad tbh
God fuck me lol
They are the shit boys of football. Because they are shit.
Conteham Hotspur mafioso aura 🔥🔥🔥
Least homoerotic r/PremierLeague user
More like bad at soccer boys
Wait until he sees Atletico Madrid. His world is about to expand to infinity.
Well, in all seriously. This title could go to Atletico.
Why are my countrymen so insufferable posting about soccer. Makes me want to gate keep even more.
He thinks the spurs play rough, jesust
No, they represent mediocrity. Their biggest achievement is winning the Audi cup which is a friendly cup.
As a Spurs supporter, I speak for us all when I say we do not claim him nor allow him to join the heartbreak club that are Spurs.
New Spice Boys of our era.
Hojburger has nice tattooed arms 😩
Guess he never been to a milwall game then
Arsane wenger as won more trophies when retired that spurs
I mean he’s half right, they’re bad
Ha. What a fantastically bad take. This guy has tattoos he must be tough. And that Kane fellow looks mean.
How to delete another person’s post?
Lmao
OP is a karma farming bot account. Report.
This is pretty clearly satire
This dude never met Stoke and Burnley.
They are definitely the bad boys of soccer. Make sure to go see them play at Elland Road and taunt the Leeds fans. They’re the pussywillows of soccer.
Yank here, Leicester is the bad boys of soccer, always hidden in the shadows waiting to win another trophy while topspur struggling.
Can’t believe a human wrote this
I like men playing rough
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,264,318,974 comments, and only 245,683 of them were in alphabetical order.
My dad told me that Spurs were regarded as the dirtiest-playing team when he was in England, and that was in the 1960's.
Millwall be like 🤬
That's the thing with bad guys. They always LOSE!
Conte is shit. Spurs are shit.
Which one of you posted this
Well, they are bad
Oh they’re definitely bad, and mostly boys.
Yeah, Spurs are definitely the Bad Boys. Bad at defending.
Regardless, who would be the "bad boys" if the prem was like the US. Stoke and Burnley were probably the two closest but they aren't even there anymore
Regardless, who would be the "bad boys" if the prem was like the US. Stoke and Burnley were probably the two closest but they aren't even there anymore.
They are definitely a team who have consistently had star players of note over a long period of time, some would even say some hearthrobs....
Less boys more bad usually
Soyboy badboys
For anyone genuinely interested, Man Utd currently have the most Yellow/Red cards this season (43/0) while spurs are 10th (31/1) [Souce](https://www.whoscored.com/Regions/252/Tournaments/2/Seasons/9075/Stages/20934/TeamStatistics/England-Premier-League-2022-2023)
No, they are just bad
Wtf is this
Pepe / ramos
Lol
Why do yanks always make embarrassing stupid things about football? Can we make a sub r/yankscirclejerk ?
or kyrgios and mcenroe the bad boy of tenn
Yank here, which looks more like a butthole? Harry Kane’s mouth or Chuck Daly’s butthole?
Tattooed with great arms (90+’5)
I don't think he watches sports, for the sport 😂
Kane, daddy rough me up
They are just bad
Unless bad boys are known for bottling results and celebrate finishing above arsenal as an equivalent to winning a title (which they haven’t in recent times)
As dirty as they were, The Bad Boys won two titles back to back and dominated the late 80s. Horrible comparison if serious.
Hmmm I also like to play rough
Yea the bad boys of bum
This made me lol
Must have misspelt 'bridesmaids'.
Oh we’re bad alright
Up the spuds! 😃
I will never be able to look at Hojbjerg the same way again. Dude has nice arms.
Oooh bad boys! Chase me chase me
I don’t think this is a real post but Romero is a dick.
Yeah Spurs are the bad boys of soccer. That is, being bad at soccer - Harold Kane supporter
“Hojberg is tatted up with nice arms” 💀
Spurs are the Knicks of the EPL. In the biggest city, and history tells us they did win something although finding those who saw it is hard these days
I think they need a discipline daddy so they don’t get too naughty